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Stalker!
Potem Paris!
Nogizaka City!
Let's see what's up!
Stalker, who appeared as a character in a love simulation game before and became a hot topic!
Where are you from?
Every time I do something like this, I feel like I'm going to be a stalker and it's scary.
This time is YouTuber Stalker!
Stalker, who appeared as a character in a love simulation game before and became a hot topic!
Well, it's still early in the morning.
Should I watch a video?
"Your Recommended Channel"...
Huh?
"Guru Guru Channel"?
I've never heard of it.
Should I watch it?
Guru Guru?
Huh?
Guru Guru?
I've heard this voice somewhere.
Guru Guru?
Hello!
Guru Guru!
I'm Strawberry's reincarnation, Stalker!
Stalker appeared!
Huh? What's this guy?
If you have a game character, are you making a video or something?
So, I'm going to do something like this today!
Stalker, I lined up strawberries!
Disgusting sound effect!
What is this?! And I don't know what this project is about!
Huh? Which strawberry do you think this project is about?
Huh? What? Huh? Can you hear me?!
I can't hear you, but I know everything about you!
No, I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Today, I'd like to look at your favorite strawberry!
What's that?! Nothing's gonna happen!
This is an awful project!
Well then, here we go!
All right!
Huh?
All right!
Huh?
Wheeee!
Huh? Huh?
Wheeee!
What's going on?!
Wheeee!
Wheee!
Whoa, whoa, whoa...I'm just doing this!
Wheeee!
When is this gonna stop?!
She keeps saying "g".
g
Scary, scary, scary!
g
That's it!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Why did you prank me like this?
Are you serious?
How could you ask me for a like for this kind of video?
What?
800,000 likes?
3 million subscribers?
That's amazing!
What kind of comments does it have?
Wait a minute.
I'm watching you from the strawberry planet.
It's the best!
I want to eat strawberries by looking at them.
Is it okay for me to look at them?
You guys are so clingy!
They are too sweet for me!
Only strawberries for me!
They are too sweet for me!
Only strawberries for me!
That's it!
I'm embarrassed!
Bye bye!
Well, Stockholm is fine. Let's watch some other videos.
Huh? Huh? Huh? Oh no!
Once I watched it, all I could recommend was Stockholm!
What? No way!
Oh, this is different!
Okay, this is fine!
Hello everyone! Good afternoon, good evening! Good morning!
I'm Tama-chan!
Wow, look at all of you!
Oh, so you're that kind of streamer!
Wow, you don't know what you're saying!
Today's program is...
A collaboration!
Yay! I'm so happy!
Today, we have this person here!
Tama-chan!
Did you come from Ichigo-sei?
It's Stockholm!
We have Stockholm-san here!
Why?
Why? Huh?
This is a Stockholm tablet! What is this?
I really love you, Stockholm-san!
I love you, Tama-chan!
I love you! I love you!
From the next video,
we'll be doing a lot of things with Stockholm-san!
I hope you're looking forward to it!
Live stream?
I'm sick of Stockholm!
Huh? Why?
Huh? It's not stopping! Huh?
No, it's not working with other apps, either!
Oh no! It's forced to start!
Hello!
Stockholm's live stream is about to start!
What should we do to stop it? Do we just watch it?
Huh? Huh? Who is trying to stop watching the stream in the middle of it?
I know, right? Why can't we hear what they're saying? It's scary!
We're waiting for your comments!
Huh? I can't do anything about it.
Let's see... "Hello."
Ah, Morita-san! You're shaking!
Stockholm-chan! Take it easy!
Huh? They're not responding to me.
Then... "Wave your hand..."
Okay!
This is kind of funny.
Then, let's start with the Q&A corner!
We'll answer the questions you wrote in the comments section!
Then, let's start!
Questions, huh...
There are so many questions that I don't even want to ask them.
Hmm...
Huh? No one asked me a question.
Huh? No way!
You have the most viewers.
Huh? Am I the only one watching this?
Huh? Why? That video was so popular!
Whoa!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
They're obviously waiting for me to ask a question!
I feel bad for them.
Let me think of something.
Is that your house?
Oh, thank you for your question!
Is that your house?
That's right! This is Ichigo's house in Stockholm!
Don't you have a family?
We all live on different planets!
My mom and dad are melon-based, and my sister is milk-based!
This is tough! What am I doing?!
I can't think of any questions!
Hey, Yuki!
You're shouting again! Stop it!
You're making me nervous!
It looks like my mom has arrived from melon-based!
Wow! My family is here!
This is the most embarrassing thing!
What are you talking about?
Go wash up. I'm going to the supermarket now.
We're streaming right now, so it's impossible!
What do you mean "streaming"?
A lot of Ichigo-sans are watching, you know?
What nonsense are you talking about?!
Go wash up! Dad will be back soon!
I can't do it now, you know?
I'm spinning!
Stockholm is not funny at all!
You're mentally strong!
Huh? My phone is flashing.
I'm going to turn it off.
No, you can't, you know?!
Very, very, very, very strong!
Mellow, mellow, mellow, mellow!
I'm from melon-based!
How are you doing?
What do you mean?!
Did you brainwash me?!
Undeath melon and mask melon!
Which melon are you from?
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
What kind of ability do you have, Stockholm?!
Hey, sis and mom!
What's going on?!
I'm in the next room making a phone call with my friends, so be quiet!
Oh, it's my sister!
Red! Run away with your sister!
Run away with your sister!
Huh?
There's no comment on the screen! Huh?!
Very, very, very, very, strawberry!
Miru, Miru, Miru, Miru!
I'm Miruko from Miruko Planet!
I'm Miruko!
Jersey, Jersey, low fat?
Everyone! Drink a lot of milk!
So, that's it for today's stream!
Thank you for watching, strawberries!
Thank you, melon!
Bye-bye!
That last part was really scary!
Is there anything you'd like to see and collaborate with from Stockholm?
Last time, I scouted Sakura-chan!
She gave me a vague reply, so I'd like to make it clear here and now!
This is a request from Stockholm!
What's your favorite fruit?
My favorite fruit... Oh, but the one I was talking with Yoda-san earlier is...
Cherry blossoms?
Oh, I knew it! Cherry blossoms!
Then, it's cherries!
Cherries! Cherries!
Cherries!
Are you okay with cherries?
No!
Oh, that looks like something you'd do!
Is that a cherry pose?!
It looks like you'd do it!
Is that a cherry pose?!
Next up is...
Insurance Police!
Insurance Police is a police force that strictly enforces the words "insurance" that everyone says in their daily lives!
If you get caught, cheer me up!
After this, insurance police is in a big pinch due to their fierce rivals!
At the end of the show, there's an unexpected development!
Nugizakasu Kids!
Let's see...
If you touch here, you'll catch fire!
- Here you go. - Yes, thank you!
- This will do. - Higashi-senpai...
- Oh, what's wrong? - I'm sorry...
I don't know if it's wet or if it's not catching fire...
Ah, in times like this,
look for pine cones nearby.
Those catch fire a lot!
- I understand, thank you! - I'm counting on you!
Ah, Rei-chan...
I'll make you really delicious meat today!
- Thank you! - Look forward to it!
Yes!
But... I'm sorry!
Why are you apologizing?
Yesterday, Higashi-san was in the break room...
reading a camp magazine...
so I said I wanted to go too...
but you were supposed to come alone, right?
No, no...
Solo camping is fun, but...
camping with everyone is fun too, so...
- I don't care at all! - Thank you!
- I'm having fun too! - Really?!
- Yes! - Ah, we still have time! Always say it!
- Yes! - I'm still studying about camping...
but I'll tell you what I know!
Thank you!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Why?! - Don't move!
- Huh?! - Don't move!
- Don't move!
- Why did you come all the way?! - Security!
- Yes! - Why did you come all the way?!
Security!
- What is it?! - You just...
insured yourself, didn't you?!
No, I didn't insure myself of anything!
- This world is cruel... - It's begun...
Everyone is afraid of getting hurt...
and try to insure themselves in advance...
but...
I will never allow such insurances!
Nogizaka Prefecture...
Are you insuring yourself or not?
Do you want to insure yourself?
Call me... Security Police!
Security Police-san!
I didn't think you'd come all the way to the top of the mountain!
If you get bloodstains...
- Cheer me up! - Cheer me up!
Cheer me up!
Why are you two playing together?!
- You said this... - Huh?!
- That you usually only play solo.
No, that's exactly why I said it!
A pretty campfire and a pretty barbecue set.
- Huh? - Do you know what that means?
That means this guy is...
- ...familiar! - No...
That's right.
This guy has been to solo camps at least once or twice.
He also watched a lot of solo camp videos on YouTube and used all of his knowledge
to pay for his insurance while studying.
Hey, you're exaggerating!
Huh...
- But, Mr. Monohigashi... - Huh?
- I'm counting on you. - Harutotsu!
What's with Mr. Monohigashi?
You're committing malicious fraud to make me say that!
You're under arrest for violation of the Terishimori Insurance Law.
I'm Otegere! Insurance police!
Hey, someone do something about these guys!
- Your honor, you have a right! - Huh? Who is it?
Huh?
Who is this guy?
Mr. Insurance police, isn't that a bit too much?
- You are... - An acquaintance?
In this world where you have to protect your own body,
I will protect your instinct that you can hardly speak of.
Nogizaka Law Firm, lawyer, Hayashiruna.
Call me.
A new guy is here.
Insurance police, you said that you are studying insurance enforcement law, didn't you?
That's arresting five people.
Why do you say that?
Because...
This man has never been to a camp.
What? Does it mean you are a beginner?
Solo camp is popular, and when I was reading the magazine, I got lucky.
So I hurriedly prepared and met you today.
In other words, you are studying insurance, not insurance, but this man's true intentions.
How do you know that?
Morita, arrest him!
Yes!
It's too late.
I'll let you go this time, but I'll never forgive you for insurance.
Good! Good! Good!
That was really good!
Your face!
What's wrong?
That frustration is my defense skill.
This guy is dangerous.
Are you okay?
What?
You smell something.
Let's go, Morita!
Let's go!
Wow, you're fast.
I'm sorry for making you do complicated things every time.
No problem at all.
Camping is so much fun.
I'm glad you like it. Thank you.
Me?
Oh, it's Yamada-kun.
Yamada-san?
He's a colleague of mine before Rika-chan joined us.
He said he was camping and said he wanted to go when he came back to Japan.
He seems to know a lot about it.
Yamada-san, you like Semi-san, don't you?
What? No, no, no!
I was just being cute like a little brother.
It's not like that at all. Really.
That's right.
No, it's not that kind of relationship.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sure Yamada-san likes you more.
No, it's not like that!
You're always eating me up!
No, it's not like that!
What's with you?
No, it's not like that!
Stop it! Stop it!
Oh, I sent Yamada-san a video of me camping.
Oh, that's nice!
Yeah!
Oh, Rika-chan, hold this for a second.
Huh?
Hold it for me, Rika-chan.
Okay.
Okay, I'll go now.
Yamada-kun, camping is a lot of fun!
Oh, Yamada, how are you?
When you come back to Japan, let's all go together!
Well, well, I don't want you to get in my way.
No, you don't!
Oh, you're lying!
Well, tell me more about camping!
See you!
Okay, we're good!
Thank you!
- Don't move! - What?
- Don't move! - I'm not moving!
- Suspect arrested! - Yes, ma'am!
- Hey, hey, hey! - Arrested!
- What's with you, Mark Shogo?!
- What are you doing? You're just filming!
- I was filming a blood ghost...
- Cheer me up! - You don't have to!
- You said this. - Huh?
- "Let's film Yamada and send it to him." - I said it because it's true!
- Why did you ask her to film you? - Because...
- Rika doesn't know about Yamada and Yamada doesn't know about Rika.
- Isn't it to make Yamada think that you're camping alone with Seimi and Rei?
- No, you're overthinking it!
- Morita! - Yes!
- Huh? - What?
- My bag... - No, stop it!
- It's here!
- I knew it. - No, that's...
- If we had a selfie stick, the three of us could've taken it, right? - No, that's...
- We forgot about that selfie stick! - Even so...
Tell me about camping and other things!
We won't forget to collect insurance to appeal to good people!
- The twenty-three-year-old's tweak! - That's not what we mean!
- I see... - Huh...
Higa-san, in your memories of your schoolmates...
- I... - Huh?
Wonderful!
- Wonderful! - You've done it!
And, to make you say that, I have prepared an evil couple disguise work.
Couple disguise work?
You are under arrest for insurance fraud.
Thank you very much! Insurance police!
Darn it! When will he show up again?!
Help me out a little!
Your honor!
Oh! He's here! He's here!
Insurance police...
If you're caught red-handed, you're in big trouble.
Oh, you're making me mad!
Honne lawyer...
It's you again!
You're under arrest for using a selfie stick.
- It's a little difficult, isn't it? - It is!
Why is that?
It's simple.
Mr. Higashi doesn't know how to use a selfie stick!
What?!
I can't believe you were such a useless man!
You're making me mad!
I was so happy that I even bought a selfie stick, but...
I didn't know how to set it up and I lost it!
How do you know that much?!
That's why...
Tell me more about it.
That's what this man really wants!
What's with her?!
I'm out.
You're under arrest.
You're making me mad!
Don't think you've won with this!
That was great!
That's great! Thank you!
Spit it out! Spit it out!
That's great!
Who are you talking about?
I can't do it! I can't do it!
You saved me!
Thank you for saving me.
You're welcome.
Will you save me again?
Well, I'm a lawyer.
Isn't "just in case" insurance?
What?
Don't run away! Don't run away!
She's stopping a lot.
Don't run away!
She's stopping a lot.
She's not here.
Oh, no! She got stuck!
She's gone! She's gone!
Suspect, escape!
This is going to be a big mountain!
Oh, self-drive!
You can stretch it, can't you?
Rika-chan, did you save insurance policemen?
I admire them.
Someday, I want to be an insurance policeman, too!
That's a new development!
I like Nagisaka.
What was Hayashi's shocking plan after this?
I'll take good care of it until the performance.
I like Nagisaka.
Here it comes!
Yes, it's here!
Hayashi!
Yes!
It seems like I exaggerated "sue" a little.
"Sue" is already in that state.
That's right.
In rehearsal...
I don't feel like I'm doing it at all.
In rehearsal, you don't feel like you're doing it at all.
I'll do it in real performance.
That's amazing!
If you show it there, you'll be in a bad state.
You can't show your natural expression.
I'll take good care of it until the performance.
After this, we'll show you a rehearsal video of the next week's skit!
Next week is the second episode of "CHIOS KAZU"!
A new character is also appearing!
I'd like you to watch it.
I play a colleague of the company that exploits Monita.
Everyone, please watch it!
And in the end, I have a very bad feeling, so please look forward to it!