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Let's make it bloom forever!
Don't move!
Insurance police!
This time, it's a new skit called "Love Sister Sakura".
This is unexpected, but it's the first time for Endo- san to star in this skit alone.
It's my first time!
It's your first time starring in it.
How was it, starring in it?
It was fun.
Hayakawa Sarah-chan, who starred in it with me, was a good support for me.
I don't know if it's good or not.
I might get kicked out again.
Endo Sakura
I want you to hold my hand.
Nogizaka 46's single "Yoake made tsuyogaranakute mo ii de" is the center of this song.
Endo Sakura is a 4th generation idol with a face like a 4th generation idol.
Endo becomes a sister and advises a maiden about love.
Please pay attention to Endo Sakura's heartwarming line.
Oh, happy day!
Ugh, I want to get to work and have a drink!
Come on, hurry up!
Let's not do it.
We can't.
We're going to tell him how we feel today.
Come on, be brave!
Wow, confessing your love in front of the gym?
How youthful!
Why did you call me out here?
Wow, Higashi is said to be the hottest guy in school!
I don't know why, but I heard he's been confessing his love a lot!
Isn't this a strong enemy?
You know what? Yuna has something to say.
Shibata-kun, what is it?
Um...
Actually, I've been thinking about Higashi-kun for a while now...
Sorry, is it impossible?
Yuna, you can do it!
But I don't know what to say...
That's true, he's the hottest guy in school!
It's hard!
I know!
Then let's talk to him!
Him? No way...
Yes, the legendary "him"!
Huh? Legendary?
Love sister!
Please help me get out of this dilemma!
Huh?
I'm sure your love will bloom!
I am your love sister, Sakura!
Love sister?!
The legendary sister who conveys the message of God of love!
You really were there!
God always supports girls in love!
Then, Sakura-sama, please teach this girl the best confession words!
Understood!
I have firmly accepted this girl's feelings.
Then, let me tell you the words that will make your voice bloom!
Oh, I see!
I know you're popular, Higashi-kun, but I still want to tell you that I love you the most in the world.
Oh, this kind of response is the most exciting!
Thank you!
Wait a minute!
It was good, it was very good, but...
It's a little out of the ordinary...
Is there a word that stays in your heart for a little longer?
Is she putting in a claim?
I see...
I understand.
Oh, one more time.
Once again, I have received her feelings.
I will tell you the word that makes my heart flutter.
Higashi-kun, you're cheating!
Cheating, cheating!
Huh? What's cheating?
I mean, I love you so much, but you're always so calm.
Oh, I love guys like you!
Thank you!
Wait a minute!
It would have been nice if you were a first-year student, but you're a third-year student and you're a little childish, aren't you?
Huh?
Is there a word that stays in your heart for a little longer?
She's putting in a claim!
I understand.
Oh, I see.
Hurry up and tell me.
She's so lazy! She won't even let me do that!
If I said I didn't want to be just friends with you, would you be selfish?
Good! Good! Good line! Next!
I like you, nya!
You're too far away! Too far away! Next!
Yeah, you were too far away just now.
Ah! My first boyfriend! Found you!
Ah, you're too far away! Too far away! Good! Good! Good!
You're too far away! Next!
She's always looking at me from above!
Hey! Sister, you're in trouble!
I understand.
Come on, just make me your girlfriend!
She's so jealous!
Good! Good! Very good! Cute! Yuna, let's go with this!
Eh, you're okay with this?
Yeah, I'll do my best!
Wait a minute.
I heard everything.
Of course you did.
Because we're this close.
How did you feel when you heard it?
Sorry, but the east can't belong to anyone.
The east is everyone's east and it hurts.
See you. Adios.
Disgusting adios!
What's with him? He's so annoying!
Well, I'll go with this.
Wait a minute!
I'm going to have a cheer-up party, so my love sister, you should come too!
No, I have work to do.
It's your job to cheer up girls who are in love, right?
Yes!
Well, let's go!
Poor thing!
Yuna, you want to go too?
Poor thing!
Me too!
I want to fall in love too!
Thank you for your hard work!
Endo-san, you looked like you were watching a horror movie!
So close! So close!
So close! So close! So close!
Why? It was cute!
When I said it...
I was like "what?"
So humble!
Hayakawa-san, you also looked like you were watching a horror movie!
The staff told me to do it as it is!
As it is!
I was like "what do you mean by 'as it is'?"
If it looks like this...
I want to change my role!
She is the most addictive character I have ever played!
Of course! There is someone like that!
Someone like that!
[Kakehashi Sayaka]
After this, a new character appears in "Skid" where Sayaka Kakehashi plays a police officer!
Insurance Police!
I'm tearing up!
Me too! I'm tearing up!
Skid the Right!
Next is Insurance Police Part 3!
Kakehashi-san, you appeared like a spy last time!
This time, a new element has been added!
It's like...
A movie version of "Insurance Police"!
"The Movie"?
It might be that dramatic!
[Kakehashi Sayaka]
Kakehashi Sayaka is now a hot-blooded police officer "insurance police".
This is the third skit in which she strictly enforces the words "insurance" that anyone can get drunk on.
If you get a blood bomb, cheer me up!
I've heard of that!
This time, she's not just going to be playing the role of "Higashibukuro".
Pay attention to the new character played by Matsuo and Yumiki!
[Higashibukuro]
Here you go.
Cafe au lait.
Not yet?
Excuse me.
I've been waiting for you for a while!
Excuse me, please wait a moment.
Rika-chan, the customer over there ordered it and is passing by.
Excuse me, I forgot my voice!
I'm fine.
Higashi-san, can you make cafe au lait quickly?
Oh, it's okay.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Thank you very much!
Then give me this.
[Higashibukuro]
Rei-chan, you must be having a hard time with your education.
No, it's because I'm a senior now.
It's been a while since I've seen a girl who's as focused on her work as you.
I'm happy!
That's right.
Then, as a reward for today, I'll treat you to delicious meat!
Is that okay?
Of course!
Well, I also want to do something like a senior.
Thank you very much!
Not at all!
Huh?
What?
Huh?
Police?
Don't move!
What's going on?
Don't move!
Hey, police?
Don't move!
Huh?
Arrest the suspect!
Yes, sir!
Huh?
Me?
W-w-what?
I've arrested you!
W-w-what did you say?
You just called for insurance, didn't you?
Insurance?
In this cruel world, everyone is afraid of getting hurt and try to get insurance in advance.
But I will never allow that kind of insurance!
Nogizaka Prefecture, if you want insurance or not, call the insurance police!
Oh, insurance police!
Insurance police again!
This is my work place! What are you doing?
If you get bloodstains, cheer me up!
No, I'm talking about you!
You said you wanted to do something like a senior, and you invited Seimei and Rei to dinner.
That's right!
It's strange, isn't it?
What?
It seems that you already have a reservation for the barbecue restaurant you are going to go tonight.
No, no, it's just a coincidence.
Morita!
Last Friday, reservation canceled.
Last Monday, reservation canceled.
Last Friday, reservation canceled!
Last Monday and Friday, reservation and cancel repeated!
That's...
Monday and Friday...
It's like Seimi and Rei's shift.
I see.
What?
That's right.
This guy was always holding down the store so he could invite me anytime.
Even so, my senior's wind blew up.
My senior...
I'll make you eat delicious meat.
That's what he said.
And he kept calling for insurance.
Oh, Higa.
You know a lot about delicious meat, don't you?
That's what I want you to say, but you're inviting me to a bad room.
No, it's not a bad room.
You're under arrest for insurance fraud.
Arrest?
It's easy! I'm a insurance broker!
Don't move!
I'm not telling you to move!
Huh?
A salaryman at a nearby football stadium?
He said it's been a while since he moved his body because he was busy with work!
It's like an insurance for when you didn't do well!
Let's go!
Let's go, girl!
Oh, thank goodness! My son saved me!
Oh...
Oh, I'm sorry. Um...
I'm sorry for making a fuss.
Senior, are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
If I had been arrested, I wouldn't have been able to run the kitchen anymore.
I'm glad, I'm glad.
Huh?
I'm sorry!
Are you okay? Are you hurt?
No, but...
The plate...
If you clean it up, it'll be okay.
I'm sorry.
You know, she's a good girl, but she's a little clumsy.
It must be tough for you.
No, but...
I think it would have been a little easier if Yamada- kun were here.
Yamada?
Yeah.
It seems like you're traveling alone after quitting your job.
It seems like you're in America now.
H-how do you know me?
I sometimes text you.
Text me?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
I'll also...
I'm worried about Yamada. Yamada, Rei-chan and me... Make a group line.
Oh...
What?
What did you say?
I didn't say anything.
What did you say?
I didn't say anything.
What did you say?
I didn't say anything.
What?
Security police.
That's me.
Don't worry about it. It'll be done soon.
Security.
Yes!
That's not it.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
What did you say?
What you said has nothing to do with this.
I just asked you to make a group line.
If I were you...
Would you support me?
What? Who are you talking about?
Would you support me?
Which one?!
Are you asking me?
You said this.
I'm worried about Yamada.
Could you make a line group for me?
That's exactly what I said.
What you want isn't Yamada-kun's ID.
From the group line,
you're trying to steal Seimi and Rei's IDs.
Office ID embezzlement case!
ID embezzlement case?
That's not a big case.
You're worried about Yamada-kun.
Higashi-san,
you really are a good person.
I want you to say that,
but for that, I'll use a clever trick.
You'll be arrested for breach of security.
Got it!
Security police!
Hey, hey, hey.
It's a double line!
All right, all right!
They're definitely coming!
Huh?
A college student at a nearby darts bar?
Yeah.
"You've changed your throwing style recently," he said.
I'll get you for this.
Yeah.
You need insurance when you don't get good scores!
I'll go!
Wait for me!
All right!
It's time for order stop. Let's close the store.
Yes, will you get the last order? Yes, thank you.
I won't say weird things anymore. I don't know when they'll come.
That's right.
Hey! What are you doing?!
I'm sorry!
Your clothes are wet!
I'm sorry, sir!
Are you my boss?!
What are you going to do with this?!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Trey is in trouble.
I'm a part-time worker, too. I'm not an employee.
What should I do?
I'm not bragging, but...
These clothes were pretty expensive.
I'm not bragging, but...
It's an important date today.
I'm not bragging, but...
I don't sell the same clothes anymore!
This is insurance policy! Insurance policy, please!
I'm telling you! This is...
- It's here! - It's here!
- It is, isn't it? - Wait a minute!
- It's in there. - It's in there!
- I told you! - Wait!
This is bad!
All right!
Insurance policy...
I've saved it up!
All right, they took me away.
All right, all right, all right.
- Yogi, hold this! - Yes!
No, no, not me! Not me!
Intruder! Intruder!
- Yes! - It's open! It's open!
Eh?
You guys!
As I thought, you've been bragging about it more than a thousand times.
You're the most bragging sisters in the nation who have been called out for more than a thousand times.
Are you going to be called out for more than a thousand times?
I can't stand being caught by you.
Miyu.
Yes.
What is it?
It's an ominous atmosphere.
What?
Oh, my God!
What?
Oh, my God!
Are you going to get kicked and that's it?
Pocket Boris, I'm happy to have you as my buddy.
Morito!
With just one kick?
How dare you, Morito!
Oh, a light stick!
What's this?
Miyu!
How dare you!
Why?
Why are you using a light stick, too?!
Hey, that's weird, a light stick against a light stick.
That's too much!
Hey, hey, hey!
You're getting kicked, Pocket Boris!
You can do it!
Wow!
You did it!
Your voice is coming out, but...
I lost...
Yeah...
Damn it...
Pocket Boris won!
If you win...
Cheer me up!
You're so cool!
Yeah, you're cool.
Remember this!
Run!
I'm not bragging, but...
I'm fast!
You're bragging again!
Hurry up and go!
Leave it to me.
Let's go, Morito!
Hurry up!
Wow, you made it!
You made it!
Kyushu is the best!
What did you say?!
Are you two okay?
Yes, we're fine.
Anyway...
To change up our mood...
Let's go eat grilled meat!
Right?!
Ah... we're fine today.
You're fine?
Yes.
Ah, I see.
No, but...
I'm the one who called Pocket Boris, right?!
Yes...
That's...
If you say "that's"...
It doesn't mean anything!
Hey!
It's true...
It's like a theater.
Theater...
Did the members direct the action scenes?
At first...
It was like a one-hit-kill.
So...
I thought I couldn't make it to the theater with this.
I thought I couldn't go out into the world.
So I did my best.
MADDO's acrobatics...
It's amazing.
I really don't need that acrobatics at all.
It has nothing to do with the attack at all.
But you didn't say much, right?
How many words did you say?
Six words.
YUMIKI's acting...
MORITA rated it.
It was good.
It was fun.
It was really good.
You looked like you didn't like it.
My mom has a very powerful voice.
She calls me four times a year.
She calls me with a loud voice that you can hear up to four times.
I imitated it and called her.
It's been a voice since I lost my voice.
That scream was funny.
I was dead, but it was really funny.
It was funny enough to make you laugh.
It was fun.
I'm SAKURA, a love sister.
After this, SAKURA, a love sister, acted as a handsome high school boy.
YUMIKI rated it four times a year.
If you say something like "Let's do it properly,"
What? Was it impossible for me?
Well, I noticed it in the middle of it, but I thought it was almost like Rayland.
The image.
What you said was almost like Rayland.
Did you have fun?
No, it wasn't hard.
When you said "Let's do it properly" when you were practicing,
I wanted to do it in the real thing.
That's not how you say it.
You're saying it in a bad way.
I had a lot of fun.
You had a lot of fun, didn't you?
Did you have fun?
You said "Adios" and said "Let's do it properly."
At the end, you acted like you had fun.
After this, let's take a look at the next week's skits!
Let's go eat.
I'll listen to you.
[Next Week]
Are you versioning up?
You're versioning up a lot.
Oh, no!
Are you loving me?
It was the hardest.
Until now.
I said I thought I could do it, but I couldn't do it at all.
These cute girls are going together?
I knew you'd be here.
Higashi-kun, today...
Didn't you feel awkward when you said your lines?
Not really.
You shouldn't have.
Thank you very much.
I hate him.