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I'm Seimiya Rei!
And...
I'm Nageta C!
Here's another brand-new 4th Generation skit!
Positive Negotiator, Rei and Seimiya.
They're the main characters.
I got a new character after Rei Land.
It was fun!
It was like I was playing a role other than myself!
She's a fast writer!
What do you think of me?
Hey!
No!
Give me a good role!
Seimiya Rei is always smiling and positive!
In her previous self-evaluation project...
I was given a test paper.
And I was told I could write whatever score I wanted.
I want to write 100 points!
Seimiya, who has such a positive personality, tries out as a negotiator!
What kind of negotiation technique will she use to rescue the hostage?!
Pay attention to Kuromi's passion for her important role!
According to the criminal, you are completely surrounded!
Hurry up and release the hostage and come out!
Shut up! I don't care about this hostage!
Myaan, help me!
Hey, so that the police can be more impatient, ask for help in a cuter way!
Myaan, help me!
Then say it like Endo and Sakura!
Help me!
This girl!
A little voice! Say it like Yakubo!
Myaan, help me! Hurry up and help me!
Are you kidding me?!
Hey, don't hurt the hostage!
Shut up!
If you get any closer, I don't know what you're going to do!
I can't even force myself because of the hostage!
Damn it! At a time like this, I hope that person will say it!
Huh?
What is it?
Everyone! Are you having fun?
Huh?
Everyone! Hello!
Yes!
If you have a dog, you can play with it and it will make you super happy!
It's me, 100 points out of 100 every day, Say Me, A Ray!
You are... the legendary positive negotiator, Ray!
What?! That legendary one?! Wow!
A legendary negotiator?!
What can you do for a little girl like me?!
Ms. Ray, right now, the culprit is standing still and trying to convince you, but it's hard to convince you!
Can you do something?!
OK! It's totally fine! Let me talk to him!
Oh! Thank you! Then, please!
Oh! No! No! No!
Huh?!
Leave it to me!
Hey! Culprit!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!
Who the hell do you think you are?
Are you hungry?
If you're hungry, I'll give you some gummies.
Can you let me go one by one?
Are you kidding me?
I won't let you go!
That's what I thought.
So I brought you some lemon ice cream!
You like it? You like it? You like it?
Huh?
She said yes!
Let me go!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Step back for a second!
Step back for a second! What are you doing?
Step back for a second! Step back for a second!
No, no, no.
I said yes!
I didn't say yes!
Don't be so positive!
But you said you wanted some gummies!
I didn't say that!
I'll say it when I release you.
Why do you think you can do that?
All right, then. I have an idea, too.
Let me know your conditions first.
Why are you acting like a negotiator all of a sudden?
For now,
prepare a escape helicopter and 100 million yen cash.
When you're ready, I'll release you.
Huh? You'll release me?!
You'll release me?!
No, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait! Step back!
Why? Step back!
Sorry, sorry!
She said, "When you're ready, I'll release you."
I said, "When you're ready, I'll release you."
But you're not ready!
You're not ready!
You can't be ready in such a short time!
No!
There's no such thing as impossible in life!
Why are you saying such a cool thing all of a sudden?
What do you mean, "impossible in life"?
You're so cool!
You lost!
What's with the TV?
Well, since it's solved, it's fine, right?
There's no reason for it!
So, prepare a helicopter for running away and 100 million yen for energy.
OK, leave it to me.
Hello? It's me, Rei.
Yes, a helicopter for running away and 100 million yen are required.
I got it.
I'll ask you.
Well, thank you.
I'm ready!
Seriously?! In just ten seconds?!
What?! For real?!
A helicopter for running away?! It's that easy?!
A helicopter is impossible...
but an electric bicycle...
is it OK with you?
There's no reason for it!
What are you talking about?!
No, no, you know what I'm thinking about!
Oh...
Oh!
You'll do it for me?!
No, I won't!
What are you doing?!
Get back!
What are you doing?!
No, no, no...
Why did you think you could do it?!
I didn't say anything about it!
Think about it and you'll know!
It's impossible!
Huh?! I told you to prepare a helicopter, didn't I?!
What did you prepare?!
An electric bicycle...
What are you laughing about?!
Have you ever seen a criminal running away on an electric bicycle?!
He'll catch up with you right away!
It's OK, it's OK, it's OK!
I'll also...
try not to catch up with you...
I'll be careful...
What are you saying?!
Also, even though it's an electric bicycle...
it has gears!
It doesn't have gears!
Isn't it amazing?!
It doesn't have gears!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?!
Huh?!
Help me!
Ms. Miya, what should we do?
It's OK.
There are people calling for us, too.
People calling for you?
Yes.
Please come!
Please!
Tetsuya, what are you doing in a place like that?
Hurry up and release the hostage and apologize to everyone properly!
Don't bother people!
I'm sorry I failed you!
Please change your mind!
I'm sorry!
Everyone, go!
Go!
Wait!
Wait! It hurts!
It hurts! Get back!
Get back! It hurts!
You're hitting me a lot! Get back!
Rikke, get back!
Get back! Get back! Get back!
Can you step forward just one step?
Who?
Who are you?
This person is...
Mom!
I couldn't find you, so I dressed up like you.
Tetsuya...
Huh?
I'm a person who dressed up like you!
What kind of line is that?!
What are you saying?!
Humans...
We're brothers!
Shut up!
If I gave up my cap and brought my real mother and persuaded her, things would work out, but...
I can't do it with someone like you!
Really?
Whatever!
I can't talk to you anymore!
I don't think this woman's life will be saved in ten seconds!
Ten!
Nine!
Eight!
Seven!
Six!
- Are you okay? - Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Too bad, it's over.
It's over?! It's over, it's over!
Okay, I'm going home!
Hey, you're not going home, are you?!
It's okay! That person will definitely save me!
Good luck!
Okay, I'm going home too! I'm going home too!
- You're going home?! - Hey!
Since it's about you, Rei-san, don't you have an idea?
Ah, I see.
Or maybe it's about the time for the drama you want to watch to begin.
So you're going home?
No, well...
Then, well, I'm going home.
- Huh? - Yeah.
Huh? Are you really going home?!
Hey! Are you really okay?!
- Good work. - Hey!
Are you going home?!
Yay! He's gone!
- Oh, Rei-san! - Oh, no!
What's up with you?!
Since we've just arrived there in an electric era,
we've been allowed to go around to the opposite side!
This building has such a structure!
- Then, let's go! - Let's go!
Ah! I'm sorry! Ah, I'm sorry!
Ah, you're the one who's sorry!
Ow, ow!
Thank you very much!
- Are you okay? Are you hurt? - Yes!
Ah, I'm glad, I'm glad!
Then, I'll be going now!
I have to go to the next location!
Then, I'll take this too!
Ah, I can do a lot of work!
I'm so happy!
- See you! - As expected of the positive negotiator!
Huh? The battery died.
Ah, Rei-san, if the battery dies, you can just leave it there!
Ah, it's okay! I think it'll be a good exercise!
Bye-bye!
Good luck!
Positive!
Yes, thank you very much!
You didn't feel uncomfortable doing it yourself, did you?
It felt like I was having fun doing it, so I didn't think it was moving like that.
The electric bicycle was moving a lot.
Kaki-chan is Kaki-chan, and there's no one like that.
How was the impersonation?
Yakugo was really good at it.
What? Am I like that?
No, you're not like that.
Nagitaka... Skitsu!
Next up is the new skit of the third generation!
A.I. called "Ha!" Den!
Den-chan, also known as Sato-san.
Yes.
What did you think of it?
Her costume was silver and shiny.
Oh, I see.
It was amazing.
It was kind of embarrassing to walk like that.
It's hard to move like that.
A.I. might have felt like that.
Sato, who is called "Den-chan" by members and fans and is loved by everyone for her cheerful personality.
In fact...
I'm curious about that part of you.
That's why I can't speak.
When she talks, for some reason, it's hard for me to read.
Will Sato challenge herself as an A.I. this time?
An imaginary competition, "Ha!" Den! against the master, Morita.
Can she become the strongest A.I. ever?
Finally, we will have a match between humans and A.I. in "HA-SHOUGI".
We have invited "HA-SHOUGI" seventh generation, Hazuki Mukai.
Thank you for having me.
So, Mukai, how do you feel about this match between humans and A.I.?
As you know, "HA-SHOUGI" is a traditional game where Japanese people test their ability of expression.
I'm looking forward to seeing how far A.I. can go.
I see.
So, Meijin Morita, how confident are you?
Well, it seems like computers are making "ego" and "test" more common these days.
It's impossible for humans to lose only in "HA- SHOUGI".
I see. So you are very confident.
On the other hand, Professor Umezawa, who is an A.I. developer.
Yes.
How do you feel about this match?
Thanks to the latest "deep learning", we can now use about 600 million different "HA"s.
I don't think we will lose.
600 million?
Yes.
But is there "HA" for 600 million?
"HA"?
Oh, it's like "HA" with a twist.
No, it's "HA" that F made a little silly.
I'm sorry about that.
So, it's finally time for the match.
Will humans be able to protect their dignity tonight?
Will A.I. surpass humans?
Now, let's welcome the strongest A.I.
Come out!
A.I. called "HA", Ren!
Please give him a round of applause!
Is that so?
I see, that's how it is.
Wow, he's controlling it like it's a game.
Oh, it came out!
Now, it's A.I.'s appearance.
Using a lot of magic...
Wow, that's a Showa-like movement.
He's a new A.I., but he's saying "Wiiin".
I'm really impressed.
I see.
"Wiiin"!
It takes some time for me to sit down.
"Wiiin"!
I don't think this is the latest A.I. movement, Professor Umezawa.
This time, I've invested all of my budget in his face.
Oh, you do have an unnecessarily beautiful face.
I see, yes.
"Wiiin"!
Ah, yes!
He's settled in.
Now, it's time for the match.
Sente, Meijin, Morita.
SENTE, MEIJIN, MORITA
Now, Mukai-san.
Yes?
What do you think of this challenge?
Yes, it's quite difficult.
Ten seconds...
Nine...
Eight...
Seven...
Oh, as expected of Meijin.
It looks like you can do it now.
Acting!
SENTE, MEIJIN, MORITA
As expected of him!
This was pretty easy to understand, wasn't it?
Now, all that's left is for the judge to convey it, and you'll get one point.
Judge!
"Out of Love".
"Not in sync".
The topic is "When you made a mistake at work".
I think we can say it was close. It was a subtle difference.
Morita Meijin was about to be dumped made a scene.
So that was included.
I think Meijin is at a disadvantage.
High school challenger, Den.
Ms. Mukai, what do you think of this topic?
It's quite difficult. I think it's difficult even for humans.
So you say it's an adult's view of A.I.
Wow, that's A.I.
You don't need time to prepare.
Acting!
Wow!
This is a perfect acting.
I don't think you had any emotions.
I heard you reading a book.
Can you say it?
Judgment!
"Out of love".
"Not in sync".
"Out of love".
Can you say it?
Did you see the classroom after school?
I can see it.
Isn't it the hardest "out of love" you've ever read?
Judgment!
Meijin, Morita.
Ms. Mukai, I think it's either Morita or Meijin.
That's right.
I think you can look forward to it.
She doesn't say anything terrible.
10 seconds.
9.
8.
7.
6.
Yes.
As expected of Meijin, there is no hesitation here.
Acting.
I understand.
Wonderful.
The cold was overflowing from her face.
The A.I. was smiling a little.
It's just your imagination.
Is it just my imagination?
Let's see how it is.
Judgment.
I understood it when my wife told me to get a divorce.
It doesn't match.
I understood it when my company told me to have a restaurant.
It's regrettable.
She was able to break up with her husband after many years.
But there is a difference between a divorce and a restaurant.
This is the scary part of breaking up.
I see.
It's difficult.
High school challenger, Den.
Professor, please be quiet.
Please don't clap.
Excuse me.
Mukai, what do you think of her level?
If I don't put a lot of emotion into it, it won't be conveyed.
I see.
She is fast.
The strongest A.I., Den.
What kind of acting will you show us?
Acting.
I got it!
It's perfect.
No, no, it's perfect. There's really no kanji on it.
It's the same as "I got it" in "Siri".
Who would get it like this?
No, it's transmitted to celebrities.
It's transmitted...
Celebrities' acting of frustration is the best.
It's transmitted without saying anything.
Judgment.
On a day when a guy who was more than friends and less than lovers and who had always been interested in him transferred,
while the bell rang at the station where he had gone to send him off,
he suddenly confessed his love and found out just before the door closed.
E.T.C.
Good job!
Wow, that's amazing!
Ah, the story continued, didn't it?
Huh?
No, I mean, the judge is amazing, isn't he?
Why can you get that far?
Next topic.
"Change of movement".
The topic changed from lines to movements.
Dr. Umezawa, how about AI's movement?
Ah, it's fine.
About 30 movements are input.
Isn't it too little?
Earlier, "haa" had 6 movements.
That's right.
Is 30 movements enough?
That's enough.
Really?
Yes.
Judgment.
Challenger, Den.
Now, Dr. Umezawa.
Yes.
Can you do anything with just 30 movements?
No problem.
No problem, huh?
Okay, it's up now.
The strongest AI, Den.
Can you move properly?
Acting!
Isn't he good at this?
Huh?
Wow, he didn't even say "huh" anymore.
Now, let's see if this will reach the judge.
Judgment.
When you chase after a changed man and secretly go to see him,
he suddenly comes in front of you and suddenly appears to surprise you!
That's how you hide!
Itchy!
The story is connected!
It was connected to the guy who just transferred!
Wow, this remote love was working hard!
Here I come!
Oops! Here comes the master's "Here I come!"
So, the battle between AI and human has become an AI victory!
Wow, wonderful!
Best AI den!
How was this battle?
Haah!
What "haah"?!
Wow, AI's role! It was addictive!
It was addictive!
I tried my best to make it look like a robot.
Also, like blinking...
You didn't do it much?
I did it, but...
I made it a little longer and made it look like a robot.
Wow!
That's how you made it!
Do you know "haah" when Kitagawa Yuri gets angry this morning?
That's impossible!
Oh, it's in! It's in!
Oh, it's in!
Let's wait and see!
After this, let's take a look at the next week's skits!
I'm Tehepero Musume.
Everyone is singing their own original songs.
It was the toughest job in 2020.
I'm nervous again today
I was hit in the back of my head at the scene of the drama.
No way! No way! No way!