AISubs v3.5
SAKU-CHAN IN THE HOUSE
It's the best in the world!
How is it?
I can't wait!
IT'S SAKU-CHAN IN THE HOUSE!
SAKURA, THE SECOND LOVE SISTER!
That's right!
So, Endo, what's going on this time?
It's Valentine's Day, so I'd like to give you some chocolate, but...
I've come to help Yuna, who is a little confused.
What's special about it?
What's special about it...
But this time...
I did my best, so...
SAKURA, THE SECOND LOVE SISTER!
Endo Sakura becomes a sister and gives advice for a lost maiden!
I love you...
the most in the world!
Pay attention to Endo Sakura's heart-pounding lines and her cute movements!
SAKURA, THE SECOND LOVE SISTER!
Come on, hurry up!
Hey, let's not do it.
Why not? It's Valentine's Day!
What are you going to do if you don't express your feelings?
I see, it's Valentine's Day today!
It's youth!
Come on, be brave!
Do your best, young people!
SAKURA, THE SECOND LOVE
It's me!
I know it's sudden, but...
could you accept this chocolate?
I hope you like it.
Thank you for always cleaning up school for me!
That was really mean of you!
But she's a good girl!
I'm rooting for you!
Why did you call me out here?
Oh, he's the hottest guy in school!
He's so mean, but he's so hot!
That's why he's getting so much chocolate!
You know, Yuna wants to talk to you.
What is it you want to talk about?
Um...
It's Valentine's Day today, right?
So...
I want you to...
I'm sorry, I can't do it!
Yuna, you can do it!
But you always make me do it.
Listen up!
People's feelings are out of the blue!
Yeah, yeah! You're not even ashamed of being in the center!
They change all of a sudden!
But I don't know what to say...
Yeah, yeah!
It's hard for someone who gets so much chocolate to say something like that!
All right! Then let's talk to that person!
"That person" again?
Yes, the legendary "that person"!
Oh, no way!
Love Sister! Please help me, this lost sheep!
I'm sure your love will bloom!
I am Love Sister Sakura!
She said it!
The legendary Love Sister who tells you about the message of God of love!
Please help this girl!
Of course! God is always cheering for girls in love!
Then, Love Sister, please tell this girl the best confession of Valentine's Day!
All right!
Yeah, yeah, yeah! She'll say some good words!
Cute, cute...
Nuna-chan, Dera is cute!
She's saying something rough!
I've accepted this girl's feelings!
Please!
All right!
You know...
I made this chocolate for the first time...
This one!
I think it'll taste better if you buy it,
but I put my heart and soul into it more than any other chocolates!
If a student says something like this, I'll get mad!
Thank you!
Here you go!
Wait a minute!
Huh?
It's true that the lines aren't bad, but...
But will that leave an impression?
I'm telling you, you awkward female friend!
I get it! You're not moving enough!
Maybe you need to act like you want to protect her more?
Why is she talking like that?!
I see... I understand.
Huh? I'm sorry, sister.
Cute, cute...
Yuna-chan's cheeks are...
Dera-cute.
What are you talking about, sister?
Once again, I understand her feelings.
Now, let's hear her voice and actions.
Please!
Okay!
Um... I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
It's fine, it's fine! You don't have to be shy!
It's like a bodybuilding competition!
Um, this!
Um... well...
Wow, how thoughtful! I like it!
The chocolate filled with my feelings.
It's the best in the world! It's delicious!
If you give me something like this, I'll keep it for the rest of my life!
Thank you very much!
Here you go!
Wait a minute!
No way!
That wasn't bad either, but...
I wonder if that was the best confession of a love sister?
What is she talking about?
Love sister...
I think you can aim higher and higher!
But what about you now?
Don't you think you've decided your own limits?
What do you think?
I don't want to break my own shell!
What's going on?
Can you do it one more time?
I can do it. Let me do it!
You said it a lot, but you stopped!
My position has completely changed!
I'm sure you've received enough of my feelings!
Yes!
No way!
Can you eat the chocolate I made?
Good! Good! You're breaking my shell!
Next!
Can you eat the chocolate I made?
No! No!
If you don't eat the chocolate I made first...
No!
Your pattern is getting narrower!
Open up your field of vision more!
Shut up, you!
Here you go.
There's one more bonus for you who received it.
How is it?
Neither is too sweet, right?
Cut!
What do you mean "cut"?
You broke my shell!
I'm so happy for you!
What's with this director and actress thing?
Wouldn't it be faster for you to think about it yourself?
Yuna, let's do this!
I'll do my best!
Just a minute!
I've seen it all.
I've seen "out of the blue" videos.
I've seen it from the beginning!
I'm sorry, but you can't receive love from anyone in the east.
But don't worry!
I'll live on in your heart forever, so goodbye!
Gross! Gross goodbye!
What's with him?! I don't get it!
Yuna, there's definitely someone better!
Well, I'll be going now.
Wait a minute!
I think we can go much, much higher!
What do you mean "much higher"?
But for that, we need training every day!
Throwing kiss! 100 knocks! Let's go!
What's that?
Okay, one!
No, no! You'll make me feel down!
Okay, two!
Huh?
Let me hear your wrist snap more!
Okay, three!
Shouldn't we think of a way to get that woman out of this school?
Okay, thank you very much!
Hayakawa-san, I'm sorry for the inconvenience!
No, seeing it for myself is a little embarrassing!
Did I overdo it?
No, it's been a while since I played a proper side role,
so I put my whole heart and soul into it!
Next up is...
I love you!
Mayu-town, where Mayu Tamura plays the role of a young woman with strong habits, is loved!
You stupid woman!
This time, it's over with the acting team members who are good friends with Tamura!
The fight between girls is...
(♪)
I'm home!
Honey!
Mayu!
Welcome back!
Were you singing Lunacy's beautiful song again?
I wasn't!
Oh, you weren't?
Oh, do you want me to cook for you? Or do you want me to bathe you?
Or do you want me to massage your shoulders again?
Oh, I don't mind massaging your shoulders.
Last time you massaged me, I was completely out of place.
That time, you were too much in love with me and I was a little too tense.
Even if you said I was out of place, I was still in love with you.
But when you went to the hospital, you got better right away.
I'm glad you're happy.
Well, if you weren't happy, I wouldn't be happy.
Well, that's one way of looking at it.
Oh, someone's here.
Huh?
I'm going out.
Who could it be at this hour?
Hey!
Mayu!
Huh?
Good evening, Mayu!
Excuse me for disturbing you.
Oh, Mayu!
What's wrong?
I just happened to pass by, so I thought I'd check out my cute little brother's face.
No, even if you come all of a sudden like that, your eyebrows will get in the way!
Oh, it's not like that at all!
Well... you're right.
It doesn't look like you've been cleaning up much...
It'd be a nuisance if you came in all of a sudden, wouldn't it?
Pardon?
It's not like that at all!
Oh my!
You clean up every day, so there shouldn't be much dust,
but thank you for coming all the way!
You can't read the air, but you can see the dust!
What?
There you go again!
You know, Mayu-chan, your face is very cute,
but aren't you a bit of a piece of junk?
The other day, I asked the members of Hinata Zaka Forty-Six, who brush their teeth regularly,
I asked them regularly!
I asked them regularly, even though they brush their teeth regularly!
And you, onee-san...
You're really beautiful,
and I hate to say it,
but you're a killer, aren't you?
That's why your phone screen and camera lens are all cracked up,
and by the way, your phone case is also torn up, isn't it?
I think that's amazing in my own way,
but when I saw Tetsuya-san who lived with you, I was very impressed!
That's...
That's a funny way of laughing!
Ah, I'm kind of thirsty!
Oh, I'm sorry! Wait a minute!
Yeah, I'm kind of thirsty!
Mayu-chan, you can't come all of a sudden like that!
It's okay, we're brothers!
Sorry for the wait!
Here you go!
Huh? What's this?
It's Gekikomori!
It's Gekikara Sundubu Jjigae.
Gekikara Sundubu Jjigae?
Hey, Maya, you know what?
We can eat dinner later.
But first, I'd like a drink.
What are you talking about?
This is a drink!
That's Maya for you!
You idiot!
This is a drink.
The other day,
Tetsuya-san told me
that my Sundubu Jjigae
was really good!
Did I say that?
You don't know it yet.
What I really like is...
this!
Huh?
You've always liked
lemon syrup with shaved ice,
haven't you?
Well, I like lemon syrup with shaved ice,
but you...
You're good!
You're good at this!
You're still married,
so you don't know
anything about me!
You haven't met me recently,
so you don't know anything about me!
Now, Tetsuya, decide!
Which one will you drink?
Sundubu Jjigae?
Or lemon syrup with shaved ice?
Hey, I'd like a beer!
Huh? You won't drink either?
Huh?
You said it was useless to bring the peach juice with my feelings the other day.
You said you can drink beer, but you can't drink sand.
I'm a useless woman after all.
It's a hell of a collaboration.
All right, I'll drink it. I'll drink both of them.
It's the reddest sundubu I've ever seen.
All right, I'll drink it.
It's delicious!
Tetsuya-san is happy for me!
My little brother is smiling!
I... I... I'm loved!
Thank you.
Mayu-san, I drank it all, so you can go home.
I'm sorry.
Why are you so cold?
You even brought a present for Mayu-chan.
Mayu-san, you don't have to worry about it.
My little brother is always taking care of me.
What is it?
Ta-da!
This is a massage mat for you to get rid of your daily fatigue.
Ta-da!
This is a rope jump mat for you to relieve your lack of exercise.
What?
If you jump on this rope jump mat, you can get rid of your fatigue and exercise at the same time!
Isn't it amazing?
Um... Are you serious?
Huh?
Can't I jump on it?
Huh?
I can't receive a gift from me!
Even though I don't kneel down to you, you trample on my kindness!
I'm such a useless orphan!
Miss, let's eat.
I'm sorry, Mayu.
It's a gift for you, Mayu.
As long as you're healthy, it's fine.
That's right.
I want you to be healthy.
Wait.
It's bigger than I thought.
Can it fly?
Wait.
Here I go.
Mayu.
You don't need a long jump.
It hasn't flown yet.
You can go higher.
Mayu, look.
Good luck, Mayu.
Here I go.
It hasn't flown yet.
How do you like it, Mayu?
It's really refreshing. Thank you, Onee-san!
Mayu-chan is happy for me!
I'm loved!
I'm sorry, Mayu.
It's okay.
Both Tetsuya and Mayu-chan are happy for me.
I'm going home now.
Wait a minute, Onee-san!
I also have a present!
It's okay! It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay! I don't need anything!
Don't say that!
I don't need it!
What's wrong, Mayu?
This is also very important to me!
I'm happy!
Mayu!
Wait a minute!
Even I can't imagine what you'll do when you're like this!
It's scary!
What's wrong?
This is a souvenir I got when I went on a trip!
Thank you!
I'll open it when I get home!
Please take a look at it now!
You're exaggerating!
Okay, I'll open it now!
What is it?
Perfume?
I dug up this perfume thousands of years ago
when I participated in a ruins excavation tour in Egypt!
It's definitely rotten!
Okay!
I'll wear it at home!
You won't wear it now?
Onee-san!
I thought that perfume would give me more excitement,
but it was useless!
I can't remember anything without your perfume!
I'm such a stupid woman!
Okay, I'll wear it!
I'll wear it!
Thank you!
It stinks!
What did you say?
I want you to stick it tighter.
Is it impossible to shake it here and freeze it?
Here?
Here.
It will stay for a day, but it's okay.
Well, there is a recording after this, too.
That's right.
I'm the only one who has a smelly talk recording.
Put it on.
Mae-chan, Mae-chan.
Wait a minute.
There is a flow.
Mae-chan, Mae-chan.
Is it that bad?
Tetsuya-san, put it on.
Wait a minute.
It stinks!
What did you say?
It stinks!
Mae-chan!
Wait!
Mae-chan!
It's terrible!
I can't believe it!
It's not the fire of soup or something like that!
It stinks!
Hey!
I can't believe it!
Hey!
Can I call you home for a friend next time?
Well, I don't mind.
How many people will you invite?
Well, it's Yuki-chan, right?
And Rei-chan, right?
And many more!
Hey, Yoda and Semir!
Run away!
Thank you very much!
You're a famous entertainer.
In all of Mae-tan's history, this was the most chaotic one.
And lastly,
Yoda-san and Semir-san's names have been changed.
What do you mean?
It made me nervous.
I don't want to go to a house like this.
And Semir-san?
When I said "Yuki-chan" and "Rei-chan"
it felt like my name was really Rei.
After this, how will Umezawa Minami and Yoda Yuki give Valentine's Day chocolates?
Nogizaka skits
Nogizaka skits.
If you can give chocolates well...
Umezawa-san...
Hey, I don't like it!
Well, well, well...
But I don't think you're the type of person who doesn't say it.
I'll say "yes" normally.
Oh, is that so?
Is there anyone else you'd like to see?
No, it's Yoda.
Why?!
Well, it does feel like it suits you, doesn't it?
Well, you're super cute, so let's go.
Um...
Can you eat the sword I worked so hard to make?
Oh, that's a good dialect.
Yeah.
That's good.
Next week, we'll show you some of our skits!
It's N4!
Are you ready?
Yeah!
This is the handsome top guy that Nogizaka Academy is proud of!
It's N4!
You can say anything you like!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
No, no, no, no!
I'm the police chief of the day.
Hey!
Thank you very much!