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"The Truth of Women's Minds Is Like This"...
What's Hard About It?
This is the second episode of "What's Hard About It?"
Kubo-san, last time you said you weren't sure about making a role.
That's right.
What about this time?
I thought it would be difficult, but...
I'm frustrated that it's so ingrained in me.
When I tried it, I couldn't do it anymore.
I'm so frustrated.
It doesn't feel like you've really done it.
It's embarrassing.
"The Truth of Women's Minds Is Like This"...
In "The Misunderstanding of Men in Love",
the dealer will reveal the truth of women's minds.
This time, the partner is...
Iwamoto Renka, who plays the role of the company's junior.
What will happen?
"The Truth of Women's Minds Is Like This"...
"The Misunderstanding of Men in Love"...
All right. Let's take a break.
Yes.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Don't thank me.
I'm just a junior at the company.
I'm sorry for asking you to help me move.
Not at all.
I'm always busy with work, so it's okay.
But you saved me.
I'm glad.
Huh?
Who is it?
Knock, knock.
You came all of a sudden. I was surprised.
I thought you were in trouble.
Huh?
Who is she?
She's Iwamoto, a junior at the company.
She's here to help me move.
I'm always busy with work with you, Mr. Morita.
Well...
Is she your girlfriend?
No, no, no!
She's just a childhood friend.
I'm always grateful for your help.
I'm Umezawa of Kusalain, and I've known you since kindergarten.
If she says anything unpleasant, contact me right away.
I'll get angry for you.
That's fine for me.
"That's fine for you"?
So...
What should I do?
Oh, that's right.
Could you put away the DVD?
Yeah, got it.
Here you go.
By the way, you really have a lot of DVDs, Mr. Morita.
I've always loved movies.
I used to go to the cinema a lot, too.
What are you going to see?
I usually watch anything, but...
I guess there's a lot of horror movies.
I want to go watch horror movies, too!
Please invite me!
Huh?
Oh...
Yay! I'm happy!
I guess...
Hey, Tecchan...
Don't you have any more garbage bags?
Huh? You don't have any more?
Yeah.
Huh?
Oh well...
I'll go buy some at the convenience store.
I'll go, too!
Yeah, let's go.
Oh, really?
I'll be back!
Oh, sorry!
Okay!
"Please invite me to a movie," huh?
Don't tell me you...
You like me, don't you?
Huh?
Oh!
I've seen you before!
Oh!
Tee...
Tion...
Time!
In front of a man who is lost in love,
Kazuno suddenly appears.
"I'll be your dealer," I say.
"I'll be your guide in love," I say.
And...
Tonight, the audience who will dance with anticipation
will come back for the second time!
It's me!
Yes, you!
I want to go to a horror movie with you!
Now, let's see if this word has a role or not!
Let's bet time!
Good, good, good, good, good!
I'm not saying I want to go and watch a movie with you!
It's got to have a role, doesn't it?
It's got to have a role, all of it!
No more bets!
Now, what is this love's fate?
Tomyaku!
Too bad for you, Tomyaku!
No, no, no, no, no!
What?!
You've got to be kidding me!
I didn't ask you out!
He asked me out!
No, no, no, no!
You love idiot!
I'm so mad!
A woman's heart's truth is like this!
Next time, I'm going to a horror movie with you, Morita!
You know, when you're with girls, there's a lot of people who can't stand horror.
If you're with someone you like, you're more excited about the person next to you than you are about the movie.
You can't enjoy it at all, can you?
If you're with me, you can focus on the movie, and you can treat me to drinks and popcorn.
It's so nice!
This is the truth.
You've got to be kidding me!
No, no, you can't ask a man you don't like out for a movie!
What?!
I don't like you, but I want to go with you.
Do you think it's not going to be a problem?
The way you talk is so weird!
How did you guys manage to get in here?
I'm back!
Hey, welcome back!
Morita-san, which would you like, tea or coffee?
Um... I'll have tea, I guess.
Yes! I knew it was tea!
No way! I love coffee so much!
What do you mean?
When I was buying coffee for you at the convenience store...
I said "Morito-san, it's tea!"
And we were guessing which one you'd choose.
Oh, I see.
Actually, I know quite a lot about you, Morito- san.
What?
Your birthday is August 23rd...
Your favorite food is tuna...
What? Why do you know so much about me?
Well...
I have a little reason for that...
But it's a secret!
Oh, right! I have to wash my hands when I'm writing from outside!
Oh, right! Let's go!
"A little reason"...
It can only be...
that you like me!
Yes, yes, yes.
Fiiiiiiitchuuuuuuuuu conjugate!
Yes, yes, I've been waiting for you!
I'm actually quite happy about you, Morita-san!
Now, let's have this phrase be whether it's oral or not!
Let's Bed Time!
Hey, you know, you can't remember a man's birthday who you don't like!
That's true.
Things like this has to be oral!
It's all thanks to you, Miyaku!
Nomu avetta!
This love's fate is...
Come on, come on, come on!
Miyaku...
Too bad! I knew it was you, Miyaku!
No, no, you're crazy, you're crazy, you're crazy!
This is crazy! This is crazy!
Can't you do something about that loading speed of yours?!
It's kind of gross, the way you load it!
It's disgusting like this!
Hey! No, no, no, no, no! Over-loading!
That annoying arrangement!
What's with that annoying arrangement?!
It's disgusting like this!
A woman's heart's truth is like this...
Actually, Morita-san...
I have a lot of things in common with my dog!
The food I like...
The place I like the smell of tea...
And even my birthday is the same!
Even if I don't like it, I remember it!
This is the truth!
Same as your dog?
Yes.
But "same as your dog" could also mean "shy"?
Don't you think that men are shy when women are cold?
Can you stop that?
Scary!
She made me scared all of a sudden!
When I'm really shy, I'm shy without hiding it!
What's up with you? Are you a virgin or what?
I'm getting depressed.
What's up with them?
Damn, I'm pissed!
That's not what I meant, but next time you come, take off your shoes first!
Excuse me!
I got a call from home and I have to go home now.
Oh, is that so? No, no, it's fine. Thank you!
I'm sorry for interrupting you.
No problem.
Oh, and lastly, I have something for you.
Something for me?
Yes! Valentine's Day chocolate!
What?!
It's handmade, so don't expect too much of the taste.
Thank you!
Well, I'll see you at work. Thank you for your hard work!
She has a big heart!
Kazino! Come out!
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright!
Give it to me!
Handmade, big chocolate with a big heart for Valentine's Day!
Does it work or not? Let's bet!
Let's bet time!
If I were you, I'd know that I've only gotten one chocolate since kindergarten.
Does this work?!
This is all I've got!
This is all you've got, Kazino!
You've got to be kidding me!
Help me!
I knew it!
Help me!
Why? Why? Why?
That can't be!
Wait, wait, wait, that can't be!
Where the hell are you going?!
Hey! Don't be so down!
That can't be!
Non, non, non, non!
This is the truth of women's hearts!
Homemade chocolate is hard, isn't it?
Huh? The failed one?
Oh, I'll give it to you, Morita-san!
I mean...
If you love someone...
You want to give the right chocolate to them, don't you?
Oh, you're right!
It's dirty!
This is the truth!
Wow, that's dirty!
It's dirty!
What a shame!
What?
Whatever!
It doesn't matter anymore!
Let's go to the convenience store and buy some drinks!
Oh?
You're leaving?
Oh, right, Tecchan!
I'll give you chocolate again this year!
You won't get it from anyone else anyway.
Huh?
She's not here.
I didn't realize it at all.
You are really stupid.
Thank you very much.
Why are you two having a good talk?
Since I was one-sided with Morita,
I wanted to make him feel that way.
You could do it.
You could do it. I think you could do it naturally.
Really?
There must be a sequel.
Is there?
Of course there is.
It's going to be a Umezawa story from now on.
But I don't want you to shake me with that.
Higitatus Kids
After this, various members will play a role and play with "Aruaru".
I'm getting excited.
There is
It's a rhythm story of the third and fourth generation.
"Let's play with "Aru Aru". Part 2.
Thank you very much.
Yumiki, how did you feel about playing a role?
I didn't know this day would come.
People around me told me that I looked like a cosplayer.
There is
Gather together
None None
H-don't get together.
There is
Let's play.
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
I'm "Aruaru" who stepped only on the white part of the pedestrian crossing and walked here.
Today, I'm "Aruaru" who woke up just before the alarm clock rang and felt like winning.
I'm "Aruru" who came from "Aruru"'s world and I'm "Aruru"'s fairy "Aruru" who love "Aruru".
Then, everyone.
Gather together
Today's "everyday" topic is "train".
You've taken a train, right?
Yes, we have!
Let's say "everyday" together!
Music, start!
I'm so absorbed in my smartphone that I accidentally miss my train!
Yes, we do!
I'm a little frustrated when I miss my train!
Yes, we do!
That space right next to the train station is really popular!
Yes, we do!
When I see a new train I've never seen before, I get excited!
Yes, we do!
The scruffy part of the seat is really hot!
Yes, we do!
When I peek into the pointy part of the seat, I can't help but laugh!
Yes, we do!
When there's a hot girl, I can't help but laugh!
Yes, we do!
Anyway, when you want a meat bun, it's usually sold out!
Yes, we do!
Everyone, you said what you usually say, didn't you?
No, wait a minute!
Morito-kun, what's wrong?
There's a weirdo here.
Yes.
No, Semian, what did you say?
When you put it in at the point, I can't help but laugh!
What's funny about it?
It's not funny at all! You're the only one who laughs like that!
And, Yakubo!
Yes!
What did you say?
When there's a cute girl, I can't help but laugh!
But that look in your eyes is a little scary!
Hey!
Are you going to keep staring at Yoda-san like that?
Please look at the camera and say "wow"!
Um, camera-san, you don't have to look at me!
You don't have to look at me!
And Yoda-san's face is not even a straight face!
Hey, hey, hey!
Okay, okay, okay!
Camera-san, it's okay! It's okay!
You don't have to look at me!
And the biggest problem is your back talk!
What did you say?
Anyway, when you want a meat bun, it's usually sold out!
You say "we usually do"!
What you want is "we usually do"!
It's not "we usually do" at a convenience store!
Huh?
What is that?!
It's popular among actors and actresses these days!
Huh?
Am I the only one who doesn't know it?!
Everyone, let's try it one more time!
Okay!
Okay, everyone, is there a train?
Let's go!
When you get off the train and there's a staircase in front of you...
Even if you sit comfortably, if you look at someone who is too desperate, you will be pulled back a little.
The wind when the train arrives is too strong.
The driver in front of the train is always looking at you.
It's fun to look at the current location on your smartphone map.
The seat of the low-class train is very comfortable to sit in.
High school girls who go out every morning. I don't want you to graduate.
Anyway, Yangnyeom Chicken is really God's taste.
What are you talking about?
Everyone, did you say what you usually say?
- Yes! - No, we didn't say it.
- We didn't say it. - Yakubo-kun, what's wrong?
You're looking at me like I'm weird, but...
No, you're weird! You said it!
Yumiki, what did you say?
The seat in the middle class train is very comfortable!
You're too local!
People in Kanto say "pokaan"!
People in Kansai say "dokaan"!
Shut up!
Kansai people say "dokaan"!
- And... - Yakubo!
What did you say next?
I don't want high school girls I see every day to graduate!
You're scary!
What's with you?
Oh, cameraman, get closer to Rei-chan!
You don't have to get close, cameraman!
Don't get close!
This is embarrassing!
What are you doing?!
And you, you again!
What did you say, Sakauchi?
The train is just "yannyomu chicken"!
It's really God's flavor!
What are you saying?!
"The train"?!
That's not even "yannyomu chicken"!
That's just your impression!
Hey!
"Yannyomu chicken" is "kyun"!
It's "kyun"!
What are you saying?!
That's right! "Yannyomu chicken" is "kyun"!
Don't you say that again!
Okay, everyone! Let's try it one more time!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Okay, here we go! "Densha de aru", let's go!
I was standing at the platform and there was a line behind me!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Only the person sitting in front of me doesn't get off!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
There are times when I walk about a station away from the train!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
I feel bad for the person who missed the ticket gate!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
When I hear the train whistle, everyone looks over there!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- And in the middle of it, there's a train ticket announcement. - In the middle of it!
- I want to get on the train that only cute girls get on! - That's why it's so crazy!
- A train that no one else gets on, Saien-ko DJ - ko! - Ah, I got it! I got it!
- Everyone, you said what you normally say, right? - I didn't say it!
- Morita-kun, what's wrong?
- You're the one I'm most afraid of! You! - What's wrong, Morita-kun?
- No, no, it's scary, scary! - Calm down!
- It's scary! She says it without emotion!
- Sato, what did you say? - In the middle of the wall of the house, there's a train ticket announcement.
- That's your hometown, isn't it? - That's why! I was wondering if it's okay for Yumiki-chan to say it from a distance.
- I don't know! I don't know! I could hardly understand it!
- What dialect is that? - Iwate.
- Ah, Iwate is a good place, isn't it? - It's a good place! - It's a good place, isn't it?
- Ah, Sakaguchi, what did you say? - A train that no one else gets on, Saien-ko DJ-ko!
- You don't need that! What is it, Saien-ko DJ-ko?
- You're so dull! - Ah, and wait, Yakubo!
- I've been saying scary things for a long time! Hey, what did you say?
- I want to get on a train that only cute girls get on! - Can you do something about that idea of yours?
- Ah, and finally, Ms. Camera, can you get really close to the super cute Momoko-nee-san?
- She looks like she wants you to get close to her!
- She wants you to get close to her... - Now, it's time for you to say goodbye!
- Did you all have fun?
- Yes! - Yes!
- That's all for "Let's Play With That!" - See you later!
- Bye-bye!
- Kyun!
- Yes, thank you very much!
- Ms. Hayakawa, you don't seem like you're in the mood for this kind of content...
- No, I do feel like doing it, but...
- After this, Ms. Hayakawa's dissatisfaction explodes!
- No, this kind of content...
- Nogizaka's Kids
Nogizaka's Kids.
Well...
Isn't Rei-chan the one who suits you the best?
Before the show started, Rei-chan was full of motivation.
She said, "I don't like it because it looks like it when you do twin tails."
And now she's sulking.
She definitely likes it.
Ayaka-san, you don't have a lot of motivation for this show, do you?
I do have motivation for it, but...
This show...
Really...
Why can't I stand out like that?
You're just asking for it!
No, I've only said it twice.
"See you again" is the only thing I've said.
I don't even get to say "see you again."
Nogizaka's Kids.
Next week, we'll show you our next skit!
I'm sure I can make your love bloom.
This time...
I did my best, so...
You can do it a little more!
No!
The fierce battle between girls...
You're the one who should be killed!
This is a collaboration from hell!
This was the most chaotic show in Mayutan's history.