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[I, Tsushima]
Throwing Skits
Today's first skit is these four trying to be a little crazy.
How was it?
Didn't you want to do it?
No, I didn't want to do it.
My goal is to try various skits and throw away my shame.
That's right.
You did it this time.
Did you know about it?
There was something I didn't know about it.
This is your first attempt to do a skit, Ms. Sato.
But you did your best.
Really?
I was about to cry in the dressing room.
Because you were nervous?
I was nervous and worried if I could do it.
This is my third time appearing on TV.
I wasn't sure if I could do it.
The way you went up the stairs.
That's right.
You didn't look nervous at all.
How high will you go up?
You didn't look like you were having fun.
Yes.
It's not a joke.
Among the four students, there are four people with a young image.
Endo, Kitagawa, Tsutsui, and Sato.
They are supposed to be an adult idol unit.
However, due to the idea of President Morita of the agency,
they decided to make a huge image change.
Please pay attention to the four new aspects of them that you haven't seen before.
Dramatic Before and After
President, is it true that I'm going to change the image of the idol unit I'm in charge of, White Angel, a lot?
Change directions a lot and give both media and fans an impact.
I was an adolescent idol, so can I do anything else?
They can do it. No, I'll have you do it.
President, I'm done changing.
Makeup is over, too.
Are you really going with this?
It's a little embarrassing.
All right. The Birth of the New White Angel.
Huh?What the hell?
Eh?
Don't tell me, is it a heavy meta?
Ah, hey, hey, hey, hey, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
There is an impact.
There is an impact, but...
Ah.
No, President, what's going on with me?
Even if you do it normally, don't you think it will sell?
That's why we're going to sell them as heavy metal characters from now on.
- Heavy metal characters? - Yeah.
- Um... - Huh? Who are you?
- No, of course I am. - Are you Endo?
- Yes, I'm Endo. - Oh, you're Endo.
- Um, we don't know much about heavy metal. - No, no, we'll tell you about it later.
For now, we'll write it down little by little. Let's say hello.
One, two...
We're white angels who came from heaven.
You're weird.
You know, what you're saying and what you're doing are different.
You know, what you've done up until now has been really useless.
- No, it's because you're like this. - Yeah.
- You're going to do it like this, right? - I'm going to change everything.
- I... - First of all, your name!
- I'm going to make you into a heavy metal band, Nogizaka 100,00046. - From White Angel? - Yeah. - Where did you come from, Nogizaka? - Huh? - Where did you come from, Nogizaka? - Nogizaka... - I just came up with it when I was walking in Nogizaka. - Is this your concept? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to make you into Nogizaka 100,00046. - You've changed a lot. - Yeah. - Sato, can you say your greeting now? - Yes. - I'm a White Angel who came from heaven. - Yeah. - I'm going to do the exact opposite of that. - The exact opposite... - I'm Nogizaka 100,00046 who came from hell!
- No, it's the exact opposite, but... - Okay, you guys, say it once. - Huh? - One, two...
- "The one who died from hell," "Nogizaka 1046."
- "Fuhahahahaha." - You're almost dead!
- What's going to happen? - Hey, hey, hey, Sato! Sato, say it louder!
- "The one who died from hell!" - "The one who died from hell."
- Say it even lower! - You can't say it, can you?
- "Ah, ah, ooh, ooh," - Yeah, say it with that low voice!
- "The one who died from hell,"
- "Nogizaka 1046."
- If you're feeling something, say it with that emotion, okay?
- Okay, now, Endo, you try it.
- "The one who died from hell,"
- "Nogizaka 1046."
- Hey, you guys, you're not aliens!
- Okay, you guys, say it with that hand gesture, okay?
- And say it with that hand gesture, okay?
- Yeah, yeah, you can lower your waist more.
- And stare at it, stare at it.
- You know, staring at a stray dog.
- "Hell… hell… hell…"
- "The one who died from hell,"
- "Nogizaka 1046."
- Ooh, nice!
- You should've said it with that voice. - Ooh, nice!
- Sato, say it one more time!
- It's probably something like "resentment", right?
- Resentment. - Resentment.
- Make your stomach hurt with your mother's cooking.
- Say it with that emotion of staring at your mother.
The messenger from hell, Nogizaka 100,046.
It seems to have been conveyed.
It's amazing.
Let's do it all together.
The messenger from hell, Nogizaka Jumao Forty-six.
You didn't teach me how to laugh.
You're still weak.
Have you ever shot a CR Hokuto's sword?
No, I haven't.
Even when the worst guys of CR Hokuto's sword came out?
Try it.
It's unbearable.
With your tongue out.
Well, well, well, it's gotten better.
I'll change my name, too.
Endo.
You're Demo.
Endo to Demo?
Demo.
You're Raiden.
Raiden.
Raiden. You're Raiden from today.
Sato.
You're Satan.
Satan.
Demo, Raiden, Satan.
Kitagawa.
You're...
Say something scary.
Reaver.
It's okay.
It's nothing.
What's up, Raiden?
I'm still sixteen years old, so I'm a little embarrassed about that name.
As expected of Raiden.
Juman is sixteen years old.
You're demons from today, so each of you should add "juman" to your age.
Demons are the theme.
President.
What's up, Reaver?
Can I change my birthday, too?
Can you change your birthday?
I got it.
I'm the most excited about it.
Even though I'm called "Reaver," I'm the most excited about it.
Also, each of you should say hello.
I'll change this, too.
Try it in order.
I'm Satorika, an angel who gives you courage.
Well...
I'll give you a taste of despair.
You're Satan.
I'll go with this.
Say it.
It's tough, isn't it?
I'll give you despair. I'm Satan.
She's good. She sells well.
She has a good personality.
I'm the angel who warms your heart. I'm Sakura Endo.
I'll rip out your heart. I'm Demon.
You're always laughing at me.
Do you have anything else to say, Endo?
Say it one more time. I'll rip out your heart.
It's tough. It's tough.
I'll rip out your heart. I'm Demon.
She's getting better.
Try it, Raiden.
I'm the angel who gives you energy. I'm Tsutsui Ayame.
I'll bury you in the pitch black darkness. I'm Raiden.
That's what it feels like.
I haven't said it yet.
Well, then...
River is cool.
She's full of motivation.
Say it, Endo.
Osu! Ora! River!
That's lame!
Can you say "Osu! Ora! River!"?
Should I try it?
Osu! Ora! River!
That's good!
Say it yourself.
That's good. That's good.
When you're ready, say "I'll turn you into a doll."
Practice it.
Put emotion into it.
Don't you think they're getting better?
I know, right?
I can't wait for the show!
I will give you despair...
Satan!
I will rip out your heart...
Demon!
I will bury you in the pitch black darkness...
Raiden!
Osu! Ora Rima!
The one who died in hell...
Nogizaka 100,046!
Thank you for coming to Satan's 100,019th birthday party.
Let's hear a few words from Satan.
Do you want me to turn you into a doll?
Yeah!
Satan, this is a huge success.
Let me make you laugh one more time.
Satan, wasn't it great?
Was it?
It was the best.
Really?
I even got advice from Nogizaka-san.
I felt like I had to do it.
You got advice from Satan, didn't you?
I was worried about you.
Are you okay?
I'm totally fine.
But why did everyone refuse me to show my tongue?
Your tongue is embarrassing.
Ayame-chan, you don't like Satan, do you?
No, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
It's Satan's setting.
Morita-san, your tongue...
My tongue?
Is it like this?
No, it's not.
Your tongue is disgusting.
We're going to do this now.
I thought it would look like this, but it didn't.
It was amazing.
It's Nogizaka after all.
I can't make such a terrible face.
Let's be called terrible.
The following is a new work of "Yanchana Yanchan", which is a popular rhythm story.
It's really annoying when I think about it every day.
"Nogizaka's Kids".
It's "Yanchana Yanchan", isn't it?
That's right.
That means it's two of you.
The movement is bigger than last time, and it's "Yanchana Yanchan" that has been powered up by various things.
That song leaves a lot of ears, doesn't it?
That's right.
It's so heavy.
It's really heavy.
The members also sang it for me.
It's heavy when you sing it unconsciously.
That's right.
I'm really happy about it.
It may be popular.
What's that?
"Yanchana Yanchan" is a rhythm story of "Kanagawa Saya" and "Kakiharuka".
When it's powered up...
"Yanchana Yanchan" is a rhythm story of "Kanagawa Saya" and "Kakiharuka".
We will answer your requests and release a new song.
Please look forward to "Norinori no Yanchan".
Today, I have a very mischievous girl come to me.
So, please enjoy it as much as you can.
One, two, three, four.
Now I will introduce you to this girl.
She is very mischievous.
Yes, she is.
Please tell me how mischievous you are.
Please tell me, Yanchan.
Sure.
Today is a holiday.
I'm going on a picnic in a wide park away from the city.
It's about time for dinner.
Ta-dah! This is my lunch box.
Wow! It looks beautiful and delicious.
Well, I'm going now.
What? Where are you going, Yanchan?
I'm going to catch food.
Yanchan~ Very Yanchan~
I'll stop you with one blow!
Yanchan's Yanchan~
If you walk in the city, you'll come across a pedestrian crossing.
Hmm, it's hard to cross.
Grandma is in trouble!
Grandma, are you okay?
I'll pay for you!
Thank you! You saved me!
I'll carry you and go home!
Yanchan~
Very Yanchan~
Strange friendship~
Today we're in good spirits.
The summer sun feels good.
Huh? What is Yanchi doing?
Avoiding UV rays.
Yanchan~ Very Yanchan~
Serious~
I'm tired, so I'm going home.
Apply sunscreen~
Hey, hey, let's know each other.
Sure.
Shiritori's Ri.
Rimujin.
Shiritori's Ri.
Rinkan.
Shiritori's Ri.
Remote appearance.
Yanchan~ Very Yanchan~
You're so cool and strong!
You're too weak!
Ah, I spilled juice.
Sorry, can you lend me a pen?
Sure!
Alright!
Thanks! I'll give it back!
Yanchan~ Very Yanchan~
I don't want it~
I'll ride it~
I'll try riding a one-seater car.
It's dangerous, so I put it next to you.
Yanchan~ Very Yanchan~
Meaningless~
Separate the left and right of the rice cake into four pieces.
Cucumber rice cake~
Grate the daikon radish.
Harden it tightly and return it to the daikon radish.
Yanchan~
Very Yanchan~
What's wrong with you?
If my back grows wings, I'll go to the hospital right away.
Yanchan~ Very Yanchan~
Yanchan~ Yanchan~
Listen carefully!
The word "person" has two angles. Thank you!
Yes!
You were really pumped up!
I was pretty intense.
I did ombre and dodged UV rays.
I played basketball for one game and sweated a lot.
It was really...
What's going to happen from now on, Yanchan?
Yanchan~ Yanchan~
I am Yanchan~ Yanchan~ but...
I am not Yanchan~ Yanchan~
So, when I am asked for a comment, I don't say anything.
You don't say anything.
Today, in the dressing room...
I said, "You are Yanchan~ Yanchan~'s partner, right?"
You said it like you are not Yanchan~ Yanchan~
For the first time, I could understand the entertainer's feelings.
I'm sorry!
You are not Yanchan~ Yanchan~
I'm not Yanchan~ Yanchan~
Kaguya-san, this might be popular, right?
No, it's really popular among me.
Just by looking at it, I remember the choreography.
Moreover, it seems like you added the choreography about two days ago.
You said you were anxious because you hadn't added it yet.
But it was perfect, so...
I thought, "Yanchan is amazing."
What about me?
You are not Yanchan~ Yanchan~
If you are not Yanchan, I won't say anything.
Nagisa Caskets
After this, after joining this year,
the new and old members will expose the members' weird aspects.
I'm not stupid, right?
I'm...
Mugizuka's Kids.
We want to know more about new and old members!
New and old members character discovery meeting!
I'm a new and old member.
We have five fresh new and old members who have just joined this year.
I'm a security guard.
In order for the characters to play the role of life and death in the future, we need to know more about each member's personality.
Who has changed the most among the new and old members in this talk theme?
Let's find out!
Let's start with Kuromi.
Yumiki.
Yumiki's way of speaking has changed a lot.
She says "don doko ni ochiru" instead of "jun doko ni ochiru".
That's wrong.
She just doesn't know the words.
We used to have a chat with five of us in interviews.
When there were only five of us in the interviewer asked us "how do you feel when there are only five of you in the interview?"
I said "everyone is depressed about each and every job".
The person who was next to the interviewer kept saying "zundoko" all the time.
Everyone knows what "zundoko" is.
He kept saying "donchoko", not "zundoko", and it was the first time I heard of it.
But you're the oldest, right?
That's right. I'm the same age as Mai-chan.
That's right.
You're a worried four-legged dog.
That's the two-top thing.
I think you two are the most stupid.
No, I'm not stupid.
I'm not stupid.
Tamura-san says so, too.
But you're stupid.
What do you think of it, Tamura-san?
I'm stupid.
Kuromi-san said that Yumiki-san's words are strange.
She can't say about people.
In the information language, "bryuden"...
"bryuden".
"bryuden" is...
"bryuden", "bryuden" is...
I thought it was German.
When I saw the broadcast for the first time, I thought it was Japanese.
I see.
What did you think she said? "bryuden", "bryuden" is...
"bryuden", "bryuden" is...
I thought it might be funny words in German.
What about you, Kayasu-san?
It's Kuromi-chan.
Oh, you've changed.
Yes.
Her way of speaking is strange, too.
That's right.
She looks like she's in a good mood.
But she's not like that at all.
She talks seriously about things that don't matter.
Her face is scary, too.
Her voice is scary, too.
That's right.
That's popular these days.
What kind of person is she?
Kayasu-san, why don't you give it a try?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Is she really a carnivore?
Ah, I'm getting excited already.
It's not like we know anything about her.
She's really not funny.
But you know, when you laugh, you laugh a lot, right?
Yeah, a lot.
And you can't laugh a lot, and you're like "I'm going to tell you something really funny now", and you keep laughing and laughing...
It's really not funny.
The weird side of new students who are still getting excited.
The continuation is somewhere else.
She sends me funny videos of herself and stuff like that.
After this, we'll show you the next week's skits!
Be careful!
Bow!
I was surprised.
I hadn't really thought of anything at the time,
and it turned out like this.
No, it's not like that!
No way!
You can see commercial skits, right?
Please show us!
It says "ad-lib",
and you know what you're thinking about,
and there are skit tips and stuff like that.
Please show us!
I'm sorry!
Ah, so cute!
Eyebrows! Eyebrows!