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The Skitz Tent
Lights, camera, action!
This is "The Skitz Tent".
Kuromi-san, what kind of skit is this?
It's a skit of a singing show where various members appear as weird lyrics.
Kuromi-san, what kind of role do you play?
I'm a blind Kuromiya foreigner.
What's wrong?
What's going on?
The Skitz Tent
In fact, when it comes to acting, Kuromi-haruka happens to be in the role.
Even in the rehearsal of "The Skitz Tent" which aired last week...
Don't look at me like that!
She puts too much emotion in it and it makes you want to cry.
That kind of love makes her the host of a legendary singing show!
Please pay attention to the original songs sung by the weird singers who appear one after another!
The Skitz Tent
Tears of Nogizaka
This week's 4th and 5th place goes to Ayame Tsutsuigawa with "Tears of Nogizaka"!
Her 30th anniversary of her debut has welcomed her with an even more powerful singing voice!
Singing is the heart...
She was singing "ah ah ah" back in the day...
Thank you very much!
This week's 3rd place goes to...
For the first time ever!
Koi no Meiru Sentai Toiawase
Tehepero Musume!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Hello everyone!
Don't hide your feelings!
Tehepero!
We know you're watching us all the time!
Tehepero!
We are...
Tehepero Musume!
Tehepero!
Yes, please come this way!
Yes!
It's been a while since we've seen such a famous idol!
Yes!
Actually, everyone, it's our first debut today!
Oh, is that so?
Yes!
Excuse me, but "tehepero" used to be a trendy word back in the day,
so I thought you'd be doing something for quite a long time...
By the way, how old are you all?
We are forever 15 years old!
But you can't ask us our age!
"Tsuratan"!
It's been a while since we've heard that word!
Well then, shall we move on to the question of "newcomers"?
That's right!
What moment do you feel happiest about?
Aya-chan is...
Aya-chan!
Oh, excuse me, who is Aya-chan?
Oh, you mean me?
Oh, you're the type of person who says "chan" to yourself...
Yes!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I guess it was when I was growing up.
I know!
Um, don't talk too much.
Next, you!
I'm...
I'm very happy.
I guess it's the sauna on my day off.
Sauna?
Sauna...
She doesn't say "sauna" that much, so don't talk too much.
OK, last, you!
I am...
I am... probably a beer after work?
Beer?
This week's No. 3 is a love mail center question and answer with Tehepere Mushime.
[This week's No. 3 is a love mail center question and answer with Tehepere Mushime.]
[This week's No. 2 is...]
[The first vote goes to]
[the hard-working and lively]
[Shan Mukaikaze!]
Congratulations!
Nice to meet you! I'm Mukaikaze!
Nice to meet you!
Please come this way.
When I heard "Mukaikaze",
I thought there might be someone who's a little backward.
I want to cheer up the listeners with my own song!
That's wonderful!
Let's cheer up the listeners, too!
That's right!
Let's listen to their song!
This week's No. 2 is...
"Mukaikaze" and "Live hard"!
In front of me, there was a black cat lying next to me.
Is it a song or acapella?
The whispers of my fingers turned roughly.
Huh?
Oh, poor thing.
The automatic door didn't react.
Ah, but I live with all my might.
There's nothing good about it.
Ah, but I live with all my might.
There's nothing good about it.
I want to hear it for the last time.
Thank you very much.
I know.
Finally, the first place of this week is...
First appearance, I love sushi boy, Minashan of Ninja Girls.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Ah, you're so cute.
Thank you!
That's enough.
That's a little long.
Ah, sorry.
Please come this way.
Come here!
Come!
Hurry up!
Go ahead.
Yes.
Did you need me to pee?
Pee!
No, not pee.
Go ahead.
Everyone of Ninja Girls is the first Ninja Idol.
What are you sighing about?
It's your fault!
Then, could you introduce yourselves one by one?
What?
Yes?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? It's self-introduction.
Self-introduction.
Um, we are ninja, so we can't do self- introduction.
What a pain in the ass!
So, what's your name?
I'm Iri Kitagawa.
I'm Rei Semiya.
I'm Nao Yumiki.
I'm 19 years old.
I'm 17 years old.
I'm 21 years old.
Can you introduce yourself?
I'm sorry, I'm a newbie.
Why?
If we ask you, you'll answer us.
Don't say "naa" or "ufufu".
That being said,
can you say something to the viewers abroad?
Suddenly?
What's your favorite sushi topping?
And thank you for watching.
We are Ninja Girls.
We want to spread Japanese culture and ninja spirit around the world.
Hi, thank you for your support.
The new song is so awesome, so please look forward to it.
Love you, guys!
She's good.
I love Japan.
I am ninja.
Oh no, she's alone.
You can't speak English, can you?
No, no, no.
I might lose you here.
She can't speak it.
All right, let's listen to it.
This week's number one, Ninja Girls' "I Love Sushi Boy".
I love Japan.
I love Japan food.
I love sushi boy.
Sushi, sushi, sushi boy.
The curry is great.
It's so good.
The grilled mackerel is great, too.
I fell in love with his straight eyes.
I want to chase his shiny uniform.
No matter how many fish there are, I want to eat salmon curry.
Let's make it melty.
I love you, shrimp, sea bream, red sea bream.
I like you.
Shrimp bowl is your place.
I love sushi.
I love sushi boy.
I love you.
Is she an idol produced by Fish boy?
Yes, she is.
Who will be number one next week?
Please look forward to it.
What kind of ranking made Ninja Girl number one?
Thank you very much.
Kuromiyanagi, you are wonderful.
I did it too much in the middle and I lost sight of real Kuromiyanagi.
Tehepero girl.
I may be inferior to them, but I feel like I'm used to it.
I didn't know about such a high rank.
We were like, "Is it really okay?"
It was the hardest job in 2020.
Gurguru, Nobizakasuki, Tsudacchan.
After this, Seira, a girl who doesn't know the world, challenged to be an extra in a drama.
I'm finally getting over it.
Seira, a girl who doesn't know the world, challenged to be an extra in a drama.
This time, she challenged to be an extra in a drama shooting site.
Please pay attention to how adults are treated.
Okay, let's go.
Lastly, Mayutandeka's site verification.
Ready, action!
When you were alone in the classroom, you got hit in the back here, didn't you?
Mayutan!
What's wrong? You're weak.
This fell on the spot.
It's the culprit's clue.
I see.
Madness is a shame, isn't it?
You understood it well!
As expected of you, Mayutan!
I'm sure you're a pretty smart guy.
Smart... guy...
What's that?
This case will be solved by me, Mayutandeka!
In the name of Batchan, the truth will be revealed!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
Wow, as expected of a popular actress who makes everyone excited!
That was perfect acting!
I'm so happy!
You're cute today, too!
Director, we have to shoot one more scene today or we won't have enough budget.
We don't even have time to talk.
I know!
Producer, you're so strict!
Next is the last scene, right?
That's right!
At the end, in front of the students, Mayutandeka will show us his perfect reasoning.
We'll shoot that scene!
Yes! I'll do my best!
Director, please make sure our tamura is delicious!
I know!
Alright, let's shoot!
We need an extra student role!
Thank you!
Good morning!
Have a good day!
Huh?
Excuse me!
Alright, we'll resume shooting!
Wait a minute!
Those two in the back!
Come here for a second!
You guys in that weird outfit!
The head coach is calling you.
No, you guys! You guys! You guys!
Me?
Yes.
Huh?
Who is it?!
Nice to meet you!
I am the eldest daughter of the Hayano family, Hayano Koji Sera!
I am your maid, Pikarotto.
No, no, why aren't you wearing your uniform?!
What are you talking about?!
This is my uniform when I go to martial arts school!
This is my maid's uniform.
What?! You have a maid and your own daughter?!
Isn't it weird for a school to have something like this?!
Just go home! Those two will take care of it!
No way!
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my...
Don't cry about your area!
I can't take my eyes off of you!
My daughter loves V-cinema.
It's like a dream that one day I can act with Aikawa Shou!
I don't know about that!
It's weird for a school to have something like this!
Oh, that's right!
I didn't give you what you asked for!
Asked for?!
Yes! Here you go.
What's this?
Well, well...
At a school like this...
Well, it might be nice to have something like this!
Thank you!
I can wear it, right?!
Yes!
Alright! Let's go shoot! Get ready!
Uh, director...
Doesn't that costume stand out more than our Tamura?
No, it's fine, it's fine!
No problem! It's fine!
No problem?!
Yes!
Okay, scene 38!
Mayutan Deka's deduction performance!
Ready...
Action!
Mayutan...
Did you already know who the culprit is?
Yes...
The culprit...
Is in here!
What?!
The culprit...
Saya...
It's you!
What?!
It can't be!
I can't believe it! Mayu-tan's partner, Saya-san, was the culprit!
I have no choice but to confess! Here you go.
I did it!
Okay, cut!
Hey, you guys, come here.
Oh, miss.
Oh, thank you.
I can't believe you're complimenting me like you're a director!
I'm not complimenting you! It's the other way around.
What was that act?
The script said it was a surprising act,
so I tried to act like I was aware of Broadway,
and I ended up with an ad-lib!
You're amazing, miss!
You know, you're just an extra, right?
Just stand there and act! Okay?! Don't do anything else!
Got it?!
Huh?
Could you give the director a line for us, miss?
What?!
(A)
(B)
(C)
Maybe it's better for you to be the student actor, mama!
Oh, thank you!
Oh, I'm so happy!
Student A-san, Student B-san, let's do this together!
Okay!
Okay, let's do it!
Director, what if our camera gets messed up?
Shut up!
Just stand there and act!
Okay, let's do it!
Scene 39, criminal arrested!
Ready...
Action!
Why did you do this?!
I...
wanted you to acknowledge me more.
Huh?!
What do you mean?!
Keep going! Keep going!
I think it's absolutely wrong of our show to treat you like this.
Huh?!
That's terrible!
That's why...
I thought that if you solved this case, it would get more recognition.
I'm such a fool, aren't I?
I'm very happy about your feelings.
Ah! My feelings for Nakama are more tragic than ever!
God, please forgive her sins!
Cut!
That was a one-in-a-lifetime luck!
It was wonderful, really!
That old-fashioned play of yours should stand out more than the lead role as a picture.
You came up to me and said, "Boah, boah!"
Are you going to redo it without these two?
No way! Redo it?!
Here's a gift for you, too, producer.
My job is to create works that will satisfy my sponsors and viewers.
I can't accept money that has nothing to do with it.
That's right!
Then, Hayano Construction Group will be the sponsor of this play!
With a one-shot offer!
One-shot offer?
The producer has changed his mind!
Please do, director!
Understood!
Let's change the title of the play.
We'll call it "Miss Sailor and Her Funny Comrades"!
Understood!
Wait a minute! Where did Mayutan go?
You're her funny comrades, so get out of the way!
Stand up! Stand up!
Huh?
Stand up!
You're so clumsy!
Miss Sailor and Her Funny Comrades, this way, please!
Thank you!
Next up is the last scene of the play!
Understood!
Let's do it!
Okay!
All cameras on Miss Sailor and Her Funny Comrades!
Hey, extra Tamura! Are you ready?!
What's with Mayutan, you idiot?!
Okay, let's do it!
Scene 40, last cut!
Ready, action!
All mysteries have been solved!
With this, the case is closed!
Now, is this story really over?
From next time onward, I, Koji Hayano, Seira Shuei,
will play a big drama, "Out of the Blue", which cost me hundreds of millions of yen!
Bravo! Bravo!
Director, please play "Out of the Blue" for our Tamura as well.
Well, that's up to you.
She's rich, after all.
That's right.
We were supposed to play popular actresses, weren't we?
That's right. That's why we called you "beauty" in the first place.
That's right.
Yan-chan, you played "Funny", didn't you?
I played "Funny", didn't I?
Since "Reha", I've been like, "Hey, Mayu-tan, what is 'intellectual crime'?"
Oh, that was serious.
Nagisaka Skip!
After this, we're going to reveal the secret of making Kuromiya Nagi, who was the host of "The Skits 10"
Did you practice a lot for this?
That's right.
Well...
After I got the script...
Which one is it now?
The normal one.
This is Kuromi-san?
Yes.
Since I got the script, I've been watching videos and listening to Kuroya Nagi-san's voice.
In my dream, Kuroya Nagi-san appears.
Did you also look up Kuroya Nagi-san's birthplace?
Yes, I did.
I put more effort into making the role than anyone else.
In "Reha", I put in too much Kuromiya Nagi, and the staff told me to sleep in a little too much.
After this, we're going to show you the next week's "Skits"!
Since we're men, we did a three-dimensional "Katsuya".
We didn't participate in it, either.
Captain, we're ready for the rotation!
I have to do it because I'm stupid.
Welcome back!
Let's have fun and dance!
You're really angry!