AISubs v3.5
[WHAT WILL HAPPEN?]
Mr. Takane's Monoko
Ms. Ono is the leading actress in this film.
Which role is it?
The role I was confessed to by handsome boys at school.
Which actors did you play as handsome boys?
Ah, these four.
You danced, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I was a little embarrassed, though.
If girls come like that, I think everyone will fall for them.
Momoko Ozono, who has a little jealous side in her profile, plays the role of a school heroine.
These four handsome guys become Ozono and are about to fall for him.
Will Ozono fall for him?
One, two, three...
Wow!
Look! Momoko Ozono is playing the role of a school heroine again!
She is beautiful in every way!
She got good grades in sports class!
She deserves to be praised!
One...
Two...
Phew...
That was close.
I was about to knock Miss Ozono over.
She is so kind!
She is so wonderful!
What kind of man would accept such a woman's heart?
I'm going to confess my love to Momoko today!
Alright, let's go!
Wait, wait, wait!
Morita?
Huh?
Mino, what are you doing here?
"What are you doing?" is my line!
Morita, what were you trying to do?
No, I wasn't trying to do anything.
I was trying to confess my love to Momoko.
No, no, no!
Huh?
No, no, no!
What's wrong? I think I know what you're trying to say.
What? What? What?
I think you should stop doing that.
No, no, I might be able to accept Momoko's love!
Well, I think your feelings are wonderful, but...
But, Morita...
Momoko has confessed her love to dozens of students at this school!
No, hundreds of students!
But you can confess your love to anyone!
No, no, no!
I've had a girlfriend before!
No, no, no!
No, that's you!
Yes, you two are different!
But I feel bad for you, Morita...
Well, that's how Momoko is, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Momoko?
That's interesting.
From now on...
Even if you don't have glass shoes...
I'll find you for you.
My Cinderella...
Yes!
The handsome prince of the royal family, Yamashita Yawanko!
I will never give up!
What should we say next?
Yes!
Don't look at me like you're looking at a child!
Because I'm a boy!
Yay!
I can't get enough of that sense of belonging, handsome little brother!
First place goes to Lilito!
Lilito...
From now on, you're going to love me, aren't you?
Wow, that's so cool!
Listen up.
You better not tell me anything.
I'll protect you, no matter what.
Wow!
A little dangerous wild-type handsome man, Minato Umesawa!
Sheesh...
I can't help it.
Wow!
A silent intelligent handsome man, Denjiro Sato!
Denjiro Sato!
He's definitely one of the top handsome men at Mugizaka Academy!
Who called me here?
Elpho!
Elpho...
I...
I can't get enough of him.
It's Elpho!
I hate you!
I hate women like you who only care about men!
C-c-could it be...
Elpho confessed his love for Momoko?
Just who will Momoko choose?
An ordinary handsome and beautiful couple is born!
That's what I hate the most! Seriously!
Then I'll go first.
You must be Momoko Takane.
Oh, yes.
How can I help you?
Those eyes...
There's no doubt about it.
When I first looked you in the eye, I was convinced.
The person I will love for the rest of my life...
is this woman.
If you wish, I can give you anything you want.
Would you please be my girlfriend?
Is she going to fall for me?
What?
I can give you anything you want.
What?
Aren't lovers equal to each other?
Did you think I was a woman who was happy with things?
No, well...
You're a man who can't love even if you're given things.
Please don't show up in front of me again.
Are you okay?
This is the first time I've been attacked like this!
Hey, hey, hey, Momoko! Don't say anything harsh!
Then...
I'll go.
Um...
Momoko...
Oh, junior?
What is it?
Um...
Ever since I came to this school...
I've always...
been interested in you, Momoko.
But you know, I'm like a kid.
I was wondering if I could hang out with you.
I've always...
worked hard to become a man who can hang out with you!
So cute!
Shut up, you two!
I can't have a classmate who's a girl!
Momoko-senpai!
Please go out with me!
This is really tickling!
Huh?
I can't have a classmate who's a girl?
Huh?
You're saying you compared me to other girls, right?
Did you think you'd be happy choosing me?
N-no...
If you find another good girl, you'll move on to her.
Don't ever come into my sight again!
Not again!
I can't stand you anymore!
I feel sorry for you!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
She's shaking a lot!
Hey, Momoko-senpai, you're really strong!
Because you're rich, Momoko-sama!
I can't be scared.
I'll go.
Momoko, can I talk to you for a second?
Oh, yes! What is it?
Isn't it tough?
Your club activities and studies are all expected of you.
In front of me, you can whine all you want.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Shut up, you two!
Be my girlfriend and let me protect you.
Isn't that a perfect confession?
What?
You called me out?
Yes, that's right!
You called me out!
I barely know you,
but you called me out and touched my head.
Don't you have common sense?
Well, that's...
You don't have to protect common sense,
because it's not me, but common sense.
What a shame!
You're like a cute Hata York.
Stop it!
You're more delicate than I thought!
I'm sorry for being born.
She's waving her hands like an adult!
What? Is that so?
What?
Denjiro!
Are you coming?
Are you coming, Denjiro?
Denjiro?
What's Denjiro anyway?
Momoko, can I talk to you for a second?
Yes, what is it?
Will you go out with me?
This is "simple is best"!
Even if you cut off everything you don't need,
that's all you have to do!
This is the most effective way!
Amazing!
What?
That's all?
Even though it's a confession, don't you like me or love me?
If you think you can convey it without saying it, you're wrong!
Words of love can't be said too much or not said too much!
You should know that much!
I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
Denjiro, you're gonna die!
Denjiro, are you okay? Are you okay?
No, but...
Denjiro, are you okay?
Oh no! Oh no!
Denjiro...
She's the type of person who wants revenge or something like that.
It's dangerous!
Too bad...
Let's fix it.
What's with them?
Did Denjiro come out or not?!
Hey, hey, she's already completely extinct!
I wonder if there's a boy who loves me somewhere...
Morita-kun, should we go?
Let's go!
That was an impressive combo.
Yamashita-san is like an 80's couple.
Ito-san, did you say you usually do it?
Yes, I like dancing.
You do it in private, right?
That's right.
You do it in private, right?
Oozone-san already told you all of them.
If you didn't have four people, who would you choose?
In the second half of the show, it's obvious which type of members they like!
Nagisaka Skids!
After the commercial, a new skit!
Because I'm the police chief for one day!
[Skit]
Ayame-chan is going to get arrested!
What kind of skit is it?
It's about an idol who became police chief for one day.
She's not just an idol, she's an amazing idol!
She's an amazing idol!
Tsutsui Ayame, who is young and mature at the same time!
If Tsutsui became police chief for one day, what would happen?
Today, as police chief for one day, there is a young idol.
She will promote this Nogizaka show with a smile for one day.
Please support her with all your strength.
Welcome, Ms. Tsutsui.
Let's welcome her with applause.
Police chief for one day, thank you for coming.
Wow, this is...
I'm Tsutsui Ayame and I want to give you hope. Thank you for having me.
This is a cute police chief.
How old are you?
I'm 16 years old.
Wow, you are young and strong.
Please support us with a smile for one day.
Yes, it's only for one day, but I will do my best to be a force for this Nogizaka show.
You are reliable.
Well, police chief for one day, can we start with a photo shoot for social media?
It's your first job, right?
That's good.
Well, Yumiki and Kaki, line up behind me and do a "I'll arrest you" pose.
That's good.
Ayame, can you do a "I'll arrest you" pose?
Excuse me, is that...
Actually, last Saturday, there was a series of fighting incidents.
The suspects have narrowed it down, but it seems like it could happen to everyone.
I'm wondering what we should do about it.
No, you know, you don't have to explain so much to the chief of staff.
Let's take a picture.
We'll do our best to arrest you, so let's take a picture, okay?
That man with the "b" has a broken arm and it's written that it's difficult to refute.
He wasn't injured last Saturday.
Why is that?
Actually, the next day, there was a festival where various idols gathered.
At the venue, he was happily shaking hands with other idols other than me.
That's why he wasn't injured at the time.
Then his alibi will be ruined!
No, no, there's a possibility it's someone else.
For now, let's take a picture.
For social media?
No, there's no mistake.
Because even though he said he'd shake hands with Ayame-chan only for the rest of his life when he came to my handshake party before,
he was happily shaking hands with other idols.
I'll never forget that face!
You're really resentful.
"Shake hands for the rest of his life," but he didn't shake hands with other idols...
In other words, "b" means someone who easily lies, right?
That's right.
No, no, no...
Then, I'll take a picture of "b."
No, you can't do that now!
All right, all right, all right! While we're waiting for it, let's take a picture!
I'm going to arrest you!
"b" fell!
What? No way!
When I asked her about the handshake, she applauded easily!
Seriously?
It's thanks to the chief's wisdom! Thank you very much!
It's only natural!
Because I'm the chief of police for one day!
Yes, that's how it is!
Well, let's take a picture!
In the pose of "I'm going to arrest you!",
Ayame-chan, yes!
"I'm going to arrest you!", Ayame-chan!
In the pose of "I'm going to arrest you!",
What's this case about?
Oh, there you are!
Oh, excuse me!
Well, he's the culprit of the fraud case from ten years ago.
However, he just escaped and is now missing.
Well, you don't have to say it.
It's going to be executed soon.
Yes, but we're going to solve this case ourselves!
It might be Sendai.
Why is that?
Two years ago, when I held a release event at a shopping mall in Sendai,
I saw a man looking at me from the second floor.
He looked very similar to me!
No, he just happened to pass by.
If you're a fan, you're welcome!
He just happened to pass by, so it's different!
No!
The person who's looking at me at the release event
is an important person who might become a fan of an idol in the future!
There's no way I can mistake that person's face!
You're an idol's mirror!
Well, you might be right, but...
I'm going to contact the Sendai police!
Please!
Let's take a picture!
Ayame-chan, let's take a picture!
Let's take a picture and say "I'm going to arrest you!", okay?
I'm going to arrest you!
Okay, here we go!
I'm going to arrest you!
I've been caught!
Ah!
I went shopping again.
It's all thanks to your message!
Thank you!
It's only natural.
I'm the police chief of the day.
What? What did you do?
The job of police chief of the day isn't about taking pictures or anything like that!
It's not about solving cases!
Right?
Come on!
Yes, this is Nogizaka office.
What? Bank robbery next to Nogizaka office?!
What are you going to do?
I don't know!
What?
Pictures first!
You don't have to be particular about taking pictures!
I want to take pictures!
Pictures!
No, no.
I'll go to the scene!
What are you saying?!
No, I can't let you go like that!
Right?!
That's right!
Ordinary people can't go to dangerous places!
I'm not an ordinary person!
Today, I'm the police chief of the day!
But, chief of the day!
I'll never let anyone get hurt.
I promise.
Are you serious?!
Chief of the day!
What?!
He's such an ordinary person!
Huh?
According to the culprit!
There's nowhere for you to run!
Surrender!
Chief of the day!
What?!
Surrender!
What?!
This is absurd, chief of the day!
Chief of the day!
What?!
Good day, everyone!
I'm glad you're okay.
Are you for real?!
Yes.
I mean, for a criminal with a pistol to charge at such high speed...
I could have dodged bullets, but it's too reckless!
I used to work in a group.
No matter how small of a stage it was, I danced so I wouldn't bump into other members, so I'm used to dodging.
That experience just came to life!
Seriously?!
That's amazing!
President of the Day!
The unsolved case is here!
Over here, too!
Show me your file.
What are you doing?!
I read all of your comments on your blog every day, so I can read them right away.
President of the Day!
There's a suspect we haven't identified yet!
Give me ten seconds.
It's okay.
In a handshake meeting, no matter how short of a time it is, you can change your partner's mind.
She's a super idol, isn't she?!
She's going to sell more and more!
What?!
But before that, as President of the Day, there's something you have to do.
Come on, what?!
No, I mean, you don't have to do it anymore!
We're going to arrest you!
You're so nice!
I'm going to win this!
She's so cute! I've never seen anyone as cute as her! I really wanted to get arrested!
Ayame-chan was really cute, of course, but Kaki- chan, who is shown in this scene, was really difficult for me.
Kaki-san is a side role, so she was told not to do it.
I love Nugizaka!
After this, the members revealed the true feelings of the girls!
I think it's a little too much...
Nugizaka's kids... No, no, no, no, no, no!
Oozone-san threw everyone away, but if there weren't four of you like this, who would you choose?
Everyone!
We were waiting for the next story, but the moment it passed by, we screamed!
When we were screaming, Oozone-san was like...
I didn't know!
I think it's a little too much...
Everyone fell down and left...
Their heads were all over the place...
Oh, that's right! Can we do it, too?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
After this, we'll show you some of our next week's skits!
How can we fight without monsters?!
I don't know what this organization is doing...
Oh, you're saying you can see behind you?
That's right!
World! Bow down to me!
Nice to meet you!
Oh, that's pretty good!
Everyone! Gather around!
Wow!
What? What? What?