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Throwing Skits!
Today's first skit is about a super fast-paced girl coming back again and again!
Captain Yuri!
Yes!
This is your third time, right?
You're amazing!
You've improved!
Thank you!
This time, you're also playing a small role, right?
That's right.
It was my first time playing a role like that.
I don't think anyone will try that role in the future.
But Yuri's world view is really interesting.
Thank you for letting me play that role.
Nice to meet you. My name is Captain Yuri.
Nice to meet you.
Yuri Kitagawa, a mysterious character born in '41, becomes a super fast-paced hero and fights against evil organizations.
This is the third skit!
Should I use my parts?
This time, pay attention to Shinkaijin brought by Shibata, the boss of an evil organization!
This is a beautiful girl.
What are you going to do with me?
I'm sure you'll become a good monster.
Huh?
Kyokuden Yuri, help me!
You showed up again.
Um... can you give me back my hostage?
If you want me to give it back, you'd better take it by force!
Can't we talk?
Absolutely impossible!
No, I think it's possible!
No, it's impossible!
Huh? Why? Huh? I thought I could break it!
Why?!
No, you can't do that! You can't do that!
It can't be helped.
Well, then...
Special... Super...
Wait a minute!
M-Master Shibata!
It seems that my subordinates have been defeated by that special move many times.
Nice to meet you. I am Captain Yuri.
I see. Everyone was swung around at this pace.
That's right.
But that's over now. This girl will defeat you.
N-no way!
Come forth, monster Sakura!
This is Master Shibata's newly created new monster!
What a terrifying aura!
The battle against Yuri will now begin.
Are you Captain Yuri?
Yes, pleased to meet you.
As my first enemy...
Captain, full marks.
Now, let the heated battle begin.
A battle is always...
A-battle.
Tazare?!
Tazare?! Why?!
Sakura has the strongest cherry-colored warrior, Hayashi Apei's DNA.
Why?!
That's why you're wearing pink?!
Now, do it!
Sorry, but my victory is decided.
I'm... Victory...
What's with her?!
I'm winning...
My stomach hurts...
No way!
You're kidding me!
You're laughing like crazy!
Don't laugh like that.
You're laughing like Yumizu!
What?!
Seriously?!
Stop it!
It hurts!
You're the only one laughing!
But it's true that Captain Yuri is in pain!
Yuri, now's not the time to laugh.
Let's take a picture.
Why?!
Apei's DNA?!
What?!
Apei's DNA is in a place like that?!
Photo!
When you take a photo, you say "photo!"
What's with you?!
Wasn't it pretty funny?!
Anyway, while we're on tour, Sakura!
Use your special move and finish her off!
Special move...
Run away, Captain Yuri!
Finally, it's time for Captain Yuri to be defeated!
We're going to conquer the world, right?!
Huh?
Special move...
You don't have one?!
You don't have a special move?!
You only know how to hit people and take pictures?!
Morita's birthday is August 23rd, just like Mukai Hazuki's.
You don't even have the ability to remember birthdays!
You only go to places you don't need to go!
Hina, you're ahead of the game!
Yes!
Special move! Super Uni-crash!
So this is what happens in the end?!
Yes!
Hey, that's enough! Don't drag your allies into this!
We won again, didn't we, Captain Yuri?!
I'm sorry, everyone.
I won!
That's what you said!
Excuse me.
Captain Yuri...
You have a special move, but...
...in a battle...
you...
riii...
Why are you here?!
Sakura's been defeated, huh?
How pathetic.
Well, whatever.
Next time, I'll turn him into the strongest monster!
Where do you think you're going when you're fighting?!
I was able to save the world...
Oh, not me.
I was able to save it, so...
I'm relieved. I'm glad!
How long do we have to keep up with this setting?!
Setting...
You don't know until you show it, do you?!
When I first heard about the villain role, I wondered what kind of strong role it would be, but it turned out to be a joke.
When I played it, it was surprisingly fun.
Which joke did you like the most?
The one about victory.
Victory...
Oh, that one!
Isn't that Captain Yuri?!
No, it's not.
Isn't that Captain Yuri?!
No, it's not.
She laughed at the same place as Captain Yuri.
What?!
No, it's not like that!
I love Shibata very much.
Last time, I appeared as a new member of Shibata.
Someday, I'd like to join Shibata's boy band.
No, no, no!
You're one person short of changing jobs!
She's in a pinch!
It's a valuable force!
It means you'll be betrayed!
After this, a tough wife becomes a gyaru and dances!
I asked you to let me do it, but did you have a gyaru desire?
No, I didn't!
Who is the lead role this time?
Yes!
Ayame-chan!
What kind of role was this?
It's a gyaru!
It's a gyaru, isn't it?
I'm not usually a gyaru.
Even though I'm not really a gyaru,
After doing Stitch,
The gyaru character came to life.
I did my best.
I searched for videos of gyaru impersonations.
You searched in advance!
What came out of it!
The youngest, 16-year-old Ayame Tsutsui,
Is a very calm and down-to-earth character.
However...
It's a little gyaru-like, isn't it?
Gyaru?
It has a gyaru quality.
It's a gyaru-like Stitch, isn't it?
Yes!
I knew it!
While performing a gyaru-like Stitch impersonation,
One of the members' gyaru character has settled down.
Tsutsui will be a gyaru impersonation of Ayame,
And challenge a parody of an old story!
Pay attention to the member who plays the role of an old woman!
Once upon a time...
Grandpa, it's really windy, isn't it?
Ugh, with this wind, I won't be able to sell firewood for a while!
It can't be helped!
I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble, old woman!
Grandpa, I promise I won't say that!
What a nice woman!
Ugh, is it the wind?
No, it looks like someone is here!
What?!
In this windstorm?!
O-old woman, a-are you coming out?!
You might be a bear!
I'm still fine!
Ugh, you're so aggressive!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
W-what's wrong!? So you were a bear after all!?
WHAT!?
It's Ayomen!
Gyal!?
In this storm and in the mountain, you're Gyal!? Why!?
Wow, you scared me! You were Gyal, weren't you!?
It must have been hard in the blizzard, wasn't it?
Yeah, and look, we're inside now.
The sunlight is amazing!
Why are you sleeping on the floor, Taku-chan?
Sleeping on the floor, gal!
And it's in the middle of the mountains, but the room is so beautiful!
You two are really amazing!
You who came in this blizzard are more amazing!
So, why is Ayamen here?
Today...
I'm here to repay my grandpa for his kindness!
Repay?
What's "repay"?
The other day, when we were trapped in the mountains and we were so anxious,
look, grandpa saved us!
Oh! The girls' hot springs at that time!
Yeah!
No, I was really surprised because humans were trapped!
Grandpa saved us with all his might in the cold!
He's so kind!
Isn't he really amazing?
Did you have an ulterior motive?
No!
Look, it's messed up, grandpa!
No, I didn't!
Thank you for coming all the way to tell me!
I'm happy for you, but for now, go home as soon as the blizzard is gone!
Right?
Grandpa, you're so down-to-earth!
Down-to-earth!
Ayamen, I want to repay you two!
Repay?
Yeah!
What's "repay"?
Well...
I'm going there now, so don't peep at me, okay?
Of course I won't. You promised me, didn't you?
I won't peep at you. What are you doing?
It's okay. It's okay.
Choymuchi!
You're so free!
What are you doing?
Let me peep at you.
Yes!
Yes! You promised me three seconds ago!
But you care about me, don't you?
I do care about you, but...
Grandpa...
You're so aggressive!
[Laughter]
Oh no!
Why were you dancing?!
Huh?! What's going on?!
But you looked like you were having fun!
No, but what's going on?!
Right?! I don't get it at all!
Huh?! Huh?!
Again with this bad mood?!
Someone's...
Hey, don't go!
Don't go without hesitation!
I'm Iizu Nogizaka!
Iizu Nogizaka!
We have orders from Ms. Ayame,
and we have chicken and hotdogs!
It's in the back.
Oh, it's in the back?
Why didn't you just let me in?!
Let me in!
You were hungry, weren't you?!
No, I'm not!
I'm here to repay you, right?!
Well...
Would you like to see it?
That's too soon!
What?!
She's dancing again!
Why do you have to dance with a delivery guy?!
Right, grandma?!
Huh?!
Where did grandma go?!
Huh?!
Don't tell me...
What are you dancing in one house?!
Were you planning to dance in the middle of the night?!
Grandpa, you peeked in, didn't you?
Peeked in?!
No, no, I peeked in, but you two are totally in it!
It's funny, but if Ayame sees it, she can't be here.
I peeked in?!
Ah, it shouldn't have been seen by me!
Ah, I got a throwing line in today's stream, so I'll give you that!
Ah, I was streaming!
Grandpa and Grandma, it was really fun!
Thank you! See you!
Be careful!
What's up with her?!
Bye-bye, Grandma and Grandpa!
She was stretching like crazy at the end!
You should go home, too!
Go home, you too!
Ah, no, I'll pay you 8,000 yen.
She didn't pay me!
She was an outstanding girl!
Ayame-chan's excitement was similar to Fuan- chan's, so we'd like to do it together!
But Yakumo is the best, Fuan-chan!
Do you like me, Fuan-chan?
No, no, it's a collaboration!
It's a collaboration!
Can I be a gal?
Can you be a gal?
Ah, of course, of course!
Ah, I see!
I don't like Fuan-chan!
I absolutely don't like Fuan-chan!
I can't do that!
Ayame-chan, you didn't know about Parapara, did you?
I didn't know about it!
You two learned about it in an instant, didn't you?
That's right!
I watched that video yesterday and gave up in five minutes!
I said, "This is impossible!"
I learned about 30 minutes from the teacher and finally managed to do it!
To some extent!
It was tough!
And I don't want to push Stack-san, so I was like, "Fine, okay!"
Like, "Okay!"
I wanted to show him Parapara and how it suddenly went "shakin'"!
But Higashibukuro-san made me laugh at it all!
You were interrupted!
I was a little frustrated!
Seira's grandmother hated it in the classroom!
She was a grandmother more than you can imagine!
You're being praised for this!
I couldn't help it because I didn't like it.
Really?
It's rare...
Isn't it a little short-sighted?
I'm the only grandma role.
That role means you don't have a rival, right?
I'm not happy about it.
You're not happy about it.
How about you, Mato?
But I'm glad it's you, Sera.
But you can still steal it.
That's right.
That's a little...
What's that supposed to mean?
She's a dummy.
This is hard.
Nogizaka Skids
After this,
Kaki Haruka will confess her sincere worries.
Kaki!
You'll forget about it for sure.
Nogizaka Skids!
Nogizaka Skids characters have been revealed!
In order for a character to play a life-and-death skit in the future,
it's essential to know about each member's personality.
So, today's topic is...
Please listen to my worries.
What worries do all four of you have?
Everyone, what worries do you have?
Here are your worries!
It's hard to get a fan play.
Who wrote this?
Me.
I'm sad.
Haki, is that so?
My birthday is August 8th.
It's very easy to remember.
It's easy to remember, isn't it?
I say it because it's August 8th, but I can definitely forget it.
As a culture in Nogizaka, is there a culture of giving out pamphlets?
I think there is.
Have you ever given out a pamphlet to anyone?
Yes, to everyone.
Everyone?!
Did you get one?
I didn't buy a pamphlet, so I said "I'll buy it for you right here."
That's heartless!
No, it's not like that!
We promised to go out together for your birthday, so I thought I'd buy it for you.
That's what you were going to do, right?
Yes.
Who didn't buy you a pamphlet last year?
I'm really sorry about that.
I'm really bad at remembering birthdays.
I know.
I often give out pamphlets after my birthday has passed.
Some people don't give me any.
That leads me to the next problem.
The next problem is this.
Some people don't give me a birthday present.
Who is this?
Yes.
What is this? Is it for Kaki?
Or is it for everyone?
I'm sorry, but it's not for Kaki.
Why?!
What's going on?
After October 3rd, I bought one for Saku-chan.
But I forgot to bring it with me.
You've been keeping it at home for about 8 months?
It's always at home.
But every time we meet, I say, "Oh, I'll bring you a birthday present next time."
So you brought it today?
I brought it today.
You brought it today?!
Finally!
Do you have it?
You bought it in October last year, right?
I bought it in October!
Happy birthday!
That's a great smile.
I'm happy.
What is it?
Ta-da!
It's cute!
It's like a humidifier.
It's cute!
It looks good!
I'm happy. Thank you.
I'm sorry.
It's nice, but it looks like something Kaki would want.
I'll definitely buy it! I'll definitely buy it!
Next week's sketch will be revealed!
Health Paris!
[Next Week]
I have a request.
I'm Ms. Conto.
Ms. Conto.
It's too much to say, right?
Nice to meet you.
I'm Seira Ayanokouji.
What a gorgeous face!
Are you crying?
I want to get a mustache or something.
You have a mustache, right?
I'm doing my best.
Yes, I understand.
More! More! More!
More! More!
Mobile phone!
It's Health Paris!
It's not "desu"!