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Nogizaka Series
Let's kick it off with this skit!
You're the lead role of "Idol" and "Life", right?
Yes!
Oh, am I the lead role?
No, you're not!
Oh, really?
You're the lead role too.
In the first place, "Nogizaka" is also a story about where you're going, right?
I was surprised!
I hadn't really thought about it at the time.
I didn't know it would be such a big deal.
It's not that big of a deal!
Idol Dojo
Previously, in "Nogizaka to Koede"'s skit battle...
It's morning already!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
In a sense, Seimiya Rei made a series of skits that she didn't expect at all.
It's a home run.
Seimiya became the master of "Idol Dojo" in order to survive in "variety".
Pay attention to the fresh students who challenge "idol dojo" for a long time!
Idol Dojo
3, 4, 5!
Now it's starting! "This is the youthful light" of "Lorita Tetsuya"
Now we're in this dojo that is rumoured to be where idol's sons are spending their youthful days!
Let's take a look!
Excuse me for a moment during training!
Can we have a little conversation for you?
Yes, so let's have a good conversation!
yes!
Yes.
I'm sorry, but what kind of dojo is this?
This is where idols train for variety shows.
For variety shows?
For variety shows, it's easier for them to remember your face.
Oh, I see.
Huh? What's with that picture?
She's the legendary monk and also the father of idols, Zucchini.
She works hard every day for her girlfriend's sake.
Oh, I see.
The practice is about to begin, so come this way.
Yes.
Well then, Seimiya Shihan, practice, begin!
Once more, attention!
Bow!
When I say that, lower your head.
He did it!
Oh, so that's how it is!
I'm sorry about that, Tamura.
Oh, I feel bad for you!
Stand up!
Your face is red!
Well then, Seimiya Shihan will begin his practice.
How is it today?
All right. I'm going to start doing a monoboke using a bat.
Monoboke?!
Yes. All right, everyone, raise your hands!
Yes, yes!
Wow!
Yes, yes!
All right!
Yes, yes!
All right, Kanagawa!
Yes!
Let's go!
A monoboke using a bat, huh?
All right, Kanagawa, please!
As I thought, it's too big for a mini-tomato to cut.
Wow, it's pretty good, isn't it?
You're growing up!
All right, then, next!
Yes!
All right, Matsuiko!
Yes!
Please!
I'm going to get my revenge on Momotaro.
A monoboke using a bat!
Please raise your hands!
Yes!
Yakubo!
Yes!
Yakubo, please!
Where are you?!
Oh, there you are!
Oh, you scared me!
You scared me!
Tension is important!
Sometimes you're the scary type of idol!
All right, then, Kuromi, let's go!
Yes!
All right, Kuromi, please!
Drink up, Nyoibo!
I'm going to get my revenge!
Make sure you watch the next episode, too!
That's a great monoboke!
It's called "Yari-giru".
All right, then...
Shihan, may I ask you for a favor?
Yes!
Oh, you can watch Shihan's monoboke, huh?
Yes!
All right, then...
Shihan!
Yes!
Please!
Senpai! Please do your best in Japan!
What does it mean?
Did you use the baseball bat as a baseball bat?
But it's not about shaking it...
That's right.
It's about the manager.
No, no, it's funny, so if it doesn't look like something...
No, no, no.
If it looked like something...
You could see enough of the drama and it was cute, right?
No, no...
It's like that.
Is that so?
No, as expected of Shihan.
I feel like Shihan doesn't know about funny things the most.
What should we do next?
Then...
With this, please.
Ah!
Then, this...
Is it a kettle?
A kettle, right?
Yes.
Then, who can use a kettle?
Yes!
Then, Hayashi, let's go!
Yes.
Why did you raise your hand?
If you were hit, you'd be anxious.
Then, Hayashi, please!
Is this really 3000 yen per hour?
Wow!
Wow, that's amazing!
Only her angle is different!
Yes!
- Kanagawa! - Yes!
- This girl has an atmosphere. - From the moment she comes out...
- Hey! - Oh, scary!
- It's starting! - Everyone who comes to me is scary!
- Yes! Then, Kanagawa, please! - Oh!
- I hope you grow up well! - Oh!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Oh! - Yes!
- She wasn't there when I said "pa!" - Yes!
- I thought I helped you! - Yes!
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Yes! - Tamura, shall we go?
- Yes! - Yes!
- I felt your spirit. - Please!
- Oh! - That's right!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Yes!
- If possible... - Yes!
- I wanted to hit you in the first shot! - Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Yes! Yes! - Hey, Shihan!
- Can you do me a favor? It's about time... - Yes!
- Shihan, are you okay? - Yes!
- You came out well, but... - Yes!
- I'm most worried about you, Shihan! - Yes!
- Then, Shihan, please! - Yes!
- Jiru-jiru-jiru... - Oh!
- You're standing in front of me! I hope you have a good day!
- No, that's why... - Yes!
- No, that's why, Shihan! - Yes!
- I'm not mad at you at all! - That's what you think, right?
- I'm using you as my night vision device!
- You have to make me look like you! - Yes!
- I'm using you as my night vision device! - Yes!
- Master, I'll ask you one last question. - You're not listening at all!
- Which one shall we go with? - Yes.
- The helmet, right? - The helmet...
- Then, with the helmet... - Yes! Yes!
- Let's do a monoboke! - Yes!
- There's a helmet, right? - Yes! Yes!
- With the monoboke... - Yes! Yes!
- Then, Matsuo, let's go! - Yes!
- Because it's a helmet, right? - Then, Matsuo, please!
- Excuse me! I said "half-ripened egg", but...
- It's really hard! - Wow!
- Amazing! - That's how it is! - Yes!
- I only want to see her monoboke! - Yes!
- Yes!
- Then, the other side! - Yes!
OK, then, your role, please!
I dropped one of my earphones!
- Now you're talking! - Don't say it like it's something bad!
- Well, I'd like you to do something involving that person. - That's right!
- I've been waiting for you for once! - Yes!
- Yes! - Then, Kuromiko! - Yes!
Hiyaa, customers! I feel refreshed!
As I thought, summer is very short!
You know, when I see such short hair, I feel young!
- Please come again next time! - Yes!
Basically, it's long!
- Basically, it's an anime style! - Long and bokeh!
- That's an anime style! - Yes!
- Then, the other side! - Yes!
- Yes, Tamura! Show her! - Yes!
Please!
Grandpa, grandma! I can't cross the river like this!
- No problem! - Yes!
Well...
Please let her guess it for the first time!
For the first time!
She's the one who does orthodox bokeh!
It's funny because you're watching it!
- Yes! - Alright, Matsuo, let's go!
You didn't think I'd come, did you?
- Alright! - Yes, Matsuo, please!
- Senpai gave me a second button! - Oh, that's good!
That's good!
There's a difference in size, too!
- Lastly, is it okay? - No, it's fine!
I only have a bad feeling about it!
- Alright! - Please!
- Let's do rock, paper, scissors! - Of course!
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- Usually, you wear a white helmet. - No, no, no!
- You don't have a yellow one! - No, I've never seen a yellow one!
- You're an idol, right? - Yes! - What about your humor? - It comes down from above.
- It doesn't come down from above! - It's all experience!
- Everything you do is experience! - Everyone is amazing!
- It could be that you're good with new members. - Yes, like Atsuo-san. - Really? Thank you!
- You're the kind of person who can do anything! - That's right!
- You suddenly gained confidence! - No, I didn't!
- When I received the script, it said "ad-lib". - Yes.
- I didn't know what "ad-lib" meant, like "mono - boke towa" or "mono-boke kotsu" or "ad-lib". - The idol!
- I didn't know what "ad-lib" meant, like "mono - boke towa" or "ad-lib". - The idol!
- You helped her out! - Yes.
- Seeing how worried you were about the script and everything, you must have been dumbfounded!
- I was like, "Why was I worried about this for so long?" - That's amazing!
Nogizaka 46
Nogizaka 46's fourth season!
"Farewell, Youth's Light" and "Conti's Challenge"!
Nice to meet you! I'm Seira Hayano Kouji!
I'm Ayame! Yay!
Master! You speak such fine Japanese!
- I'm Kogane! - Yes! I'm Kogane!
- Yes! I'm Kogane!
- How old are you? - I'm 18 years old.
Thank you for waiting! What's wrong?
Coming soon!
- I really am an idiot woman! - Hey, hey, hey!
Nogizaka's Kids!
Mayu Tamura, the oldest of four.
I want to be with you like little children.
I love you!
As an older sister, Tamura leads everyone...
Morita and his wife, Metsuen.
They are a bit of a strong young couple.
Pay attention to Mayutan, who works out more than last time!
Honey, please!
I'm home!
Welcome home, honey!
Good work today!
Thank you!
What's up, Mayu? You were singing "Eminem" again!
No, I wasn't!
I could hear you out there!
There's more!
Oh, right!
This is a cake as a gift!
Cake?!
Yeah!
You like sweets, don't you, Mayu?
Yeah!
You always do your best!
Oh, thank you!
I love that about you!
You're so cute!
I'd be embarrassed if you said that about a cake, but...
I'm glad you asked the young woman at work.
Huh? What did you ask her?
Well, you know...
She said there's a good cake shop nearby...
So I thought I'd give it a try and bought it.
The young woman at work?!
What's wrong?
No...
Huh? What's wrong?
Mayu? Huh?
Mayu?
No, no...
You're lying!
Oh, Mayu!
What are you doing?!
You have a wife like me,
but you talk about a woman like you at work and a cake that has nothing to do with you!
You're lying!
Wait a minute! It's not like that!
What's wrong?!
You know, young people...
I mean, men!
Huh?
No, I mean, sweet guys!
Oh, really?
I thought you were a young and fashionable woman.
No, I'm not cheating!
I'll go get my bag.
Wait for me.
Are you okay?
What am I supposed to do?
Hey!
I have a present for you!
What?!
What do you think it is?
I'm so happy!
A sweater?!
A hand-knit sweater!
It's finally done!
Really?!
I can't wait for winter!
Huh?
Isn't it too small?
Yeah, it's a kid's sweater.
I'm a kid.
You're right.
I can't wait for winter!
Aren't you going to wear it?
No, I can't wear it.
It was a waste of time knitting for you every day!
You said you preferred hand-knit sweaters and shirts to sweaters and shirts at overseas factories!
I'm such a stupid woman!
I know! I know! I know!
I'll cut it! I'll cut it!
(laughs)
Ah!
Well, if it's perfect, it's perfect!
(laughs)
Why do you love me so much?
I...
Are you in love with me?
(laughs)
It's like C-3PO.
Hey, Mayu, I'll go change for now!
Ah!
Wait a minute!
Huh?
I've prepared something good for you!
Something good?
Wait a minute!
I'd like you to prepare a tongue from here.
Here we go!
Huh?
Here we go!
What?
Here you go!
Huh? What's this?
You must be tired from walking a lot, right?
I've prepared a foot bath for you!
Huh?! A foot bath?!
Why did you prepare a foot bath for me?!
I can do it!
I can't stand it anymore!
(laughs)
I'll go get you some hot water!
(laughs)
She's stronger than before!
But it's a luxury to have a foot bath at home!
Hmm...
Wait a minute!
Huh? Huh?
Mayu!
Huh?
Mayu!
Wait a minute!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Huh? What's wrong? What's wrong?
Mayu! What degree is it?
What degree is it?
Hmm... I don't know, but...
Ever since you left...
Hmm...
I've been fooling around!
It's 100 degrees!
(laughs)
Then it's 100 degrees!
It's as hot as my love, right?
(laughs)
As expected!
You should dilute it with water.
Won't it go in?
(laughs)
No, it's too hot.
I put it in. Can't it go in like this?
No, as expected of water.
My love for you has already cooled down, right?
Even though it doesn't go in my feet, you want to wash your feet from my marriage life, right?
As I thought, I'm a stupid woman!
Um, Mayu, do you know the concept of "burned"?
Well, it goes in, but...
It goes in, so I get it! It goes in!
Are you serious?
Hey, look! At least look at me!
Ah! It feels good! It feels good!
How good it feels when it goes in!
I...
Am I loved?
Wait a minute.
Sensually, I also feel like it's coming out of here.
Mayu...
Well, well, I'm tired. It came out. Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank goodness! Our love was genuine!
That's right!
I also have a present for you, Mayu!
What?
A present! Wait a minute!
A present?
Mayu always...
Um, you always give me presents, so...
What could it be?
Here you go!
Mayu, you're always tired from the fire, right?
So, in order to get rid of your tiredness, I'm going to give you a very hot present!
Here you go! Take a seat!
It's okay! I'm not at all tired!
Take a seat!
Please!
I can't sit on the beriberis!
You're lying.
It's the northern beriberis!
I can't do it!
You're lying.
Please sit on it!
I worked so hard on the internet!
Okay! I'll sit on it!
I'll sit on it!
Will you sit on it?
Okay!
This red button...
If you press the red button, you'll get tired.
Be careful.
Don't make your wife do that.
You'll get tired.
Okay.
Because you did it for me?
That's right.
Mayu, I want you to make me a little more tired.
Are you serious?
Mayu, I want you to make me a little more tired.
Is it okay for me to do this?
No, it's okay!
Is it okay?
It's okay.
That was very effective.
Is it okay?
I'll do it!
Ah!
What a cute wife you are!
This is amazing!
I feel like I'm getting more and more crazy.
If we kept doing that kind of content, we'd both die by the end of the year.
We'd die! We'd go as far as we could!
No, it's because you're putting in so much effort!
You're putting in so much effort that you don't think you're an idol!
When I say you can't do it, you have to say it!
The staff will go wherever you go!
I understand. I'll be careful. I'll tell you what I want to say.
Nogizaka Skins
After this, we'll continue with last week's episode.
We've just joined this year, but we're going to explore the surprising aspects of New Yorkers!
I definitely want to go!
Nogizaka Skins
New Yorkers who want to know more about New Yorkers!
New Yorkers Character Discovery Meeting!
Let's talk about this topic.
Here it is!
Who has changed the most among New Yorkers?
Matsuo-san, please answer.
Oh, Hayashi-san.
When I was climbing up the hill, I thought, "That's weird."
My walking style started with my head, and my feet followed me afterwards.
It's like...
That's weird!
It's true! It's true!
It looks like you!
You don't know it yourself, do you?
No, I don't know it at all.
Hayashi-san, can you walk over there for a second?
When you say it like that, it makes me conscious of it, so it's not weird at all.
I'm always floating a little more.
She's floating a little more.
I guess there's something like that halfway through human evolution.
Walking styles...
Running is also excellent.
Try running anything.
Kayase's style.
You'll never do something like that!
I've never seen anyone running like that.
Seeing you, imiki-san, you look like you were waiting for a compliment.
No, I'm not!
I'm telling you, I'm not!
Liar.
I'm not!
And now, let's take a look at next week's skits!
I'm Ayome! Yay!
I'm not really a gal, but after doing "stitch," I've become a gal character.
A new strong enemy has appeared. I'm sure you'll be a good monster.
You were suffering, weren't you?
Seriously?!
Please stop it!
Thank you for letting me speak.