AISubs v3.5
This year, with five members joining for the first time in four generations of 46, the future of Nogizaka 46 is...
This is a beautiful...
mainland.
This program is truly challenging!
What did you say?!
Nice to meet you. I'm Captain Yuri.
Throwing Skit
Today's first skit is...
That sequel, right, Kitagawa-san?
Yes.
Yes, Captain Yuri.
Yes.
Um, I've gotten stronger, so...
Captain Yuri's?
Yes.
Kitagawa Yuri.
I'm Captain Yuri.
100 yen.
Kitagawa will be challenging...
Captain Yuri, a super-my-face hero...
who fights against an evil organization in an abandoned Nogizaka city.
Pay attention to the new character Captain Yuri has brought with her!
Here comes a new challenger!
Ms. Dabura, where is the fourth secret hidden in Nogizaka city?
I'm sure it's not there!
I'm sure that person will come and save us!
"That person"?
Um...
I'm sorry for being late.
That voice...
It doesn't come out!
It doesn't come out at all!
Come in!
Come in normally!
I don't need a knock, so come in!
Excuse me.
Good evening, I'm Captain Yeri.
Yes!
Photo!
You're still annoying me!
Knock or something, just go in!
Your rhythm is weird!
Right?
I'm sorry to bother you, but...
Today, we have a new member.
Can we...
Can we visit you for a while?
New member? Visit? What are you talking about?
Everyone, please come in!
What? What? What? What's going on?
Someone came in!
What? What? What?
It's about time!
You guys don't knock or anything?
Excuse me, we're still new here.
Our hero costumes haven't arrived yet.
We're sorry.
We only had enough gloves.
That's right.
But they're shorter than yours.
I can't pull them off.
You're doing it with a sewing machine!
We're not ordering you to do it!
That's right!
You're doing it with a sewing machine!
Is that right?
What is it?
Please say hello to everyone here.
Say hello?
I'm Haruka Okuromi and I'm 16 years old.
I'm Mie Matsuo and I'm 16 years old.
I'm Hayashiruna and I'm 16 years old.
Is it okay for me to speak quietly?
I'm Nao Imiki and I'm 21 years old.
Okay.
Language, math, science, and society.
What do you like?
Well, if you ask me, I'd like you to say "Rika", but I'll do it for you.
Language, math, science, society...
What do you like?
Rika!
Thank you.
I'm Rika Sato, 18 years old from Yutikin.
Nice to meet you.
Well, let's get together.
Yes.
We are Captain Yuri and Chinyon Kisei.
One, two...
Is it over?
What is this? What were you showing me?
Hey!
I've been waiting for you for a long time.
Hey!
I'm sorry.
And you know, you shouldn't have brought a newbie like her to a place like this.
I've never heard you say "soldier" from a hero's mouth.
Soldier...
Hey, soldier...
Soldier...
I don't know if you're a soldier or not...
You're a benefactor.
What? Benefactor?
I'm a benefactor.
You can see it from there, right?
You're a benefactor, right?
Yes.
Oh, this is Morita.
He's always taking hostages and helping us with work.
Don't say it like you're used to taking hostages.
So soon...
Hey, Captain Yuri!
The joke ends here!
You'll fight me today!
Come on!
Yes.
Hey, hey, hey, are you going to do it?
Hey! Huh?
What?
Hey! You can't do it like this!
Alright, come at me!
Aren't you coming?
What were you doing?
Nacchan, Miyu-chan.
Yes.
Oh, you're coming?
Alright, come!
Eh?
Thank you very much.
No, I said!
No, no, you're so acrobatic!
You're coming!
Hayashi, Luna-chan.
Yes.
Eh?
Special move...
White eye.
This is bad!
This is the worst!
Eh, you came alone?!
You're almost alone, aren't you?!
Yumiki, Nacchan.
Yes!
Please stop!
Alright!
Please stop!
What do you mean "please stop"?!
Oi, you!
Oi, where are you going?!
Where are you going?! Come back!
Let's go home!
Thank you very much!
What is this?!
Hey!
Sato Rika-chan.
Yes.
Language, math, science, society...
What do you like?
Science!
Thank you very much.
I'm Sato Rika, 18 years old from Iwate Prefecture.
Why did you say "science" twice?!
Hey!
If you didn't say it, you'd be in hell!
Eh?
Well, did you come?
One, two...
Thank you!
Alright, you can go home for today!
Next time, please come alone in the future!
Right?
I don't know what you mean by "newcomer" or something like that!
Right?!
Um, I'm still learning how to be a "newcomer"...
No, no!
Um, I'm still learning how to be a "newcomer"...
Stop using "newcomer"! Come back next time! Right, Tai?! I'm sorry!
There's nothing we can do about it, so let's go home for today.
Lastly, let's show everyone what we practiced!
One, two...
"Ki-sa-tsu-su-n-pa-yu-ri-ku-ra-su"!
Yeah!
That super painful thing!
Ah, seriously, even the newcomer is down!
I'm sorry. Um, I haven't been able to do it very well yet. Everyone, please get up.
Even this Ms. Tamura is getting beaten up every time! Is this okay?!
Thank you, newcomers, more than ever!
You're welcome.
Ahaha!
Excuse me.
Damn it!
Excuse me.
What a "my pace" and what a scary guy! Damn it!
Morita, I can't believe you failed not once but twice.
M-Ms. Shimada!
Language. Mathematics. Science. Society.
What do you like?
Science!
I like taekwondo.
That's not true!
Captain Yuri, did you bring your friends?
Then I have no choice.
Do you want to use them?
Um, can we not?
Yes!
Shinion Kisei is making his first appearance in this show.
Yes!
What do you think of Shinion Kisei from your point of view?
Being alone and not having to fight is not lonely and I think it's happy.
That's true.
Well, it's not like I'm usually lonely.
Shinion Kisei and Saraba's first talk together is in the second half of the show.
It's my first time starring in a show and I was very excited.
Were you?
You were excited.
I couldn't see you.
I couldn't see you at all.
After this, Tsutsui Ayame transformed into a beautiful performer.
Yes!
Yes, Ayame-chan is starring in it, isn't she?
Yes.
It's my first time doing a skit with Kon in Nogizaka.
I'm a little nervous now, but...
You don't have to be nervous.
I think I'm more nervous now.
Oshima-san, you're blushing.
No, I'm really embarrassed.
I don't want you to cheer me up anymore.
I'll cheer you up.
Take it easy.
Tsutsui Ayame.
I'm going on a school trip.
I'm going to take something with me.
The youngest, 16-year-old Tsutsui is loved by all of the members for her sisterly presence.
Pretty girl performer Ayame is in a hurry.
She does crazy things to older members one after another.
Five seconds to go!
Four, three, two...
We have a special guest for "Nogizaka Skits"!
We have a really amazing guest with us today.
Who is it?
Who do you think it is?
Who is it?
How about you, Kitagawa-san?
Is there anyone you're happy to have come?
Morita-san.
Morita-san!
Let me introduce you.
She came all the way from Las Vegas.
She's a mentalist, Tsutsui Ayame!
Thank you!
Nice to meet you!
Hello, everyone!
It's an honor to meet you all!
I'm a mentalist, Tsutsui Ayame!
Nice to meet you!
Is that what you were saying?
Nice to meet you!
In America, you're famous for being a pretty girl performer, right?
Yes!
That's right.
I'm a pretty girl.
You're a pretty girl?
I'm one of the pretty girls.
Are you sure about that?
There's no one else but me who's a pretty girl.
I could only hear you say "yes".
Okay, then.
This time, the members of this studio will be tested for hypnotism.
Will it work?
Yes!
It will definitely work.
If it doesn't work for you, you'll be in trouble.
Even if it doesn't work for you, it will work for you.
I'm sorry, but Tsutsui Ayame's teeth are strong.
It will definitely work for you.
Please don't say that.
First of all, what kind of hypnotism will you do for me?
The person whose name you just called will become a cute, cute cat.
It's hypnotizing to become a cat.
Okay, then.
I'll call one person.
Yun-chan!
I'm Shibata Yuna.
Do you know my nickname?
I'm Shibata Yuna.
Shima-san, please come forward.
Shima-san, have you ever been hypnotized before?
No, I haven't.
You haven't, right?
When I call your name, you'll become a cute, cute cat.
Okay, then.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
Yes!
Yes, it's working!
It's working?
It's working!
Meow, meow!
That's good!
Meow, meow!
It's working!
The cat is working all the time!
It's still working!
The cat is getting cuter and cuter!
Are you going to let it go now, teacher?
Yes!
Oh, it's cut!
Wow, that's amazing!
No, this is definitely a skill!
Next, what kind of picture will you choose?
Pretty face!
Please make a face that you are proud of facing the camera.
A face I'm proud of?
Yes.
Please let me choose one.
Yes, please.
Who will you choose?
Eyebrows!
It's definitely eyebrows!
You remembered the translation well!
Do you think it's easy to understand?
No, but I don't think it's easy to understand.
I knew it!
It will definitely work!
Even if it doesn't work, it will work!
Yes, then, teacher.
Thank you in advance.
Yes!
Oh!
What?!
She's making a serious face!
It won't work!
She's making a serious face!
Yes!
If you want to cancel it, please cancel it!
Yes, yes!
Cancel!
Please cancel it!
It's totally different!
What is it, teacher?
Yes.
I'd like to see Seimiya-san's, too.
I'd like to see Seimiya-san's serious face, too.
Really?
Did you just say that, Ayame-san?
Yes.
Seimiya-san, too.
Please.
Yes!
[The teacher's signal]
Could it be...
With the teacher's signal, another person will press the camera on the left.
Yes!
[The teacher's signal]
The camera is now tilted to the right.
It's a state that you can't think of.
The camera is shifting more and more with the teacher's signal.
Yes!
It's amazing.
This is the teacher's signal.
What kind of hypnotism is next?
Cute!
Next is the hypnotism of becoming a maid in a maid cafe.
The hypnotism of becoming a maid in a maid cafe.
Please choose one person, teacher.
The teacher tends to be easy to guess for those who have their eyes turned away.
They are all very...
Fair!
They are all very fair.
Yes!
You will wear this headband and become a maid.
You will become a maid.
Have you ever been a maid in a cafe?
No! It's embarrassing!
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
Even if it's embarrassing now,
if you get hypnotized by the teacher,
you will do it without being embarrassed.
I see!
Thank you, teacher!
Yes!
Welcome back, master!
She's laughing!
Let's cast a spell on the rice!
Can you say "moe moe kyun" with me?
Here we go!
moe moe kyun!
What is it, teacher?
There's a bite called "kitagawa" in the maid cafe.
Yes, yes, yes!
You don't need to say anything, do you?
I don't need to say anything.
You're already doing it!
You only need to remove it!
Thank you in advance!
We have a customer!
Kitagawa-san!
moe moe kyun!
Here we go!
moe moe kyun!
She's not saying anything at all!
What is it, teacher?
She's not doing it at all!
The store manager is here!
It seems like the store manager is here!
What are you doing?!
It seems like the store manager's Japanese is the best!
I'll show you my Japanese!
It seems like you'll get 120% of "moe moe kyun"!
moe moe kyun!
As expected!
How is it, teacher?
Removal!
She said "removal" clearly!
That was amazing!
This is the power of a teacher!
Yes!
Did you say everything you wanted to say?
Yes!
I've been thinking about it for a while, but we're communicating with each other, right?
What do you think? If you could continue this next time...
Ah, but...
I want to do it.
Yes, compared to Mayu-tan and Sayaka and Yuna- tan...
It's easy.
Easy to say and do.
What is your next role, Yan-chan?
Will you do anything?
Anything...
Well, it's work, so...
I'll eat you up, so don't do that.
Nogizaka Skins!
After this, it's the first talk between the new students and Sayaka!
From now on, we'll show you the fresh new students and Sayaka's first meeting.
I've never been called "Rika" in such a loud voice.
I was really surprised.
What do you like?
Rika!
Thank you.
But you're not doing it in a concert, right?
I said it in my birthday concert, but I don't think it's easy for one person to be called out in such a loud voice.
I'm grateful.
How was it?
Is it fun?
Yes.
Well, it was fun, but...
Why are you laughing?
Everyone said "special skills".
I was wondering why you had white eyes.
I've had white eyes since my audition.
Only white eyes had Nogizaka Skins.
Only white eyes?
That's amazing.
That's the only thing I can sell you.
Maybe you'll come out in a concert again.
Thank you.
After this, we'll show you the new students and Sayaka's first meeting!
I'm the angel in Morita.
They're fighting a lot!
But neither of them seems like they're going to win!
What is this?!
She's really a bad girl.
You're confident, right?
What do you think?
That's right!
What kind of face is that?!
It's a smile!
What is that?!