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[My Pace Hero Captain Yuri]
If you have nothing to say, just leave.
I'm not sleepy at all!
Nogizaka Skit
This skit is about My Pace Hero Captain Yuri.
This is a special edition.
Hello, I'm Captain Yuri.
My Pace Hero Captain Yuri is about a mysterious four- year-old girl named Yuri Kitagawa who becomes a super My Pace Hero Captain Yuri and fights against Shibata, the boss of an evil organization.
This is a special edition.
Shibata has a lot of mysteries.
Shibata only has mysteries.
That's right.
So this is what an evil organization does.
This skit is about Captain Yuri and his daily activities against evil organizations.
Please watch out for new mysteries.
Hey, you guys, why are you smiling like that?
Even you're smiling, Morita-san.
I'm from an evil organization!
There's no reason for me to smile!
No, I can see your front teeth!
That's from before!
That's since I was born!
You! Stop it!
You!
They're here!
I'm going to give you a winter bonus.
Out of!
Thank you!
Huh? What's that?
Why? Is it a lie?
Um, Shibata-sama...
Um...
I feel like it's less than last year.
Every time, every time...
Because you guys were defeated by Captain Yuri...
Our world conquest didn't progress...
And our earnings plummeted.
Even if you get a bonus, you should be grateful.
What? Come on!
I was going to buy a heattech cloak!
Also, we've decided to close our pirate factory this spring.
What?
How are we supposed to fight without pirates?!
We're outsourcing.
Huh?
We've already put out job ads.
Pirate job ads?
Yeah, if you put out manga ads on video sites...
There were quite a few applications.
Those don't have any effect!
We're going to have an interview soon.
We have to find a pirate who can defeat Captain Yuri.
This time, you won't get a bonus.
Yes, ma'am!
Well, first monster, go ahead!
I am the evil queen Chromie.
Captain Yuri or whatever, I will defeat you in a blink of an eye.
This is quite an atmospheric person, isn't it?
Now, world, bow down before me!
I like her enthusiasm.
So, first of all, what do you want me to do?
First of all, please have a seat.
Very well.
She is quite serious, isn't she?
Excuse me.
Oh, she said "excuse me".
She was standing there until you said "please have a seat".
So, what do you want me to ask you?
Please tell me why you want me to die.
She is standing there and talking.
The company's corporate philosophy.
The company?
I was greatly inspired by the evil power to contribute to society.
Oh, great!
She is properly researching corporate philosophy!
She is serious!
Excuse me.
She said "excuse me" again.
How do you plan to defeat Captain Yuri, Chromie?
If I train every day and have enough physical and mental strength, I plan to join the battle.
She is very honest!
It's okay for her to go alone, but she joins the battle!
But she is more serious than Captain Yuri, so it might be better than expected.
She might be able to fight.
Chromie...
Then you don't need me, do you?
What?
If you want to defeat a hero, you can use Shocker or Rocket Man, don't you?
In the end, you are just speaking according to the manual, aren't you?
Ms. Shibata's pressure interview!
That's enough.
If you don't have anything to say, then leave.
She's crying.
She's crying!
Mrs. Schwartz!
If you give such a pressure interview like that now, you'll be criticized on the Internet!
It's better for such a serious girl to work in a place other than our house.
You're so kind!
Our house only serves those who are really bad or really stupid.
Wow, Mrs. Schwartz, you're amazing!
You're really kind!
No, if you solve that sentence properly, you'll be ridiculed!
Oh, next person, please!
Excuse me!
Wow!
I'm Kaijin New Cat! Nice to meet you, meow!
Wow, but I don't know what "knock" means at all!
First of all, please have a seat, meow!
Well, first of all, what kind of Kaijin have you fought as so far?
I've been a bat hero, a spider hero, and a newspaper reporter hero, meow!
Oh, I see. So you were active in Hollywood, right?
Meow!
That's amazing!
By the way, do you have any special moves?
Meow!
Special move! Mannequin Cat!
Meow!
Mannequin Cat?
Huh?!
Hey, hey, hey!
Huh?!
Yakumo!
Huh?! What's going on?!
Meow!
And a blow from Captain Yuri, meow!
Oh, it wasn't cut.
Huh?!
This is a pretty good one.
I can beat Captain Yuri with this...
You can't!
Huh?!
She's only 17 years old.
She can't work after 10 p.m.
Huh?!
An evil organization is trying to protect the labor union!
Huh?!
I'm sorry. Thank you very much.
It can't be helped if you find out, meow.
Oh, go home safe.
Be careful.
Yeah.
Huh?
But if you think about it, she's only 17...
Morita.
Yes?
There are things you shouldn't know.
Poor guys.
Next person, please!
Coming in!
Wow!
Huh?
Have a seat.
Your name is...
Meow!
I came here to become Shin Ayabito!
Shin Ayabito?
No, I call him "Shinkaijin."
I see!
Smart.
This is a pretty good idiot.
Do you have a special move?
I do!
Can you show me?
Sure, but...
It takes three years for the beam to come out!
You're mean!
Does it take three years?!
Um, can you fight a hero normally?
Hmm...
If it's a verbal fight, I can make him cry!
You're mean!
Can you make a hero cry in a verbal fight?!
No, but...
I feel like we can't handle it, so...
Can you go home for a bit?
I got it!
You're honest.
Thank you!
Cool!
That's kind of cocky.
I guess we can't beat Captain Yuri!
Next person, please!
Excuse me!
Huh? Huh?!
I'm Captain Yuri, and I'm here as a new member of the team!
No, no...
Debt!
It's not debt!
What do you mean?!
Oh...
When I was looking at my job advertisement, it said I'm in trouble because I don't have a partner...
Oh...
I thought I could help you if you're in trouble, so I called you!
No, no...
To beat Captain Yuri, you hire Captain Yuri?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Next person, please!
Why?!
Why are you moving forward?!
If you're going to do that, go home!
Seriously!
Huh?
Are you Ms. Morita?
It's been a while!
Likewise! Nice to meet you!
No, I'm not!
Did you just realize that?
So, you're the one who's in trouble.
Then I have to help you even more.
Do you have a special move?
Why are you proceeding with the interview?
Special move...
Yes, I do.
Super Yuri Crash!
You shouldn't have done that!
Is it this pattern again this year?
I'm sorry.
I was careless.
Yuri...
I won't fight you anymore.
You should go home.
I understand.
Then...
Excuse me.
As I thought, there is no monster that can defeat him.
No, there is only one.
If you've been watching Captain Yuri's battles all this time, you're worthy of being a New Kaijin.
Don't tell me you're a New Kaijin?!
Leave it to me!
I can defeat him! I can defeat him for sure!
I've had a bad feeling about this from the beginning!
What is this?
The New Kaijin candidates were rescued, right?
What? By Captain Yuri?
That's right. From the very beginning, Tamura-san was a hostage.
Even when I was given the role, I was like, "Huh? When did I become a Kaijin?"
Is it difficult for you, Shibata?
Before, I had a bit of resistance, but this time I'm enjoying it.
You're enjoying it.
You've become Shibata's face.
Your cold-hearted face.
It sounds like I'm a bit of a bohemian, doesn't it?
Don't you remember the lines?
I do!
It's because you're Shibamita-san!
I'm going to say I'm bohemian.
You're putting up signs over there.
In a small space?
It's because you're Shibamita-san!
It's hard for me to remember.
Was Yan-chan good at special attacks?
I do have a profile.
So, when I wrote down what I heard there,
Shibata came from the side and said, "Should I write it too?"
You're the only one in the world who can do that.
After this, the third episode of "Engineering Rhythm Talks"!
"Let's Play With Aruaru"! Begins now!
This is a bit embarrassing.
Aruaru!
Don't gather without reason, let's play with common sense.
Hello, everyone!
Hello!
The bag that says "can be cut from anywhere" is the common sense woman who can't cut from anywhere!
It's the common sense man who always disappears and never uses up his ballpoint pen!
It's the common sense fairy who suffers from this situation and doesn't leave a trace!
Well then, good girls, gather around!
What's wrong?
What? What?
What's wrong?
Who made you cry, Rei-chan?
It's definitely not me!
What?
Why?!
Today's "common sense" topic is school!
Everyone, you've gone to school, right?
No, we haven't.
Let's forget about the details for now!
Everyone, you've gone to school, right?!
Yes, we have!
Wow, you're so responsive!
Well then, let's make lots of "haru haru" sounds!
Music, start!
For some reason, the ball is stuck in the ceiling of the gym!
"haru haru"!
The school teacher's impersonation makes everyone excited!
"haru haru"!
The teacher draws too many double-sided pens and I don't know the important parts!
When I meet up with friends outside of school, I get lost in my school uniforms!
"haru haru"!
Calling the teacher "mom" is a little embarrassing!
"haru haru"!
When boys are serious and do "chanbara bokko"
"haru haru"!
I'm not sleepy at all during school hours!
"haru haru"!
I accidentally make a mistake in "gakubankisshi" and "tobiwako"!
"haru haru"!
Everyone, you said "haru haru" well, didn't you?
Yeah!
No, no, no, you're crazy, you're crazy, you're crazy!
Morita-kun, what's wrong?
No, no, you're crazy!
You know what "crazy" means, don't you?
Um, Yumiki, what did you say?
Well, boys are...
Um... serious and...
It's not funny at all!
You're really bad at it!
Don't laugh like that!
It's really funny!
It's funny!
Your laugh is as shallow as a soup bowl!
What?
You don't like it?
I thought you might like it more!
It's the same!
What did you say?
As long as it's lunchtime, I'm not sleepy.
There's no lunchtime at school!
Right?
There's no lunchtime!
It's common in high school.
What high school?!
Yeah, there's none!
Kuromi!
Yeah?
What did you say?
Blackboard eraser and flying box...
I accidentally made a mistake!
Huh?!
What do you mean "huh?!"
What do you mean? Explain!
I thought it was a flying box, so I flew it,
but it was actually a blackboard eraser!
Huh?!
It's my second "huh?!"
I don't have one! I'm scared!
Then let's try it one more time!
Yeah!
Well then, school, do you have one?
Let's go!
The sound of a blackboard eraser cleaner is as loud as a motorcycle!
Yes, we do!
When class starts in the afternoon, the whole classroom is busy!
Yes, we do!
The next hour of class makes me really sleepy!
Yes, we do!
When I meet people I'm not that close with in the city, it's boring!
Yes, we do!
People with broken bones and gills!
I kind of admire them!
Yes, we do!
The true gratitude of school comes after graduation!
Yes, we do!
I thought I was going to be late, so I hurried home and it was 8 o'clock at night!
Yes, we do!
The sound of a blackboard eraser cleaner is as loud as a motorcycle!
You're laughing again, aren't you?!
Yes, we do!
Everyone, did you say what you usually say?
Yes!
No, we didn't say it! We didn't say it! We didn't say it!
Morita-kun, what's wrong?
No, I mean...
Onee-san, you know what's wrong, don't you?
Hm?
No, it's not "hm"...
Hey, Sato!
Yes?
What did you say?
You'll know what school really means once you graduate.
It's deep...
It really is!
Right?
But that's not what kindergarteners say.
It's not.
And Kuromi, what is it?
I thought I was going to be late, so I hurried and said it, and it was 8 p.m.
No way!
I've never heard of such a thing!
And... Yumiki...
Yes?
What's wrong?
I mean...
During my graduation speech...
No, I mean...
It's not funny at all!
It's quite a rare occurrence, so...
No, no...
I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Everyone's laughing!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Everyone's like Hayashiyopako!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'll never say it again!
I'm sorry!
Shall we try it one more time?
Yes!
Okay, then...
Is school funny?
Let's go!
People who say today's test is bad usually get a good score!
Yes, it is!
Classes before school break, too much luggage on the way home!
Yes, it is!
If you take a day off like this, you'll be in a weird situation!
Yes, it is!
I admire the rooftop of the school building, but it's almost forbidden to enter!
Yes, it is!
I get really excited when my classmates come!
Yes, it is!
I finally want to say "bless you" to the person who called me!
Let's go home!
Yes, it is!
The day I laughed with my friends and said "yes, it is" was a treasure.
Yes, it is!
It's too funny!
When I was about to go to school, I went to meet Rakko!
What are you talking about?!
Everyone, did you say what you wanted to say?
Yeah!
I can't say it, I can't say it, I can't say it!
Morita-kun!
What's wrong?
Are they bleeding or something?!
No, Kuromi didn't say anything at all!
Hey, what did you say?!
I was about to go to school, I went to meet Rakko!
That's not true!
Is there really such a thing?!
Hey!
I thought there was!
No, no, no!
Sensei, Morita-kun made Kuromi-san cry!
Yes, yes, yes!
I think it's better for Kuromi-san to not say anything!
Wow!
It's like "Kairi no Kai aru aru"!
I just said something!
Now, it's time for us to say goodbye!
Did you all have fun?
Yeah!
That's all for "Let's Play With Something"!
See you next week!
Give Arurun some more disciples!
Thank you very much!
Do you all have "Let's Play With Something"?
"Kairi no Junbi ga Hayai"!
I saw it!
That's true!
It's really like that!
It's true!
Until now, it was like "Huh? He's dressed like a monster!"
Can you really go home like that?
I go home with my seniors a lot,
so I can't make them wait for me.
My juniors are probably in a hurry, too.
I see!
I wonder if we'll all get along faster and faster.
Who's the slowest?
Yuri-chan on the north side is really, really slow.
I know that!
Just pay more attention to her!
What does everyone agree on?
What is "Let's Play With Something"?
Huh?
Oh, you're right!
"Makizaka Skits"!
Do you have one, Yumiki-san?
Most of the clothes I bought thinking "I want one", I wear them.
Huh? Oh, you're right!
Don't make me nervous!
When I introduce my favorite clothes in my blog,
people say it's really hard for me to wear the next one.
Oh, I see!
Who do you usually wear?
I'm really sorry, but...
I have a one-piece of "gingham check" that Ozono- san often wears...
What kind of...
Don't wear that anymore!
Sakaguchi-san also wore it.
We bought it together.
Oh, you bought it together!
Yes, we did.
I've decided to give it to my sister.
That's what you're going through, right?
"Makizaka Skits"!
Next week, we'll show you some "skits" we learned!
Do you know what it means?
Director! Please calm down!
I'll delete it again!
Thank you for this wonderful opportunity.
Huh?
What? That person!
Huh? What's going on?
I've transferred from India.
I'm Tamaami.
No, no, no!
Now that you mention it, all three of you look really gross.
Attention!
Don't make that face!
I didn't think you'd make that face.