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Rakuta! Nogizaka Skit!
Today, we'll start with the third generation of Skit.
The title of this Skit is "Nogizaka Plus," but we haven't seen anything like it yet.
That's right. I'm sure this will be interesting for Yoda-san's character.
Yes, it's no joke.
Yes, you can look forward to it.
It's a character I've never played before.
In the middle of "My Big Brother"...
Umezawa Minami, who plays the role of the third generation of Skit.
Yamashita Mizuki, who plays the role of the mischievous character.
And Yoda Yuki, who plays the role of the beloved character.
These three sparkling idols will appear as characters in a love game!
Please pay attention to the heart-pounding lines they came up with for the skit!
"I think I'm in love"!
A love simulation game, huh?
I'm not really interested in this kind of thing, but since I got it, I guess I'll give it a try.
"Nogizaka Plus," huh?
Um, how do I do this?
Should I just keep moving forward?
Are you the transfer student?
I'm Umezawa Minami.
Nice to meet you!
I'm Yoda Yuki. Nice to meet you!
I'm Yamashita Mizuki.
Our eyes have been meeting for a while now, but...
Huh?
Are you conscious of me?
Oh, so it's like a school setting, huh?
Alright, for now...
I guess I'll try talking to you, Minami.
"Talking to you"...
What would you like to talk to me about?
Huh? Well, "B" is too old-fashioned.
"C" is still too early.
Well, for now, I'll start with "A".
Hello!
Oh, you're the same class as me, Morita-kun, right?
I'm Minami Umezawa. Nice to meet you!
She's so cute!
Huh? What's this? She even calls me by my name?!
This is awesome!
I'd like to talk to you a little more.
Shall we talk?
Well, "B" and "C" are still too early.
I guess I'll start with "A".
Okay, I'll start with "A".
Huh? Morita-kun, you didn't listen to me properly?
You have to take notes properly, don't you?
It's cowardly of you to borrow someone and make them do it for you!
Huh?
Phew...
I'll tell the teacher about this, so do your best in class!
You're kidding me!
Huh?!
This is hard!
Okay, I guess I'll talk to Yuki-chan next.
Okay.
Well, for now, I'll start with "A".
Okay, I'll start with "A".
Hello!
Gurgle!
I'm Strawberry's newborn, Stocodaccha!
Huh?
Which strawberry are you?
What a world view!
And I'm not Yuki, I'm Stoconan!
Huh?!
I'm not good at this kind of stuff!
Well, for now, I'll talk to you a little more.
Let's see...
Very, very, berry, strawberry...
Two words, huh...
"A" and "Strawberry" are...
"A" turned into "Strawberry"... But what's gonna happen now... "B" is too young...
Hey, hey, if you're wondering which strawberry it is, it's the "Damedameiichigosan" that makes you wait for a long time!
The guy who makes you wait is the worst!
Again?!
This is difficult!
This is the most difficult one!
That was a really bad "Dutcher"
If it's like this, I want to capture it!
Alright, let's go for the third one!
"Talk" and...
Could it be... Is there a pattern that I was wrong from here?
Maybe I said "C" all of a sudden?
Alright, I said "C" all of a sudden!
Hey, hey, if you say that in the first meeting, I'll doubt you no matter what!
I knew it!
But I'm happy!
Me too...
I like you!
What?!
No way!
Oh, that's it! This is it!
Alright, alright, let's keep talking!
Hey, this is...
I think we can even get married!
What do you think?
But it's too early for that!
It's okay if it's "mamaay"!
Alright, we're not going home together today!
Wow, I'm so happy!
It's been my dream to go home with you, Morita- kun!
Oh, really?
But it's a little embarrassing for just the two of us, so...
Can I call my good friends?
Oh, really?! I don't mind if it's just the two of us!
But you have to show me your aura here!
Alright, of course it's "A"!
Alright, I'll call my friends right away!
Kon-chan! Guruguru!
I'm from Ichigo-sei!
I'm Strawberry's reincarnation, Stoco-dan-chan!
Who are you, and where are you from, Strawberry- san?
I'm a friend of Stoco-dan!
Could it be that you know him, Morita-kun?
No, no, no, of course not!
Morita-kun seems like a popular guy.
He must be talking to a lot of girls.
I'm a little shocked.
No, no, no!
I'm regretting that I talked to this girl!
What should I do?
Well, I'll just go home and die!
Alright, I'll just ignore Stoco and go home!
Huh?
Morita-kun, what are you doing here?
Huh? You're kidding me!
You're not home yet?
I told you to go home and study!
Wow, Minami-chan is still angry!
Huh? Morita-kun, you know Minami, too?
Hmm, I'm jealous...
No, no, wait up!
Morita-kun! Who are these girls?
Huh?
Could you be...
one of the girls who talked with Stoco?
Can you shut up for once?!
Just shut up about Stoco for once!
Morita-kun, who are you going to choose?
Weren't you going home with me?
No! I promised to go home with you!
Yes, yes, yes! It's me!
Hmm, this doesn't look too bad!
Hmm, what should I do?
Oh, there's another item!
Wow, that's right! For now...
I want to look at the picture!
Okay, then...
Minami-chan's picture and...
I'm not good at things like this, but...
I love it so much, what should I do?
Ohohoho...
Simple is best, right?
Next up...
Mizuki-chan's picture and...
Morita-kun...
I've always been watching you, Morita-kun...
Do you like me, Morita-kun?
Wait a minute...
Does she know that I'm a small-voiced fetishist?!
Ehh?!
Wow! I feel like I'm supposed to like petting you, but...
For now...
I'll pet you, Stoco!
Stoco's picture and...
Hey, hey, Morita-kun...
Huh?
The truth is...
I love you as much as I love strawberries, Morita- kun!
That's unexpected!
Ehh?!
Just by not rolling around, you can hear me so well?!
Wait a minute...
But, like...
I want to see your expressions, too!
Well, then...
Should I say it in Minami's "AB" style?
"AB" is the same tone, isn't it?
Morita-kun...
Even though you like me so much...
Why don't you notice me?
You've always looked like me.
Ehh?!
Small-voiced?!
I can't get enough of it!
But...
I think you should have a sense of humor, too!
Like...
I want to see your weird face!
Stoco's weird face and...
I like you!
Ah! Her feelings for him have become zero again!
They've become zero again!
I wonder...
If I can say those cute lines...
As if I'm shy...
Stoco's shy lines and...
You're right.
She's perfect for this show.
What should I do?
I can't do it. I can't be chosen.
Okay, I'll go home alone.
It can't be helped.
Hey, what are you making me do?
Don't be so arrogant.
What?
You make me do a lot of things and you say you didn't do anything.
Then do the impersonation you're most confident in.
What?
You're pointing this way, too?
What kind of game is this?
What? Impersonation?
Um...
Then...
The eyes of adults when someone in their fourth year cries.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Okay.
Stoco's character is too strong and I was focused on my own character.
Like, "Is this right?"
What is it? Don't you have a motif?
It's strawberry.
Strawberry that came from strawberry...
Strawberry's rebirth.
What's the difference between strawberry and strawberry?
What kind of criteria is that?
What I learned from this skit is...
I learned that Morita likes small voices.
So, everyone...
When I go to ask for something, I say it out loud in my ear and I think they will do anything for me.
That's true. If you ask for 20 or 30, they will give it to you.
That much?
I thought I wanted to play this game.
Stalker?
No, no.
What? Stalker?
Stalker?
Stalker competition?
I want to do it, but...
What is this?
What are you doing?
I want to do it, but...
It was more fun to watch, so I thought it was great for seniors.
Morita, why don't you do it again for them?
Stalker?
Round and round.
It's tiring, tiring.
Let's have fun and have fun, everyone!
Yeah!
After this, we have a new project for 3rd and 4th graders.
Let's have fun with Shiritori Game, the show's original!
Rock, paper, scissors!
I love weapons, everyone!
Let's get younger!
Hey, Hazuki!
Yes!
Is there anything you've been keeping in your heart lately?
I emailed my brother for his birthday, but he didn't reply!
Yan-chan!
Yes!
I heard you recently got yourself a guitar!
I got it from Takiashi Saiga!
What song are you practicing?
"Country Road"!
Yay, yay, yay, yay!
It's about time we get excited and party, everyone!
Yay!
You know the rules, don't you?!
You just have to follow the rhythm and party!
However, we're going to decide who's going first!
Yay!
The party's about to start!
Yay!
Hip Catch Party!
Let's get excited and party!
Yay!
The first word is "no" from Nogizaka!
"Cute"!
"Nohara"!
"Sexy"!
"Rakuta"!
"Nice"!
"Sexy"!
"Dango"!
"Nice"!
"Cute"!
"Gorilla"!
"Sexy"!
"rap"!
"Nice"!
"sexy"!
"Panda"!
"stop"!
Huh?!
"stop"?!
That was a little "sexy" just now!
Hey, hey, Yan-chan!
Could you do it one more time, Yan-chan?!
Leave it to me!
"Panda"!
"sexy" (sexy) this is sexy
It's not sexy.
Yan-chan, the bath is getting cold
Liven up the bathroom with a hot dance (let's go with a hot dance)
It's Yang-chan (you're naughty)
Well it wasn't sexy.
Sexy, you should study more
Then let's keep going (let's go)
hip catch ballet
the first word is "ko"
sexy
koala
nice
Angry
rusk
Angry
bear
nice
Angry
pitch darkness (makura)
sexy
bar
three-year-old mood maker, Hazuki
Now let's dance (now let's dance)
Nice!
Are you okay?
What was that mistake?
I can't speak!
Let's all go crazy!
Let's go! Hip Hip Hurray!
The first character is "shi"!
Sexy!
Shinkansen!
Ah!
Thank you very much!
Dance! It's so high-spirited, dancing!
Isn't it terrible?
Are you thinking properly?
Yes! I'm thinking and answering properly!
It was a bullet train full of confidence!
Can you do it?
Let's go! Let's go!
You guys too, be careful!
The first character is "ni"!
The most serious "mi" of all three students!
She was thinking too seriously and missed every single shot!
Dance with a smile!
Even the third generation was stupid!
Everyone, listen up!
"Shiritori" is a bad game with "i" in it!
Are you listening?
Let's go!
Hip Catch Party!
The first character is "se"!
angry
silly
angry
shady
nice
angry
silly
sexy
silly
sexy
shady
cute
silly
nice
cute
silly
cute
silly
cute
silly
nice
cute
silly
sexy
angry
"shiritori" is a good game with "i" in it!
"shiritori" is a bad game with "i" in it!
That was a good dance!
Oh, it's already this late!
It's time for us Cinderellas to go home!
How was it today?
How about you, Yan-chan?
"shiritori" is difficult!
Japanese is difficult, isn't it?
Also, I was curious about your eyebrows when you're sexy.
It's pretty annoying, isn't it?
It's annoying when you have room for it.
I'm good at being sexy!
Then, last but not least, Kubo-chan!
Yes!
Let's end it here!
Yes!
Tonight...
...is over.
Sugizaka's Kids
After this, it's time for the first talk with all the third graders!
They're like comedians.
They're pretending to be funny!
Nogizaka's Kids!
From now on, we'll show you the first talk with all 12 of the third graders who have newly joined us from Nogizaka's Kids Act 2!
It's really our first meeting, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It really is.
Did you know about us before this show started?
Yes, we did.
To be honest, you didn't know about us, did you?
Yes, we did!
To be honest!
You did know about us!
To be honest!
Didn't you see us laughing or anything like that?
That's right. I don't really have a habit of watching comedy.
I was wondering who it was.
You were wondering who it was!
No matter what kind of host you were, you were wondering who it was!
Iwamoto-san, you didn't know about us, did you?
No, I didn't know about you.
Not at all!
You didn't know about us at all!
That's right! I saw you from the first meeting.
What did you think of me?
You made Nakubo-chan cry.
What are you talking about?
You made me cry!
You kept looking at me with revenge!
That's not true!
I'm sorry about that!
I've been longing for that since I was young!
Now we're best friends!
That's right!
Is there someone you like to laugh at?
Someone you really like?
I often watch variety shows.
Yes!
I watch a lot of them!
Yes!
Did you know about us?
Yes! We're comedians.
You know a lot about us!
Hey, wait up!
Who is your favorite comedian?
My favorite comedian is...
Saraba-san.
That's enough!
Why did you suddenly change your mind?
Why didn't you say Ozona-san earlier?
I didn't know about you!
Next week's skit is coming up!
No way!
There is something I want to tell you while learning Kitagawa Yuri.
A mysterious daily life of Kitagawa Yuri captured by a hidden camera will be a quiz in Kitagawa Yuri Training Center!
What will happen to Kitagawa Yuri after this?
It's difficult.
I thought you might use it.
Everyone is like watching one movie.
It's Kitagawa Yuri.
It was the most difficult exam I've ever taken in my life.