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Now, let's start "Nogizaka Skips Act 2"!
Now that the third generation has ended...
Yes.
Are there any members of the third generation who have done "con" before?
Yes.
All of you haven't done it before?
Yes.
Do you have any advice?
Well...
Don't be ashamed of it!
Move what you can't see!
Nogizaka Skit
Nogizaka Skit Act 2
We will show you the first skit.
Suddenly, it is a 3rd generation skit.
Yodayuki is active in various media such as dramas and movies.
The photo book released this year is also very popular.
Yodayuki is a face of a 3rd generation student.
Yodayuki will play a student council president in Yodayuki Skit.
Please pay attention to Yodayuki's strong club activities as a 3rd generation member.
Oh, captain, my captain!
Nogizaka Skit Act 3
It is fun to play Nogizaka Skit.
Let's play the Gacha of fate!
Yeah! I got a 7-star Yodayuki!
Yeah!
Captain!
Huh? Who is it?
I'm not an old man.
No one is.
You look like a high school student to me.
I didn't mean it.
You didn't mean it, captain!
You are a student council president of a 3rd generation school.
You have a lot of work to do.
You don't have time for playing games!
That's right.
Well, it's annoying.
Are you okay with that attitude?
The vice president will scold you again!
Vice president?
Vice president is coming, too.
Hey, captain!
What's going on?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I haven't said anything yet.
So you're not angry?
I'm not angry!
No, but it's completely the opposite of the vice president and vice president.
Why are there more and more new clubs coming in?
What? This many?
You admitted the club appropriately again.
Those who come do not refuse.
Those who leave do not chase.
You say it so cool, but in short...
After all, no matter how many clubs there are, it's the same, right? It doesn't decrease.
Budget decreases.
At this rate, we can no longer have a mochi hot pot party at the student council.
Mochi hot pot party...
That's a problem! No!
Then please judge properly!
A judging session was held to judge too many clubs.
I picked up clubs that looked particularly dangerous.
Yes.
First of all, A-za-to-bu.
A-za-to-bu... What does this club mean?
One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...
Hey, president...
Are you going to divide A-za-to-bu?
Huh?
Hey, president...
You have white cream on your nose.
Huh?
Minami-tan also has white cream on her nose.
Oh, no!
I didn't notice it at all!
You're right, A-za-to-bu!
A-za-to-bu...
A club that teaches you how to live A-za-to-bu.
She's wiping it calmly.
A-za-to-bu...
What's wrong with that?
Oh, it's a song.
Stop it.
Hey, president...
Are you going to divide such a good club?
What's wrong with her?
Minami...
I'm so sad.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I feel sorry for you.
Oh, no!
A student president is in A-za-to-bu!
Don't worry!
We have a vice president!
Huh?
I'm scared...
Oh, no!
No, I don't want to lose anything in club activities, but I have a budget anyway, so I thought you would understand.
So cute!
Forgive... me... please...
As I thought, vice president won.
I don't know about winning or losing, but...
I lost!
I can't believe there's someone more evil than me!
Well, it's a shame, but I'll join you.
I'm sorry.
Don't cry, everyone!
I'm sorry!
She's crying till the end!
Next up is the drum club.
Hello! Hello!
She's got a low profile.
But she's got a smile.
We are the drum club!
That's right.
As expected of the vice president!
Oh, so pretty!
Of course!
She's cute and sexy at the same time!
Sweet and spicy mix!
Both of you are cute!
I'll lick your ears!
Oh, I'm embarrassed!
No, no, well...
I'd like you, vice president and students, to enjoy our club as much as you like.
Of course!
Wait a minute, vice president!
No, it feels great!
Well...
Please continue.
Huh?
Of course!
As expected of President Zeta!
Huh?
Your hair is beautiful!
Yes!
Um...
Ah!
Your name is easy to say!
Goro is good!
Goro?
Um...
What are you doing?
What is that?
Oh! Oh! I found it! I found it!
I found it!
Your nails aren't broken!
Why aren't they fixed?!
Stop it! Stop it!
I can't listen to you anymore!
See?
As I thought!
As the president praised...
There are only three!
We found out!
You're the worst!
This club is...
HYBE!
OH MY...
HYBE!
Our club president's idiot!
Idiot!
What are you doing?!
I hate you!
Idiot!
What does she want?!
Let's just not talk about it, alright?
Next up...
Theowiąska Research Association!
Our apologies!
Oh...
We respect the members of Nogizaka 46 from the bottom of our hearts and study them in detail.
Huh? Hey, you over there! You're from the drum club, right?
Didn't you just say you wanted to be in a band? Oh, you're so rude!
I'm a prosecutor.
Prosecutor!
So, who wants to go first?
Me!
Yeah, you from the drum club.
The third regular song ``My Impulse'''s intro.
Each time, my height is getting taller and taller, Lillia Ito.
Lillia Ito.
She's getting taller and taller.
Aren't you angry?
What was that?
I respect you from the bottom of my heart.
I did it with all my respect.
All right, next.
Yes.
In front of the camera, your hands are noisy. Tamami Sakaguchi.
Well...
I'm like, "Ah!"
But, Tamami is... Wait a minute.
But, Tamami is...
Ah, you're right.
You're noisy.
Have you ever seen this, chairman?
Yes, I have. My hands are always noisy.
Your hands are noisy.
Do they move?
Yes, they do.
When I try to tell them,
they come out on their own.
How was it, vice-chairman and vice-chairman?
It's funny, so can I admit it?
Admit it.
Thank you very much.
If you'll excuse me.
Well, for now, vice-chairman.
We still have a lot of club activities we need to reduce.
Yes.
The answer is clear.
Yes!
You should be the vice-chairman.
Yes!
How was your first challenge, Yojo-san?
I had a lot of fun when I was doing it.
But, when I saw it, I felt a little embarrassed.
When you saw it?
Yes.
You guys were amazing.
You were so good that I couldn't believe it was your first challenge.
Right, Yamashita-san?
Yes.
Have you ever done it before?
No, it's my first time.
It's hard to start with "sharp 1".
It's hard.
Do you really broadcast it?
Of course.
"Yugisaka's Kids".
Now, it's "Yonkisei's Skit". Can they show their growth for half a year?
Hey, isn't it rude?
Yonkisei's Skit
The popular couple, the Amakasaki sisters, will hold a little sister audition.
What kind of little sister will come?
Yonkisei's Skit
5 seconds before the commercial starts.
Four, three, two...
Yonkisei's Skit
And the next one is...
Yonkisei's Skit
A bit...
Please move away!
Yes!
Ms. Talka.
I knew it was "Senryu"
She's definitely still young.
Yonkisei's Skit
To our losers...
Yonkisei's Skit
..let's have these blue juices as a punishment game.
Yonkisei's Skit
Please.
How do you like it?
It's so good!
That's it for Go! Go! generation 8!
See you next week!
Ayame, please!
Cut!
Thank you for your hard work!
It was awesome!
Hey, Higashi!
Hey, Morita-san!
Yeah?
The 8th generation of comedy has a new sense!
Where is it?!
You've seen it somewhere!
You've seen it everywhere!
You're just playing stupid story games and stupid punishment games!
Did you think we'd broadcast it in such a golden place?!
No, no, Morita-san decided it.
You're the only one who didn't bring this!
And your staff laughter...
It's really annoying, so stop it!
Is it bad?
Yeah!
Anyway!
Huh?
The cliff is collapsing!
We'll do that project right now!
Huh?
Hey! Amagasaki sisters!
Come here for a second!
Good work!
What do you want?
Actually, in this show...
We're going to do an audition for Amagasaki sisters' little sisters!
What?!
But...
I think it's enough for just the two of us...
I think it's enough, so let's do it!
It's tough...
I know, right?
You don't have to say such strict things...
Hey, hey!
Hey, I'm asking you!
Do you want to do it as it is?
Or do you want to change it to Koume Dayu's make- up?
Or do you want to add a new member and do it with the three of you?
Which one do you want?!
I'd like a new member...
That's right!
Don't you feel sorry for Koume Dayu-san?!
In my heart...
Do you feel sorry for me?
Then let's do it!
Anyway!
We have to do something impactful!
Get ready!
Okay!
Haruka-san, what should we do?!
Okay, let's get started!
First person, please!
Hello, everyone!
Hello!
Butter, margarine, cheese...
What do you like?
Shibata!
Thank you!
I'm Shibata Yuna and I'm 17 years old and I'm from Chiba Prefecture!
I became a younger sister of an Amagasaki sister and appeared in a variety show!
I'd like to do a lot of jokes! Thank you in advance!
Good luck!
Then I will do my best to do jokes!
Don't look at me!
Yes!
I tried to see what I couldn't see and peered into the telescope
Oh! Yuna's favorite person! Discovered!
Oh no! I found you!
Thank you very much!
Yes! Thank you very much!
Hey! Hey!
You're a fan, aren't you?
What?
You're a fan, aren't you?
A fan? No, I'm a candidate!
No, no, obviously you weren't Star Fox and you were doing it with tension!
What?
What is that "Shibata"!
This girl is the most laughed at as a live MC!
That's why it's perfect that you came in here!
Shibata is the most laughed at!
She's the most laughed at over there!
No, don't bring a guy of that level!
He's cute, but he might be a little young!
We might not be able to have a conversation!
How old are you guys?
I will contact you about the result later!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
I will go to the live again!
Yes! I will wait for you!
You're a fan who spends a lot of money, aren't you?
What?
You shouldn't have brought her like that!
Thank you very much!
You know what?
There's really no more left!
The next one will be fine!
I'm sure of it!
See you in the next one!
Bye bye!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
You went too far! You went too far!
You went too far!
No, no...
Oh my...
This is...
By accident...
Well...
I really love you, Amagasaki sisters!
Oh, I'm so happy!
After Amagou Intersa...
Hey!
Isn't it rude?!
By accident...
What's with you?!
Um...
Can you show me the story?
Yes! Thank you!
Yes!
I try to see what I can't see...
She's moving...
I try to see what I can't see...
What's wrong?
I try to see what I can't see...
What are you doing?!
I try to see what I can't see...
What are you doing?!
I try to see what I can't see...
You're noisy!
I try to see what I can't see...
I want you to do it there!
I try to see what I can't see...
Hey!
I try to see...
Yes! What I can't see...
What are you doing?!
Hey!
Can you show me the story?!
It's a little strong...
By accident...
I try to see what I can't see...
But!
I'm...
100% energetic!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
The story is good, right?
It's good, but I don't know what's going on!
What's this?!
It's annoying!
It's too strong!
It's good that you're energetic, but...
It's a little more conspicuous than me...
I'll let you know the result later!
Well!
Yes!
Finally!
Passed and...
Passed!
Nice day!
What's up with you?!
Well, shall we go to the next one?
Oh, come on!
I beg you!
Next character! Please!
Hello!
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
I'm my sister's Eriko!
I'm my sister's Miho!
We're Higashiyama Purple Opera!
Nice to meet you!
Higashiyama Purple Opera? Huh? Huh? Asagaya Purple Opera?
Kaonji and the rest of us are impersonators of Higashiyama Purple Opera.
Impersonators? Huh? I don't understand the concept of Higashiyama Purple Opera... Huh?
You're Asagaya Purple Opera, right?
Higashiyama Purple Opera is in Japan!
I'm so happy!
You're from Japan, right?
You're from Kansai, right?
Yes, we are!
No, no, no. We did a lot of forced impersonations, but...
Why don't you guys line up next to me?
Please do!
The more we line up, the more we're Asagaya sisters!
I don't feel uncomfortable!
I know, right?
Your faces might look similar!
That's too much!
That's way too much!
Since we're here, why don't we try impersonating these four?
Okay!
Can you do it?
Please do!
Can you do it?
Yes!
As soon as I saw what I wanted to see, I looked into the telescope and...
I got it right away!
I knew it!
You have a different impact!
This is perfect for impersonation!
You all look like grandmothers!
Grandmothers?!
Grandmothers! Grandmothers! Grandmothers!
I've seen this before!
No, no!
You're noisy!
That's dangerous!
Don't sing so loudly!
You're so loud!
Since we're here, why don't you guys come over here?
Come over here!
Come over here?
Come over here, shampoo!
Three, two, one!
Come over here, shampoo!
The sun's rays will melt your scent!
Come over here, shampoo!
The summer sun and the wind will carry you and wait for you to arrive!
Thank you very much!
That was wonderful!
We can do this in this lock-in, can't we?
No, no, we can do it in the morning, right?
It's early in the morning.
You're still saying that!
But I think it's fine!
We can do it like this, can't we?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I just danced and hurt my waist and ankle.
I'm retiring.
Are you an old woman?
Old woman?!
Have you seen this before?
Oh, that's nice.
I won the championship once in a while.
Wow!
How did you like Kubo's four-year-old story?
I heard rumors that Hayakawa is shining in "Nogizaka Skiz".
Yes, yes, yes!
I've heard that a lot.
You're amazing!
Did Asagaya Sisters say anything?
After this, the members will have a lot of fun shooting with Asagaya Sisters!
On the contrary...
Oh, I see.
"Nogizaka Skiz"!
Asagaya Shimai-san, did you say anything in return for the money you received?
She said, "Thank you very much."
I thought it would be so kind of her.
On the contrary, there was a place where we had given up our Kansai dialect, but she brought it over there.
She asked me a lot about how to say "clean" in Kansai dialect.
I felt like I was going to cry.
Where?
When I saw Asagaya Shimai-san appearing on the same screen as me, I felt like my skits had improved a lot.
"Nogizaka Skiz"!
Next week, we'll show you our next week's skits!
"Mimi-tsu"!
"Onigimi"!
"Miho"!
She's a character I've never played before.
Who are you, Ichiro-san?