AISubs v3.5
Nogizaka Skits Act 2 Pre-release video "Nogisuki Matsuoka"!
Here you can enjoy a lot of reactions that weren't included in the broadcast of the members watching the skit!
Thank you for waiting! Let's take a look!
Kawaii Armies!
Nogizaka Skits!
All units, halt!
Starting today, new members of this cute army will join the force.
New recruits, salute!
Yes, ma'am!
I'm Bort, and I've been assigned to the 46th Squadron.
This time, by my authority, I've selected the most not- so-cute recruits among the new recruits.
As expected of you, Captain!
Now we can rest assured!
Um... I've been in a bad mood since day one...
Well, well, well...
That aside, I know that this 46th Squadron is called "the cute army," but...
What kind of missions do you basically do?
Does Morita know the word "forbidden"?
"Forbidden"... I don't know about that.
When people see something too cute, their hearts skip a beat.
When that "skip a beat" goes past self-control, people commit "forbidden" acts.
I don't know about that...
Therefore, Captain Matsumura, who is a first- generation captain, has founded this army to save ordinary citizens from "forbidden" acts.
Oh, this person founded it?
Yes.
And what is this person doing right now?
Actually...
We're going to a school festival where cute idols gather.
We're going to ride in a single-person car...
Huh? What's going on?
We're going to save ordinary citizens from "forbidden" acts...
Huh? What's going on?
So you're saying that we're dangerous people?
Well, in other words...
Our mission is to save ordinary citizens from cute people!
Oh...
Our mission is to save ordinary citizens from "forbidden" acts!
Oh...
Over there! It's dangerous!
What?
A pretty girl eating meat buns...
Once... Position!
Position? W-what?
Captain! One more time. Are you ready?
Not yet...
You're so cute!
Wait! Hold your breath!
W-what? I'm sorry!
W-w-what?!
Behind you!
What?!
What's wrong?!
Is everyone okay?!
Thanks to you, captain!
We're fine.
That was a close one.
Wait, what?!
Did something happen?!
Are you serious?!
What?! Where are you going?!
Who are you?
What are you doing?!
I'm going to eat you with just my mouth!
You're too cute!
You're such a non-boy!
And you have such small lips!
I'm going to eat you up!
And you have such a small face!
I'm going to eat you up!
Of course you will!
You saved the world once again.
Captain!
As expected of you!
Her lips...
were trembling.
I think it's because of you that the security is bad.
Right?
Over there! It's dangerous!
It's a high school girl on a windy day!
What?!
A pretty girl...
placed her hair band...
W-what?!
Huh?!
I'm sorry! I changed my mouth!
She's fast!
Get away from me!
What?!
Like I said, what's going on?! Seriously!
Is everyone okay?!
We're fine!
Um... everyone, what's going on?
Oh, I'm sorry! We're a little strange people.
It's really nothing!
Yes!
Morita, let go of me!
What?! What?! What?!
This is bad! Seriously!
With my little blue mouth, I eat the rubber band!
Amuamu rubber band!
And even more, I can see my big boobies and my empty boobies!
Double boobies!
Don't you think it's funny?!
The ratio of black and white is wonderful!
I've never seen anything like it!
Please, don't look at me like that!
You don't know what you're saying!
I'm in a hurry...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
We're not that kind of scary people!
Another one...
Will the world be saved?
Captain, you're amazing!
I enjoyed it a lot!
I think...
I think she called us.
T-that girl is...
Huh?!
That's disgusting!
What's wrong?! Do you know her?!
I'm crazy about you, Captain.
When I was with Lizard, I was driven into suspension.
Captain, you look like you're in a lot of trouble.
Captain, we meet again.
Miyu-chan!
Miyu-chan! Miyu-chan!
You look like a forbidden girl. Are you okay?!
Captain, please calm down! I'll suspend you again!
That was close! That was close!
Do you know who I am?!
I know!
When I make eye contact with a cute girl,
if you smile and wave at me,
I won't resist!
What are you talking about?! Seriously!
Ah, Captain, I'm sorry.
I don't usually wear glasses, so you don't know who I am, do you?
It's me! It's me!
That's dangerous! We won't make it in time!
Everyone! Help me!
What is this?! Seriously!
What are you doing?!
Captain!
You're being ridiculous!
When a pretty girl is embarrassed and takes off her glasses and looks you in the eye,
you're bound to fall for it!
Um, are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay, so please leave me alone!
Please leave me alone!
Don't worry about it!
Not at all!
Captain, you can't die!
I'll die, Captain!
If I die looking you in the eye,
I won't resist!
Hang in there!
That's right!
Captain! Captain!
Hang in there!
Please don't die!
Her heartbeat stopped.
It's because I saw Moita's not-so-cute face!
That's our not-so-cute Moita!
Thank you, not-so-cute Moita!
Thank you!
Let's have an unpublished talk in the studio.
I'd like to have me or Hazuki in it.
- Originally? - Yes.
I'd like to be in it as the fourth person.
What would you do if you were Hayasu?
Who do you like, Hayasu?
I like Kakehashi, but...
When I was hired as a lawyer for the insurance police that Kakehashi works for,
I don't think I've lost the feeling I had there.
- I don't think you've lost it. - If you didn't like it, you wouldn't have been hired.
- You like girls. You like cute girls. - That's right.
Isn't there someone else you'd like to be in this Army's?
Other than you, Hayasu?
- Huh? - Huh?
- Oh, you can't keep up with us this far.
Oh, I'm glad you're the fourth person.
Oh, thank you. Finally!
- Well, then... - Yes.
- How about you, Sato? - Yes.
Just now, Hayasu said Kakehashi at the speed of sound, and I lost my heart.
Huh?
- Are you saying you're more like Kakehashi? - I'll give you that. I'll give you that.
Oh, thank you!
- What do you think? - No, it's terrible, terrible, terrible.
- It's like you don't need me. - But I also wanted to be in Army's.
- See? - Yeah.
- You like Army's, don't you? - Yes, I do.
After all, I'd like to wear a school uniform, wear a scarf in the winter, and drink hot cocoa.
- Well, well. - It's a commercial, you know.
- Is it different from "moe" and "kyun kyun"? - Huh?
- Is it different from "kyun kyun" and "moe"? - It's still different.
- If I say it out loud, I lose. - Oh, I see.
It's my right to say it out loud.
- "Kyun" is like that. - Oh, I see.
- So you don't say it out loud. - That's right.
- You don't say it out loud. - That's right.
- So Army's is doing its best to protect me from "kyun". - Yeah.
- Please, please, please continue. - Please continue.
- Let's look forward to the continuation. - Yes.
Thank you very much!