AISubs v3.5
"Nogizaka Skits Act 2" unreleased video "Nogizuki Matsuoka"
Here you can enjoy a lot of reactions that weren't included in the broadcast of the members watching the skit.
Thank you for waiting. Let's take a look!
Takane no Momoko-sama
Nogizaka Skits
One... Two... Three...
Look! Momoko-sama is on the phone again this morning!
She's so beautiful!
Sportsman
She's really good!
One...
That was close!
I was about to hit Chouto-san with my shinai!
She's so kind!
She's so wonderful!
What kind of man would accept such Momoko-san's love?
She's so cute!
I'm going to confess to Momoko-san today!
Alright!
Wait, wait, wait!
Morita-kun?
Huh?
Look!
What are you doing here?
"What are you doing?" is my line!
Morita-kun, what were you trying to do?
I wasn't trying to do anything!
I was trying to confess to Momoko-san!
No, no, no!
Huh?
No, no, no!
What's wrong?
I think I know what you're trying to do!
What is it?
Maybe you shouldn't do it...
No, no!
I might be able to win Momoko-san's heart!
Well, I think your feelings are wonderful...
But, Morita-kun...
Momoko-sama of Takane has fallen in love with dozens...
No, hundreds of students!
No, but...
You're free to do whatever you want.
No, no!
I've had a girlfriend before.
No!
That's different for you two.
But I feel sorry for Morita-kun for being dumped so easily.
Well, that's how Takane-no-hana is, Momoko-san.
Takane-no-hana?
That's interesting.
This time...
That's not good! Not good! Not good!
Even if you don't have a glass box...
I'll give it to you.
My Cinderella.
A real prince-like handsome man! Yamashita Yawan- kun!
I will never give up!
What's next?
Ririto.
It's highly complete.
Don't look at me like you're looking at a child.
I'm also a boy.
I can't get enough of that feeling, brother-like handsome man!
First place goes to Ririto-kun!
Ririto.
From now on...
You're going to fall in love with me.
That's so cool!
I don't like it.
It's fine. Just shut up and fall for me.
I'll protect you no matter what.
You're a little dangerous and wild.
I'm going to bury you, Minato-kun!
Seriously...
It can't be helped.
Ignorant, intelligent handsome man, Sato Denjiro!
Sato Denjiro!
He is the handsome man who is proud of this school!
Who called me?
Elf!
Who called you?
I like myself and I can't get enough of it.
Elf!
I hate it!
I hate women like that and men like that the most!
D-don't tell me...
The N.F.O. confessed to Momoko-sama?!
Just who will Momoko-sama choose?!
For the birth of an extraordinary handsome and beautiful couple?!
That's what I hate the most! Seriously!
Then I'll go first.
Please choose me.
You must be Momoko Takane.
Oh, yes. What can I do for you?
Those eyes...
There's no doubt about it!
When I first saw you, I was convinced.
The woman I will love for the rest of my life...
...is this woman.
If you wish, I can give you anything you want.
Would you please be my lover?
Will this fall?!
Huh?!
I'll give you anything!
Huh?!
Aren't lovers equal to each other?!
Did you think I was a woman who was happy with things?!
No, that's...
After all, you're a man who can't love even if you're given things.
Please don't show up in front of me again.
Hey, hey, hey, Momoko-san! Don't say anything harsh!
Then...
I'll go.
Um... Momoko-senpai...
Oh, junior?
What is it?
Um...
I...
I've been thinking about you lately.
Me, too.
Um...
Ever since I came to this school...
I've been...
I've been thinking about you, Momoko-senpai.
But I'm still like a kid...
So I was wondering if I could hang out with you, Momoko-senpai...
I've been working hard to become a man who can hang out with you, Momoko-senpai!
You're so cute!
Shut up, you two.
A classmate who's a girl is no good.
Momoko-senpai!
Please hang out with me!
This is the tickling of maternal instinct!
Huh?
A classmate's girlfriend is no good?
Huh?
You mean you compared me with other girls, don't you?
Did you think you would be happy to choose me?
Oh, no...
You're the kind of person who moves over there when you find another good girl.
Don't ever get in my sight again!
Oh, no...
I can't stand it anymore!
Poor Yuto...
I'm scared...
She's so nervous!
Hey, Momoka-senpai, you're really something!
She's the rich Momoka-sama.
I can't be nervous.
I'll go.
Momoka-senpai, can I ask you something?
Oh, yes, what is it?
Isn't it tough?
Your club activities and studies are all expected of you.
You don't have to show weakness in front of me.
Shut up, you!
Be my girlfriend and let me protect you.
Isn't this a perfect confession?
Huh?
You called me out?
Oh, first place, first place!
You got first place for sure!
I barely know you,
but you called me out and touched my head.
Don't you have common sense?
Well, that's...
You don't have to protect common sense,
because it's not me.
What a shame!
You're like a cute Hata York.
Stop it!
You're more delicate than I thought!
I'm sorry for being born.
Huh? You're waving like an adult.
Huh? Is that so?
Huh?
Tenjiro!
Are you coming?
You're coming, Tenjiro?
Tenjiro?
What's "Tenjiro" anyway?
Momoko, can we talk for a second?
Yes, what is it?
Will you go out with me?
This is "simple is best"!
Even if you cut off all unnecessary things,
you can attack with only that!
This is the most effective!
Huh?
That's all?!
You confessed your love, but you don't even love me?!
I thought you'd know even if I didn't say it,
but you're wrong!
It's okay to say too much about love. It's okay not to say too much about love.
It's better to know that much.
I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
No, but...
Oh, no! Oh, no!
I'm gonna die!
She's the type of person who flips out.
It's dangerous!
Too bad.
Let's fix it.
She's the type of person who flips out.
Hey, hey, she's already completely extinct!
I wonder if there's a boy out there who loves me.
Morita-kun, should we tell her?
Should we tell her?
Let's do it!
From now on, we'll have an unpublished talk in the studio.
Umezawa-san and Umezawa-san were amazing.
That's right.
They were the most manly.
But like...
We spent hours preparing for it.
But when we entered the studio, everyone laughed at us.
They said we had a lot of hair.
They looked down on us to our toes.
They even shook our heads.
We didn't get anything in return.
I see.
If only we were a little more manly.
I'd like to go home.
Do you want to play a proper manly role?
Of course. I'm an N4.
An N4.
I happened to be in the middle of my makeup.
My makeup was already complete.
I thought we had a real model guest.
I don't remember having a guest like Junon-boy today.
I really didn't know who it was.
Denjiro-san?
Denjiro is really popular.
His music video "Zaco III" was also made by Denjiro.
Denjiro was laughing like crazy in the music video.
Was it "Zaco III"?
Yes, it was "Zaco III".
It was my first dance video.
But it was more popular than I thought.
It was my first time watching it.
But I have less lines than others.
So I was surprised.
When you came out, you didn't have any lines at all.
I had enough lines.
How about you, Kaki?
Who do you like the most, Kaki?
I like Denjiro the most.
What do you like about Denjiro?
What do you like about him?
I like people who don't talk much.
There are some parts of him like a cartoon character.
Yes, there are.
He is funny.
How about you, Kuromi?
I like Yamashita Yamao the most.
Oh, really?
You look different.
How so?
I first met Yamashita Yamao.
On that day?
Yes.
I met him and he looked like Yamashita Yamao.
Don't say it like a celebrity.
Yamashita Yamao doesn't exist.
I was so shocked.
Yamashita Yamao was the only thing I could think of.
I'd like to watch it again.
Let's see if Yamashita Yamao will remain or not.
It might be worth watching.
It was great.
Thank you very much.