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Nogizaka Skit
Here's everyone's favorite skit!
Today's skit is "Ganso Katsuya"!
Don't hesitate about what you want to do! Idiot!
A popular four-season skit where members who have become various roles put "katsu" into customers who are in trouble!
"Katsu"!
It has "ganso" in it.
What does it mean?
"Ganso" means "three-season katsuya".
You stole it from four-season!
I stole it!
It's "ganso"!
We haven't participated in it either!
You haven't!
It's different from "genshu no ka"!
This time, these three-season members will put "katsu" into customers!
In addition, special guests will appear as "genshu" and "kakusan"!
Pay attention to "katsuya" that is different from "ganso"!
Captain, I'm ready to spin!
All right!
Ahaha!
Daisho!
Ahaha!
I've been waiting for you!
Don't forget your hospitality today!
Yes!
Excuse me!
Welcome!
Welcome to Ganso Katsuya!
Huh?
This is a katsuya, isn't it?
Yes, it is, but...
It was in a different place from the katsuya my friend told me about...
That shop is...
Hey, Hiroo!
I'm sorry.
We're in front of a customer.
Ahaha!
Did something happen?
Oh, no, no, it's nothing serious.
That shopkeeper was my younger brother's disciple,
but he said he wanted to make a new katsuya,
and said goodbye to the shop all of a sudden and left.
Ahaha!
Well, it's an old story.
That shop uses too young materials for katsuya!
Hiroo!
Ahaha!
I'm sorry.
Well, we only use materials that have been left for more than four years.
Let's try the original taste of katsuya!
Here you go!
Here's the menu.
Ahaha!
Do you have any concerns?
Well, when I get older,
everyone around me looks great,
and I feel like I'm not good enough.
Ahaha!
I think I'm too young.
Ahaha!
So I want a katsuya that gives me a lot of energy.
Well, how about a yankee katsuya?
A yankee katsuya?
Ahaha!
Well, I'd like one of those, please!
Yes, sir!
One yankee katsuya!
Hey, you guys!
Why are you trying to touch a normal carpenter in our neighborhood?
Go away! I said, go away!
Sheesh, it's not a big deal.
I'm sorry. Thank you very much.
Jeez, you're not apologizing for being saved by a woman.
I'm sorry for being weak and pathetic like this for a long time.
I told you not to apologize!
I'm sorry.
You...
You don't remember a thing, do you?
Huh?
When I was beaten up in a fight and fell down on the road, you saved me.
Oh, that time...
No, but I only called an ambulance.
Everyone looked at me like that and ignored me.
But you saved me.
You're strong, aren't you?
No, I just happened to...
How long are you going to make fun of yourself?
Huh?
No matter how much people make fun of you,
you're the only one who shouldn't make fun of yourself!
Yes, ma'am.
That's enough!
Show yourself and live your life!
Cut!
Isn't it a little scary?
Excuse me?
No, not at all.
It was scary.
I heard you wanted it to be a little sweeter.
Sweeter than that?
What's wrong with you, Spike?!
I'm sorry.
If you want it to be a little milder,
how about an educational life?
Please do that for me.
Yes, sir!
Let's go with an educational life!
Otake-kun! I've been looking for you!
You always leave after class.
What's wrong with my teacher?
You're terrible!
Today was my last day of class and you left without saying goodbye.
It's not like you need me.
I wanted you to tell me!
Why?
Otake-kun, you don't like school, do you?
Me too.
I don't like school and I'm not good at studying.
Then why did you leave?
I wanted to support students like me who are not good at studying.
But I thought it was difficult.
I'm stupid and I don't like it.
You're not stupid!
Thank you! I'm happy even if it's flattery!
It's not flattery!
Then prove it!
What?
If you're motivated to study in my class, study hard!
Why?
I know you'll be in trouble if you run away!
That's enough!
Stop running away from unpleasant things!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Taishou!
Do you need my face now?
Yes?
No, not "yes"...
Customer!
What is it?
Do you know how many years it took for me to make this face?
Stop running away from unpleasant things!
What did you say?
I'm sorry!
The cutlet itself was amazing, but your face was in the way...
Excuse me!
How about Doki Doki Dosei Cutlet?
If you like sweet cutlets, I recommend it!
That looks really good!
Let's go! Doki Doki Dosei Cutlet!
Welcome back!
Oh, this?
I chose my own shirt by accident.
I'm sorry for borrowing it without asking you.
But I made your favorite hamburger.
Yes, thank you.
You don't look well today. Did you have something at work?
You know it well.
Of course I know it because we live together.
You know, Doki got promoted again.
I feel like I'm the only one left behind.
Is your biggest happiness getting a job at a company?
No, it's being with you, Momoko.
Then you don't have to worry about it. You're my number one in me.
I-isn't it?
That's right. Don't get lost in what's most important.
The one you need to value the most is me, not work, right?
CUT!
Or what?
Do you think we might break up?
N-no way!
Right? Then take better care of me!
C-cut!
Oh, by the way, the other day...
I'm sorry I'm late, but you weren't with another girl, were you?
No, no! There's no way I was!
If you were, I wouldn't leave you alone!
C-cut!
If you were with another girl...
I won't forgive you! I won't forgive you!
It's over. I'm sorry.
I won't forgive you!
It's over.
I won't forgive you!
It's over.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
I won't forgive you.
I'm sorry!
No, no...
Maybe what I did was a little too much for you!
No, it was really sweet and I'm glad you liked it!
Thank you very much!
Um, if you don't mind me asking you...
Can I serve you...
Big Pinch Cut?
Yes, yes...
Then I'll take that!
Hurry up!
Big Pinch Cut!
Hello, everyone! I'm Renka Iwamoto.
Today, I'd like to sing on the street for those who listen to me and cheer me up even a little bit.
Please listen to me.
I Want To Put In Cuts
Hey, hey, hey, miss!
Hey! Who are you playing for here?
What's with this tower?
There's a little Odessa in it.
I see. If you can't pay me anything, you can only steal that guitar!
This is more important to me than my life! I can't do it!
You can't do it, boss!
Hey, miss!
You can't do that, you can't do this...
That's not how it works in an adult world.
Someone, help me!
Hey, miss! You're in big trouble!
At a time like this, there's no one who has the courage to help you!
Help me!
Huh?
That's right! There's no one who can resist us!
Help me!
Hey! Stop it!
I've been waiting for you to say that!
You needed the courage to take that first step, didn't you?!
Cut!
What kind of play is this?!
Shh!
No, I mean...
There were a lot of characters in it, and it ended up being a luxurious cut.
No, no. The material was good, but you two got in the way.
Hiroo!
Y-yes!
You raised your arms...
Thank you!
What do you mean, "thank you"?
We don't need you two talking about anything else.
What is this?
It looks like you're not very satisfied with it, so...
Huh?
Our ultimate plate!
Would you like to try it?
Ultimate plate?
Yes, a plate recognized by gourmets.
Then, I'll take it!
Understood. Then, please wait a moment.
Yes.
What are you doing?
What?
ALSAN KATSUICHIWA!
Is it you? A man who doesn't know how to stand on his own two feet.
Y-Yes.
Well, since you were born as a man, it's only natural for you to look up.
But, I'm sure you're prepared for that.
Well, if you say I'm prepared...
What did you say?!
A man who doesn't know how to stand on his own two feet...
Is that what you're saying?!
I'm going to make you pay for this!
Y-Yes!
Wait, wait, wait...
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared...
I'm really scared of it.
Um, would you like to try it?
Well, if you think about it, all of them are attractive.
I don't think you should compare them.
That's right!
There's no point in comparing them!
Ah! Boss! We're in trouble!
That store ranks higher in that gourmet site ranking than our store!
Damn it! Damn it!
You're comparing them a lot!
Thank you very much!
I'm glad you came.
I can't help but laugh when you come close.
I wanted to be useful a little more, but I couldn't.
Ms. Ozo didn't get rid of the role.
You really look like that kind of person.
But if that happens, I can't forgive you.
I felt like I was myself rather than a role.
Does that mean you might be?
I was absorbed in Ms. Ozo.
When I asked her how it was like to go to a jumbo- sized dressing room,
she said, "Momo-chan, you were cute."
She said it because she liked it.
I don't like it!
After this, 3rd and 4th graders' new rhythm story "Let's Play With What We Have" begins!
It doesn't go back well!
Yes, it does!
Let's Play With What We Have
Hello, everyone!
Hello!
I'm Aruaru, who was happy at 11 o'clock at 11 minutes when I looked at the clock!
I'm Aruaru, who has been fighting hard with my mom who didn't wake me up because I overslept a little!
It's a little strange why I'm dressed like this!
I love Aruaru! I'm Arukuma!
All right, good girls, gather around!
Today's "what we have" topic is convenience stores!
You've been to a convenience store, right?
Yes, we have!
Let's play "what we have" a lot now!
Music, start!
Even if you try to put the drink back in the cup, it doesn't go back well!
Yes, it does!
The manager of a teacher-like person is later than a part-time worker!
Yes, it does!
It feels good when you're hungry so that you don't run out of coins!
Yes, it does!
When you see a new product, you can't help but buy it!
Yes, it does!
You can dance and have fun with the background music of the show!
Yes, it does!
When you buy a lot of products, you pay a high price!
Yes, of course!
When you go back to the convenience store in the evening and look up at the sky, the moon is beautiful!
Yes, it does!
Everyone, you did a good job!
No, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I didn't say "good job" at all!
Norita-kun, what's wrong?
No, I didn't say "good job" at all!
Eh, first, Yoda!
Yes!
What did you say?
Dance and have fun with the background music of the show!
No, I didn't say that!
I'll dance!
You're a kid!
Stop it! Stop it!
It's been a while since I saw you dance like that!
Stop it!
Kanada, what did you say?
When you buy a lot of products, you pay a high price!
Of course!
Of course! That's how it is!
Eh?
It's not common!
But, when you buy a lot of products, you pay a high price!
It's common!
No, it's not! Stop it, hey!
Anyway, Endo, what did you say?
When I go back to the convenience store at midnight and look up at the sky, the moon is beautiful!
What are you saying?!
Eh?
It's not about going back to the convenience store!
The moon is beautiful!
Eh? It is, isn't it?
It is! It is!
Why do you like it so much?!
I love it!
Eh?!
It's not about going back to the convenience store!
He's really mad!
Scary!
Why?!
Well, everyone, shall we go again?!
Alright, is there a convenience store?!
Let's go!
There is a mysterious Japanese candy that no one has ever seen on TV!
Yes, there is!
You will know the sudden visit at the timing of selling out!
Yes, there is!
You can buy big sweets, but you can't eat them all in the second half!
Yes, there is!
You forget to heat up your lunch and go home!
Yes, there is!
A big machine that cleans your face! I want to try it!
Yes, there is!
24-hour sales convenience store! It's very convenient!
You can't go back to the convenience store!
The sweets sold at the convenience store are cheap but delicious!
What do you think?!
Mr. Yasoka, who works part-time, always has a tired expression!
Yes, there is!
Who?!
Everyone, you did very well!
I didn't say that!
Morita-kun, what's wrong?
Why do you look at me like that?
I knew it! I didn't say that!
Oh, Kanagawa! You again!
What did you say?
24-hour sales convenience store! Very convenient!
Of course! You always say obvious things!
Yes, there is!
No, it's not "yes, there is"!
And... End!
What did you say?
Ingredients sold in convenience stores! Cheap but delicious!
It's just my impression!
It's just my impression! It's not "yes, there is"!
It's "delicious"! It's "delicious" impression!
You're angry again!
You're angry again! I'm sorry!
The question is... Sato, what did you say?
Yasoka, who works part-time, always has a tired expression!
Who?!
Yes, there is!
Yasoka, who works part-time, always has a tired expression!
Yes, there is!
Why do you know about it?!
Am I weird?!
Well, everyone, shall we say it one more time?!
You should be stopping me!
Why am I stopping you?!
All right! Then...
Let's go!
Let's go to the convenience store!
Let's go!
A small snack next to a cashier!
It looks very delicious!
Yes, there is!
Only cashiers are lining up!
For some reason, wrapping is slow!
Yes, there is!
When you don't have anything you want to buy, you'll be disappointed!
Yes, there is!
It's hard to put a receipt in a box next to a cashier!
Yes, there is!
Don't tear the convenience store bag!
Your pockets will be full!
Yes, there is!
When there is a stranger in the back of the convenience store corner, you'll be surprised!
Yes, there is!
I don't want the convenience store near my house to collapse!
Yes, there is!
When you go to the convenience store, a ghost seems to come out and it's really scary!
Yes, there is!
Everyone, you did a good job walking around, didn't you?
We didn't!
Morita-kun, what's wrong?
You... you're the weirdest!
You... you bastard!
Hey, hey, Shiba-tachi, come over here!
You guys, Yoda and En and you three, line up!
You guys didn't do it at all!
You didn't walk around!
What are you three sulking about?!
Is it my fault?!
Everyone, it's about time for you to say goodbye!
What's going on?! Can we film this?!
Everyone, did you have fun today?!
We had fun!
Yay!
That's all for "Let's Play With That"!
See you next week!
I'm turning 40 next year!
Sugisaka Skip
Next up is the behind-the-scenes of "Gansokatsu- ya"
What is the role of Yamashita, who played Ane-san- katsu?!
Sugisaka Skip
How was "jumbo-ge" for you? Was it easy?
I was really nervous!
Do you like it?
Uh... yes.
It doesn't look like it!
Omezawa-san was the only one who played a new role.
That's not it!
But it suited me too well, so...
That's amazing!
So you didn't make anything for the role?
I just went with it.
And you too, Yamashita-san...
Did you appear in any musicals?
No, I didn't!
But it was my first time playing a role like this.
Last night, I watched a movie called "Girls on the Rooftop" in Japan.
Oh, you saw it!
Yes, I did!
I tried to imitate Tsushima-san, but it was too young for me.
No, no, it was great!
Really?
It was really fun.
Next week, we'll show you a sneak peek of next week's skits!
See you next week!
Watch the next one!
I'm Stoco again.
Stoco, I looked at the strawberries.
Daisuko, Daisuko, Amao, Amao.
I'm being brainwashed myself.
Finally, my rival appears.
Kaken Paris!