AISubs v3.5
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Let's kick it off with another hilarious skit!
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- Okay, I finally got in.
- It was easier than I thought.
Even my mom's scrambled egg.
I couldn't even show you my beautiful sniper skills.
- Saya, calm down.
This isn't a game.
Anyway, this mission is worth 100 million yen.
- Mayu, are you scared?
- Have I ever failed a mission?
All I fail at is meat pie.
(all laughing)
- You're right.
Mayu's meat pie isn't edible.
- It's not that kind of food.
- No, you're saying it too much.
You crazy potato-loving woman!
- What's with you?
- That cheeky mouth.
- I'll give you a sandwich and a hamburger.
- Stop it, you two!
Let's focus on the mission.
Once we get back the stolen painting, we're finished.
Then we can all party!
(all laughing)
Okay, I'll call the boss.
- Looks like we're finally in the villain's house.
Good morning, Eiji.
- Good morning, Mori.
- All we have to do now is bring back the painting,
but in fact, that painting has a high-level security lock.
- Security?
- MORI'S ANGEL
- The security lock you must break is...
this one!
Don't worry! If you unlock the password, the lock will be released.
However, you must enter the same password five people at the same time.
Five people at the same time?!
And this security lock has a time limit.
If you succeed three times in six minutes, mission clear!
But if you fail, security will activate and a terrible thing will happen!
I'll make you succeed in an instant!
You guys are underestimating me!
Why are you two so confident?!
You guys are the most anxious!
Anyway, hold the lock!
OK!
If you succeed three times in six minutes, mission clear!
The first password is...
Reiwa, Heisei, Showa...
What was the previous language?
Yan, do you know it?
It's easy!
I think I know it.
I'm confident about it!
OK, Mori?
OK, show me!
One, two...
Taisho, Taisho, Taisho, Taisho, Taisho!
I'm so happy!
One of you was in danger!
I'm sorry!
You didn't look at the person next to you, did you?!
You have two more questions in this time!
OK!
Here's the next question!
Use this technique to make a "honyarara" face when you cry!
OK!
What is the word for "honyarara"?
If I didn't know this...
I've heard of it!
That's a pretty easy password!
What should I do?
If I didn't know this...
Hey, hey, hey!
Why?
One, two...
What did you write?
Wait a minute!
Which one should I start with?
What, what, what?
What is that?
Say it out loud for me.
Crying and...
Crying and being called stupid.
What is that?
Crying and being called stupid.
What is that word you don't know?
I have the image that people who cry and look sad are called stupid.
People who cry and look sad are...
I don't know what being called stupid is.
Being called stupid...
Why?
What is being called stupid?
Being called stupid is being called stupid.
Being called stupid is being called stupid...
That's what it is!
Don't get carried away!
What, what, what?
No, no...
It exists in life.
In life!
What do you mean?
Fine, you're fine!
You...
Tamura!
You...
W-w-what is that?
A mask.
A mask?!
What does it mean?
A mask for crying and looking sad...
Eh, a mask for crying and looking sad...
Are you trying to erase it?!
This security is a failure!
I'm sorry!
It's okay, everyone!
The next password is...
Who is this person?
Wow!
At the level of an elementary school student?
Well, well, it's the worst, right?
One, two...
Wait a minute!
What is it?
The kanji is different, isn't it?
That's right! What is it with you?
Hey!
Is that a Tatsunoko language?
What is it? Is it an emoji?
This is completely different!
It's "ryu"! "ryu"!
"ryu" is the best! "ryu" is the best!
It's okay! The nuance is right!
What is it?
Mayu!
You show me!
Wait a minute! This is different!
You show me!
I saw it for a moment!
What is it?
"akutagawa" "ryunosuke"
"akutagawa" is different!
"akutagawa" "ryunosuke" is...
This is bad!
"akutagawa" "ryunosuke" is coffee!
Isn't it canned coffee?
Can you make canned coffee?
Wait a minute! "akutagawa" "ryunosuke" is a writer!
I know!
You have two minutes left!
You have to answer two more questions correctly!
Let's go!
What is "America" in one word kanji?
Let's go!
I knew it!
I'm glad!
You cleared the mission with one more question!
This is the last question!
What is "garakei" in Japanese?
If you answer this correctly, the security lock will be released.
Hurry up and write it down!
Can you give me a hint?
What kind of hint is it?
It's the name of an island, isn't it?
Oh! "Shoto" (island)
What is it?
What is "shoto" (island)?
I didn't hear "u"
It's "u"
"shoto"?
shoto
Oh!
Here you are!
Thank you!
OK!
Let's do it at once!
One, two...
First of all, Yumiki!
Don't write the name of the prime minister!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
No, no! It's not about status!
I'm sorry!
Well, well! You don't have to do it!
Hey! You!
It's you! You!
What is "sakurajima"?!
Because you said "island"!
The original word of "garakei" is "sakurajima"!
What kind of "garakei" do you know?
Mobile phone!
What do you mean?
This kind of fluttering one!
Which part of "fluttering" is "sakurajima"?!
Which part is it? I don't know!
It's difficult!
Oh, my God!
Cancel!
You failed!
I'm sorry! Sorry!
No!
Everyone! Sorry!
Really!
Face forward! Face forward!
Don't look back!
Face forward!
Are you okay?
Well, it doesn't matter!
The best thing is to get hit by the one who pulled you first!
I'm sorry, everyone!
Wait for the next order!
You made me do it.
It's good that you're stupid.
But I have one question that I'm very frustrated about.
There was a question about Ryoma Sakamoto.
That was terrible!
Why did I write "I like Octagon Dragon" at that time?
I didn't know it myself.
I kept telling Sayaka...
I kept telling her...
I didn't know it myself.
I'm scared!
I'm scared of you guys!
Stop! Stop being stupid!
Do you have any regrets?
I don't have any regrets.
Did you make her do it?
It was fun.
She's a cheerful person.
And the first painting...
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you know it?
It's a work of Kanagawa.
She remembers it.
It's a painting that Kanagawa drew.
"Octagon Dragon".
When I first saw it...
I didn't think it was me.
I thought it was amazing.
I thought Kanagawa really brought it.
I didn't know he spent so much money on it.
She's happy now.
After this...
Nogizaka Nurse will say some cheesy lines.
Oh, sorry. Were you sleeping?
Nogizaka sketch!
The second episode of "Cheesy Lines".
The members will say cheesy lines...
that they came up with for real.
I'm sweating a lot right now.
I was in front of the camera...
and I was supposed to think about it.
But I couldn't think of it.
It happened.
Yakumo is really sick.
Due to the mysterious illness "kyun kyun despair disorder",
Yakumo lost her emotions and inserted too many "kyun kyun" lines in the second part of the skit.
Can't we go together for a little longer?
Oh, I'm so excited!
Will Tamura, who didn't fit in last time, be able to "kyun kyun" this time?
Mio, are you okay?
Damn it!
Then I'll do Mio's favorite comedian's gag for you!
Let's go!
Look! Look!
Look!
I'm walking on top of Bamiri!
Look! Look! Mio! Look!
I'm walking on top of Bamiri at the Matsuko Conference!
Damn it!
It's serious!
Yakumo-san!
Yes, sensei!
How are you feeling?
It's like this again.
I'm sorry, but please don't step on Bamiri too much.
Can you still step on it?
There's a possibility of it coming off.
Do something about it!
Oh, you still can't cure "kyun kyun despair disorder" yet?
No.
Then let's have them inject "kyun kyun" into your little sister again today,
and if you have a good "kyun kyun", there should be some kind of reaction.
Please.
Let's do it again today!
Then, today's "kyun kyun" is...
Suddenly calling me up and saying cute words.
Then, is there anyone who can do "kyun kyun" with this?
Yes!
Last time, everyone seemed to have lost confidence!
It's pretty serious.
Then, Sato!
Sato-kun!
Let's go!
Then, Sato-kun's "suddenly calling me up and saying cute words."
Please!
Hello?
I saw a scary movie and realized it,
and your face came up and I called you up.
I'm sorry all of a sudden.
But when I heard your voice, I felt relieved. Thank you.
That's enough for today.
Not good at all.
Not good at all? What's not good about it?
Who wants to go next?
How about Matsuo?
Please say something cute when Matsuo suddenly calls you up.
Hello?
Oh, I'm sorry. Were you sleeping? Did I wake you up? I'm sorry.
No, it's nothing. I just wanted to hear your voice.
You look like her.
She said you look like her.
Clearly.
Clearly, you look like her.
Has she regained consciousness?
Hasn't she regained consciousness?
Endo-kun, say something.
Endo-kun, say something cute when Endo suddenly calls you up.
Oh, hello? I'm sorry all of a sudden.
I was a little lonely. That's all.
She's nodding in the middle of it. She's totally into it.
Maybe she's the only one who can do it.
Chief! Tamura! Chief! Please say something.
Please say something cute about Tamura-kun's sudden call.
Hello? I'm sorry for calling you at 5 in the morning.
She's crazy. She's totally crazy.
About today's date... It was supposed to start at 9.
But I want to see you as soon as possible, so let's start at 6 and a half.
She's crazy!
I'll be waiting for you at the park. I love you.
She's saying it in a weird way.
Get out of the way! What's with that crazy woman?
She's doing it for herself.
Let me ask you one more question.
During the date...
What did you say to the other girls you were looking at?
That happens a lot.
Who can do it?
Matsuo-kun, you want to go?
Matsuo-kun, during the date...
What did you say to the other girls you were looking at?
Please!
You were looking at a different girl, weren't you?
You know what I'm saying, right?
Just look at me.
Yes! That's good!
That was cute!
Good!
Seimiya-kun, you want to go?
Let's go.
During the date...
What did you say to the other girls you were looking at?
Please!
This ice cream is really good.
I want it!
What? Where were you looking at?
What? You were looking at her, weren't you?
That's too much.
I'm laughing now.
It's nothing.
You're just cold.
Your facial expression has changed.
This might be enough.
Okay, okay, let's do this.
Chief, please.
Chief, let's go.
Chief Tamura, while you're on a date,
please say something to the boy who was looking at other girls.
I'm sorry for the early date.
But I'm so happy to have breakfast with you.
Oh, were you looking at the clerk?
You were, weren't you?
If you look at me again, I won't let you out of my house.
She's back.
That's scary.
Well...
Actually, she was putting up a foreshadow from the first topic.
No, it's amazing.
She was putting up a foreshadow from the first topic.
No?
She's so positive.
Endo-kun, let's go.
While you're on a date, please say something to the boy who was looking at other girls.
Hey, you were looking at other girls, weren't you?
That's enough.
I'm sorry!
You said you were sorry!
What's up? What's up?
Sakura is number one! I'm sorry!
Look, she's already talking!
Look at that!
She's become a man!
Is her consciousness back?
Look, she's recovered!
She might be recovering!
She's already jumping around!
What's up? What's up?
Is this where the play ends?
That's amazing!
It was very touching!
When I received the script, I thought, "Ah, I can finally do cute things!"
I said it with a lot of enthusiasm!
And then, like...
No one said I was cute...
But Morita said, "Do it more!"
And it made me want to do it every time!
You were the only one doing horror!
That's right!
But it was really funny!
Since you're here, can you say "kyun kyun" to the other members?
Since you're here, Tamura-san!
Eh, is it okay?
You're the judge!
Judge? Tamura judge?
It's tough!
Today's topic is...
The line that a boy next to you says "kyun kyun" while changing clothes.
Kuromi-san, would you like to say it?
Ah, I'm looking forward to it!
Okay, let's go!
The line that a boy next to you says "kyun kyun" while changing clothes.
Please say it!
It must be fate that you're next to me, right?
Tamura-san, what do you think?
I'm not into it!
Hey!
You!
Stop taking revenge when you have it!
Tsuchibata-san!
Eh? What should I do?
The line that a boy next to you says "kyun kyun" while changing clothes.
Please say it!
I'm happy that I can sit next to you.
If there's something you don't know, can I ask you a lot of questions?
She said it!
Ah, I'm glad!
I don't know it, but I'll say it for now!
Next, Kaki-san, would you like to say it?
Eh?
Look this way!
After this, Kaki-san's "kyun kyun" line and...
Tamura's "judge" are...
Nogizaka's "kids"
Let's go, Kaki-san.
"Kyun kyun" line from "Sekigae de tonari ni natta otoko no ko"
Yato tonari ni naretane
Zutto
Watashi ichiban mae dattakedo
Tonari ni naru made zutto ushirokara miteta no kizuitetandakara ne
Ah, it doesn't work. Who wouldn't like it?
Ayame-chan, would you like to go?
You must be proud of yourself.
Not at all.
Sekigae de tonari ni natta otoko no ko
"kyun kyun" line, please.
Watashi ne, tonari wa, kimi ga yokatta
Kawaii!
You look like "katan" only this year.
kono ato wa! shishuu no sukitsu wo choi mise!
We are "setsuna shoujo".
Well, thats how I looked 2, 3 years ago.
"setsuna shoujo" everyone!
kurakute susumimasen
detekute susumimasen
ne mo sumimasen
Probably I've really watched it a lot when young.
This time, I don't think there's ever been such a strong enemy as never before.
Yes!
Already in contact!
Gyan-chan!