AISubs v3.5
(upbeat rock music)
(speaking in foreign language)
- You're not gonna wanna miss these two skits!
(speaking in foreign language)
Tetsuya-san said he'd come, so I ordered sushi delivery.
I'll get it for you.
Thank you, Mom!
I'm sorry, Mom!
Yay!
I'm sorry for bothering you.
It's fine, it's fine!
Mom loves hospitality!
Oh no! What should I do?!
Mom, what's wrong?
I decided on a big story and ordered it without wasabi...
Jeez, Mom!
Yukkari-san!
I'm sorry!
Well, I'm driving here, so I'll go get this replaced in my car!
Aren't you going to eat it?
Huh?
Aren't you going to eat...
...the sushi?
No, no, no...
If you're going to do it, you should definitely have a story, so...
...yeah, I think you should definitely change it, but...
Huh?
Huh?!
You can't eat the sushi your mom bought for you!
You can't even feel the wasabi on sushi that only has wasabi on it?!
No, no, no...
Huh?!
We really are...
...poor parents and children!
You can't call me "parents and children"!
Got it?! I'll eat it! I'll eat it!
This is...
...almost like mahjong, you know?!
This is...
...just a moment, please...
Thank you for it!
Oh!
OK!
Oh, you're so happy for me!
I... I'm loved!
Oh, Tetsuya...
I can't stop myself now.
Oh, you're back!
I'm back!
Oh, Runa! Welcome back!
Sis! Oh, Tetsuya! You're back!
Yeah!
Oh, by the way...
Thank you for the souvenir you gave me on our honeymoon.
Oh, not at all!
It was the first time someone asked me for my Hermes bag as a souvenir,
so I was surprised, but I'm glad you found it!
Oh, and...
I've prepared a gift for you, so could you wait a moment?
A gift?!
Here you go, Tetsuya.
Thank you for the bag.
Oh, thank you!
It has cute clothes in it!
Can I open it?
Yes!
Oh, I can't wait!
Hermes...
Is it for fishing?
Huh?!
What's this? Huh?!
Stockings?!
Oh, no!
Runa, what's wrong?
I was going to buy a cute mask, but I bought stockings by mistake...
Oh, Runa...
I'm sorry.
I'll put it back in.
(Laughter)
Well, I can't wear it, so I'll give it to Mayu as a gift!
You won't wear it?
Huh?
You won't wear your sister's gift?
I won't wear it?
You want me to wear it?
That's impossible!
Huh?!
No, no...
Huh?!
You can't wear a gift from your close sister!
You're saying it was all in vain for me to care about you!
No...
You're saying you don't want to come to a house like this ever again, aren't you?!
No...
Ahh...
As I thought, we're stupid parents and children...
No...
You're almost stupid, aren't you?
Fine, fine! I'll wear it!
I'll wear it! I'll wear it!
Hey, look at me!
At least...
Look at me!
Laugh!
Hey! You're not laughing at all!
Dad, you too!
But, well...
T-the mask fits you perfectly!
I can't believe you're so happy for me...
I... I'm loved!
I should have pulled you back more...
I'm glad!
Yes!
Your love was genuine!
Yes!
Yes...
Ah! That's right!
I also brought a souvenir with me!
Please wait a moment!
What could it be?
Yes, yes, yes...
Ta-dah!
Yes!
Umm...
I have a relative who is a juice farmer...
I brought it with me!
I hope you all stay healthy!
Yes!
But, you know...
We're healthy, aren't we?
I'm sure there are people who want something else...
It's fine if you don't really care about us...
Ah! I brought a heavy...
Heavy juice with me...
I wanted you all to drink it...
I just wanted you all to stay healthy...
I'm such a useless person!
Okay! I'll drink it! I'll drink it!
Thank you! Thank you!
Who will go first? Oh, Luna will go first.
Shall we go? Yes.
Please.
She's really a healthy person, you know.
Okay, I'll drink it.
Please.
You should say "eat it".
You can't drink it anymore? You can't drink it anymore?
Are you going to drink it, mom?
Thank you. I hope you stay healthy.
No, no, no. I want you to stay healthy for a long time.
You're a good person, mom.
Are you Bismark-style, mom?
No, mom...
Oh, mom!
You've become healthy, haven't you?
Okay, then I'll go first.
Yes, you should go first.
Okay.
Okay, you can't drink it anymore.
If you don't drink it now, I won't be able to smell it, either.
What is it, Mayu? You look like you want a refill.
Mayu!
I can't help it. I'm sorry, Mayu.
You can have a refill, right, Mayu?
Oh, no!
Mayu, come on. Let's have one more, Mayu.
I want you to be healthy.
Really?
Let's go, Mayu.
It's good, isn't it?
I'm so happy!
Tezuya, come back anytime.
Yes, sir.
Thank you very much.
It was tough, wasn't it?
It was the toughest.
You couldn't react to it, could you, Hayashi-san?
I said I could do it, but I couldn't do it at all.
After this, four students won "East Bag"!
What are you talking about?
"Nagisaka Skits"!
The second skit in which members who have become various roles put "katsu" in troubled customers!
Cheer up!
Please pay attention to these members' "katsu" this time!
Excuse me.
Welcome. Welcome to "katsu".
It's been a while.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
Actually, when I went to "Kodoku no Gurume", my reservation was canceled.
Did you go to "Kodoku no Gurume"?
You don't serve food here, do you?
I said so, too.
That's what he said.
That famous quote.
Here's today's menu.
Do you have any problems?
I've been going back and forth between work and home lately.
I've been wondering if it's going to last like this every day.
I'm a little depressed.
How about "manager cut"?
"Manager cut"?
That sounds like it'll cheer you up.
Then please.
"Manager cut" in progress!
Yeah, I guess you could say that.
I knew you'd be here.
If you're skipping work, I thought you'd be here.
What?
It's none of your business.
It doesn't matter.
I'm a manager.
If you're skipping work, it's only natural that you come and pick me up.
I'm a full-time security guard.
I don't have time for you.
I see.
I understand.
I couldn't be a full-time security guard.
That's why I'm depressed.
What are you talking about?
Does that make you upset?
No way!
You came earlier than anyone else and practiced every day.
There's no way I'm not upset.
Even if you work hard every day,
nothing will change.
What are you talking about?
If you really think nothing has changed,
you're wrong.
I know you're getting better and better.
You can't just give up like that.
You can't, can you?
Cut!
How was it, Manager Katsu?
I feel like I'm going to cry.
I wasn't in the baseball club.
I was in the return club.
You're totally in the baseball club.
Really?
Actually, Manager Katsu,
the material is exactly the same as when you were young.
What?!
But you know, I changed up the flavoring arrangement a little.
You're a master!
I'm still in training, you know.
No, no, no!
But now that it's come to this, I want to try other things, too!
Oh, is that so?
Yeah.
Then, how about "Katsu, the signboard girl of the cafeteria"?
Oh, I see. That's interesting.
Then, with that...
Aye, aye!
"Katsu, the signboard girl of the cafeteria", here we go!
Oh, welcome, Mr. Higashi!
Would you like another "Katsudon" today?
Yeah, please do!
Okay!
One "Katsudon", please!
Oh, that's right! How about a salad today?
No, I'm fine!
Hmm... Then, what about spinach and pickles?
Oh, forget it! I hate vegetables!
Geez, you say that again!
You have to eat vegetables, too!
You eat "Katsudon" every day!
You have to think about nutrition properly!
It's not like I want to live a long life!
Geez...
You're stupid!
Huh?
At the very least, I'll be sad if something happens to you, Mr. Higashi!
Don't you ever say that again!
What will you do if you don't protect yourself?
Being able to eat delicious food every day is such a happy thing!
That's all.
It's over!
Wait, Sanren-chan's "katsu" also exists, right?
Yes, yes, yes!
Our cabbage and my "katsu" are free to exchange!
Oh, is that so?
No, I don't want your cabbage!
Wait...
What is this "pirikara katsu"?
It's a little stronger than usual, and we serve it to our customers who like it like that.
Stronger...
Yes, and it's spicier than other menus.
Oh, then I'll have one of those.
May I?
Yes!
"Pirikara katsu" in progress!
Spicier...
What's going on?
Huh?
Isn't she a kid?
What are you, an adult, talking about?
It's boring to do the same thing over and over again every day.
So, did you do something?
No, I was a little busy with work...
See, you didn't do anything, but you want to change.
It's obvious you can't do it.
No, you're right.
On the contrary, if you change, you can change your life as much as you like.
Yes...
Your potential is infinite.
Don't forget that, you idiot!
CUT!
Taisho...
Isn't this extremely spicy?
Hey, this isn't "pirikara".
I like this the most, too.
She's amazing!
What is that?
That's...
Yes?
It's originally spicy.
It's spicy, isn't it?
Yes.
Hey, I can't stand that.
Oh, I see.
Then, after "pirikara", how about "jimi katsu"?
Oh, "jimi katsu"...
Yes, it has a gentle taste, though.
Then... may I have it?
Yes!
I'll have "jimi katsu"!
Yes, it's "jimi katsu".
Um... Higashi-kun...
Let's play "nitchoku" today, okay?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm sorry.
"Nitchoku" was the most "jimi katsu" in my class.
You must have been disappointed.
What are you talking about?
I wasn't disappointed at all!
But it's dark and I can't say anything interesting.
And I'm sure there won't be anything fun in the future.
No, there won't be anything like that!
There will be a lot of fun things in the future!
You can't spend every day like that!
Thank you.
At this moment, Higashi thought...
If I took off my glasses, would I still be such a beautiful girl?
Taishou, narration?
Then... I'll say the same thing to you, Higashi.
I'm sure there will be a lot of fun things in the future,
so you can't spend every day like that!
At this moment, Higashi thought...
If I took off my glasses, would I still be such a beautiful girl?
CUT!
That's it!
How was it?
This is a problem menu.
I'm curious about Taishou's narration.
It has a bit of a peculiar taste.
Right? You're adding peculiarity.
But the menu ends like this.
To tell you the truth, we have a hidden menu.
Hidden menu?
Yes.
What is it?
It's aged kusareen katsu.
That's...
It's a katsu where you can enjoy the aged kusareen of your company.
That's nice!
Please give me that.
However, this one is 10,000 yen.
10,000 yen?!
Isn't it a bit expensive?!
Would you like it?
What?!
10,000...
Then I'll take it!
Yes!
Aged kusareen katsu!
Higashi?
What's wrong?
You don't look well.
Oh, if you're heartbroken, I'll listen to you slowly.
I'm not heartbroken!
No, no, no.
I haven't had much fun lately.
You seem to have a lot of things in your mind.
Okay, let's go eat next time!
I'll listen to you.
No, but if I tell you, you'll make me treat you to a meal.
What are you talking about?
I'm the only one who can listen to you.
Yeah, see you!
Huh? Is that it?
Are you going home?
No, this is a big deal!
Huh?
Mr. Higashi!
I'm done with the job you asked me for.
Oh, good job!
I did it as you taught me and it was easy!
Thank you so much!
Oh, that's great!
So...
Would you let me treat you to a meal this time?
Huh? No, no!
You can't make me treat you to a meal!
Then I'll give you a discount!
Huh?
Oh, then...
I'll listen to you instead of Mr. Higashi!
Oh, really?!
Huh?
You're Kusare-en's colleague?
I'm glad you're having fun.
CUT!
What is this?!
It's perfect material!
It's 10,000 yen.
Is this 10,000?!
Yes, yes!
The colleague I always thought was Kusare-en...
...has become a different person one day.
It's not the same thing every day!
It's deep!
Is that what you're trying to say?!
Yes!
Anyway...
Ayame-chan, did you have any weird lines or anything like that?
Not really...
Not at all?!
You should have some!
But when I said "idiot" once before...
...you looked at me and said "idiot."
But this time, you said "idiot" with love and ignorance.
Why didn't you say "idiot" when I said it?
Yes...
Shibata, who played the role of Kaisho's junior in "Eastern Bag"...
I like you, you know?
You were also flirting with him, weren't you?
If I wasn't that guy, I'd hate him.
You'd hate him because you're gay?
I'd hate him because I'm a woman.
I'm not that close with men, but...
Men end up falling for girls like that.
No, no.
What? Are you all jealous of me?
No, no, no.
That's a completely different direction.
Stay tuned for next week's "Charademi Show" announcement!
Why is everyone cheering for us?
I'm in the top three.
I'm so glad I worked hard in the dark.
Who will be in first place?
I'm in first place!
Maho!
And...
Finally, I was able to open up my heart to you, Mr. Server!
So...