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In "Nogizaka 46" program "Nogizaka dokoe",
they have challenged to shoot a video of a hit or miss for half a year.
The girls who will challenge this time are...
Contestants!
Kindom Contest Finalist Saraba Seishun no Hikari no Mune wo Karere, Zenryoku Toukyuu!
I'm a stupid woman after all!
Sometimes...
I can't help but cry...
We can't take our eyes off these four girls!
Don't miss it!
I'm Leyland.
The first skit of the day is...
You're Semia, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
I really want to run away.
What kind of role did you play?
I'm a person who drops girls one after another.
You played a male role, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I've been walking and walking like that in the dressing room all the time.
I've been doing my best to live before shooting.
You've been doing it all your life, haven't you?
I'm worried if I'm doing it right.
It's rare for you to be like this, Semia.
Please don't watch it.
Don't watch it!
There's no such announcement!
Semia always cheers up people around her with her romantic personality.
It's cold, so I want to hold your hand.
Semia will play a male role this time.
She will become the queen of the host world.
Pay attention to how she shoots through Tsutsui's heart one after another!
Huh? The clerk isn't here.
I'm in a hurry.
Excuse me, is anyone here?
Huh?
What?
While we wait for this,
we'll show you some great entertainment.
Hello.
I'm the beautiful
Leyland.
A weird clerk is here!
Please come in.
Welcome.
A weird clerk is here!
Hurry up! Hurry up! I'm in a hurry!
There are two kinds of bentos in this world.
Warm or not.
Just say it!
Warm or not!
Then, please warm it up.
Are you sure?
Are you a police officer?
I like you more than any other electronic device.
What are you doing?
I like you!
No way!
Did you just fall in love with me?
No, you didn't.
I just fell in love with you.
Shut up!
What?
What are you saying?
Well...
How much do you want?
Do you think you're worthy of this Leiland?
What do you mean?
Then...
I'll leave my wallet here.
Why?
Hey, why?
Hey, miss!
You left your wallet here without taking anything!
Please.
She took cash with her.
Hey!
You should be careful, too!
You're young.
You shouldn't get caught in this heat.
It's dangerous!
Okay.
Do you have a point card?
Yes, I do.
You have a lot of points.
What?
There are a lot of Rayland Points in your heart.
Rayland Points?
Don't be fooled! Hey, don't be fooled! Don't be fooled by this guy!
Right?
As a reward for collecting points, this is the happiest hug in the world.
So don't touch the audience!
Hey, you must not be fooled! Right?
I like you!
You dropped it again!
Do you have any money for me?
I'll leave my wallet here!
Why? Why?
Hey, at least take the goods with you!
You're lying!
What an imagination!
Huh? Hey!
Rayland!
You! You left your wallet in front of a lot of girls again!
Manager?
What are you doing?
Sales don't go up, they go up!
What are you talking about?
Sales don't go up, they go up!
Are you stupid? You should have returned it again!
He's angry!
I would have returned it no matter what!
Shut up!
Just shut up!
Shut up!
Don't talk to me anymore!
Go home!
Shut up?
Rayland shut up!
Shut up!
Go home!
There are two kinds of part-time jobs in the world.
Shut up!
That's all!
Shut up!
Two kinds of part-time jobs are lunch or overtime!
Go home!
Shut up!
I'm sorry for keeping you waiting!
Shut up!
Yes, yes!
Rayland was fired in a few minutes when I was standing in line!
I'm sorry.
I feel sorry for you!
Hey, Rayland!
Don't lose!
I won't lose to anyone!
Because I'm Rayland!
She's quick!
I'm glad you fired her.
Because she's blonde!
When I think of it, it makes me laugh.
When you get close to me, you breathe a little.
Every time you come up to me, you seriously come up to me.
But when I was taking a break, I suddenly said to Sera, "That lip color is cute."
She said, "Are you serious?"
That's funny!
You like Sera, don't you?
Maybe it's a little dangerous.
This love story may be...
Maybe it's a bit of a waste of time.
Maybe we'll be together in the future.
Are you that in love?
But I'd like you to stop dating in a group.
You're saying this for no reason.
Pakizo was messing with you, wasn't he?
He was messing with me.
Is he supporting you? What about it?
No, I don't think so.
Yes, I'll do it.
After this is Mayu Tamura, the lead actress, and Haruka Kaki who messed up the problem skit.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Listen to me.
Are you okay?
My hair was down, wasn't it?
Nagisaka Skit
The next skit's main character is Mayu Tamura.
However...
Hayakawa-san, too.
Yes.
You've been wanting it for a long time.
There was a really funny happening.
And Hayakawa-san was involved in it.
She was about to eat the leading role.
No, I wasn't!
Even though you're the leading role.
In "Yomkisei", Mayu Tamura is like an older sister.
No, it's funny. It's funny, really.
I'm not funny.
I don't need it.
She's also got a charming side, as she's made many bad episodes.
Then, Tamura will challenge to be the editor-in- chief.
The members will bring their own scoops one by one.
Pay attention to how Tamura will do it!
I'm the weekly sketch editor, Mayu Tamura.
While people say publishing is not a good thing,
I've been able to grow my business by making various scoops my own.
But right now, I can't come up with any good ideas.
Editor-in-chief! I've got an idea!
Yay! What idea?
That comedy duo Sarabah and Seishunohikari's "Higashibukuro" is going to play golf and do a hole-in- one!
Not good at all!
There's no way an article about that comedy duo would make it, right?
Comedy duo?
That Higashibukuro guy goes golfing ten times a month, doesn't he?
Of course, he's going to do a hole-in-one!
This guy!
Sheesh...
It's all true!
But editor-in-chief Tamura is so strict!
Editor-in-chief!
I've got an idea!
Really? What idea?
It's something that a popular idol would never show you!
Good! It's really good!
I think I can get a reader's heart!
Look!
They're sleeping in front of the camera!
This is embarrassing!
They wouldn't sleep in the middle of a normal shoot!
How much do they care about me?
This is me!
There's no way an article about me would make it, right?
Good!
Why are you so serious?
I'm so pissed!
Don't you have a scoop to satisfy me?
Enshen-chan!
I got it on purpose!
Wow! What is it about?
Actually, it's a completely private picture of a popular idol.
You know, readers like that kind of thing!
It's an idol who practices her handsome face alone in the dressing room.
You haven't noticed that it's been taken completely, have you?
Let the world know about the idol's hidden efforts!
I'm telling you, it's me!
This determined face! It's me!
This is what I wanted you to cut out of my heart when I was shocked!
Wow! Are you really Enshen-chan?
Don't doubt me! Look at me carefully!
Look! This determined face! It's me!
Don't make me do it!
Cute!
Jeez!
You were crying a lot in the dressing room!
Don't you have a scoop that nobody knows about?
Enshen-chan!
Wait a minute, Enshen-chan!
Wait a minute! Listen to me! Are you okay?
Um... It's a scoop! It's a scoop!
I got it!
Are you okay? Are you okay? What kind of scoop is it?
Um... It seems like the idol was doing something crazy.
I have a bad feeling about this, but...
What kind of scoop is it?
It seems like she was practicing acting and kissing the members of the same group.
I knew it! It's me!
Even though you told me not to do it, did you really do it?
And that idol's voice is so loud in the dressing room that all of the members are in trouble.
Is it that loud?
Y-yes.
I'm sorry about that!
But please bring me a different scoop.
Okay.
Are you being hated?
Editor-in-chief! Editor-in-chief, I have a scoop!
Editor-in-chief?
I'm here.
I'm sorry, editor-in-chief.
I have a scoop!
What kind of scoop?
The day before the roller coaster shoot,
there was an idol who was crying at home!
That's pathetic!
And that's me!
And there was another idol who couldn't wink at all!
No, no, no.
An idol who couldn't wink...
And that's me!
Forget it. Go home.
Editor-in-chief, you're in trouble, too.
He wants it too much.
Editor-in-chief, it's time to wrap up.
I'm going to include all of the stories we've heard so far!
That's pathetic!
And it's all me!
Oh, you're here.
I hate it so much that I cry, but you make me do it every time I refuse it.
You don't have a habit anymore, do you?
Rather, I'm starting to think it's delicious.
Do you have a face that you haven't shown yet?
No, I don't have it yet, but it will probably increase from now on, so I might show it someday.
Hayakawa-san, too.
I think you saw Cathy fall and really switched on.
Editor-in-chief!
Wait a minute, editor-in-chief!
Wait a minute, cut it out!
"I'm coming, too," you say.
Editor-in-chief! Editor-in-chief, it's a scoop!
Editor-in-chief?
Here.
I'm sorry, editor-in-chief.
It's a scoop!
Well, you know, Higashibukuro-san...
You said "illegitimate" in the middle of it.
"Illegitimate"?
That's a bad way of saying it.
It was more than that, wasn't it?
No, it wasn't.
You wanted to say it, didn't you?
I'm sorry about that.
It's a scoop!
That's good, though.
It was very positive, wasn't it?
It felt good, didn't it?
"Nogizaka, Skids! Character Discovery Meeting"!
Content means life to characters.
To create new characters in the future,
we need to know more about everyone's personalities.
This time, four students will evaluate themselves,
visual, brain, motor nerves, personality, and space in the air,
thinking about their own original items,
and getting a score of five out of five.
Let's see what they think about themselves,
and see their self-evaluation.
Open!
How is it?
It has a distorted shape.
What is it?
There are a lot of similar ones.
It's hard.
After this, the members will announce their unexpected self-evaluation.
You can't measure yourself, can you?
It's weird, isn't it?
I've never seen anything like this before!
In order to develop real characters, we want to know more about each member's individuality.
Therefore, each member will evaluate themselves.
Visuals, brains, motor nerves, personality, and original subjects will all be evaluated with 5 points.
- Endo, Samura-san! - Yes?
- What's going on?! - What's this?!
- Does it mean 0.5 points for others? - It's 0.5 points for me.
- And only 5 points for you, Gohan? - Rather, I'd say Gohan is 0.5 points.
- What?! - That's right!
- It's a completely different image.
- Gohan doesn't eat at all. When I'm eating next to him, he says "I'm not hungry right now."
- I don't eat a lot of food, but I don't particularly like or hate it.
- Then I'm also a Gohan fan.
- I also like and hate a lot of things.
- If I don't like something or hate something, it means I'm not good at it.
- But it's not like you're visually 0.5 points, right? - That's right!
- How about you, Gohan?
- How do I do it? More effort? - Effort!?
- Anyway, if you don't put in more effort, it's hard. - Do you think so? - Yes, I do.
- There are a lot of self-evaluations like 0 or 1. - That's right!
Yes, surprisingly low self-evaluation of the four Nogizaka members.
Except for the original items, all of them are 1 for Yakubo and Hayakawa.
Except for the original items, all of them are 0 for Kitagawa and Kaki.
- What's with you, Kaki!? - I don't know what you're talking about! - You're already 0!
- It's weird, isn't it? - It's weird, isn't it?
- I want to get mad at Kaki. - Yes, yes. - It's not like that!
- 0 doesn't mean negative 0. It's like you can't measure yourself. - That's right!
- The me you see and the me others see are very different. - Yes.
- If you decide everything about yourself here, you won't be able to grow. - I see...
- What? Akimoto-san is coming down. - Akimoto-san is coming down! - She's saying some dark stuff.
- She's probably saying something that could become lyrics. - Maybe it's been modified.
- So, it's not like negative 0? - Yes... It's like you can't put it into words.
- You can't put it into words... - That's what Kazuma-san is like. - Infinite... - He brings in infinite lyrics.
- What I can say right now is that no matter who sees you, you don't change. It's like you don't change.
- It's just the length of your hair... - It's not like you can't put it into words! - You can go further! - There are people who can go further!
- You can't compare yourself to others. - Yes.
- Semiya-san, right? - Yes.
- Semiya-san, please. - Yes.
- Ta-dah! - This is it!
- It's not "go", it's "max go"! - It's comfortable, isn't it?
- It's amazing! - This is it! This is what idols do!
- Yes, it's something you can do for yourself. - Yes.
- Eh, you said "go" without hesitation? - I was like "ah, what should I do?" and I was like "ah, I guess "go" is fine".
- So you didn't expect everyone to be this low? - Yes, I was surprised!
- When I was given a test paper and I was told "you can write any number you like", I wanted to write "100 points", didn't I? - Ah, I see.
- That's how it is! - That's amazing! - Ah, but you don't know it.
- Your own possibilities are limitless. - That's right.
- And now... - I want to change mine.
- Ah, you want to change it? - Yes. - You don't have to change it.
- It's fine. - Let's see how much Semiya-san has changed.
Besides "original" and "true heart", Hayaka has rated all of them as "one".
- It's "seven". - Eh?! What's wrong?! - Ah, it's "all seven"! - What?! "all seven"?!
- Yes. - You're so mean! - Why?! - Because I don't want to lose. - You don't want to lose?!
- You're crazy! - Eh?!
- Are you okay with anyone else? - Endo-san, why don't you change just one? - Eh?! - Just one.
- Let's end it by looking at that. - Okay.
- "Die", they say. - What?! You have a personality! You have a personality!
- "Die", they say. - You can extend this part. - That's right. - Extend it? - Yes, you can extend it.
- If this becomes "five"... - Then I'll make it "five" someday. - Yes.
- I'll make it "five" someday, is what I'll say in the comments. - Oh! Visual! - Yes! - Oh! That's wonderful! - Wonderful!
- Yes!
- The fast-paced Seira who hates losing and the super-positive Semia Ray may see new characters in the future! - Oh, a connection!
- Nagisata Skits! - After this, we'll have a look at our next week's skit! - Yes!
[Next Week]
- I was really into it. - You were?
- Really? - You were into it! - I couldn't see it.
- You couldn't see it? - I couldn't see it at all!
- Hello! - Yes!
- Meow meow!
- I don't want you to cheer for me anymore. - I'll cheer for you completely.
- I'd like to see more of it, but I don't want to go out. - You don't want to go out, do you?
- Welcome back, Master!