AISubs v3.5
[Based on Touhou Project Team Shanghai Alice]
One, two, three, four!
Nogizaka Sims!
We have another hot skit today!
"Kyun Kyun Byoutou" right?
This is you Yakubo-chan, right?
Yes!
What was it like?
The five of you, other than me, acted as a nurse and did a really cute job.
Sato-san...
Sato-san, what's wrong?
Hey, don't shake your head like that with no expression!
What happened?
Yakubo-chan's reaction was a little subtle, so I'm a little worried.
This is also a bit of a crazy element, right?
That's right, I'm really sorry!
Since the day before...
I put in a switch so I can say it properly...
If I don't put in a switch...
I thought it would be impossible...
Make sure you put in that switch every time!
[Yakubo-chan's hotness]
Fighting is always...
Hot.
Chikki-chan!
The five members who have acted out various characters in the "skit" up until now...
Will challenge the idol's new motto, "Kyun Kyun" lines!
Satan...
In order to cure Yakubo Mio, who has lost her emotions due to a mysterious illness...
The five of them will put in "Kyun Kyun" with lines they came up with!
Please pay attention to all of their nurse outfits!
Mio...
Are you okay?
I bought you your favorite...
Tapioca milk tea!
This won't do...
What should I do?
Yakubo-san...
How are you doing?
Doctor...
What kind of illness does my sister have?
It's "Kyun Kyun" blood cancer.
"Kyun Kyun" blood cancer?
Doesn't your sister like female idols?
Yes, that's right. She certainly loves idols.
It's been increasing recently.
The world has changed a lot.
We can't go to idol concerts or events.
We can't make calls.
We can't mix songs.
We can't even go to "Yossha".
As a result, stress accumulates and "Kyun Kyun" is not enough.
It's true. My sister is reacting to the doctor's words.
What should we do?
Don't worry. This is "Kyun Kyun" hospital.
Your sister's favorite idol is...
It's true. She loves "Nogizaka 46".
Get out of the way.
Get me "Nogizaka". Right now.
What?
Wow!
Oh my!
What?
I got it.
According to your sister's preference, we got you a nurse who looks like "Nogizaka".
It's true. She looks like "Nogizaka".
From now on, they will inject "Kyun Kyun" into your sister.
If you get a good "Kyun Kyun", there should be some kind of reaction.
Doctor, please do it quickly.
I got it.
The first "Kyun Kyun" is...
On the way home from your first date, say a cute word as you say goodbye.
Can you do "Kyun Kyun"?
Yes.
Good.
Then...
Seimiya!
Let's do it.
Yes!
Seimiya's...
On the way home from your first date, say a cute word as you say goodbye.
Please!
Hey, today...
Stay with me all the time.
If you go home, you will definitely be lonely.
Can you call me again at night?
I'm slightly nodding, but...
There's a little reaction.
There's a little reaction, but his face says it's a little long.
I see, I see.
Anyone else who can nod?
Yes.
Then, Sato.
Please say something cute for your first date on your way home.
I've always wanted to be with you, but...
But, I promised you I'd split my next date with tapioca and cafe au lait, so...
I'm not lonely.
Isn't that a good reaction?
He's reacting better than before.
That's a good reaction.
Then, anyone else who can nod?
Yes.
Then, Tamura.
Yes.
Is it strange?
Yes.
Then, Tamura.
Please say something cute for your first date on your way home.
Ah, today's date was fun.
Ah, we're already home.
Hmm, but...
I still want to be with you, so...
Can we stay together for a little longer?
Ah, there's no reaction at all!
Not at all!
It's been a while.
Maybe he's getting worse.
Hurry up and call an ambulance!
Tamura, get back!
Tamura, you can't do this!
What are you doing?!
Seriously...
Then, anyone else who can nod?
Then, Matsuo.
Yes.
Shall we?
Yes.
Then, Matsuo.
Please say something cute for your first date on your way home.
Today was really fun.
But...
I still want to be with you, so...
Let's go out together a lot more in the future, okay?
Ah, that's a nice smile!
Yes, it's nothing like before!
Then, Endo-kun.
Go ahead.
Endo-kun, on your first date and on your way home,
could you say something cute before you say goodbye?
Thank you for today. It was fun.
I don't want to go home yet. Can't I?
That's the best reaction.
That's amazing.
Tamura's unhappy face!
Next is...
A cute phrase during a festival with two men you're interested in.
Who can say it?
Endo-kun, you first.
Endo-kun, could you say something cute during a festival with two men you're interested in?
Festivals don't come often.
Then, why are you here today?
Because you're here.
That's a big reaction!
I love Endo-kun.
Seimiya-san, your turn.
Could you say something cute during a festival with two men you're interested in?
I bought shaved ice.
Strawberry, melon and blue hawaii.
How is it?
Do you want to eat it?
I can't help it. Just one bite.
Okay!
It's like you're used to it and you don't like it.
Who can say it next?
Me!
If you say it out loud, we'll appeal to you.
Okay!
Would you like to say something cute about the festival you went to with a guy you're interested in?
There are a lot of people at the festival, aren't there?
Ah, you know...
I'm about to come off...
Can I hold your hand?
Looks like you don't like it anymore!
Wow!
What's wrong with you?
Looks like you can't fit it all in.
Is there another way, chief?
Chief, is there another way?
We have to make her feel something.
Ms. Yakubo.
Okay, Kamura-kun.
Please!
Ah!
Um...
That stall looks good!
"That stall looks good"?
What? Are you going to eat at the stall?
What is it?
Look! She's taking strawberries!
She's taking strawberries!
It's now! Go now!
Go now and put it on!
It's because the stall looks good!
The stall looks good!
Yeah!
That stall looks good!
Ah, but I can't eat it all!
Ah, if I share it with you, I might be able to eat it all!
Ah, that's definitely not it!
That's not it!
But even for "where are you going?" or "make me feel nervous"
you didn't use those kinds of words, did you, Seimiya-san?
I was able to overcome it all with my feelings!
Up until now, when I was told that I'd passed,
my passing score was really high.
Ah, because you didn't have a standard.
I thought "Huh? I can't do this!" and was really worried.
I tried a little harder!
You're still being told that? You're being told that everywhere?
You were pretty strict, weren't you, Yakumo-chan?
Like, you would never laugh at my heart-pounding moments!
You would set up everything properly, make a face, put in your emotions,
and even though you did it, you didn't react at all!
I'm really sorry! But I really thought you were really cute,
but I thought it'd be bad if we all smiled at you, so I held it in!
You thought about it, didn't you?
Do you know that if you push yourself too hard, it'll be fun?
I know!
That's what happened.
As a result of being pushed too hard, it became pretty tragic!
Ah, but as expected of you, Yakumo-chan!
You're the best!
That's not fair!
See? She said it first.
That's not fair!
No matter how I think about it, I'm already frustrated!
It's because you pushed me!
She's telling you, Endo-san!
Ah, it's not like that!
Huh? Again?!
After this, "If you're in trouble, we'll support you with all our strength"! Smile Girls Part 2!
This time, someone who knows about my past has appeared.
"Someone who knows about my past has appeared"? Like Episode 1?
Nugizaka Skids!
It's Smile Girls, isn't it? That means it's Shibata-san.
What kind of story is it this time?
This time, someone who knows about my past has appeared.
"Someone who knows about my past has appeared"?
Like Episode 1?
I'm happy to be able to do a cheer again.
Shibata Yuna, who has cheer dance experience, is a skit that supports people in trouble with all their strength!
It's a little annoying because it's too exciting!
This time, a new character has appeared in Smile Girls!
Will there be a sudden development?
Furthermore, pay attention to the comedy-loving Yuna Hayashi's acting!
Thank you for joining me in today's comedy live.
Haha, no problem.
But I'm really glad it's a New York live.
I think there are a lot of more interesting things.
No, no, no, that's not true.
I'm a huge fan of New York-san.
You seem to have a lot of emotions.
Matching apps are the best.
I really think calmly now.
Calm down.
No, not "calm down", Hayashi-san.
Calm down.
Hayashi-san, Hayashi-san, Hayashi-san!
Wow, wow, wow!
Hayashi-san, wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
You're eating water!
Hayashi-san, stop it!
Stop it!
It's a story about M-1 reunion.
Stop it!
Then, please join me in the comedy live again.
Hayashi-san!
Yes?
Um...
We've always liked the same comedy, so we've gotten along well, but...
It's really fun to be with you, Hayashi-san.
So...
Please...
Go out with me!
I'm sorry!
I think you're a really good person.
You have a really good personality, too.
But if you're more than just friends...
It's mentally tough.
Mentally tough?
Well, I'm sorry.
This is the first time I've been rejected for that reason.
I guess I'll start working hard again tomorrow!
We support you, who is working hard!
What?
Ready? OK?
OK!
Yuno!
Rei!
Suda!
We are SMILE GIRLS!
SMILE GIRLS
You are the one who came to disturb me in the toilet!
You are depressed now, right?
No, I'm not!
Then we will cheer you up!
No, I mean...
Sorry!
Let's go! SMILE GIRLS! You can do it!
Don't say that I was dumped like that!
In this city, it's embarrassing!
Congratulations!
What?
Congratulations!
No, I'm not congratulating you!
Oh?
Don't you realize it?
What?
Then I'll teach you!
Yes!
What?
Don't say that I was dumped like that!
In this city, it's embarrassing!
You can do it!
I get it now.
So, who among you three is it?
Then, be my girlfriend.
Hey, serious face!
You have a serious face!
You are not Smile Girls!
You have a serious face!
You always have a serious face!
That's enough! I don't want to date weirdos like you!
You have a serious face!
Go find a girlfriend!
Go away!
Morita-kun?
Who are you?
Don't you remember me? I'm Matsuo Miyu.
Matsuo Miyu?
I'm Miyu, who lived next door when I was little.
Miyu-chan?! Are you serious?!
You've grown up!
I was worried about you because you suddenly moved in!
How have you been?
Good! You seem to be doing well, too!
I've been mentally damaged because of them.
Morita-kun, do you remember our promise we made when we were little?
Promise?
Hm?
When we grow up and we don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend, we'll go out, right?
Oh, I see!
I don't have a boyfriend right now.
What about you, Morita-kun?
I don't have one! I've never had one!
Then...
Yeah?
Like we promised, let's go out!
Yeah!
Wait a minute!
It's been a while, Miyu.
You're back.
Yuna?
Huh?
What are you doing here?
I came to cheer you on.
Yuna, you know about this?
Huh?
I used to be in Smile Girls.
What?!
Stop it!
It's all in the past now.
But I sprained my knee and couldn't dance anymore, and I ended up self-destructing.
That's why you were trying to go out with Morita.
Huh?
You thought it didn't matter what happened to you!
Wait, wait, you're being pretty cruel!
I am!
You are?!
So what? It has nothing to do with you anymore.
I know.
I heard you were studying in America until recently.
How was the real Chia?
Chia...
I haven't seen her.
You're lying!
There's no way you haven't seen her.
Because...
you like Chia more than anyone else.
What's with this excitement?!
Yuna-chan...
I...
want to be Chia.
Sounds like a slumdunk.
What's with this?!
Then, shall we dance together?
Can... I dance?
Of course!
We're... friends, aren't we?!
Morita-san, let's cheer for you!
Huh?
Yeah!
No, no...
Huh?!
No, no...
Huh?!
Alright!
Miu, let's go!
Yeah!
Go! Five! Six! And! Go! We! Happy time!
No, no...
Go! Five! Six! And! Go! We! Happy time!
Why? Why? Why?
No, no... That's not it!
No, no...
No, we're like dating now!
Right?
Dating is...
Right?
No, no...
Huh?!
No, no...
Bye-bye!
Huh?!
There's a matching app...
Yes, thank you for the meal.
Unexpected people became friends.
Ms. Hatsuko, did you have any respect for this?
I was a cheerleader for three years of junior high school.
Oh, you were doing it.
Yes.
Three of us were watching the first one.
Oh, I was doing it, too.
You were doing it, too.
Why not me?
I see.
Because you two weren't doing it, Ms. Hayakawa and Ms. Tegu.
And we weren't cheerleaders.
We were just doing similar things.
Oh, I was doing it, too.
You were doing it, too.
I thought it was good.
When I saw the script this time...
I thought it might be good.
It was written by Ms. Morita's childhood friend.
Oh, I was doing it, too.
Hey, don't make it up.
But I was doing it, too.
It was a surprise.
I was very happy.
Will four of you do it again?
Four of you or one of you will be kicked out?
Which one?
I'm really passionate about it.
I won't lose.
Ms. Hayakawa, you didn't add any ad-libs in this time.
You were stuck in the details until you couldn't find it in the script.
Oh, I was doing it, too.
Where can I add an ad-lib?
But I'll think about it, Ms. Morita.
Oh, you will, Ms. Morita.
No, you will.
I'll think about it.
Why do you say that?
I think you'll do it better this time.
Ms. Hayashi copied the story of "New York," didn't she?
She did it.
She was amazing.
Will Ms. Hayakawa be affected by Ms. Hayashi's behavior?
Her position is getting higher and higher.
Nogizaka Skits
Ms. Hayashi is in charge of New York's songs.
Hey, hey!
Yes.
That's amazing!
Oh, really?
Well, when I got the script and it said "New York", I was like, "Huh? Can I do it?"
"Of course you can!" I thought.
I was really happy about it.
And did you remember it desperately?
No, I remembered it from the beginning.
She remembered it from the beginning!
It's been perfect since the rehearsal.
Today, I added more and added more.
That's because of Ms. Hayakawa, isn't it?
My position is getting higher and higher.
But I wish I could go higher and higher like this.
What's wrong with you?
We don't all have the same motivation.
Next Week's Skit
Have I ever failed a mission?
Good Morning, Angie!
Good Morning, Mori!
Security Lock
The security lock you must break is...
You must enter the same password five people at the same time.
Five people at the same time?
Wow!
Yay!
What should we do?
Hello? Hello?
Angie!
Did you write "yum"?
You didn't write it.
In the end, it's not you two.
Wait a minute.
The one on the far left wrote "yum".
I don't know why I made a mistake.
If you say anything else, I'll be scared.
Stop it!
I don't regret it.
It was fun.
It's a cheerful song, isn't it?