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These four students have challenged themselves to a rock-solid challenge in a short period of time on "Nogizaka 46" Kamburi program "Nogizaka dokoe".
Let's beat everyone up!
In this program, these four students will challenge themselves with "King of Conte" finalist Saraba Seishun no Hikari in mind.
Please stay up a little more tonight.
Wakey, wakey!
I'm Leyland.
King of Conte
Throwing Skits!
The first skit of the day.
It's an audition.
There are quite a few of you.
Ayame, you were in it, too.
I was in it.
What?
I was in it.
What?
You can only say "I was in it."
I'm proud of being able to play that role.
What are you doing?
Which direction do you want to go in?
I don't know if you're trying to go easy on me or not.
I love you!
Today's date is a secret for everyone.
In "Nogizaka to Koe",
the four students showed off their sparkling looks in their idol aura.
This time, these eight people will challenge themselves to play comedians.
Will they be able to break the idol's shell?
How was it? Were you in a good mood?
There were a lot of people.
Really?
As expected of the eighth generation of comedians.
You're making a new kind of comedy.
I'm looking forward to it.
The song of this show is putting a lot of effort into it.
The most important thing is being an entertainer.
From that perspective, I'm absolutely fine.
Really?
Yes.
Shall we start?
Yes.
The first person, please.
Yes.
I'm a senior.
I'm normal.
Together, we are...
REI AYA.
Is there such a cute girl in comedy now?
It's totally new.
It's new.
The costumes are solid.
And they use small tools to do manzai.
It's important for comedians not to be trapped in such frames.
Then, will you show me the story?
Yes!
It's good. Visual is also important for comedians.
That's right.
Okay, let's do it.
Runess-sans!
What? What?
Nogizaka 46
I want to join you!
What?
Please, let me join you!
No, you can't!
"Nogizaka" is a noble group.
Ordinary people like you can't join it!
Okay, I'll give up.
No, you can't give up so easily!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
What?
Actually, my father who supports me is very passionate now.
Situation has changed.
Continue.
"Nogizaka" is passionate.
You're not just a fan!
Thank you very much!
You're crazy, aren't you?
Crazy?
No, you're really crazy.
No, no.
Higedanshaku-san is really crazy.
No, no, you're wrong.
They are still high school students.
I don't know anything about higedanshaku, so I'm not crazy.
You're rude, D.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Is it possible for you to wear something like that?
You can't know about higedanshaku!
No, I don't know.
You're just a higedanshaku!
I'm not "just", I'm not crazy.
Situation has really changed!
No, you're wrong.
I don't know, you're wrong.
Do you wear something like that?
No, you're wrong.
Is there a problem?
There's only problems!
The air is creepy here.
Ayame, please!
The air is creepy here.
Tsutsui cutter!
You're cheating!
You're really cheating!
No, no...
Eh? Eh? Eh?
Tsutsui cutter.
No, I don't think a cutter will cover it!
Right?
Well, I'll contact you about the result later.
Yes, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Are you serious?
Think about your future properly!
You'll be hated!
Hey, what's going on?
You're really cheating!
I'm not cheating.
No, you're cheating!
Well, the next one is really good.
Really?
The next one is a sharp and sharp-tongued female duo...
...who will say all of a woman's true feelings.
Oh, that's good!
Yes.
Well, in this day and age...
...someone who says all of a woman's true feelings will go viral.
That's right.
Oh, I'm looking forward to it!
Well, please show us the next song!
Yoisho! Yoisho! Yoisho! Yoisho! Yoisho! Yoisho! Yoisho! Yoisho! Yoisho!
What's that?
Yoisho!
Hello, I'm Tamuseira.
Nice to meet you!
I have a bad feeling about this.
Well, will you show me?
Please.
Yoisho!
Huh?
What kind of woman was there in this world?
As a moteio, a woman said she loved tapioca.
Hey, hey...
Whaaaaaat?!
You said it!
A woman said it in silence.
You said it!
That's too cool!
Thank you.
That's why! That's why!
It's too cool!
What do you mean?
It's too cool!
Too cool?
It's too cool!
You don't know what "too cool" is, do you?
I don't know.
Stop it, you guys!
Stop it!
It's definitely too cool!
There's no way a young person would know!
No, no, no.
Is there a problem?
There's only one problem!
Whaaaat?!
You said it!
I said it! I'm mad!
The "you said it" arrangement is making me mad!
Hey! What are you waiting for?!
It's too cool, isn't it?!
Hey!
It's not too cool!
You know what "too cool" is, don't you?!
What's your name?!
I'm Sei-chan.
Sei-chan?!
Not "Sei-chan," but "Sei-chan"!
You know it, don't you?!
I'm Tamu-majime.
You're saying it like you're Ono-majime!
Ono-majime?!
What do you mean, "Tamu-majime"?!
It's "majime," isn't it?
You're definitely lying!
No, no, it's not like that.
Are you serious?!
Well, I'll contact you about the results later.
Yes, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
No, no, no, no...
Yoisho! Yoisho! Yoisho! Yoisho!
It's like you're doing a counterattack.
No, it's too cool!
It can't be like this, really!
It's bad! It's sick!
It's bad! You're putting in too much effort!
I'm the eighth generation.
What's next? What's the next combination?
Next up is...
Ah!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Are you serious?! Are you serious?! Hey!
Hey, wait a minute!
You guys...
Eh? You guys, could it be...
One, two...
We're good sisters!
Let's do it!
It's like you're doing a counterattack!
Hey! It's like you're doing a counterattack!
Hey!
Let's go find "e" in the world with us!
Shut up!
Is it there?
No, no, it's not "is it there?"
You shouldn't eat "pa"!
Hey, what "e" are you looking for?
It looks harder than looking for "t"
Hey, are you looking for "e"?
You shouldn't eat "pa"!
This world is...
"e"!
Shut up!
You shouldn't eat "e" in front of everyone!
You found "e", you found "e", didn't you?
You're eating "pa" a lot!
I'm not eating "pa" or "kuso" or anything!
You're "tt" brothers!
Try looking for other "e"!
"e" is probably hard!
Is there anything else?
Let's go find "e" in the world with us!
Let's go find "e", hey!
Hey, one person is already... one person's eyes are swimming!
Hey!
Is it there?
Is it really there?
"e" is easier and harder than "t"
Is it there?
Where is it? Where is it?
"e" is hard!
This is the only choice we have in the end.
This is the only option left for him.
Not only "narudo" but really nothing else.
Can we find any "e" except for "tangerine"?
"e" is perfect.
When we decided to cast you, you'll be there.
Why? What do you mean?!
Thank you for coming and we'll give you the result later.
It's awesome "sorori", "sorori", "sorori", "sorori"...
That's fun too!
Those limitations in the credits are great!
I'm not in club with anyone so far.
Look, already passed!
- It's fine for now. - What?!
The next club is...
Kakiental Radio.
- Come on, don't do that! - Dang dang dang dang dang!
Let's do it!
Dang-dang!
I'm not in a radio club!
Dang!
I'm Kaki's rental radio.
Thank you.
Kaki, do you want to hear your usual "do it for me" or Kaki's "do it for you"?
Do you want me to say your amazing "do it for you"?
Kaki's legendary best points!
Let's go!
Roki is always talking with all his might!
Wow, you're turning me into a fool!
Do it for you! Do it for you!
You should cut it out.
Kaki!
You're amazing!
Kaki, you're too amazing!
Go home!
We miss living Tokyo!
Kaki's legendary best points!
You all did your best!
I've never seen anyone who looks like Higedashaku Motonno.
You really don't, do you?
I did a lot of research and realized, "Oh, this is where you put your waist in."
Even the little details!
It's amazing!
Since I was in elementary school, I've been watching Oridachi-san's "Fuyuuden" a lot.
Even if I don't practice it...
It's still alive!
It's still in my head!
It was already done normally!
I'm honored to be able to play with Morita-san's front teeth.
Thank you very much!
The second swing was already an ad-lib, wasn't it?
Yes, yes, yes!
It was really reckless!
I didn't think it would come, and I was a little...
What should I do?
But you had a determined attitude!
Really?
Takehachi was already swimming around, "What should I do? What should I do?"
No, no! There's no such thing in the script!
When I saw the team I was in before doing it, I got really anxious.
It's like an entertainer!
It's like an entertainer dancing!
It's like a serious dance!
I thought, "Oh, this is what an entertainer does!"
I was really nervous!
Nogizaka 46 4th grade is really trying it for the first time!
What kind of characters will appear next?
4th grade is selling well today as well!
Yakubo is starring in this time.
You were doing your best, weren't you?
I was too nervous to speak well.
Why?
What's wrong?
Oh, no!
What kind of characters were they?
I was very anxious in the dressing room,
but I was very energetic and said "Yeah!" in front of the TV.
Did you have any part you were addicted to?
I thought I was very good at being anxious in the dressing room.
Yakubo Miho
I'm sorry. I'm a boring person.
Not at all!
I'm not funny at all.
No, it's okay. We got it out of you.
Yakubo, who is a crybaby character and is a little negative,
challenges a super positive character.
Please pay attention to their surprised tension!
I love Nagisaka! Yay!
What was that?
I'm tired.
Thank goodness! Thank goodness!
The studio was so excited!
But I used my phone to the MC again.
And I took selfies with other guests.
I wonder if everyone is angry.
Maybe I should apologize.
I'm anxious.
No, no, no, what are you saying?
You don't have to apologize!
You look like you're in love and you're excited!
That's what's funny!
But I don't usually take selfies.
And I don't like this kind of fashion.
I wonder if today's recording went well.
I'm anxious.
You're anxious again!
No, it's okay!
You can't look depressed like that!
You can't show that to anyone!
I'm telling you, if you show this to anyone, it's over!
Do you understand?!
I wonder if I'll be okay.
Yes! Come in!
Excuse me!
Pink Tattoo by Yandere Tattoo!
I'm Umami-chan!
I'm sorry!
Umami-chan is always like this at school!
No, I'm sorry about that.
You're so excited!
Umami-chan, thank you for coming!
I'm sorry!
First of all, greetings!
Nogizaka is a big place!
Oha-kio!
Maichi!
Shin-yuu-chan!
Let's take a picture!
Yes! Yes!
Cheese!
You're cute!
Look at me!
My nails are cute, too!
We're big fans of Umami-chan!
So...
It's a new song by Nogizaka. Please listen to it!
I know it's selfish of me, but you'll definitely win!
Who are you talking to?
Go back to your seat.
Thank you very much. Excuse me.
Thank you!
Bye-bye!
Thank you!
No, no, no, no, no!
You were crazy about Nogizaka, weren't you?!
You were crazy about Nogizaka!
It's going up in views! It's definitely going up!
That was too cheeky of me, wasn't it?
Ah...
The protection of happiness...
It turns out I'm not happy.
I'm anxious.
What are you talking about?!
Nogizaka was so happy!
She was so happy when she saw the CD I got!
Right?!
I wonder...
I'm anxious.
Yes!
Come in!
Ah, Fuan-chan!
Good work today!
The recording was a huge help!
Yeah, it was!
I'm so sorry! Thank you so much!
Fuan-chan, you've been in the dressing room all this time!
It's Azuma-kun!
I'm so happy!
That's Higashibukuro!
Who's Higashibukuro?!
You have a different angle!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for being rude to the host, Higashibukuro-san!
Fuan-chan, you don't need to say that!
It was a huge help!
Why do you say the same thing over and over?!
You're so cheeky!
Nice to meet you! I'm Yohkiya! Bye-bye!
Phew... I got it wrong.
No, no, no, you were really into it!
You were really into it!
It's fine! It's fine! Not at all! I'm glad!
But I made a mistake in my name and did something really unnecessary.
That was a serious mistake!
You were wearing an azuma bag! An eastern bag!
Oh, that's right! That was serious!
You didn't find out, did you?
I didn't find out! It's fine!
You didn't find out that I don't like green smoothie, did you?
What? Really? I didn't know about that!
You said you like green smoothie in the interview!
Shut up!
But I didn't find out! It's fine!
It's fine!
I'm glad you said that.
Oh, sorry!
What's going on? What's going on?
What's going on?
Come on in!
Hey!
I brought you something to eat.
I thought you'd like it.
Something to eat?
I happened to pass in front of the store and there was a good place.
This place is amazing!
You said you like it, didn't you? Green smoothie.
You said you like green smoothie, didn't you?
I love it!
Shut up!
You're too nice! I like it!
You don't like it?
I don't like it!
Drink it! It's really good!
How is it?
Here you go!
It's so good!
Thank goodness!
I'll bring some more!
Thank you!
Thank you, baby!
Are you okay?! Are you okay?!
If you don't like it, you can't spit it out!
Are you okay?!
Yes... I wonder if I ate it well...
I'm worried...
You're worried...
This girl will definitely sell well in the future!
No doubt about it!
Ah... I'm worried about tomorrow...
That was wonderful!
Are you okay?!
No, I'm glad!
The moment it ended, she was so happy that she cried!
She was freed!
She's so good at being cool...
I can't do that...
I really respect you!
You shouldn't say that!
Let's do it!
Can you do the second "I'm worried about tomorrow"?
I think you can do it!
You don't want to do it?
No!
Just now, before I saw "I'm worried about tomorrow",
the dressing room was really "I'm worried about tomorrow"
It was already like that!
"I'm worried about tomorrow", "I'm worried about tomorrow"
I kept saying it, and now that I think about it,
I think it was already "I'm worried about tomorrow"
It's more fun now, right?
But this will continue, right?
Yes!
Let's continue!
This is...
Sakuga...
Well, well, somewhere...
Somewhere, like a little sister...
It's like that!
I really hate you!
Seriously!
I really hate you!
Wait a minute!
After this, we will show you the backstage of the recording!
From now on, we will show you a little bit of the backstage of today's skit!
Does it look good?
It's good.
We were talking together in the dressing room while looking in the mirror.
How did it go? Did it go well?
Yes! It went well!
I tried to do it with a louder voice than usual.
Recording is very difficult.
- Your claws are cute! - Your claws are cute!
- Your clothes are cute! - Your clothes are cute!
You should definitely do it!
It's hot!
You shouldn't be so crazy!
It's okay! It's funny!
It's funny! It's totally fine!
Especially when you're anxious!
My stomach hurts!
Stop it!
The camera is stopped, isn't it?
Don't put me in the same frame!
These are tears of an actress!
I'm not bullying you!
What are you talking about?
When we were recording, we were thinking about what we should do.
But it was fun!
And now, we will show you a little bit of the next week's skit!
[Next Week]
There was an idol who couldn't wink at all!
And that was me!
Leiland!
First of all, it's a problem song!
Oh, what should I do?
My beautiful...
Leiland!
Other than that...
It's all over the place!
I fell!
I messed up at the end, too.
Don't watch it!
I won't!
Don't watch it!