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Who is it?
Nagezaka Skit
Today's skit is from the 3rd generation.
Here we go!
Yoda Yuki is a student council president.
In the student council stage,
Taiko Mochi club and Azato club and other strong club activities appear one after another.
This is the second skit!
Oh, no!
I didn't notice it at all!
This time, we have a special guest joining us!
Pay attention to the 3rd generation members who present their own ideas in strong club activities led by guests!
Why is it!?
Why do I have to work so hard?
Because you are a student council president.
Why do I have to work as a student council president?
It's for you!
Why?
Why do you say "why"?
Move your hands more than your mouth!
Okay...
Oh, right!
I'm inviting a club member who is a candidate for a club member today.
I'm sure he will come soon!
I'm tired of playing a half-course game!
Today's club member is...
"Questions Research Society"!
Apparently, they have questions about everything and everything in the world.
Hello! Nice to meet you!
What!?
What's going on!?
It's out of control, isn't it?
It's exactly like that time!
Why is it?
Hello, students!
Hello!
It's "Questions Research Society"!
Wow!
It's "Why are we in Nogizaka Skids?"
Why are we in Nogizaka Skids?
That's right!
It's a new night show!
It feels weird!
Thank you for watching "Brand New Day" every day!
Wow!
Thank you for researching!
You know more than we do!
Higashi-kun is a regular guest, but he rarely appears on the show!
Why is that?
There's no reason for that!
Has "Brand New Day" found out about it yet?
Please stop!
It's a secret!
My father is sleeping with the TV on!
What? Are you sleeping with the TV on?
If you're my father, I'll turn off the TV!
I'm watching you!
Of course!
I'm watching "Nogizaka Skids"!
Are you going to wake up as soon as I turn off the TV?
Why is that?
Wow!
Okay, members of the club! Please come in!
Why is that?
Wow!
Why is that?
It's like a church choir!
They're playing with each other's classrooms' curtains!
Why is that?
What's with you?
Kombu can't come out of the sea and dashi can't come out!
Why is that? Why is that?
What is this?
Why is that? Why is that?
What's this?
Something's wrinkled!
I've never seen this before!
I've never seen it!
You're not supposed to touch it!
Why is that?
One more time!
Why is that?
It's like a camera game.
It's amazing you can do it like this.
Right hand, left hand, down hand, up hand, and up again.
Ready, go.
Thank you very much!
Wow!
Great!
What is this?
I didn't know there was an old man who could move more than an actor.
As the president of the Question Research Society...
No, no, no.
I won't allow you to do that.
Of course not!
I'm the vice president!
But what do you think, president?
I knew it! The Question Research Society deserves to exist!
That's right!
Wait a minute!
Hmm?
There's a problem with this club.
There's a problem with this club?
Even though you say it's a question...
This is just...
A common story!
Hey!
You!
You're not even saying "stuff"!
Hmm...
Well, basically...
You can look up anything on the internet.
I don't think there are many things that you would think "why" now.
You've got it all figured out!
I wonder about that.
Then let's have the students of Sanki Gakuen ask us questions, too!
There are many "why"s that don't have answers.
That's right!
Oh, there are so many of you!
Well, I'd like to ask the students of Sanki Gakuen what they think "why" is on a daily basis!
Well, is there anyone?
Yes!
Okay, Umeda-san, let's go!
Why is it? Oh, why is it? Why is it? Why is it?
Umeda-san, give us your answer!
Sakaguchi Tamami-chan is holding me tight, but she refuses to hug me from this side!
Why is it? Oh, why is it?
She's worse than me!
Do you usually hug others?
Oh, not at all! I love it! I love everyone!
Do you hate it when it happens?
No, I don't like it! Don't touch me!
You don't like it? You don't like it only from Umeda-san?
Oh, I don't like it anymore!
You don't like it?
Try to stand up for a moment!
Wow, it's like a self-defense technique!
Look, she's changed!
Okay, let's continue!
Okay, Umeda-san, let's go!
Why is it? Oh, why is it? Why is it? Why is it?
Okay, Kubo-san, let's go!
Kubo Shiori-chan is too quick to say what she wants to say!
Why is it? Oh, why is it?
Yes.
Most of them are talking, right?
Yes.
Most of them are talking, right?
You don't have that kind of image, do you? The image of quick talkers.
No, I'm really quick-tongued and I've never been asked about it by anyone.
I like it now, but I used to like Nogizaka and when I talk about it, I really don't know what I'm saying.
Oh, when you talk about Nogizaka love?
That's right.
Why are you listening to it, Bozono-san?
I pretend to be listening.
You're giving a sign with a happy atmosphere!
I'm satisfied with talking about it.
If you talk about it, you'll be satisfied, right?
Now, who's next?
Yes!
Ohmo-chan, are you ready?
Yes!
Why is it? Why is it? Why is it? Why is it?
Ohmo-san!
Yoda Yuuki-chan never grows her height again, but three days in a row she asks me "Hey, did you grow your height?"
Why is it?
She hasn't given up yet!
How many did you say just now?
Right now, it's about 152 or 153 or 154 or 155.
When I'm next to the members, my gaze may have gotten closer than it did yesterday.
That's because of the distance.
How long have you been together?
Four years.
Four years! Do you think you've grown in four years?
Not at all!
Give up!
Yes, is there anyone else?
Yes, Bozono-san.
Why is it? Why is it? Why is it? Why is it?
When Yoda Yuuki-chan eats something, she puts too much in her mouth and looks like a squirrel!
Why is it? Why is it?
What is this? I was already careful, but I thought it wouldn't be anymore.
There is no way about this matter.
Even though my mouth is small, my appetite is high, so the amount of food I want to eat and the amount of food I want to eat do not match.
When I noticed it, my mouth was full.
Don't you know your capacity?
I like to eat little by little.
What kind of style is that?
You guys should eat much more!
Let's sing "why is it?" together again!
Why is it? Why is it?
Please sing for us!
Why is it? Why is it?
This is like a workout.
Why is it?
Right hand.
Left hand.
Put it down.
Raise it up.
Turn around.
Why is it?
How do you like it?
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Great!
Full course!
I'm sorry!
How do you like it?
There are various "why"s in the world, right?
That's right!
By asking yourself "why"s, you can make yourself grow.
Ozono! Sakaguchi! Sato!
If you know that much, there is nothing more for us to teach you.
Every year...
I've been thinking about it, but...
Thinking about it?
I want you to think about it!
Now I can finally graduate!
Well then, everyone...
Take care!
Wait a minute!
Why?
Why did you work so hard for us?
Why are you so kind?
That is...
Why do you think that is?
He's so cool!
No way!
He left a great reason!
The play is too old, though!
Nugidaka Skits
The popular skit of the fourth generation, "Yan- chan's Yan-chan", has a strong appearance?
What will happen to Yan-chan?
Who is it?
Yan-chan's Yan-chan
"Yan-chan's Yan-chan" Episode 5!
Thank you for having us!
I heard that there is a great development for "Yan- chan" this time.
She looks just like me!
Someone is here again!
She is here!
She is the strongest enemy!
Yan-chan!
In Actman's character popularity poll,
the fifth episode of "yanchana yan-chan",
with the rhythm of two popular characters who won first and fourth place!
The strongest enemy appears!
What will happen to Yan-chan?!
It's been a while.
Today, I've got a lot of "yan-chan" coming to me.
So, please enjoy it as much as you can!
One, two, three, four!
Let me introduce you to this guy.
He is "yan-chan" of "yan-chan".
That's right!
How "yan-chan" are you?
Tell me! Tell me, "yan-chan"!
Okay!
Stop!
Huh?
Who are you?!
Fufufufu...
You've noticed me, haven't you?
I'm "yan-chan" who wants to be "yan-chan"!
You're "yan-chan" who wants to be "yan-chan", aren't you?!
Huh?!
That's right!
I'm "yan-chan" who wants to be "yan-chan"!
You're "yan-chan" who wants to be "yan-chan", aren't you?!
Where have you been, "yan-chan"?
I wonder...
Maybe he's crying in the warehouse of the harbor now...
Or...
Maybe he's in the stomach of a ferocious tiger who just ate...
No way...
Now...
You're "yan-chan", aren't you, "kakki"?
Forget about "yan-chan" and "yan-chan" with me!
I want to be "yan-chan"!
Let's "yan-chan"!
I want to be "yan-chan" and "yan-chan" with me!
Let me "yan-chan"!
That's all.
Oh, you are...
I'm here.
"Yan-chan" of "yan-chan"?
You idiot!
I should have tied you up in the port warehouse.
What happened to the rope that tied you up?
I ate it all!
yan-chan
mecha-yan-chan
kuishin-bo
Your genitals will get stuck in my teeth!
I'll break your stomach!
Oh, no!
You should have been a "tiger" by now!
What happened to the "tiger" that was stuck in the port?
You should have been a "tiger" by now!
yan-chan
mecha-yan-chan
yasei
Roll your chin!
Cat!
Oh, no!
It's quite a distance from the port warehouse to here!
How did you get here?
I used the public road.
yan-chan
mecha-yan-chan
tora ni notte
The people of the post office were surprised!
A big incident!
What a mischievous girl!
I can't believe she ate a robot!
This is the ability of a mischievous girl!
That's right!
No, no! I won't give up yet!
A mischievous girl!
A mischievous battle with me!
Sounds good!
One, two, three, four!
A mischievous girl!
A mischievous battle with me!
You can do it, mischievous girl!
Sounds good!
Let me see how mischievous you are!
A mischievous battle with me!
Let's go!
The latest fashion trend is retro outfits!
I walk around Omotesando and Harajuku every day!
A mischievous girl!
Aim for it, mischievous girl!
I cosplay as an alien and hunt elephants in a zoo!
A mischievous girl!
A really mischievous girl!
It's been too long!
Kevin!
I can't help it!
I'll cosplay at home!
New Year's Day is coming soon!
I want to have a good first dream!
I'll keep sleeping until I have a good dream!
A mischievous girl!
A really mischievous girl!
I'll put an eggplant and an okra under my pillow and sleep at the top of Mount Fuji!
A mischievous girl! A really mischievous girl!
A really mischievous girl!
A really mischievous girl! A really mischievous girl!
A really mischievous girl!
If everyone in the world
sang together
It would be so noisy
If everyone in the world
stepped on each other
The earth would shrink a little
A mischievous girl! A really mischievous girl!
A mischievous girl!
Who am I? A mischievous girl!
I just wanted to be a mischievous girl!
Mischievous girl? No, mischievous girl!
Will you forgive me?
There is a saying like this.
A really mischievous girl! A really mischievous girl!
Thank you!
Mischievous girl!
You said you wanted to do it, didn't you?
Yes, I did. When I stood next to her and looked at what she was holding in her hands, I felt a longing for her.
I was so excited.
You were excited, weren't you?
You were moving a lot, weren't you?
But you know what? The name "Yan-chan" was given to you by your parents, didn't you?
Oh, is that so?
The name "Yan-chan" was given to me by Kaede-san.
"Ka-e-de-de-ren-chan".
Oh, I see.
"Yan-chan" is like "sire" and "kakera-sire".
When I said, "It's still long",
"Then I'll call you "Yan-chan"".
That's how it started.
"Yan-chan" with "den-chan" in it.
"Yan-chan" with "ozono-monko" in it.
Did you get "ozono-san" in it?
Then "den-chan" and "yan-chan" may exist in the future.
"den-chan" may exist in the future.
By the way, who is the most "yan-chan" among you three?
Umezawa-san, who do you think it is?
Who is the most "yan-chan" among you three?
My cheeks are turning red.
Nagizaka's Kiss.
Who is the most mischievous person in the short period of time?
Umezawa-san, who do you think is mischievous?
But Mukai is quite...
Mukai is like that.
He is a fickle person.
He suddenly does things that shouldn't be voted for.
What does he do?
His cheeks are turning red.
It's embarrassing, but...
Hazu-chan.
Hazu-chan?
She's trying to make a completely new character.
Is there anyone you want to play with?
If you had to do a rhythm game, who would you do it with?
Nao-chan.
Nao?
She's so cheerful.
What's wrong with you?
It's like "IT'S UNIVERSE" or something like that.
You've been chosen!
I'm not that kind of person!
Why did you choose her?
She was singing a song the other day and I thought she had a good sense of humor.
I thought she'd pull it off for me.
You're happy, aren't you?
I'm so happy!
Endo-san, how was it?
She's laughing a lot!
What's wrong?
I'm sorry.
Yan-chan's "Yan-chan" was funny, too.
But now...
What's wrong?
What was funny about it?
Mukai?
What? Who?
Yumiko-san?
No, no, no...
I thought Morita-san's "Tatoi" was funny.
Thank you!
She was a good girl.
She was a good girl!
What?
We'll show you our self-taught skits later!
This love's fate is...
I've done various roles.
But this is the most difficult one!
I'm so happy!
Let's bedtime!
I'm happy that Morita-san is with me.
I'm so embarrassed!
What's up with you guys?
We collaborated with someone who can be our starting point.
Collaboration, huh?
Yan-chan isn't here!