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Dogenzaka Series
Now, let's see what we have for today!
Mentalist Ayame, right?
Yes.
Part 2, Ayame-chan.
Yes.
Part 1 was...
Um...
Really easy...
I did it...
And it was cute and fun...
But like, part 2...
Like, really...
Like, everyone's doing their best...
But like, a dress comes out...
Wait...
Like, it's natural...
Mentalist Ayame Part 2
Yes!
I'll choose one...
The youngest, Tsutsui Ayame...
As a dress girl performer, Ayame...
Will definitely be hypnotized by the older members...
Part 2 of this skit!
Welcome back, Master.
This time, these members who weren't here last time will participate!
What kind of hypnotism will they do?
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
Another special guest has come to Nogizaka Skits!
Today, we have another amazing person here for you all.
This is her second appearance!
She came from Las Vegas!
Mentalist Ayame-san! Please come in!
Nice to meet you!
Hello!
Hello everyone!
It's our first time meeting you as members, but nice to meet you!
You all look a little uneasy somewhere, but thank you for coming today!
Can you say that?!
I only heard "hello"
I'm translating everything you're saying.
So you're saying it as it is, right?
You came out last time, but did you have any feedback?
Thank you!
This is really a response worthy of a response!
Wow, she's so cute!
Wow, she's become like an adult!
She's given me so much praise, and I can feel my growth every day!
You're getting ahead of yourself!
So first of all, what kind of hypnosis would you like us to do for you?
Rabbit!
It's hypnosis where you become a cute, cute rabbit!
So teacher, please name someone who will do the hypnosis!
Yan-chan!
It's Kanagawa!
She came out as Adana again!
Kanagawa Sayako!
What do you think?
Kanagawa-san, is it easy for you to get hypnotized?
I've never done it before, so I don't know, but...
I don't want to get hypnotized!
You don't want to get hypnotized, right?!
Teacher's hypnosis will definitely get you hypnotized!
It will definitely get you hypnotized!
Last time, all of you got hypnotized!
Last time, you didn't get hypnotized!
This time, you won't get hypnotized!
You're talking too much!
So teacher, please do the hypnosis where you become a rabbit!
Yes!
She said "yes"!
Yes! Now you will become a rabbit! A cute, cute rabbit!
Pyon, pyon, pyon, pyon!
Pyon, pyon!
Yes! What kind of ears does a rabbit have?
You've already been hypnotized!
That's right!
Yes!
Rabbits are animals that die when they are lonely.
So, why don't you try to be nice to the person behind the camera?
I want to ride a limousine!
That doesn't make any sense at all!
Why does a rabbit and a limousine make no sense at all?!
Teacher!
Dismissed!
Ah, she's dismissed!
She's dismissed!
Ah! Have you returned to me?
No, but this is amazing, Ayame-san! As expected of you!
Now, what kind of hypnosis will you do next?
Dragon!
You will become my beloved, beloved little sister!
I love you so much, it can't be helped!
If you can hypnotize someone, please name someone!
No one can hypnotize me!
Kuromi!
Kuromi Haruka!
Yes, please come forward!
Kuromi-sama, have you had hypnosis before?
Eh? I haven't, but I don't think it will take me 100%.
I see!
It will take you 100%.
It will take you 100%, Ayame-san?
Yes! Well then, teacher, I'm counting on you!
Yes!
Yes, she did!
Big brother! I love you!
Hey, big brother, won't you go somewhere with me next time?
Where are you going?
She's counting on you a lot!
What is it, teacher?
Oh, Yumiki-san is also counting on her little sister's hypnosis!
Oh, is Yumiki-san already a child?
She's already counting on you, isn't she, teacher?
Don't take my big brother away!
Wow, there's one who's counting on you with excitement!
You're cute! You're mine!
You're mine!
Please get closer to the camera!
More and more!
Big brother, which one do you like? This one, right?
This one, right?
You can get closer!
But I love you so much!
I love you more than you do!
Big brother is happy!
Next up is...
Nurse!
Any patient will listen to what you say!
You will become a cute, cute nurse!
Nurse?
Please give us your name, nurse.
- Saku. - Endo Sakura-san, please step forward.
- Yes, Endo-san. - Please put on this nurse cap.
- Endo, what should I do? - Yes, please put it on.
- Ayano-san, please do your best. - Yes!
- Yes, you've become a nurse! - How is it?
- Now... - What should I say?
- Do you have an injection or something, nurse? - Would you like me to give you an injection?
- That's good, that's good. - Does it hurt, does it hurt?
- Go away! - She doesn't say that much.
- Then, would you like me to measure it with your fever? - Ah, would you like me to measure it with your fever?
- Ah, measuring it with your hand is like that, so would you like me to measure it with your forehead?
- Would you like me to put my forehead on the camera and measure it with my forehead?
- Ah, then measuring it with your hand is like that, so would you like me to measure it with your forehead?
- I'll do it like that. - I'll do it like that.
- Putting my forehead on the camera... - Ah, but it's getting cold.
- Ah, wait a minute. - Eh, nurse, what's going on?
- Sato and Matsuo have also become nurses! - Ah, is that so?
- Eh, are you colleagues becoming nurses? - Yes, yes.
- The match between patients is about to begin, nurse! - Yes, yes.
- Now, come forward! You should be coming forward, Sato and Matsuo! - Yes, I'm coming forward.
- Now, come forward! Please take care of the patient!
- Could you measure it again for me? - Ah, senior nurse, right?
- Would you like me to put it on you? - Would you like me to put it on you and measure it?
- Yes, you should put it on me. - Doctor, is this measuring properly?
- Properly! - Properly!
- She said "properly"! - She said "properly"!
- She's a little angry! - She's a little angry!
- I'll measure your fever again.
Shall we measure it with your forehead?
I'll measure it with my forehead.
It's hard, isn't it?
Wait a minute. A rabbit has come to the hospital.
It seems like the rabbit that everyone knows has come to the hospital.
Doctor, please ring the bell.
Yes.
Yes, it's ringing.
A rabbit has come to the hospital.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's ringing.
The rabbit may be injured.
We have to take a look at it.
The rabbit seems like it's going to die.
The rabbit...
Oh, oh, oh.
Doctor, how is it?
It's spinning, it's spinning.
Doctor, you're a doctor.
We have to take a good look at it.
I'll give you a big injection so you won't die.
A big injection?
Yan-chan, turn around, beam!
Oh, oh, oh.
Stop it!
Doctor said we can't look at it anymore.
That's good.
Has it been removed at all?
Yes.
Ayame-san, wasn't it the most hypnotizing thing you've ever done?
Encore.
Yes.
An encore has come out.
What is an encore?
Kaki's throwing kiss.
Doctor is asking you to end it with the best throwing kiss.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Eh, I don't know anymore.
Well then, thank you for the encore.
Yes!
An encore has come out.
Do your best throwing kiss.
(Laughter)
Upward throw?
Teacher!
Upward throw?
Teacher, did you do upward throw of hypnosis?
No, no!
No!
Please do something cute.
Is there anything better to say?
See you next week.
A lot of people say "See you next week" and throw a kiss.
Well, please do it.
Yes, face the camera and come closer.
Cute, okay?
Cute...
I hate cute.
(Laughter)
See you next week.
Teacher...
Perfect!
Thank you very much!
See you next week!
(Applause)
This time as well, it was reckless.
Kuromi-san, was it like that?
Well, I didn't think I would be hypnotized like that.
(Laughter)
Well, it was like that, but...
She kept protecting me.
Endo-san, was it painful?
Ah, yes.
What is a nurse?
(Laughter)
Wasn't it like that?
What should I do?
I had that kind of impatience.
Was it possible?
No, it was possible.
Ah, I'm glad.
The most.
I saw Sakura-chan first, and then Matsuo-chan and me were called.
I was very cautious.
And we were like "What should we do? What should we do?"
Ah, I felt sorry.
No, but you two were still nervous.
You didn't miss it, did you, Ayame?
That was amazing.
You said it properly!
(Laughter)
You want me to do it, don't you?
Ayame-chan...
No, no, no, no.
My heart hurt quite a bit in the middle.
Like...
Hmm...
Ah, I'm sorry.
Why? Why?
What? What? What?
Because you said it yourself!
That's right.
Then, Kaki-chan is also resenting you for the last one, right?
Ah, Kaki?
Yeah, that's right.
Kaki, you know...
What was that up-throwing thing you did?
I was surprised about that.
What was that?
I said "all out" so...
Ah, you did that "all out" kiss, didn't you?
No, when I thought about which "all out" was...
I couldn't do "all out" cute, so...
I thought of "all out" throwing.
You said it!
"All out" cute, so...
After this, a new development for "all out" cute, so...
"All out" cute, so...
The music...
stopped?
Nagisaka's Kids
"All out" cute, so...
Yes.
But it's already Part 3.
It is Part 3.
Isn't it fast?
It's quite fast.
I'm surprised it's my song.
It's like the "Trouble" of the prime period.
More and more.
It's Part 3!
It's...
"All out" cute, so...
with Saya Kanagawa and Haruka Kaki,
"All Out" cute, so...
the third episode of "All Out" cute, so...
This time, we'll pay attention to "all out" cute, so...
What a surprise!
Today...
I've got a really mischievous guy to join me.
So I hope you enjoy it to the fullest!
One, two, three, four!
Let me introduce you!
This is Yan-chan, Yan-chan!
That's right!
How much of a Yan-chan are you?
Tell me! Tell me, Yan-chan!
Sure!
Kaki, let's exchange Lines!
Sure! I'll read it!
Give me the QR code!
Huh? Where's the QR code?
Which button should I press?
Kaki, I'm sorry! Wait a minute!
Huh? Yan-chan, what are you doing?
I'm writing the QR code!
Yan-chan!
You're so Yan-chan!
It'll take some time!
I'm sorry! Give me two more hours!
Just send me an email!
I'm trying the Rubik's Cube!
You did it a lot when you were a kid!
Huh? Yan-chan, what are you doing?
I'm pasting stickers and matching colors!
Yan-chan!
You're so Yan-chan!
Cheating!
It's hard to talk nicely!
A different game!
Ah! There's a cat over there!
You're mistaken! It's vinyl!
Vinyl, huh...
Alright! I'll take this home and buy it!
Yan-chan!
You're so Yan-chan!
You're just a garbage collector!
The sound...has stopped?!
So you're Yancha's Yancha?
That's right!
Who are you?!
I am...
More Yancha's...
Sei-chan!
More Yancha's...
Sei-chan you say?!
Let's see who's the most Yancha!
Let's decide it!
Let's do it!
1, 2, 3, 4!
Yancha's Yancha you say?!
Let's do it!
More Yancha's...
Sei-chan you say?!
Let's decide it!
Who are you?!
I am...
More Yancha's...
Sei-chan you say?!
Let's do it!
1, 2, 3, 4!
More Yancha's...
Instead of tapioca, add salmon roe and make milk tea into sushi!
Yancha's...
Very Yancha's...
Sushi!
It's hard to breathe with a straw...
Eat it with chopsticks!
Ah! Nagashi-soumen!
Nagashi-soumen!
It's perfect for hot summer!
Huh? Yancha, what are you doing?
I'm eating it by myself!
Yancha's...
Very Yancha's...
Freshly bought soumen...
Chew it raw!
Yancha's...
More Yancha's...
Stop it and boil it!
The texture is good!
I'm going to break my stomach!
For the children who broke their stomachs
Let's break our stomachs together so we won't be lonely
For the children who broke their stomachs
Let's buy a bakery and give it away as a present
Yan-chan! Very Yan-chan! Yan-chan!
Who will win this game? Yan-chan! Yan-chan!
You're pretty good!
I have a question for you
What is an udon dish that doesn't decrease even if you eat it over and over again?
What's the answer?
Something like...
That kind of... magical... udon? Thank you!
Thank you!
Your favorite character, Yan-chan and Sei-chan!
Yes!
You've made it!
Yes!
I'm proud of myself for being able to participate in "Yan-chan's Yan-chan-san"!
Oh, I see!
One thing I'd like to say is...
It's not like I said I wanted to participate in this show!
What did you think of this battle, Yan-chan?
I think this is my favorite battle so far.
Oh, you mean this part 3?
I've never had a battle like this before.
You've improved a lot!
Also, I've never fought like this before.
I think I've gotten better at it.
You've gotten better at it.
You've become more like "Yan-chan"!
But I won, so I don't want to give up on "Yan- chan"!
If you keep doing this, you'll only change people in "Yan-chan's Part 4" and "Yan-chan's Part 5"!
That's right!
I don't like it!
I hope you'll become more like "Yan-chan"!
Yes!
Come at me!
You're weak!
Also, if you look closely,
cookies have the highest calories!
You're right!
You have a lot of calories!
You're right!
Seriously, I think I'm going to lose the most.
It's okay!
You're the only one who can do that!
Really?
No matter what you do, people will say you're not like "Yan-chan"!
Even if people say I'm not like "Yan-chan" just by doing this,
if "Yan-chan" improves even more,
I'll be one-third like "Yan-chan"!
That's right!
After this, Tsutsugi Ayame, who is still young, confesses his cute problems!
That's such an unpleasant meme!
"Makizaka's Kids"!
"Makizaka's Kids"! Welcome back!
Here is today's song!
"Listen To My Problems"!
Let's take a look at your problems.
Here it is!
I don't know what to do on my day off.
It's so peaceful.
Whose problem is this?
Yes!
Look, it's a siren.
There's a lot!
There's a lot you want to do at this age, right?
I don't have any hobbies.
I wonder what everyone is doing.
Why are you doing that?
You should go to a gyaru or go to Shibuya.
Stop it!
She's angry!
She hates it!
If you have a hobby, who would you like to invite?
I invite many people.
For example, "This drama is interesting."
Or people who send me videos and I'm surprised.
I don't like it that much.
Let me make it clear.
Is there anyone who has a hobby of going outside?
For example...
Hey!
What is it?
Taking a walk.
Taking a walk?
How long do you take a walk?
Well...
About 17 stations.
17 stations?!
She's taking a walk.
17 stations?!
5 hours.
Well...
I'm not conscious of it.
When I'm walking...
Oh, it's the last stop.
That's a lie!
What do you do when you get home?
I get on the train.
Taking a walk is good.
It's very easy.
Why don't you try it?
Taking a walk together for 17 stations.
I don't think you can do it.
Well...
About 2 stations.
2 stations?
Then you can go together up to 2 stations.
That's right.
The four students still have a lot of worries.
Thank you for not responding.
What?!
After this, we'll show you some skits from next week.
My name is Haruka Kaki.
I'm 17 years old.
(My name is Haruka Kaki.)
(I'm 17 years old.)
I thought...
I thought it would end like this.
Sometimes we do that kind of work, but...
Did you think like that?
I'm...
Meiland.
I knew it! Meiland!
Meiland!
Excuse me.
Stop it!
She's a good girl.
I've been going in the wrong direction.
Oh, I see.
My name is Haruka Kaki.
I'm 17 years old.
I'm a clumsy high school girl.