AISubs v3.5
"Nogizaka Skits Act 2" unreleased footage! "Nogisuki Matsuoka"!
Here, you can enjoy a lot of reactions that weren't included in the broadcasts of the members watching the skits!
Thank you for waiting! Let's take a look!
Mayutan wa aisaretai!
"Nogizaka Skits"!
Nogizaka Skits
I'm back!
Honey!
Mayu!
Welcome back!
Were you singing "Lunacy" again?
No, I wasn't!
Oh, really?
Oh, do you want to eat? Do you want to take a bath? Or do you want me to rub your shoulders again?
Oh, you can rub my shoulders!
When you rubbed my shoulders last time, they came off a lot.
At that time, my love for you was too big and I put in a little too much strength!
Even if you said it came off, it still came out!
But after that, I went to the hospital and it healed right away, so it's a blessing in disguise!
Well, well, well, if it hadn't come off, it wouldn't be a blessing in disguise!
Well, I'll rub your shoulders!
Oh, someone's here!
Huh?
I'm going out!
Who could it be at this hour?
S-sister!
Huh?!
Good evening, Mayu-chan!
Excuse me for disturbing you!
Oh, sister! What's wrong?
It just happened to pass by nearby, so I thought I'd take a look at my cute little brother's face!
No, even if you come all of a sudden like that, your eyebrows will get in the way!
No, it's not like that at all!
Well, you're right...
It doesn't look like you've been cleaning up much, so if you come all of a sudden like that, it'll be a nuisance, right?
Yes?
Ishii, you're scary!
Oh my!
I clean up every day, so there shouldn't be much dust, but thank you for finding me!
I can't read the atmosphere, but I can see dust!
It started again!
Look, Mayu-chan, your face is very cute, but isn't it a bit stupid?
The other day, I asked the members of Hinata Zaka 46 who brush their teeth normally.
Normally!
You brush your teeth normally, but your face is scary!
I asked you, too!
You, too! You're really beautiful, but I'm sorry to say this, but you're sloppy!
That's why your smartphone screen and camera lens are all cracked, and by the way, your smartphone case is also tattered!
I think that's amazing, but I was very impressed when I saw Tetsuya-san who lived with you!
That's scary... That's a scary way of laughing!
Ah, I'm thirsty!
I'm sorry! Wait a minute!
I'm thirsty!
Mayu-chan, you can't come all of a sudden!
It's okay, we're brothers!
Sorry for the wait!
Here you go!
Huh? What's this?
It's super spicy sundubu jjigae.
Super spicy sundubu jjigae?
Hey, Maya, can we eat later?
I want something to drink first.
What are you talking about?
This is a drink!
I can't think of a dance!
I'm stupid!
This is a drink.
Tetsuya told me not to drink the sundubu jjigae I made too much.
What did I say?
You don't know it yet, Maya.
What Tetsuya really likes is...
...this!
Huh?
Tetsuya, you've always liked lemon syrup for shaved ice, haven't you?
Well, I like lemon syrup for shaved ice, but...
Sis!
As expected of you!
Your focus is off!
I'm still married, so I don't know anything about you.
And you haven't seen Tetsuya in a while, so you don't know anything about me!
Tetsuya, decide!
Which one are you going to drink?
Sundubu jjigae or lemon syrup?
I want to drink beer!
Huh?
You're not going to drink either?
Huh?
Maya, please make up your mind.
The reason I brought lemon syrup with my brother's feelings...
...was because it was useless!
Even though I can drink beer!
You're saying you can't drink my honest opinion!
As I thought, I can't drink it!
This is a collaboration of hell!
Okay! I'll drink it! I'll drink both of them!
This is the reddest sundubu I've ever seen!
Okay, I'll drink it!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! It's delicious!
It's disgusting!
He's drinking a lot!
He's happy!
My brother is smiling!
I... I... I'm loved!
Thank you!
Sister, I've already drunk it, so go home! I'm sorry!
Why are you so cold?
I even brought a present for Mayu-chan!
Sister, you don't have to worry about it!
It's okay! It's okay! My brother is always taking care of me!
What is it? What is it?
Ta-da!
A massage mat for daily fatigue!
Ta-da!
A rope jump mat for lack of exercise!
What?
Now, if you jump rope on this massage mat, you'll not only get tired but also exercise! Isn't it amazing?!
Sister...
Are you serious?
Huh?
Can't you jump?
What?
You're saying you can't accept a present from me?!
Even though you won't step on me tomorrow, you're going to trample on my kindness?!
As I thought, I'm a useless old woman...
Onee-san, I'll eat it.
Sorry, Mayu.
It's just a present for you.
As long as you're healthy, there's no problem.
That's right.
I want you to be healthy, Onee-chan.
Wait...
It's bigger than I thought.
Wait, Mayu.
Will it fly?
Wait...
Here I go!
Mayu!
Wait!
You might not need a long jump.
No, I don't!
Mayu!
It hasn't flown even once yet.
You can go a little higher!
Mayu, look!
Good luck, Mayu-chan.
Here I go!
Ouch!
Mayu-kun!
That really hurt!
How is it, Mayu?!
I feel so refreshed!
Thank you, Onee-san!
Mayu-chan is happy!
I...
I'm loved!
Sorry, Mayu.
It's fine.
Both Tetsuya and Mayu-chan are happy now.
I should go home now.
Wait, Onee-san!
Me too!
I have a present for you!
It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! I don't need anything!
Don't be so modest!
I don't need it!
What's up, Mayu?
I'm going to treasure this one too!
I'm happy!
Mayu!
I'm sorry!
I can't even imagine what you'll do when you're like this!
It's scary, isn't it?
What's up?
This is a souvenir from when I went on a trip!
Thank you!
I'll open it when I get home!
Please take a look at it right now!
That's pretty obvious!
Okay, I'll open it now!
What's in it?
Perfume?
It's a perfume from thousands of years ago, when I went on a ruins excavation tour in Egypt!
It's definitely rotten!
I see!
I'll wear it at home!
You won't wear it now?
What's this?
When I saw you wearing a perfume, I thought you might be a little mature!
But I was wrong!
I can't remember anything unless it's a perfume from someone else's family!
I'm such a stupid woman!
Mayu!
Okay! I'll wear it!
I'll wear it!
Thank you!
It stinks!
What are you saying?
I want you to wear it properly!
Is it impossible for you to wear it here?
Here?
Here!
I can wear it all day, but is it okay?
Well, we still have a recording after this!
I'm the only one who can smell it in the talk recording!
Wait a minute!
That much?
Mae-chan, Mae-chan, Mae-chan!
Wait, wait.
There's a flow.
Mae-chan, Mae-chan, Mae-chan!
That much?
Oh, Tetsuya-san, you spilled it.
No, no, wait a minute, wait a minute.
It stinks!
What?
It stinks!
Mae-chan!
Wait!
Mae-chan!
This is bad!
I can't believe it!
This isn't the day for you to spit!
Wait!
Help me!
Hey!
What's with you?!
Well, then...
Ah, you...
Next time, can I invite friends over?
Well, I don't mind, but...
How many will you invite?
Um...
Yuuki-chan, right?
And Rei-chan, right?
And many more!
Hey, Yoda and Samia!
Run away!
Thank you very much!
Well, it's hell, isn't it?
How about you, Mukai-san?
Is there anything you'd like to try out?
I'd like to try it out.
I don't think there's anything like it out there.
Really?
Mukai-san, you look strong.
Well, I'm fine with anything.
You're fine?
Are you okay with the smell?
I'm fine.
With that smell?
If you smell it now, you'll know what it is, won't you?
The smell?
There is!
Mukai-san, why don't you smell it?
No, no, no!
Smell it.
The studio smell is getting worse!
It doesn't smell at all!
Now, Mukai will smell the smell that has finally permeated the tissue.
This?
No, no, no!
It doesn't smell at all!
You shouldn't be so aggressive.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Not at all?
Huh? Really?
Wait a minute.
You're kidding me!
Wait a minute!
You shouldn't be doing that!
You made a mistake!
Yeah.
Really?
Wait a minute.
Yeah, you made a mistake.
You made me do it!
I'm sorry!
I hate you!
It was right.
Why do you smell it?
It doesn't smell at all!
That girl.
What is that smell?
I'm about to cry!
That's crazy!
She doesn't smell at all!
That's weird!
Shushu?
No!
Seriously!
I think you should really stop!
It smells really bad!
Shushu, do it!
I'm doing it!
Shushu, do it!
Do it!
No, no, no!
Wait, wait!
No!
Hey!
Catch her!
No, no, no!
Let her do it!
No, do it yourself!
Really!
Your uniform is bad!
It definitely doesn't smell!
That's it.
And...
What?!
It's not that kind of card!
It's not?!
What's going on?!
That's amazing!
Well, it's possible that this card will come home.
It's been a long time.
If you don't mind...
Please!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!