AISubs v3.5
"Nogizaka Skits Act 2" unreleased footage! "Nogisuki Matsuoka"!
Here, you'll enjoy a lot of reactions that weren't included in the broadcasts of the members watching "Skits"!
Thank you for waiting! Let's take a look!
"SHIO'S CASINO" Part 2!
"Nogizaka Skits"! It's showtime!
"Nogizaka Skits"! Part 2!
Alright! Let's take a break!
Yes!
Here you go!
Oh, thank you!
No, no, it's me who should be thanking you!
Just because you're a colleague of mine at work doesn't mean you have to help me move out!
No, not at all!
I'm always taking care of you at work, so it's fine!
Ah, but you saved me!
I'm glad!
Yeah...
Here!
Come in!
You came all of a sudden and surprised me!
What? I thought you were stuck in traffic!
Huh?
Who's this?
Oh, she's a colleague of mine at work, Ms. Iwamoto!
She's helping me move out!
I'm always taking care of you at work, Mr. Morita!
Um...
She's my girlfriend...
No, no, no!
She's just a childhood friend!
I'm always taking care of you, Ms. Tecchan!
I'm Umezawa of the Kusarei family, and I've known you since kindergarten!
If she says anything unpleasant to you, contact me right away!
I'll get angry for you!
That's fine with me!
So...
What should I do?
Ah, that's right!
Then...
Put away the DVD!
Okay!
Even so, you really have a lot of DVDs, Mr. Morita!
I've always loved movies!
I used to go to the cinema a lot!
What?! What are you going to see?!
Well, there's a lot of horror movies.
I want to go see horror movies, too!
Ask me out!
Yay! I'm so happy!
I guess you're right...
Huh, Tecchan?
Don't you have any more garbage bags?
Huh? You don't have any more?
Yeah.
Huh?!
Can't be helped, then...
I'm going to go buy some at the convenience store.
I'm going, too!
Yeah, me, too!
I'm going!
Oh, sorry!
Okay!
"Ask me out to a movie," huh...
Don't tell me you like me...
Huh?!
Thirteen years old!
Before a man who is lost in love suddenly appears,
I, Tsumumatsu, the leader, will guide you in love.
And then, the second visitor who will make your heart dance to love's beat is...
It's me!
It's you!
I want to go to a horror movie with you!
Now, let's see if these words have any meaning or not!
Let's bedtime!
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right!
I'm not going to go watch a movie with you two!
It's got to have a meaning, doesn't it?!
Yeah!
It's got to have a meaning!
Excuse me!
Now, what is the fate of this love?
Yeah, good!
No, no, no.
What? No way!
I didn't invite you, you know!
She did!
Non, non, non, non!
You idiot!
Gross!
The truth about girls' hearts is like this...
Next time, I'm going to watch a horror movie with you.
You know, when I'm with my female friends, there are a lot of people who can't handle horror.
If you're with the person you like, you can't have fun because you're more excited about the person next to you than you are about the movie, right?
If you're with Morita-san, you can focus on the movie and get drinks and popcorn for free.
It's so nice, isn't it?
- This is the truth. - You're lying!
You can't say you came to watch a movie with someone you don't like!
Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
I don't like him, but I wanted to go with him.
Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
I can't help it.
She's annoying!
She's really annoying!
Well then, till next time!
How did you get in here?
- I'm back! - Oh, welcome back!
Morita-san, which do you like better, tea or coffee?
Well... I guess I'll go with tea.
Yay! I knew it'd be tea!
No way! I love coffee so much!
Huh? What do you mean?
Well, when I was at the convenience store trying to buy coffee for you...
I said, "Morita-san, it's tea," you know?
And we were guessing which you'd choose.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
Actually, I know quite a bit about you, Morita- san.
- Huh? - Your birthday is August 23rd...
Your favorite food is tuna...
Huh? How do you know all that?
Well, there's a little reason for that...
But it's a secret.
Right, since it's the season, you have to wash your hands when you're out.
- Oh, you're right. - Let's go.
- Wow... - I can't wait.
A little reason...
You like me...
That's all there is, right?!
Good, good, good, good...
T-10 years old!
Yes, yes, I've been waiting for you!
I'm quite sorry for you, Morita-san!
Now, whether this word has a role or not, let's bet!
Let's bet time!
There's no way I can remember the birthday of a man I don't like!
This has to have a role!
There's no way I can remember the birthday of a man I don't like!
This love's destiny is...
Come on, come on, come on!
A role...
It's a lie!
You're such a young man!
No, no, you're crazy, you're crazy, you're crazy!
This is a lie! This is a lie!
Can you do something about that speed?!
You're such a young man!
No, no, you're crazy, you're crazy, you're crazy!
What's with that annoying arrangement?!
You're such a young man!
A woman's heart's truth is like this...
Actually, Morita-san...
We have a lot in common!
We like the food we like...
We like the smell of tea we like...
And we even have the same birthday!
I hate it, but I can't help remembering it!
This is the truth!
Same as a dog?
But "same as a dog" can also mean "shy"?
All men think that if a woman is cold, it's "shy"?
Can I say it?
Scary!
She suddenly became scary!
When I'm really shy, I'm really shy!
What is that?
What's up with you?
I'm losing my vibe!
What's up with them?
If you come again, take off your shoes first!
Hey!
Excuse me!
I got a call from home and I have to go home.
Is that so?
It's fine. Thank you!
I'm sorry about that.
I have something for you.
For me?
Yes! Valentine's Day chocolate!
What?
It's handmade, so don't expect too much of the taste.
Thank you!
Well, I'll see you at work!
Thank you for your hard work!
She has a big heart!
Kazuma! Come out!
What's up with you?
Kii...
Shou...
Style!
Valentine's Day with handmade hearts and big chocolates!
Is this fate or not?
Let's go on a date!
Let's bed time!
Since kindergarten, I've only gotten one chocolate every year.
This is all for nothing!
What's wrong with you?!
You're too old for this!
Why?! Why?! Why?!
It can't be!
Wait, wait, wait! Where are you taking me?!
Hey! Don't push me!
This can't be!
This is the truth of a woman's heart!
Handmade chocolate is hard, isn't it?
Wait, did I fail?
Ah! I'll give it to Morita-san!
Because...
If you love someone, you want to give them proper chocolate, don't you?
Ah! You! You're dirty!
This is the truth!
Wow, Madara!
You're dirty!
Come on! It's too late for that!
Let's go to the convenience store and buy some sake!
Really?
Let's go!
That's right, Tecchan! I'll give you chocolate again this year!
You won't get it from someone else anyway!
Huh?
You're mean!
I can't believe you haven't noticed me!
You're really stupid!
From now on, you can talk in the studio!
Thank you!
Why is this a little bit of a good story?
What is this?
This wasn't a skit anymore, was it?
Well, Kubo-san, I'm glad you're good at expressing emotions.
Oh, really?
I didn't think it would be like a drama like this.
Certainly, I'd like to see those three's drama without the showtime.
That's right! I was wondering if I was there.
No, no, there is a showtime.
What do you call that irritation?
It feels good to make you stand up.
Ito-san and Sakaguchi-san, it's quite difficult for you and Ito-san to act.
You started to have determination in the middle of it.
The more I stand up, the more I don't know how to stand up.
That's right.
You can't claim too much.
That's right.
I want Kubo-chan to stand up here, but I'm in the picture.
Actually, you were acting a little behind me.
I'm doing it.
Like "Hmm" for me.
How about you, Sakaguchi-san?
When I saw you like this last time, you said you didn't have any emotion at all.
So I was like "Hmm" for you.
Oh, you did it for me.
You did it for me because you said you didn't have any emotion.
How should I say it with emotion?
It's difficult.
Certainly.
It's difficult when you raise your nose.
It's difficult.
I don't know.
Your face at that time was also important.
Even if you tell us, we don't know.
You're particular about it.
I'm doing my best.
How about you, Tsutsui-san?
Kubo-san's power is amazing.
Power?
I thought it was amazing.
It was the same with Yamashita-san last time.
When you were looking at the V, Morita-san was smiling a lot.
I'm smiling when I'm looking at everyone's V.
Only when I'm looking at this casino, I'm smiling like a girl.
What? What? What?
Does it matter?
What?
What is it?
I don't know.