AISubs v3.5
Come on, come on, come on!
I've been looking forward to it and waiting for it!
Nagisaka Skit!
Let's get down to tonight's first skit!
A new skit of the new generation, "I Want to Escape Love", but...
Ms. Ozo, what role does it play?
It's a friend of justice.
I've learned a lot!
I feel like I have to live properly!
There's a song like that in it, right?
Yes, there's a lot in it!
A new skit of the new generation, "I Want to Escape Love", but...
Minami Umezawa plays a friend of justice who has a strong conviction.
Iwamoto Ozono and "I Want to Escape Love" are formed and...
"I Want to Escape Love" is swallowed up by love!
This coffee is delicious!
Isn't it?
That's why I wanted to bring you here.
I'm happy!
Here's the problem.
What day is it today?
Huh? What is it?
My birthday is different and so is yours, Higashi- kun, right?
Okay, time's up!
Huh? That was quick!
The correct answer is...
It was the 100th anniversary day when me and Hazuki met!
Huh? Really? I didn't know!
You're a serious idiot.
Oh no.
Huh? What is it?
Ah... I forgot my wallet.
What?! Again?!
Why do you always forget your wallet when you go on a date with me?!
It's not like that. I'm just happy to have met you.
It's not about my wallet.
Huh?
I see.
Then it's fine. I'll pay for everything today!
Really?!
Yeah!
But you can't. There's some kawajan I absolutely have to buy today.
If you say you won't buy it...
You'll go broke, right?
Huh?!
Then I'll... buy you that, too!
Really?!
Hazuki...
I love you.
I'm happy!
She's completely fooled!
But I can't do anything about it!
Huh?
What? What?
Huh?
What?!
Huh?!
Soiya!
Soiya, soiya, soiya, soiya!
Soiya!
Soiya, soiya, soiya, soiya!
Huh?!
Welcome!
The fire of love is burning again.
Shall we start anew today?
What are you two up to?
The fire of love that burns in a maiden's heart and extinguishes it...
Nogumi and I are...
Huh?
The fire of love that extinguishes it?
Hey, hey, hey! Don't touch Hazuki!
I'm so scared!
I'll protect you for sure. It's okay.
How is it?
You still don't know?
What?
This man says nice things with his mouth, but he doesn't move at all, does he?
You're right.
He's a typical man who doesn't do anything with his mouth alone!
You're right!
Okay! Now!
What? Hey, hey, hey!
I don't have much time with a man like him.
I just listen to him.
Well, miss!
How is it?
Thank you!
I'm awake now!
Okay! I'm satisfied!
No, no.
Hey, hey, hey!
I know you did a good thing, but you're disturbing our business!
You're a man of your mouth only!
Goodbye!
Wait a minute!
What? Is it an excuse?
I'm a bad man.
Maybe it's just my mouth.
You admit it.
That's why...
I only have you, Hazuki.
What?
That's it!
I only have you, Hazuki.
Higashi!
It's okay!
I'm here for you!
Really?
Because you only have me!
Ms. Higashi!
She's reciting "Fire of Love"!
I knew you'd understand.
No, no, it's okay!
What's wrong with you?
That's it!
No, no.
It's not what you think it is.
Let's ask that man who only has you.
Yes?
When is your girlfriend's birthday?
Her birthday...
Hazuki's birthday is August 23rd.
Correct!
What about siblings?
Hazuki has an older brother and a younger sister.
Correct!
See? It's perfect!
What do you think?
You still don't know?
What?
When you remember this man, you said, "Hazuki only has you."
Do you know what that means?
What?
There's another woman in your head, isn't there?
No way!
She doesn't talk on her phone all year round, does she?
It's because she doesn't want other women's messages to be displayed!
You're right!
She's talking on her phone!
I've never seen it before!
Now!
What?
Come on, miss!
What do you think?
This time for sure, I woke up!
Evaluation, complete!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, you're late again!
I was stupid for believing you!
Goodbye.
You're okay now, right?
W-w-wait a minute!
What?
Hazuki, I have a dream.
H-Higashi-kun's dream?!
No way! That girl is weak against men's dreams!
I want to be a novelist.
When I finish my work, I want Hazuki to be the first reader.
There's no way I can't support Higashi-kun's dream!
I said no!
Higashi-kun! I'll be waiting for you!
Higashi-kun, you'll make your dream come true!
Thank you. I'll definitely make my dream come true and become big!
Evaluation, complete! This is the worst situation!
It's okay now, it's okay now.
Seriously...
He's just a boring guy.
Let me evaluate him thoroughly.
There's nothing else, it's okay.
That's right! So I won't evaluate you!
Hazuki-chan!
Can you help me with my love problems?
What?
The guy I like,
he forgets his wallet every time we go on a date,
and I end up paying for him.
I get along with other girls,
but in the end you're the only one for me!
I get along with other girls,
But you're the one who's chasing your dream,
So I'm thinking of supporting you!
Hazuki, what do you think about this man?
He's a scum!
We should break up with him immediately!
He's a piece of shit!
You're beautiful,
I can find you soon!
What do you think?
You still don't know?!
What?!
If you don't love me, you'll end up like Reise!
When it's about you, you suddenly don't know.
That's love.
As I thought, I want you to love me too.
Yes.
Okay.
Now!
Huh?
If you don't look straight ahead...
Son! Son! Son! Son!
If you don't decide for yourself...
Son! Son! Son! Son! Son! Son!
Yes!
Now, Hazuki!
Go ahead!
I'll decide for myself!
Yes!
Next time, don't dance!
As I thought, I want to treasure myself.
Goodbye.
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry.
I can't wait.
What?
His love for you is completely extinguished!
Darn it.
It doesn't look good.
Masa!
Yes!
I'm going to go get my wallet.
Oh, you really forgot about your wallet!
I feel like I've become more than I used to be.
There's no one bigger than you.
I wanted to make people laugh more and more, but I feel like I've become more than I used to be.
You like making people laugh, don't you?
I'm Nogizaka's Kid!
Nogizaka's Kid
The members who have taken on various roles put "katsu" in the skit "katsuya" for customers who have trouble.
Don't forget! Idiot!
Episode 3 of "Today's Christmas Special Menu"!
These members will deliver "katsu" that's only for Christmas!
My "katsu" is a little different from everyone else's.
It's different for everyone, right?
Only one person was completely different!
Katsuya
Excuse me.
Welcome! Welcome to "katsuya"!
Merry Christmas!
That's unexpected!
Are you the type of person who gets excited for Christmas?
How embarrassing!
But there are a lot of couples in this season, so I'm trying to liven up the mood a little.
Do couples come to this store, too?
They put "katsu" in and go home crying.
That's the current Christmas trend.
It's a trend?!
That's today's Christmas special menu.
Special menu?!
Do you have any concerns?
Concerns?
I've been working and living a normal life for a year, so I don't think I'll do much.
Then, how about "katsu" that's only for Christmas?
Oh! Let's go with that!
Let's go with "katsu" that's only for Christmas!
This is...oh, nice! The music, too!
Oh, is it a cake shop?
Welcome! How can I help you?
Um, do you have strawberry shortcake?
Yes, it's the last one.
Huh?! I remember it was the last one last year, too.
Wow, you're lucky!
It's a Christmas miracle!
Well, since you're not lucky every day, I'm happy for a little miracle.
Do you really think it's a miracle?
Huh?!
You buy me strawberry shortcake every year, don't you?
That's why I've always kept one.
For you.
No, why would you do that?
You always have a gloomy face, so I want you to smile a little.
Let me say something today.
There are definitely people like me who are looking at you.
Since it's Christmas,
sometimes...
sometimes come and buy it with a smile!
Buy it!
Wonderful!
Hey, Taisho, aren't you going too far from the beginning?
How about it? A Christmas miracle!
No, no, it's a shame it only tastes like Christmas!
We're making it with our lives on the line.
No, Taisho, you're great!
Yes, I need that.
Oh, sorry about that.
Hello, this is Katsuya.
Oh, it's you, Hanako.
What's up?
I'm going to be late again today.
So eat your Christmas cake with your mom first.
Huh?!
I've told you many times!
We don't care about Christmas!
If you're not selfish, get out of here!
Cut!
I'm sorry.
Isn't it too harsh?!
Is that how it is for your family, Captain?!
I know, but...
It's what a craftsman's sadness is like.
No, no, it's hard for me to order.
No, no, please order more and more.
How about the stylish sister cut next door?
It's a one-piece that you can only taste on Christmas.
No, I'm curious when you say that.
Well, then, with this...
Cut!
The stylish sister cut next door, cut one!
That's what it feels like.
Kuro-chan, you're back already?
Being alone on Christmas...
Isn't it pretty lonely?
No, but...
My heart is always full of love!
Of course!
You know me since I was little...
I'm like a little brother!
No, but...
Are you alone too?
Too bad!
My boyfriend will pick me up at 8 o'clock!
Huh?
You had a boyfriend?
Yeah...
So...
Kuro-chan...
I...
I'm getting married soon.
Huh?
I'm sorry...
Even though you told me to get married a long time ago...
No, it's a story from when I was little...
But you told me then, didn't you?
That you'd become the coolest guy in the world!
Did I say that?
You did!
I've been looking forward to it for a long time!
Don't be lazy every day...
And become a cool guy!
Yeah...
Don't forget...
The last greeting!
CUT!
I'm about to cry.
I made it a little bitter.
It's a little bitter, isn't it?
I just thought of it.
This is for Yumin's lover...
CUT!
It was cut off.
What?
It doesn't look like it.
I don't know.
He says it doesn't look like it.
Huh?
This "pirikara katsu" was there before, wasn't it?
Yes.
I made it even spicier.
The last "pirikara katsu" was surprisingly spicy, so I'm scared.
Well, shall we eat it?
Let's eat "pirikara katsu"!
I'm scared.
Are you in elementary school?
Huh?
You're depressed because you couldn't do anything.
You were depressed before, too.
Why don't you do anything?
No, it's been a while since I realized it.
I graduated kindergarten and entered elementary school.
You said you memorized even "kuku", but you didn't do anything during that time?
Yes.
Adults are really annoying, aren't they?
Remember when you were a kid!
Didn't you have a lot of things you wanted to do on Christmas, New Year's Day, school, and every day?
That's true.
Even children ask Santa what they want properly.
Adults shouldn't be lost in what they want to do!
Idiot!
I don't like her tone. I'm afraid of her tone.
This is a little...
Wait a minute.
Yes?
Let me add one last flavor.
Add one flavor?
Yes.
What is it?
Merry Christmas!
Tsundere?!
What?! You can do that?!
She's grown up!
Adding sweetness brings out the spiciness.
That's true!
I'm glad you did it.
How about we wrap it up with a Santa Claus cut?
Sounds good!
Let's do it!
Let's do a Santa Claus cut!
Santa Claus cut...
This outfit makes me feel like it's Christmas!
It has a good vibe!
Good, good, good.
It's good.
Santa Claus's hometown...
Yes?
...has this proverb.
Taisho?
Yes?
A sleeping cat won't have a mouse in its mouth.
Yes?
In other words, you can't get anything without action.
Why don't you try acting, too?
Cut!
I don't want it!
What is this? It's the opposite!
Wait! Don't leave me!
This is just a Finnish proverb.
Are you satisfied?
No, I'm not!
Shall we move on to the special menu?
Is there a special menu?
It doesn't say anything.
Why that time cut?
This is a heavy menu.
It's only for those who wish for it.
Well, it's not over with a Santa Claus cut.
Let's do it!
Why that time cut?
Higashi-kun, Merry Christmas!
Oh, Mayu.
I asked Higashi-kun's mom. She said you haven't been well lately.
I came to see you because I was worried.
Well, if parents and children are close, it won't work out.
No, it's okay.
Really?
No, more than that, I also heard about you.
Didn't the soccer club captain invite you on a Christmas date?
Yeah.
That's great! He looks and has a good personality.
Hey, Higashi-kun, is it okay for me to go on a date with other men?
Huh?
No, it's nothing. Then I'll go.
Oh, M-Mayu?
What?
Oh, uh...
Merry Christmas.
I have to cheer up quickly, or I'll really get angry!
Cuuuuuuut!
Why that time?!
Why didn't you say anything back then?!
Captain, I'm ashamed of you!
If you had just a little courage to say "don't go"...
I'll regret it for the rest of my life.
Even if you think about why you did it back then...
I'll regret it for the rest of my life.
I can't change the past.
But, you know...
If it's the future...
I can change it from tomorrow.
I'm going to die again today.
I'm sorry about that.
Tsutsui-san, you've grown up, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
She's getting more and more stupid.
Really?
I'm glad.
I wonder if Chimitta is going to be a middle school student.
Now, Endo-san, you too.
My image...
I only had the image of Morita-san's cut.
It was a thin cut, wasn't it, Endo-san?
It was a one-bite cut, wasn't it?
Maybe a third generation student will join us.
By all means!
After this...
Umezawa's ideal cut confession will happen for the first time!
Umezawa Shintsu!
Maybe a third generation student will join us.
By all means!
Is there a situation you want to do?
Something like "yankee" or...
It's a story that makes you want to do it.
Even if it's a "yankee" setting...
After this...
Let's take a look at next week's skits!
I don't think she's the latest A.I., but Umezawa- san...
Hello!
The legendary negotiator!
It was fun.
It was like I was the only supporting role...
Supporting role?
She's here!
I got a good role!