AISubs v3.5
Lost Buster!
Let's kick it off with a brand-new third- generation skit!
It's called "Koi no Shiozu Kazino," and Kubo is the main character.
Yes.
What's special about it?
Morita doesn't know what a woman's heart is like,
and Yamashita shows us what a woman's heart is like.
This little interaction is interesting, too.
Yamashita, you're in your mid-thirties.
He's a little older than her.
She's really getting into it.
Is that so?
You should pay attention to that, too.
Yes.
Kubo is known for his acting skills.
Kubo will play a dealer in "Koi no Shiozu Kazino," and Yamashita shows us what a man's heart is like.
Why am I the only one left out?
Huh?
Morita?
Yamashita, what's up?
I forgot something.
Are you still working?
Yeah, even if my boss asks me to.
Oh, poor guy.
But he's counting on you.
You can work.
Huh?
All the female employees say that.
If you're in the same team as Morita, you can work faster.
Really?
I'd be happy if you were in the same team as me.
Huh?
I'll get going, then.
Keep up the good work.
See you tomorrow.
She's happy to be in the same team as me?
Does that mean she likes me?
Huh?
What?
Pay up!
Huh?!
Huh? What? What? What? What?
It's showtime!
Before a man who is lost in love suddenly appears,
I, the love guide, will be your dealer.
And the guest who will make you dance with excitement is...
Yes!
What?
Yes, you!
I'm happy to be with you, senpai.
Now, let's see if this hot bar has a role or not!
Let's... bedtime!
Let's bedtime?
I don't know, but it must have a role!
Alright! It's all for the role!
No more bets!
What is the fate of this love?
It must have a role!
Role...
None!
What a shame, hot bar!
Why?!
Why?! It must have a role now!
Non, non, non, non, non!
You're stupid!
Stupid?
This is the truth of woman's heart.
I hope I'm in the same team as you, Morita-san!
Yes, yes!
If you don't do anything yourself, you won't like it,
so you'll do it all for me, won't you?!
I'm so happy to be able to go home on time!
Shut up!
So this is the truth.
Is that what you're telling me?
Too bad.
But I'm happy to be with you.
You're misunderstanding me!
You're the one who's misunderstanding me!
Shut up! Shut up!
Where did you come from and where are you going?
What was that?
Senpai!
Oh, you scared me!
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm happy to be able to go home on time.
Huh?
Uh, no, it's nothing.
Were you dreaming about me being tired?
If you're tired...
Oh!
Here you go.
Oh, coffee!
You're crazy, aren't you?
Huh?
How do you know I'm crazy?
Because you always look at me like that.
Huh?
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh! Are you okay?
Oh, I'm sorry!
Here you go!
Thank you!
Oh!
This handkerchief smells like you!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Huh? Why are you apologizing?
I...
Senpai's smell...
I like it a lot.
Huh?
Oh, I think I'm going to pass out.
I'm going to go drop it in the bathroom.
Okay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
You like Senpai's smell!
That means you like me completely!
It's showtime!
You came again!
Here we go again!
You like my smell, don't you?
Let's see if these words have a role or not!
Let's Bedtime!
I can do it this time for sure!
These words have a role or not!
No more beds!
Now, what is the fate of this love?
Come on! Give me a role or not!
No role...
...or not!
What a shame!
Why?! Why?! There must have been a role or not!
No! No! No! No! No! No!
Mr. Ukkari!
This is the truth of woman's heart!
Senpai...
...don't you always smell like softener?
Yes! Yes!
It's a coincidence!
It's my favorite smell!
It's so funny!
That's how you take it!
See you! This is the truth!
Without a role, there must be a role or not! I don't know at all!
A woman's casual statement...
...is her own misunderstanding...
...of men!
Shut up!
The depth of understanding...
What's up with them?
See you!
Don't go there!
I don't know what a woman's heart is like.
I'm so glad you've become beautiful. Thank you.
Do you have a girlfriend?
I don't have one now.
That's unexpected!
Unexpected?
Don't you have a boyfriend, Yamashita-san?
No, no, no. I don't have a boyfriend.
Do you have a type of person you like?
As an entertainer, I like people like Sanma-san, Haraguchi Akimasa-san, and people like Yanagi Sawa Shingo-san.
You're all famous people like me!
Teppabechi?
What?
Oh, no, no.
Thank you for the coffee.
No, no. Thank you for your hard work.
See you tomorrow.
She's here! She's here! She's here! She's here!
She must like me!
Hey, Sky Casino!
Hey, hey, hey!
You've become quite a rich man!
It's showtime!
This is a big chance!
Senpai, you don't have a girlfriend?
I don't have a boyfriend!
What's more, you have a type of person you like?
Is this true or not?
Let's find out!
Let's...
Find out!
All right, all right, all right. This is an easy win!
I've got all three of them!
And you too!
I'm going to eat all of them up!
Now, what will happen to this love?
I'm going to take back all of the chips!
Go ahead and give me all of them!
Oh, no! I knew it! The brain and the pulse!
What?!
Why?!
There had to be a pulse!
No, no, no!
Stop it!
You're making me mad!
Not at all!
What do you mean, "not at all"?
Not at all!
A woman's heart is like this...
Senpai, she's not here.
She brings homemade bentos to work every day.
She makes them herself!
What a surprise!
Ah, but I'd like to make homemade bentos for someone I like, too!
My ideal is someone like you, Sanma-san!
Someone who's funny every day!
What?!
So this is the truth!
No, no, no!
I don't get it at all!
If you can only see the surface of words, you can't win this casino!
You're being harsh!
Huh?!
Oh!
A message from Yamashita-san!
Thank you for your hard work.
Heart.
Oh!
There's a heart stamp!
There are two pink heart stamps!
No, no...
The two pink hearts are cute, so I'll send them to anyone...
My favorite heart is...
...the red one...
...that's kind of shaking!
I don't know!
Thank you very much!
Thankfully, I've played in many different roles before...
...but this is the most difficult role for me!
You're a dealer, so you don't know!
That's right!
I don't know what kind of character I should play...
...it's too confusing!
I don't know if it's the right role for you...
...but I'll give you a perfect score for fear!
I'm scared of heights!
I'm scared of sudden switches!
I think all of you will appear in your dreams today!
What should I do?
I was really scared!
Mashita-san was also amazing!
Do you have any experience of playing a role?
No, I don't!
You must have worked once, right?
No, I haven't!
But I thought it was nice...
...to put health products on your cheeks!
It's my first time!
Do you admire it?
It's my first time being Morita-san!
It's sad!
And you know...
...at first you didn't put it on during rehearsal!
At the end of rehearsal, I said...
...can you put it on for me?
Isn't that your hobby?
I've been putting it on since kindergarten, is it okay?
You've been putting it on for so long...
...even though you've never worn it before!
That's right! I've been doing it for a year!
"Mugizaka's Kids"!
I didn't expect to be in front of...
...the five of you!
You must be nervous!
I'm really nervous!
This is the sixth episode of...
"Yan-chan's Yan-chan's Dream Collaboration"!
Now, "Yan-chan's Yan-chan's Dream Collaboration" is already the 6th one!
The 6th one!
6th one!
It's about the same as "Harry Potter", isn't it?
Of course, it's fast-paced.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Certainly.
Now, Kaki-chan, how was it this time?
This "Yan-chan's Yan-chan's Dream Collaboration" is a collaboration between us and "Yan-chan's Yan- chan's Dream Collaboration".
It's a collaboration.
Yes.
Yan-chan, you were surprised, too.
I was surprised.
But, please watch it without blinking from the beginning to the end.
Without blinking!
I think you should blink!
You should blink!
"Yan-chan's Yan-chan's Dream Collaboration" is a popular skit among 4th graders.
This time, it's a surprising new development with a dream collaboration!
Please blink and watch it!
"Yan-chan's Dream Collaboration"!
Yan-chan's Dream Collaboration
I asked "Yan-chan's Yan-chan's Dream Collaboration" to come here today, too.
So, please enjoy it as much as you like!
1, 2, 3, 4!
Isn't she here now?
Huh?
Yan-chan?
Where are you, Yan-chan?
Hey, everybody!
Today, we have Tomi...
I've got him to come here!
One, two, three, four!
Let me introduce you to this guy!
This is Yancha Yancha!
And next to him is me!
My name is Shin-chan, not Yancha!
Welcome to the fast food beef bowl restaurant! What would you like to have?
Beef bowl, special sauce, no green onions, no meat, no rice, only soup!
Wow, Yancha!
I love you so much, Yancha!
Can we have some miso soup, too?
Yancha is so cool!
Winter has come!
I'm wearing clothes, but it's still cold!
Huh? Yancha, what are you doing?
It's cold, so I'm digging a hot spring!
Wow, Yancha!
You're so cool!
I'll give you a hand!
Kanto, Rome, France!
Yancha is so cool!
Wait a minute!
Huh? This isn't Yancha! This isn't Kaki-chan!
Hey, you over there! Who are you?
I'm not Yancha! I'm Shin-chan!
You're not Yancha? You're Shin-chan?
Officially, I'm not Yancha because I look like it!
I'm Shin-chan, who is a little cool!
You're not Yancha because you look like it!
You're Shin-chan, who is a little cool?
On the contrary, you're Shin-chan, who isn't Yancha!
You're Shin-chan, who isn't Yancha!
Yan-chan!?
What's wrong with you and my Yan-chan!
Yan-chan is neither Yan-cha nor Charaku!
You don't know about Kaki-chan anymore!
No way!
Also, Kaki, who isn't Yan-cha, is in first place in "Charade Mission", and Yan-chan, who is Yan- cha, is in fourth place!
I don't agree with you at all!
Yan-chan!
If you don't agree with me, why don't you prove that you're not worthy of being next to Yan-chan?
Prove!?
One, two, three, four!
Yan-cha or Yan-chan, who is worthy of being next to you?
It's a match, Kaki!
Look at me and Shin-chan, decide which one you'll choose!
Yan-cha or Yan-chan?
Skydiving for the first time!
I'll jump off in three, two, one!
Hey, Yan-chan, what are you doing?
I'll dry my laundry in the wind!
Yan-chan!
Ji-tan!
There's mud all over my feet!
Yan-chan, you're cool!
It's almost the end of the year, Christmas!
Huh? Yan-chan, where are you going?
I want to get a present directly, so I'm going to Finland to meet Yan-tan!
Yan-tan!
Yan-chan!
Katsuage!
Please look forward to my return flight!
Yan-chan is so cool!
Running in the sky, I want to run through the city and save money for the train fare.
Yan-chan!
Who will win this match?!
I'm not Yan-chan, I'm Katsuie!
Yan-chan!
I lost! I lost!
Maybe next to Yan-chan is not Yan-chan, but Katsuie!
That's right! Katsuie!
Katsuie, do you want me to do the usual thing for you?
Do you want me to tell you about my martial arts skills?
Do you want me to tell you about my amazing martial arts skills?
Katsuie's legendary best 10!
Let's go!
In front of Katsuie, I'll show you my martial arts skills!
I won't be embarrassed and I'll show you everything!
Martial arts skills! Martial arts skills!
Katsuie!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Maybe I should give you this?
Thank you very much!
Mr. Fujimori was like, "Let's do it until we get it right," so we did it more than usual.
I felt very happy that you were doing it so seriously.
It was very tight and I was doing it like a combination, and I was a little jealous.
I see, you're doing the radio together.
Oh, that's what it is.
You know, Kaki and I used to like you.
After this, she confessed her birthday wish to Yan-chan.
Yan-chan's Yan-chan's origin.
That's right.
Yorizaka's Kids!
You know, Kaki and I used to like you.
I see, you know, Kaki and I used to like you.
You know, Kaki and I used to like you.
Yan-chan's Yan-chan's origin.
That's right.
That's where it starts.
I didn't expect to be in front of you this time.
You must be nervous.
I was very nervous.
What did you say?
I asked you to praise me a lot.
I hope you'll give me a fan someday.
Don't you think so?
You know, you did a parody of our story.
I was so happy.
Again, I'm sorry to say this in front of you, but it's a good story.
Yorizaka's Kids!
Stay tuned for next week's "Yorizaka's Kids"!
Yorizaka's Kids
Camera, set...
I wonder if I can be on TV with that shiny pink Chinese dress.
Hey, do you like me?
I came to a ridiculous place!
I believed you...