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Nogizaka SKITS!
And here's today's first SKIT!
It's rude of me to say this about Asagaya Sisters, but including Asagaya Sisters...
San... Oba-san...
San Oba-san!
You can't say Oba-san as a count!
Asagaya Sisters
Hayakawa Seira, who has played various roles with her clear acting skills,
will be playing the role of "celebrity girl" that she requested herself!
What kind of character will she play?
Yes!
Understood!
Tomorrow for sure!
Yes! Excuse me!
By the way!
Senpou-san said you have to make the material by tomorrow!
I can't do it...
No...
If you don't say it, I'll ask you to do it!
You promised me just now!
I'm doing it alone, so I can't do it...
I see...
Ah!
When I'm in such a damn hurry like this, why is there only the two of us in our club?
That's right!
There should be newcomers starting today!
You saved me!
Hm?
What?
Who is it?
Nice to meet you. I'm Seira Hayano Koji, the eldest daughter of the Hayano Koji family.
I'm Higashi-chan, a butler.
I'm Picarot, a maid.
Excuse me, do you have any business with our company?
From today onward, I'll be working as a discovery employee for this company. Please get to know me.
What? You're a newcomer?
A newcomer? No, why would a young lady like you work for our company?
Thank you for asking.
What?
I'm a young lady. I've never worked before.
But now that I'm twenty years old, I want to study about society.
So I'll do my job without worrying about stress.
Bravo, bravo!
What's up with you girls?
Well, it's spring now, but we're busy, so we can't do anything about it.
Only you, young lady, will stay. Will the other two go home?
What?
Of course! No one brings a butler and a maid to work!
Hey, old man, what are you trying to do by giving orders to young ladies like you?
Higashi!
In this company, I'm a newcomer, and he's a boss!
I have to listen to what he has to say! Young lady, you're so kind!
You girls are quite troublesome!
Young lady, if you know what I mean, let me go home! Especially that annoying guy!
Damn it, this newcomer...
Hey, young lady...
Boss!
I'm busy, so you three should stay.
That's right.
That's right. You're busy, so you three should stay.
We can stay with you, young lady.
That's right. You should thank this man.
Thank you.
He's not a man, he's a chief.
You should learn how to use words, too.
What should I do?
Can you use your computer?
Ahahaha! I can't use it.
Can you make a butterfly?
Ahahaha! I can't do it.
Can you speak English?
Ahahaha! Ahahaha! Ahahaha! I can't speak it.
You can't do anything!
You're rude.
But!
This is not a mansion.
Put it down.
Young lady, you're so kind.
Do you have to watch this every time?
I've been crying all the time.
I'm sorry, but I'm motivated.
Ah, I see.
Get me a copy.
A copy?
What's wrong?
I've seen it on TV.
A person in front of you is taking a copy.
I can do it, too!
Stop whining.
Ahahaha!
I'm sure your father will be happy.
I'm finally going to get a copy, Dad!
What?
It's my first job since I was born, getting a copy.
I want to see Dad as soon as possible.
I want to see him as soon as possible.
I want to go home and get a copy as soon as possible.
You sound like you want to say something bad.
Bravo! Bravo!
Hurry up and get me a copy!
Okay, I'll try to get you a copy!
No, it's right here!
Just go!
I'm busy anyway, so I'd better leave you alone!
Huh?
W-what's wrong?
Are you okay, Miss?
I didn't know there were so many buttons!
Buttons...
Getting a copy is so hard!
It's not hard at all!
Okay, I'll do it for you!
No, I'm counting on you!
Please!
Thank you!
Here you go!
Thank you!
Miss, here's your copy!
Thank you!
Here you go, Miss!
Thank you!
Okay, copy complete!
Don't mess with me!
It doesn't make any sense!
There's no use if you get it done for me!
I'll tell you that myself!
No, I won't accept any reward for it.
You're a professional!
This is what it's like to be a rookie!
But... But... What should I do?!
Calm down, sir!
No, no, no...
It's like a time bomb, but...
Hey!
Hurry up and pick it up!
In that case... Here I go!
What can I do for you?
Don't even call me by my name!
Yes, yes... Yes!
I need it cheap!
Huh? Huh? Huh? What are you talking about?!
I need you to complete the documents I'm asking you for by tonight.
If you can't do it, I'll cancel the contract!
No matter how much I try...
By tonight, of course...
I can't do it!
Are you two in trouble?!
Of course!
But... But... There's nothing I can do!
I'm sorry, but can you complete the documents by tomorrow?
If you can't do it, you can eat a cake!
Marie Antoinette!
Huh?
A little girl...
Are you kidding me?!
What's wrong?!
I can't do it!
Calm down, sir!
What's wrong?! Calm down!
Why?! What?! Huh?!
Ma'am...
If you call me "little girl"...
I'll lose my temper!
Huh?! Really?!
"Little girl"?!
Hey! Mori Higashi!
Do you know that I'm the eldest daughter of the Hayano family?!
I'm not playing around with you celebrities!
If you're going to keep bullying your seniors and bosses like this,
I'm going to make you pay for it!
You've changed too much!
My father loves V-cinema.
You watch a lot of dark V-cinema, don't you?!
Yes.
Fine.
If you're going to keep bullying your seniors and bosses like this,
I'm not playing around with you celebrities!
I was so nervous!
Liar!
Liar! You were so angry!
Siryo, you said you were ready for anything!
R-really?!
Yes!
You're amazing, little girl!
It's only natural for me.
Because I'm the world's best celebrity,
and I'm a Hayano girl, Sera!
Tartapuu!
I've thought about it while doing it and watching it,
but "little girl" doesn't suit me.
What are you talking about?!
For me, it's "sabuyakku" that makes me want to run away.
What are you saying?!
Huh?! Just order it! What are you saying?!
I've thought about it and the one I want to do the most is...
little girl
"little girl" is the one I want to do the most.
"little girl" is more...
I want to have a mustache or something like that.
What is that?!
She finally got it right!
Wait a minute!
What is it?!
After this, that nice duo will appear again!
Insurance Police!
Call me. Insurance Police!
Insurance Police, who takes away everyone's time and effort to get insurance, appears again!
I'll arrest you!
Once again, Sayaka Kakehashi is catching up with the East Bag!
Pay attention to her lively combination with her subordinate Morita!
Please come in.
Come up, come up.
Thank you for having me.
Sorry, it's a little messy.
No, no, no.
Please come in.
Wow, senpai! It's prettier than I thought, isn't it?
No, it's prettier than I thought, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
Please have a seat.
Thank you.
Oh, right. Wait a minute.
I got some hot chocolate from a famous shop.
W-wait a minute!
Okay!
Here you go. Thank you for waiting.
This is delicious.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Ah! W-wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Hmm?
I was sitting on the veranda with mint.
If you put this in, the taste will change again.
Oh, thank you.
Here you go.
Ah! Here you go, too.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Not at all.
Well, let's start the meeting of Yamada's farewell party.
Yes!
Hmm...
We have to have a meeting, but...
Yeah?
It's kind of relaxing, isn't it?
Yeah.
It's kind of calming in your room, senpai.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Well, I just collected the things I like.
Huh?
Huh? What?
Whoa! Huh?
Don't move!
Huh?
Don't move!
Huh? Don't move! Don't move!
What's going on?!
Suspect arrested!
Suspect?!
Huh?! Don't move!
Arrested!
What's going on?!
You just...
took insurance, didn't you?!
Insurance?!
No, I didn't...
In this cruel world,
everyone is afraid of getting hurt,
and try to take insurance in advance.
But...
I will never allow such insurance!
Nogizaka Prefecture.
If you don't take insurance, you're under arrest.
Call someone...
and take insurance!
Ah! The police officer who was at karaoke the other day!
I knew it!
You came all the way to my house?!
If you get caught, you're in trouble!
I've heard of that before!
You said you just collected what you like.
Huh?!
No, that's... that's right!
Hot chocolate from a famous shop...
Mint growing on the veranda...
Cute cushions for girls...
Suspicious!
Too suspicious!
What's suspicious about it?!
Morita!
Yes!
Huh?
Search history on your smartphone!
Search history!
Is that even possible?!
No, wait...
Wait, my smartphone...
Hey, Namita!
Take it properly!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
Sit down!
You're crazy!
Making a fancy room...
A room for girls...
Older girls...
Things they like...
I see! There's no doubt about it!
No, no, that and this are two different things! It has nothing to do with it!
As I thought...
If you only collect things you like...
It's insurance, isn't it?
Huh? Higa-san...
You really have a good sense of humor!
I'd like you to say that, but...
Making a fancy room...
You're under arrest for violation of...
Your insurance policy!
You're under arrest for violation of...
Your insurance policy!
Arrest?!
Huh?!
A newcomer from a nearby company...
Huh?!
A newcomer from a nearby company...
Huh?!
Insurance when you can't work...
You're under arrest!
I'm going!
Huh?!
You're going?!
Huh?!
Can I go, too?!
Huh?!
Uh...
A-are you okay?!
I'm fine!
You're kind of scared, aren't you?
I don't care if they come...
Let's hurry up and have a meeting!
Yes!
Come to think of it...
You're the closest to Yamada-kun, aren't you, Rei- chan?
He's like a little brother to me...
He's cute!
Why don't you go out with him?
Hmm...
Yamada-kun might not like me...
I don't think so...
Oh, and...
What would make Yamada-kun happy?
Yamada-kun is pure, so...
I think he'd be happy with anything!
Well, not pure...
But simple!
Well, in a good way!
No, I'm not saying bad things about you...
But Yamada-kun sometimes asks me for advice!
Oh, I don't think anything of it at all!
Well...
I don't think you're being polite!
(phone rings)
Not again! Not again!
Don't move!
Oh, right!
Don't move!
You had your phone with you!
Don't move!
Did you give it back?
Give me back my phone!
Haken Paris... desu!
It's not "desu"!
Let's write it down!
No, not "desu"!
Don't move!
She's at it again!
What's with you?
We were just having a normal conversation!
If you're going to talk back, cheer up!
She's fast!
She's got a fast pattern!
I'm not talking back!
What's that supposed to mean?
You said this...
Huh?
In a good way!
This isn't a bad word or anything...
No, I don't think it is...
It's all just...
To say Yamada-kun's bad words...
That's not what I meant!
A series of bad words to hide a pathetic man's jealousy!
That's an amazing word!
I see!
So you're a nicer person, Higa-san!
I have a serious crime I'd like you to know about.
Huh?
You're under arrest for insurance fraud.
Good for you! Good for you!
Can you go home already?
No, it's fine!
Just ask for a lawyer!
Huh?
You're going to end up in a fight nearby?
You came in a hurry, so your clothes are all random!
"Desu" you say?!
Insurance for when you think your clothes are plain!
You're under arrest!
Let's go!
Hurry up and go over there!
How frustrating!
I'm sorry!
You're always involved with him!
No, it's fine!
Well, you're an adult now, so let's get this over with!
Oh, um...
Can I call home?
Oh, sure!
Thank you!
Yeah, I'm worried about you!
What should we do, Tamura-san?
What should we do?
It's Yamada-kun, after all...
You know...
Yes?
Does Rei-chan really not have a boyfriend?
Hmm...
She said she didn't have one.
Oh, I see.
That one.
Are you aiming for me?
No, I'm not aiming for you.
I've been single for a long time, and you don't have a boyfriend.
I thought it would be fun if we were together.
No, I didn't mean that at all.
Excuse me.
Oh.
What were you two talking about?
No, it's nothing.
Huh?
Are you curious about what we were talking about?
Yes.
Huh? You're jealous, aren't you?
Just kidding.
Oh, no.
Yes, you are.
I know.
I'll keep an eye on you.
Yes, you are.
Oh, no.
I can't do this.
Insurance police.
Huh?
Don't be so rude.
Suspect, arrest him!
Don't move!
She's being the most quiet right now.
Yes, yes. It's okay.
I've arrested him.
If you take his blood sample...
Are you sorry?
I'm scared.
No, I'm sorry.
You said you were curious about what we were talking about.
Are you jealous?
That's what you said.
After that, you said, "What's wrong with you?"
And you charged him with double crime.
Mr. Higashi.
Please look at me more.
That's what you want me to say, but you said it in a weird way.
Weird way?
You're under arrest for violating the insurance policy.
Nice police!
Wait a minute.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm just a colleague of yours.
I think of you as a colleague of mine, so this is a double crime.
If you were really just a colleague of mine...
Huh?
Do you know the truth, Detective Tamura?
Huh?
Yes!
This man is after justice and order!
Huh?
Well done, Detective Tamura!
An infiltration investigation?!
You did an infiltration investigation?!
You went into his workplace first?!
He was there for about two months!
What kind of person is he?!
Are you serious?!
You're under arrest for violating the insurance policy!
Wait!
Come on, sing for me!
I will never date you, Higashi-senpai!
What? N-no way?
But we don't know what's going to happen in the future.
I can't say bad things about people!
I don't mean to say bad things about you, but...
Are you sure you can't?
I can't!
Are you sure?
Yes.
Here I go!
Hey!
Tamura, hey!
Well...
I'll walk you home.
It's okay, my dad will pick me up.
Oh, your dad?
Then I'll just say hello.
It's okay.
Come to the convenience store over there.
Sorry about that.
You're the brightest one here!
In "Keiji-donoma" and such, I often play the role of a buddy.
And I get to do it with Morita-san.
Rei-chan says we have a good chemistry.
It's nice.
Tamura, who played an infiltrator...
I don't know if I can say how I want to date Rei- chan...
"Nigizaka Skits"!
This time, Tamura-san will...
play the role of an infiltrator.
And I think it's cool.
It's kind of...
I think my role is kind of cool.
Before you two came in, the three of you were thinking, "Actually, I'm an infiltrator."
It's like...
How do I make Rei-chan say she wants to date me?
It's like...
Hey, you said it, didn't you?
I said I wanted to go out with you, and you said "Hey..."
But that's in the script.
You made me say it, so it's in the script.
After this, we'll show you next week's sketch!
The sound... stopped?
Huh? Did it stop?
Wait a minute.
Huh? Teacher, what is it?
Yan-chan~
Very Yan-chan~
The sound... stopped?
I think this is my favorite so far.
I think I'll get picked the most.
Hello.
Yes?
Would you like me to give you an injection?
No...
What should I do?
It just came out of nowhere.