AISubs v3.5
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Nogezakashii!
So, what's up for today's first act?
It's you, right, Leiland?
Yes.
Ugh, I don't think I can do it.
Why not?
I'm not suited for it.
You're not suited for it?
No, that's not true.
You've already done it, haven't you?
I was hoping this would be the end of it.
You're saying it like it's a test!
I don't like it!
That's right, that's right.
The real thing, Mr. Roland...
Yes.
At the end of the last episode of "On Air"...
He touched me on Instagram.
Leiland...
His hair color is a little lighter than his real hair color.
Could it be that he's been...
Like, "lynching"?
I thought you were watching me.
You caught on, didn't you?
If you want your real hair color, come over here.
Like you're promoting your own hair salon.
I'm Leiland.
Leiland is a skit where she challenges herself to play a legendary host who keeps dropping women one after another.
I like you!
You're lying!
That Mr. Leiland is back!
Please pay attention to him as he keeps dropping women one after another!
"The Cune"!
Ah, I'm hungry.
What should I order?
Excuse me!
Ah!
Huh?
Huh, like this?
Could it be...
Ah!
"Yobirin" is a wonderful sign that love has begun.
Thank you.
May you be blessed.
It's "Rayland".
I knew it was "Rayland"!
She quit her job at a convenience store and started working at a family restaurant next!
Welcome to "Lowire Host". Thank you for having me.
She sat down! She sat down at a family restaurant!
What would you like?
Well, I'd like a set of "A" lunches, please.
There are two kinds of lunches in the world.
Japanese-style dressing or French-style dressing?
That's a good way of putting it.
Well, I'll have a Japanese-style dressing.
And there are two kinds of lunches in the world.
Rice or bread?
There are four kinds!
"Two" is "two" and "four" is "four", girls!
Well, I'll have a rice, please.
What would you like to drink?
A drink bar.
You'd better not do that.
Huh?
Because...
The drinks you chose will start a fight, right?
What are you talking about?
What is she talking about?
I like it!
She dropped it!
Why?!
I think you'll like this premium orange juice for 1,000 yen.
I've seen it eight times!
Well, I'll take it!
You're a good girl!
Welcome. Two people, please. I'll take you to your seats.
Um... it's one person...
It's not, is it? You and me...
It's two, isn't it?
What is she saying all the time?!
Hey! Hey, sis! You look serious, sis!
I fell! I fell right away!
I fell in five seconds!
How old are you?
I'm eighteen years old.
It's nice to be young!
No, it's a straight line to hell!
You remembered this at eighteen, hey!
What would you like?
Um... let me see...
I think this premium orange juice will suit you...
It's expensive!
How about it?
Okay, I'll take it!
Stop it!
You're a good girl!
She's staring at me like crazy!
She's staring at me like I'm nothing to her!
What?!
Oh, it's your name.
Huh?
What are you doing?!
Hurry up and ask her, hey!
Thank you for waiting!
What can I get you?
Premium orange juice...
One more, please!
Are you sure?
That'll be two drinks!
It's okay.
So...
Can you wait a little longer?
She's staring at me like crazy, too!
She's mad!
Thank you for waiting!
What can I get you?
Um... I'll have three premium orange juices, please!
Three?!
Are you sure you want to drink that much?
Yes! I love orange juice!
And...
I'll have your orange juice, too!
Thank you!
Mr. Leyland!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Mr. Leyland!
Wow! You're a great ping-pong player! You're a great ping-pong player!
Mr. Leyland, is your leg okay?
I'll have ten orange juices, please!
Ten!
I'll have ten orange juices, too!
This is a fierce battle!
Both of you, measure it!
Here comes the orange juice tower!
What?
Something came out of it!
Something like champagne came out of it!
Tonight, for you two princesses, for you, Mr. Leyland...
For you, Mr. Leyland!
Thank you very much for ordering the premium orange juice tower!
What? What?
Here we go! Orange juice!
Here we go! Here we go! Mr. Leyland!
What are you doing?!
Here we go! Here we go! Let's drink it up!
Drink it up! Drink it up!
What are you talking about?!
Drink it up! Drink it up!
I'm not drunk!
Thank you very much!
Cheers!
What's with him?!
What's with that host-like guy?!
Hey, what's going on?!
Hey, Leyland! Did you mess up again?!
Orange juice ran out and cream got in!
Why is a rainbow beautiful?
It's because it disappears quickly!
That's a rainbow story!
Orange juice has nothing to do with it!
Hey, you're fired!
What?!
You're fired!
Fired?!
You're fired again!
I'm not fired.
I just got fired.
You're fired.
Go home!
I'm sorry.
I'll pay you back.
I'm sorry.
You're fired again.
You're heavy!
Hey, Leyland!
Don't give up!
I don't know that word.
I'm...
Leyland!
If you think about it, he doesn't have money at all.
What did you not like about him? Was he perfect?
Really?
He was always naked.
That's true.
But you were able to come to Leyland, right?
Since I saw Leyland for the first time, I wanted to come out.
I thought he was cool.
So I was happy that he let me come this time.
Endo-san, you made a woman's face.
You made a woman's face.
Really?
But you were weaker than Kaki's staring face.
Kaki, you're not good at all.
Kaki, show me your back.
You have a resentful face.
You're not good at all.
Rippo Hayashi is perfect.
No, no, no.
I was the most nervous so far.
I don't know where to look.
No one was riding with me.
You two were riding, weren't you?
I felt like I was riding a toy.
Did you want to do it a little more?
I definitely think I could do it a little more.
You can do it more next time.
Next time.
It's not something Trailand would refuse.
After this, Kaki Haruka had a delusional explosion.
Suddenly, a person of fate appeared.
No, no, no.
It's tiring.
Nugizaka Skitch.
It's about a delusional girl named Kaki.
Of course, Kaki is the main character in this drama.
What was it like?
I played a girl who explodes her delusions.
It's like a riot.
I've always been the wrong one.
You care about it.
I care about it.
You care about it, don't you?
Yes, yes.
I'm not the wrong one anymore.
You're trying to corrupt yourself.
That's right.
Kaki Haruka, who is also in charge of the center in the popular four-season song "ICY".
In fact, she is good at drawing and she loves girl manga.
And this time, it's a girl's passion for love like girl manga.
Please pay attention to Nugizaka Skitch, which is full of delusions.
Guromi.
Yes.
Tsutsui.
Yes.
Kaki.
What? Kaki is late again!
Oh no! I'm late! I'm late!
My name is Kaki Haruka. I'm 17 years old.
I look ordinary. I study ordinary.
I'm a clumsy and clumsy high school girl.
I've always thought that love was just a matter of time,
but all of a sudden, a man of destiny appeared!
Huh? A man of destiny?
It's a secret!
Hey, Kaki! A man of destiny doesn't appear!
Huh? Professor, why did you hear my voice?
Are you a psychic?
Stop daydreaming!
And wear a nice school uniform!
Oh no! I'm wearing a school uniform!
Why am I such a clumsy girl?
You wear that uniform every day!
Hurry up and sit down!
Before class, I have something I want to tell you all.
A transfer student is coming today!
What? A transfer student?
Don't make noise!
Professor, is a transfer student a boy or a girl?
Oh, it's a boy.
It's a boy.
Huh? A boy? He's so cool!
C-c-c-cool transfer student!
Gara gara gara.
Hello.
I'm Prince Gureta.
Prince Gureta?
Why didn't you say hello to me from the beginning?
Oh, is that me?
I don't want you to get along with me.
Why didn't you say hello to me from the beginning?
I'm hungry!
Then sit next to the oyster!
Oh, it's you!
You're the stupid woman who ran into me this morning.
What?
I mean, I was late because of you!
That's why you were in such a hurry.
Don't make fun of me!
Oh, it's been a while since I laughed like that.
Don't laugh like that.
You're a funny woman.
I'm not that funny.
What?
I like you.
You're quick.
Maybe I like you now.
You're lying!
What?
What are you going to do all of a sudden?
Nice to meet you.
Who the hell are you?!
I didn't say anything like that!
A transfer student has to be a little manly!
Why do you have to say that?
Hey, kid!
Stop calling me "dad"!
Dad...
Oh, I'm sorry.
"Dad" works really well.
Also, we have evacuation training today.
Oh, I don't want it.
Listen up, kids.
You never know when and what kind of crisis will come.
Crisis... Crisis... Crisis...
Crisis?!
Oh, it's cold.
I can't believe I'm floating on an uninhabited island on my way to school.
That happens.
What's going to happen to me?
Wow, that's a funny move.
Oh, there was someone else who survived.
Oh, Gureta!
Gureta!
I'm so glad you're safe!
So you were Gureta.
Yes... Somehow...
Oh, no! I can't go! I'm embarrassed!
What's wrong with you?
Huh? What?
That's a lot of heat!
It's not a big deal.
Come on, you have to be honest at a time like this!
Come on, lie down.
You're cute when you're asleep!
Haruka...
You're lying...
You said my name in your sleep...
Haruka...
I'll protect you!
You're lying...
I'm so happy!
You almost died!
I hope you're happy.
Why is she making a weird face?
Huh?
Who are you?!
Stop it!
Why do you have to say that?
Stop it!
You have to be a little shy next to me!
Be a little more shy!
Don't be so sudden!
Kaki, cover her up!
That's it for today's class!
Peace!
And...
Thank you!
Hey, Haruka...
Why don't we go eat cake after school today?
I want to go!
What about you?
I'm good.
Huh? Why?
I'm on a diet, so I'll pass.
No...
She's going to think of something again.
I wonder what she's going to say...
You're quitting?!
Gureta-kun!
What do you mean you're quitting school?
Shut up. It's none of your business.
It's none of my business? Are you protecting me?
No, I'm not.
See you.
I don't think we'll meet again, but I'm definitely going to see you.
What?
No matter where you are in the world, I'm definitely going to see you, Gureta-kun!
You were prepared, weren't you?
You really are an interesting woman.
And ten years from now, it's almost the last meeting.
Is there a final meeting for delusions?
Mr. Gureta, do you swear to love Haruka?
Yes, I do.
Ms. Haruka, do you swear to love Gureta?
Yes, I do!
Then I'll exchange the rings.
I got such a wonderful wife.
If you don't make me happy, I won't forgive you.
That's a good story.
Ms. Haruka!
Who is this?
That marriage! Wait a minute!
Who are you?
You are...
My high school classmate called me "cute, cute" and I thought I was really popular.
But for some reason, my seniors kept calling me "Ms. Haruka, Ms. Haruka!"
My younger brother-type handsome man, Aman Suguru- kun!
Who are you talking about?
I don't approve of you marrying Haruka.
You don't approve of me?
Then let's see who is more suitable for Haruka.
It's a match.
As you wish.
I can't believe you two are starting a fight over me!
What's going to happen from now on?!
Is it going to continue next week?!
Hey, Kaki!
Your parents are calling you. Let's go to work.
Huh?
Um, wait a minute.
Um, that's a little...
You practiced at home a lot, didn't you?
I did, by myself.
In the bath and in front of the mirror in the living room.
But I was like, "I don't want to do this by myself."
I didn't know what I was doing!
Do you usually have delusions?
Well, I like drawing.
I make up delusions in my head and draw.
I make up stories.
I've done a couple of roles by myself.
But I've only done it in my head so far.
I thought I'd like to try it, too.
Do you really want to do it?
Yes, I do!
It's going to be complicated if you have delusions.
It's my birthday.
I don't know.
Oh, really?
Would you like me to sing for you?
I'm starting to like it!
Kaki!
Isn't it good?
Thank you!
I'm starting to like it!
After this, Sayura Tayakawa confesses her terrible worries!
This is bad!
I don't know if we can air this.
Nogizaka's Kids!
Nogizaka's Four Seasons - Ask Me My Worries!
Let's look at your worries.
You can't tell right from left.
Isn't that bad?
It's not just worries.
I feel like we can't air this.
Who is it?
Yes.
Scary!
Until I joined Nogizaka, I thought everyone didn't know.
Then I realized recently that I was wrong.
What's your right hand?
It's right.
It's right, right?
What's your hand up now?
Right.
That's also a time lag.
Then walk a little.
Walk?
Turn right!
That's wrong.
That's bad!
Are you serious?
What's right and left?
If you turn right, it changes, right?
If you turn right, it changes?
This is right now, right?
But if you turn this way, it's left.
That's true.
No, no.
Is music like that?
What do you do when you dance?
I don't know when I dance.
I just look around.
But I know earphones.
If you write R and L, you'll know.
If you write R and L, you'll know which one is R.
Then you can write R here.
The only solution is what Seimya said now.
R and L...
You can only leave the tattoo here.
If I leave my tattoo here, will you let me do it?
I'll let you do it.
There are still other four-year-olds' worries.
The continuation is somewhere else.
Every time.
It's long.
After this, we'll show you next week's sketch.
Oh, brother!
We've decided to hold a chara-de-my-show where we choose the most popular characters!
Out of the 50 nominated characters, which one is your favorite?
Let's vote right now on the official website!
My choice is Kuwan-chan, 46 years old!
Endo-san asked me if I would accept Kuwan-chan.
She's in the show this time, right?
You're quite late. Oh, no...
Yay! It's always like this! Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh, my!
Can we stop broadcasting for a moment?
In my case, I had a role that was quite difficult.
You two? Oh, that's nice.
I thought this kind of role would come, too.
Oh, brother!
Oh, you're still awake.
Actually, my brother is here.
Personally, I thought Nao-chan's role was really good.
Oh, no! Have you forgotten about the teacher?