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Nobizaka 46 has a pure and gentle image.
The four students who aim for that future...
It's not a dream!
...took the hand of youthful light and challenged themselves for the first time!
Isn't it interesting?
I'm Marita's angel.
Nogizaka SKIT
Today's first SKIT is...
"Angel and Devil", right?
There are four of you in this skit.
Angel and Devil appear in this skit.
The way they fight is amazing.
I don't know what it's like, but I think it's cute.
The way I fight is cute.
It's not life.
Did you do your best?
I did my best.
Angel and Devil
I hope you don't hit me.
Endo Sakura is a four-year-old face.
She always has a sad expression on her face.
I'm sorry. I overslept.
Endo is playing the role of an angel.
Hayakawa, Kanagawa, and Tsutsui also appear in this skit.
Pay attention to the conversation between angels and devils.
If I pay the hospital bill for cancer this month, I won't be able to do it.
I have half a month left until payday.
Ouch!
You!
What?
Hey, you! You dropped your envelope!
I knew it.
What?
Maybe there's nothing in it.
What?
What? There's a million yen in it!
What? This must have been delivered to the police.
No, wait a minute.
With this much money, I don't have to worry about my mother's hospital bill for the time being.
And above all, I don't think she noticed I dropped it.
She won't find out even if I sneak up on her, will she?
You can't.
What?
Who are you?!
I am an angel within you.
An angel within me?
That's right.
I know that you really can't do anything wrong.
No, but with this, I don't have to worry about my mother's hospital bill.
Put your hand on your chest and think about it.
Do you think your mother will be happy with it?
You're right.
It's better than nothing, isn't it?
As the angel said, I'll deliver it to the police.
That's great. I knew you were a good person.
I've been calling you "angel within me" for a while now.
Wait!
What?
Who are you?!
I am the devil within Morita's heart!
The devil within me?!
Think about it!
Even though he bumped into you, he didn't even apologize and just left.
Even if you don't have the money anymore, you still owe him, right?
That's true!
That's right! Why do I have to deliver it to the police on purpose?!
And even if I leave it like this, if it gets taken by someone, it's fine if I take it, right?!
In the first place, Morita has no sympathy at all!
He's just a comedian who only sells jokes!
You're saying really bad things!
Hey, what are you trying to make me do?
Are you going to deliver this to the police?!
Shut up! Don't act like a good girl!
What?!
What is it?!
The angel within me and the devil within me are fighting!
What is this?!
Who's going to win?!
What is this?!
Stop fighting!
Who is it?!
I am...
Morita's angel within a devil!
My angel within a devil?!
You're saying I'm his devil within a devil?!
This is confusing!
As I thought, I have to deliver this money to the police!
At least 980,000 yen!
At least 20,000 yen!
At least a little bit!
Oh, I see!
That's why you only have black feathers!
Morita is a comedian who has been in the finals of "King of Corn" six times!
He doesn't have much trouble with money!
He hasn't won a single time, though!
You're saying a little bit of bad things!
Let's go to the police!
That's right! That's right!
Two against one is cowardly!
Oh!
Oh! Again! Oh!
What is this?!
It's always like...
What?! Oh!
But this is...
This is a battle between angels!
I won't let you!
What?!
I am the angel in Morita's devil.
This is complicated!
Let me use the money for the hospital bill and let's write a thank you letter.
That's polite!
Oh, you're going to take it all and thank me! That's polite!
Morita also sold his seventh generation before we broke up, so I want to save as much money as possible.
Don't say things that make me nervous!
That's right! Let's play cat and mouse!
I won't give you another chance like this!
No! I have to return this!
That's right! I won't let you do that!
Again!
What are you doing?!
Are you guys fighting?!
This is a live broadcast!
What is this?!
Which one is mine?!
What are you going to put out?!
Nothing came out!
Oh, there you are!
Hey! You're wearing a brown cat fur coat!
Yes, sir!
I won't forgive you if you take even one off!
I didn't take it off!
Why didn't I tell you that I picked it up?!
I'm so angry!
What?!
Morita is scared!
Morita is a coward!
Morita is a loser!
Morita is...
stupid!
Don't you ever come out again!
I'm sure you've seen it before.
It's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed of what I used to do.
Don't be honest about your past self!
I was a little surprised when I saw it.
There's a pose that comes out first, right?
Yes.
Is that an original one?
That's an original one.
But since Ms. Endo came out like this, I'm sure I'm bigger!
I see.
Saki was a little bad, too.
She was told to fight at first.
But she didn't do it at all.
Saki was a really bad person.
I see.
She was a victim.
That's right.
She was right at first. She was soft.
But she was like this all the time.
She was really a bad woman.
Ayame-tan, how old are you now?
I'm 16 years old.
I'm not stupid!
I was really angry for a second.
I really like Ayame-chan's "stupid".
Do you want to try it?
Do you want to try "stupid"?
Do you want me to say it?
Do you want to say it?
Sado-san will say it at the end.
Morita's "bibiri".
Morita's "shoushinmono".
Morita's "makinu".
Morita's "stupid".
It's a little early, isn't it?
I'll show you my true self.
Please show me your true self one more time.
Show me your true self one more time.
Morita's "stupid".
That's it!
Damn it!
I'll turn away your red gaze.
Damn it!
What's this?
There's a million yen in it!
Nugizaka Skids!
I'm going to do everything in my own style this time.
That's fast!
You're going to do everything in your own style for the second time?
Next up is Kanagawa and Kaki's usual rhythmic jokes!
Nugizaka Skids!
Kaki and Yan-chan's rhythmic jokes again!
We had a fight last time, but we're going to do everything in our own style again!
I'm going to do everything in my own style this time!
That's fast!
You're going to do everything in your own style for the second time?
You two made this skit, right?
I'm a former partner of Hickory Han.
You're a writer, right?
Yes, I'm a writer.
I'm a writer.
Broadcaster No. 3 is in charge of music production and composition!
Shunshun Clinic P's "Hey, Hey, Doctor" and Iggy's songs were also written by him!
In addition, Riko Hattanda is in charge of choreography!
She's been active in numerous comedy movies, such as "Waterboys" and "King of Apology".
She's in perfect condition for the challenge!
You're going to do everything in your own style for the second time?
That's fast!
He made the original choreography for me.
It's completely new.
That's right.
I was really grateful for it, so I did my best!
They showed off their sharp rhythm on "Kakientaru Radio"!
They showed off their mischievous daily life with the light rhythm of No. 1 rhythm song, "Nanbu".
They're passionate about dancing!
Please watch their funny but sharp dancing!
Today, we have a really mischievous girl with us.
So let's have some fun!
One, two, three, four!
Let me introduce you to this mischievous girl.
Mischievous girl, how mischievous are you?
Tell me, mischievous girl.
Go to a restaurant where you can eat a lot of food and order a large serving of tonkatsu.
Here you go.
Please give me more rice.
Here you go.
More, please. More, please.
Leave the restaurant without eating tonkatsu.
Mischievous girl, how mischievous are you?
The clerk was making a noise.
Mischievous girl, how mischievous are you?
Knock, knock, bang, oh no!
The axe fell into the well!
Bukubuku, bukubuku, zappan!
Oh, what should I say, goddess?
Did you drop a gold one? Or a silver one?
No, I dropped Coach's wallet!
Mischievous girl, how mischievous are you?
Liar!
I also dropped my latest iPhone!
Be honest with yourself!
Two friends go to a movie theater!
Love movie, I'm going to cry!
Hey, what are you doing, mischievous girl?
I'm watching a soccer match!
Mischievous girl, how mischievous are you?
I'm watching a soccer match!
Lunch is a must!
We can't talk at all!
Let's exchange lunch boxes for side dishes!
Okay, I'll give you fried eggs!
Okay, I'll give you this, too!
What's this?
Yukhoe!
Mischievous girl, how mischievous are you?
From Kawakami to Okinamomo to Dombrako, Dombrako...
Mischievous girl, how mischievous are you?
How mischievous are you?
Well then, we'll be going now!
How mischievous are you?
Looking at Adler's post...
We received a letter from Kuruagi-san...
Mischievous girl, how mischievous are you?
How mischievous are you?
Actually, isn't it better if it's an email?
That's certainly true!
What I want right now is...
Peace, everyone's happiness...
And me, too...
Mischievous girl, how mischievous are you?
Mischievous girl...
My name is...
Mischievous girl!
Mischievous girl, how mischievous are you?
That heart of yours...
Think about it yourself!
Thank you!
That was wonderful!
That was really difficult!
It was difficult and...
Shure...
Even in the middle of it, Yan-chan looked like she didn't like it...
I was too embarrassed!
You couldn't look at it yourself?
That's right, but...
Everyone who made it for me, thank you so much!
I can only thank you!
Endo-san, you're laughing a lot!
I'm sorry!
It's like...
What is that?
That's all you can say?
What is that?
Nogizaka Skips!
Nogizaka Skips! Character Discovery Meeting!
Now, characters are life!
In order to create new characters in the future...
We need to know everyone's personalities better!
I like you!
The four students evaluated themselves this time as well!
Visual, brain, motor nerves, personality...
In the empty space...
They thought of their own original topics...
And got a score of five points!
Now, let's see everyone's self-evaluation!
Open!
Yes!
After this...
Kitagawa will announce her determination!
Yes!
Today's goal is...
Um...
I'll do my best to speak as much as you say
What's your motivation today?
To be a teacher
In order to develop the character of Conti, we want to know more about everyone's personalities, so each member will evaluate themselves.
Open!
Yes!
One idiot is upside down!
Yes!
It's you!
What was your goal today with such determination?
Yes!
My goal today is...
I'll do my best to speak as much as you say "shut up", and that's my goal today.
Can Yuri Kitagawa be included in the conversation?
Ms. Kakehashi!
Yes!
You're number one in four, and you're a vocaloid?
Yes, I love Miku Hatsune.
Oh, you're a vocaloid!
I've been a vocaloid for about six years now.
You won't lose to anyone?
I won't lose.
You're confident in your looks, aren't you?
Of course I am!
Of course you are!
Why is everyone grinning like that?
No, no, you don't have to say it like that.
Honestly, I'm really not confident in my looks.
You're definitely not confident in your looks?
What about Tsutsui-san and Kakehashi's looks?
They're gorgeous.
They're gorgeous!
What about you, Tamura-san?
Gorgeous!
She's always lying about it.
What are you talking about?
Tamura-san, you have four communication skills.
Yes, four.
I have four.
I don't think of myself as one of them, but I've always been told that I'm expensive.
You didn't have anything of your own.
That's right.
You wrote it yourself.
You wrote it yourself and said you have four.
That's why I reduced my position because I wasn't confident in myself.
You reduced your position.
That's right.
What about you, Ayame-chan?
To be exact...
She said she has four.
I thought everyone was more expensive than me.
Oh, me too!
When I said I had zero or one, I thought my manager would stop me.
That's how you are!
I thought my manager would say, "Don't blame yourself."
When I said I had zero or one, I thought my manager would say, "Don't blame yourself."
That's why I said I have four.
I'm embarrassed.
You have four.
What about you, Yan-chan?
What about me?
I just said it like it's normal.
I'm strong mentally.
What's strong about math?
What's strong about multiplication?
I'm good at it.
What about ten times five?
Five o'clock!
She's good at it!
Twenty-five times twenty-five?
Seven o'clock!
What is "ne"?
Seven o'clock is definitely different.
Twenty-five times twenty-five?
What's that?
Four?
Isn't it four?
What's that?
That's scary!
She's smart!
What do you think about that?
She's an idiot!
Shibata-san has a strange and distorted personality.
Is that so?
What makes you so strong?
There are lottery tickets in supermarkets, right?
I never miss one of them!
That's a lottery you can't miss, right?
I've won the biggest special prize, and I've also won the one that pays me back in cash.
I'm very lucky.
Ever since I was little, if I took Yuna with me, she'd win.
She often took me to supermarkets, too.
So you only focused on your personality, right?
Yes.
I really want to fix my distorted personality and how I'm not honest, and I hate it.
But I didn't put it at zero, but at one.
I'm glad I'm optimistic about myself.
So I put it at one.
Today's goal was for Kitagawa to speak so loudly that people would say "shut up" to say goodbye.
What's wrong?
There's something I want to say.
What do you want to say?
First of all, about Yuna-chan, she has a good personality.
I'm usually in trouble, but Yuri-chan, you should do it like this, or you should put it there.
Mayu-chan's communication ability is 4, but it's 5.
I want to pamper Mayu-chan so much that I bought a cell phone case recently.
At that time, Mayu-chan, Mayu-chan, I bought a cell phone case.
Mayu-chan was the only one who said that.
I really want to make it higher.
Especially, I'm smart, but I...
Shut up!
I've been thinking about it all the time.
Thank you!
After all, communication ability is 4.
Thank you!
Nugisaka Skits
After this, let's take a look at new skits!
insurance police
When I became a rich old woman and started doing it, greed came out.
Wow!
This is a maid cafe!
Maid cafe?
After that...
After all, does the main character feel different?
I'm doing my best in everything.
Wow, that's 100 points!
I was worried because I made a face, but it was a little cute!
Don't make fun of me!
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