AISubs v3.5
[Subscribe and follow us on Twitter and Instagram too!]
Throwing Skits!
Tonight's first skit is...
- The second round of auditions, right? - Yes!
- Yes!
Last time, the members challenged various entertainers' jokes for a skit audition.
What?!
I told you!
This time, these eight girls will challenge for the second round!
Seriously...
Give me a break!
What's with that attitude?!
And...
Yubiki-san, Hayashi-san...
Did you practice a lot?
That's right. Since we can't meet up on the phone right now...
We practiced on the phone every day.
The day before, we met up for the first time.
While we were meeting up, we practiced a lot.
One shot...
White eye!
Wow!
Hayashi Luna and Yubiki Nao have just joined Nogizaka this year.
Actually, they both love laughing since they were little.
Such fresh two people transformed into that legendary laughing duo!
Furthermore, the other members also challenged popular entertainers who created their own era!
You're making a new generation!
Hey, this is bad!
The entertainers who appear in this show won't be chosen at all!
No, this time...
We only gathered entertainers who created their own era!
I can't trust you anymore!
No, it's fine!
I'll watch it, though!
Please do!
First person, please come up!
I'm Hayashi.
I'm Yumiki.
Let me introduce you.
I'm Yuna and Nao.
Oh, you're boys!
Oh, that's good!
You look perfect!
That's right.
What's more,
their story is about changing the absurd common sense that exists in the world.
It's a novel story.
Well, it's good to have a starting point like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, let's see the story.
Yes!
Oh, it's exciting.
Oh, it's good, it's good.
Oh, it's a manzai story.
That's right.
Oh...
Hello!
I'm Hayashi.
I'm Yumiki.
I'm Yuna and Nao who are totally excited.
Nice to meet you!
What are you talking about?
You don't have to expose your insecurities on purpose!
No, I don't!
You can't expose everything today!
No, you can't!
Even if you dance, you're not cute at all!
No, you can't!
Including that, you can't make me like everything!
No, you can't!
No one's looking at you like that!
No, you can't!
Even if it's just this, you have to memorize it and write it down for me!
No, you can't!
Where are you putting your effort?
Let's talk about things that are worth talking about.
It's more fun than you think.
What is it?
I've been really into 46 lately.
You've been into idols?
That's nice.
Isn't it?
Yeah.
But I also want to go to a handshake party or something like that.
Oh, that'd be fun!
But when I'm in front of an idol, I get nervous.
Calm down, calm down.
Oh...
Oh, I can't.
Oh, what should I do?
Oh, wait...
Oh, I forgot to imagine it.
Oh, I can't, I can't...
Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I
can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can
Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I
can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can't, I can't... Oh, I can
laughs were moving insanely!
So next word, please.
La la la love! La la la love!
Good morning, good morning, good morning!
Oh, oh, is this where it was?
La la la love! La la la love!
La la la love!
Everyone!
La la love gymnasium...
Let's get started!
One! Two! Three!
La la love! La la love!
La la la maid cafe exercise!
One!
Welcome back, master!
Now, I will cast a spell to make you taste better!
Make you taste better! Make you taste better!
Love! Love! Love! Love! Love love la la la la!
La la la love! La la la love to love to love to go go!
Instruments!
Maybe we should do it in a face-to-face meeting or something like that?
No, no, it's a true story.
No, no, you know, more than that, you know, you are good sisters, aren't you?
Good sisters?
No, no, you know nothing! You came here the other day, didn't you?
No, we are Endo and Kakehashi from Fujihashi Market.
Fujihashi Market?
No, no, you guys were impersonating Chocobra last time!
Right? You are definitely good sisters!
Then, just do your best to find "i" anywhere in this studio!
"i"?
No, no, if you can't find it, forget it.
"i"? Is it here?
"i"?
"i", "i", "i", "i", "i", "i", "i", "i", "i", "i", "i", "i", "i", "i"
I think "i" may to be more suitable!
From Ujihashi Market.
Now go home! Go home!
Oh, I can't buy it at first place!
Not again!
Who's next?
Next up is Yuriko Kitagawa.
Yuriko Kitagawa?
She doesn't look like a pervert from her name.
Yuriko Kitagawa, please.
She doesn't look like a pervert either.
I'm Yuriko Kitagawa. Nice to meet you.
I've never seen anyone like you.
I'm going to tell you the most interesting joke in the world.
I've never seen it!
I've never seen it, but I want you to pass!
Please listen.
Go for it!
Huh?
What? Did I make a mistake?
You can do it again.
I made a mistake in the flip.
I'm not good at it.
You're not good at it?
That one! That one! That one!
Oh, that one!
It feels like it's a different question.
That one! That one!
Huh?
Oh, that one! That one! That one! That one!
In the audition...
I made an important flip.
I made a complete mistake.
But it doesn't matter.
What are you doing?
But it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter?
Thank you.
Well, I don't know if I'm better than "pakkuri" or something like that.
It was fun, wasn't it?
Well, I don't know if I'm better than "pakkuri" or something like that.
Well, for now...
For now, you didn't pass.
What?
No, it's not "what".
Hey!
Hey you! Don't be so surprised!
You didn't pass "pakkuri" or something like that.
Right?
I came all the way here...
No, no.
I didn't pass...
Hey, this is...
No, no.
No, it's not like that.
It's your fault!
But it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
Don't get mad!
It's okay, it's okay.
Just go home!
It's okay, it's okay.
Just go home!
I'm going home now.
No, no.
I'm already here.
I'm already at the next show.
No, no. Just go!
Thank you!
Hey, hey, hey!
Wait, wait, hey!
I could see everything you were about to do!
I'm my sister's Sarah.
I'm my little sister's Haruka.
We're the Amagasaki sisters!
The Amagasaki sisters!
Yes!
Trying to see what you can't see, you peeped into the telescope!
You two look alike!
Thank you very much!
"You two look alike" is my line!
You two look alike!
Even young people know this!
I won't let you say you don't know this!
You know about the Asagaya sisters, don't you?
No...
You're lying!
No, no, no!
Could you be mistaken for someone else?
We may be sisters, but we're not real sisters!
That's also Asagaya's line!
That's also...
Is that so?
No, it's not!
Go home!
I'll contact you again.
Seriously, I hate you!
Wait a minute!
This is the last one!
The last one!
This is really good!
My name is Mayu Tamura.
Mayu Tamura!
I wrote and composed "Tamura Diary".
I hope you like it!
It's hot!
It's hard!
Chan, chaka, chan, chan, chachan, chachan, chan,
When I entered Nogizaka to become an idol,
I was made to dance in white.
Damn you!
Chan, chaka, chan, chan, chachan, chachan, chan,
Because I'm the oldest,
Let me dance for younger girls, too.
Damn you!
Well...
I think you'll sell well.
I pretended to be firm and did it, but what surprised me was that I thought I would definitely be laughed at.
Then, everyone said "beautiful" to me.
You were saved there.
The level was high.
It was amazing.
The level of interaction.
You also put in parts of the script, didn't you, Hayashi-san?
That's right. When I first got the script, I thought I couldn't do anything well, and I thought about what to do, and I thought about whether I could add an ad-lib or something like that, and I added it on my own.
That's amazing.
This is the scene that wasn't in the script that Yumiki and Hayashi came up with themselves.
What are you talking about? Don't expose your complex on purpose like that.
Why not? Can't we expose everything today?
No, you can't do that. You're cute even when you dance.
No, you can't. Can't you like me, including this part?
No, you can't do that. No one's looking at you like that.
Can't you remember and write it down for me today?
No, you can't put this much effort into it. Let's talk about something more superficial and strange.
It was amazing. You really passed.
As expected of people who like comedy.
We had a really good argument.
If you do this, this isn't Matsumoto-kun.
This isn't Nishikawa-kun.
Oh, you had an argument like that.
Yes, we had an argument like that.
Ready? OK?
After this, Shibata and Yuna finally revealed their true colors with their best cheer.
You looked like you were having the most fun out of everything we've seen so far.
It's like fate compared to when you were Shibata.
Fujizaka Skit
The next skit is "Smile Girls".
The three of you appeared in this skit.
Shibata-san, is there anything you're good at?
I play a cheerleader.
I remember how I felt when I was doing it.
It's a smile I've never seen before.
That's true.
It was fun.
It was really fun.
Shibata Yuna, who is always smiling, modest and quiet.
I'm happy to be able to come where I love and with the people I love.
In fact, when she was in elementary school, she belonged to the Chiba Lotte Marines cheer team and cheered for everyone for about five years.
That Shibata formed a cheer team with Hayakawa Seimiya this time and goes to cheer for those who work hard.
Please pay attention to the three people's serious cheer dance.
Oh, I'm glad there was a toilet. I'm getting hungry all of a sudden, so I'm really impatient.
Huh? Huh? No way!
Seriously, is someone in there? It's really bad.
But I won't do my best.
We will support you who will do your best!
See you later!
What are you doing?!
What?!
You are in a pinch right now, aren't you?!
Well, yes I am in a pinch...
Then we will support you!
Support me?
What are you doing?!
Hey, hey!
Hey, if I push you, you will notice it somehow, won't you?!
Hey!
What is it?!
Hey!
Are you feeling better now?
Of course not! My stomach hurts!
I will do something else, won't I?!
Hey!
Hey, stop it!
Hey, hey!
My stomach hurts!
I will push you all!
Hey, hey!
You will notice it somehow, won't you?!
Hey, hey! Stop it!
Hey, don't push my stomach!
Don't push my stomach!
It will come out!
I will push you all!
Go away!
Go away, you guys!
Um...
Were we...
disturbing you?
Of course not!
We are nothing but a disturbance!
No way!
Huh?
Yuna... Mei... I'm sorry... I...
I can't dance anymore... I can't smile anymore!
It's okay, Sarah!
Those people who are putting up with all of that...
They're definitely waiting for our support!
They're not waiting for it! Not one bit!
Sarah... Because...
W-what are you doing?!
Wake up!
She hit me!
She hit you?! W-what's wrong with you?!
Don't say that, Sarah! It's not you, Sarah!
Um, um... Don't start dancing on your own!
Hey!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Why?!
What? What? What?
W-what? W-what?
Huh?!
W-what?
It's too hot!
Hey, wait up!
Hey!
Sarah, come out!
I'm sorry, Sarah! Come out!
Seriously, come out! I'm really in trouble now!
Hey! I can't do it anymore!
Sarah... I need you to smile!
That's right, Sarah! I need you to dance!
I need this bathroom, too!
Excuse me! I'm going to say something big, so please don't!
Wait up!
You're making such a big face!
I'm sorry for hitting you...
But I didn't hit you.
It was Sarah from back in the day who worked harder than anyone else!
Back in the day... me?
What are you doing in there?!
You worked harder than anyone else to make everyone smile!
That's right! Everyone's waiting for your smile!
I'm waiting for this bathroom to open, too!
Now, wipe your tears and come out!
Everyone...
Thank you!
Don't be so childish!
Hey!
Let's dance together again!
Will you give it back?
You saved me!
Oh, thank goodness!
Huh?
I can't bite!
Hey!
I can't bite!
She's in trouble again!
Let's cheer for her!
Yeah!
Hey, you!
You used up all your hair when you wiped your tears!
Hey!
Um...
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Bashiri Fest Start!
For what?!
Hey!
Give me one of those you're holding in your hands!
The one you're holding in your hands!
Hey!
You were really excited about it!
I had a lot of fun doing it.
Seriously, you put in more acting than you've done before.
No, I'm doing what I'm told to do.
There's something I want you to ask me.
When I'm dancing, I'm always...
I don't know if you've looked up other high-level techniques or not, but...
I'm always doing it.
So...
I'd like you to cast me more.
Can you do a front flip?
I don't think it's suitable for Ashina.
No, no!
That's why you're asking me to cast you!
Nagisaka Skits
After this, we'll show you the behind-the-scenes of making a skit!
Nagisaka Skits
From now on, we will show you a little bit of the backstage of today's skit.
Before you came in, you were already in the role.
It was fun.
Wait a minute, Haruka-san.
This is not a chance to advertise.
What should I do? What should I do?
Raise your voice a little higher.
Right?
S-sick-chan!
I'm being filmed.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm wearing white clothes.
I'm nervous.
I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.
You practiced a lot, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You practiced a lot, didn't you?
Yes, to my head.
Actually, these two were determined not to be famous.
The other day, they found some free time and...
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Yes, I do.
But I don't know which one is better.
I feel like it's cold.
No, I don't know which one is better.
I don't know which one is better.
You're very serious, aren't you?
I feel like I'm being praised.
Even though I'm a young entertainer...
After this, we'll show you a little bit of their next week's skits!
From here on...
No, no!
I'm a young entertainer with more power than last time.
Young entertainer
I was sweating so much that I played basketball for one game.
It's really my first field.
I'm a white angel who came from heaven.
You look great.
I'm from Nogizaka.
I can't make a terrible face.
I can't make such a terrible face.