AISubs v3.5
"Nogisaka Skitz Act 2" unreleased footage! "Nogiski Matsuoka"!
Here, we'll have you enjoy a lot of reactions that weren't included in the broadcasts of the members watching the skit!
Thank you for waiting! Let's take a look!
Yan-chanai Yan-chan!
- It's been a while. - I'm nervous.
Today, I've invited a really mischievous girl.
So, please have fun!
1, 2, 3, 4!
Let me introduce you.
She is Yan-chanai Yan-chan!
- That's right! - How mischievous are you?
Tell me! Tell me, Yan-chan!
- Okay! - Stop!
What? Who are you?
Who are you?
You've noticed me.
I want to be Yan-chan!
- I'm Rei-chan! - You want to be Yan-chan?
You're Rei-chan?
That's right! I want to be Yan-chan!
I'm Rei-chan!
You want to be Yan-chan? You're Rei-chan?
Where have you been, Yan-chan?
I don't know.
Maybe she's crying at the port warehouse.
Or maybe she's inside the stomach of a ferocious tiger.
That's right!
You're not Yan-chan. You're Kaki?
Forget about Yan-chan and play with me!
Come on! I want to be Yan-chan!
You want to be Yan-chan? You're Rei-chan?
Let me be Yan-chan!
That's enough!
You're...
I'm here!
You mischievous girl!
You fool!
I should have tied you up in the warehouse at the port!
What happened to the rope you were tying up?!
I ate it all!
You mischievous girl!
You're such a mischievous girl!
You're such a gluttonous girl!
Your genitals are going to get stuck in your teeth!
I'm going to break your stomach!
No way! You should have been a tiger's prey by now!
What happened to the tiger that was stuck at the port?!
I got on a tiger and came all the way here!
You mischievous girl!
You're such a mischievous girl!
You're such a gluttonous girl!
You're going to roll under my chin!
Cat!
No! No! No!
But you came all the way from the warehouse at the port!
That's a lot of distance!
How did you get all the way here?!
I used the highway!
You mischievous girl!
You're such a mischievous girl!
You got on a tiger...
...and surprised people at the post office!
It was a big incident!
You're such a mischievous girl!
You ate a tiger?!
This is the ability of a mischievous girl!
That's right!
No! No!
I'm not giving up yet!
You mischievous girl!
Let's have a match!
Sounds good!
Let's have a match!
It's a match between a mischievous mischievous girl and a mischievous Rei-chan who wants to be mischievous!
Do your best, mischievous girl! Sounds good!
Let me see how mischievous you are!
I want to be mischievous, Rei-chan!
Let's go!
The latest fashion trend is retro fashion like in the past!
Let's walk around Omotesando and Harajuku with ten people!
Mischievous girl! Aim for it, mischievous girl!
Do a cosplay of an alien and hunt an elephant in a zoo!
Mischievous girl! So mischievous girl!
It's too old!
Security guards will arrest you! Do cosplay at home!
It's almost New Year's Day! I want to have a good first dream!
I will keep sleeping until I dream of Sanno Shuri who looks like Ichifuji!
Mischievous girl! So mischievous girl!
I will put eggplant and tea under my pillow and sleep on top of Mount Fuji!
Mischievous girl! Aim for it, mischievous girl!
Let me see how mischievous you are!
The cold hill is raging! It's hard for me to sleep!
If everyone in the world...
...say me...
If I stand up, I'll be very noisy.
If everyone in the world...
...shakes all at once...
...the earth will shrink a little.
I'm sick of it.
I'm really sick of it.
Yan-chan!
I just wanted to be Yan-chan!
Yan-chan?
No...
Yan-san!
Will you forgive me?
There is such a saying.
I'm sick of it.
Thank you.
Yan-san!
From now on, there will be no talk in the studio.
Well, everyone...
She's the only one who adjusted the music.
I want to steal all of your feelings.
But you said you wanted to do it.
It's amazing.
I've only seen it in the video.
When I saw it, I had a longing for it.
I was very excited.
You were excited.
You were moving a lot.
You've improved a lot.
You're like Tottarzo.
I'm Yan-chan, but Yan-chan hurts my pride.
I'm called Yan-chan.
I'm the one who lost.
How about you, Yona-chan?
Like "Yan-chan", like this.
Say anything you like.
It seems like it's flowing in my head all the time.
And it seems like it's flowing in my head all the time at night.
It's addictive.
It's stuck in my ears.
I'm going to kiss you just by looking at you.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, Morita, kiss me.
Every time he comes, he sings at first.
"Yan-chan".
I wonder why he's singing.
Don't you think so?
No, it's like...
Every time I see you, you sing.
"I'm Yan-chan's Yan-chan".
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm happy.
No, you're not.
I'm not.
But it was pretty tough for you two just now, wasn't it?
Yeah.
This is my usual part, but...
I move a lot.
Yeah.
I didn't know I was moving like that.
But now that I look at you, you're really flexible.
But was that in the way?
It was in the way.
You know...
When you look at me, I'm not there.
You don't have a partner.
It's like this all of a sudden.
It started with you looking for me.
It was tough for you.
Yeah, it was tough for me.
By the way, who is the most "Yan-chan" among you three?
Yes.
Umezawa-san, who do you think is "Yan-chan"?
"Yan-chan"?
Yeah.
Mukai is pretty...
Oh, Mukai is like that.
He's a fickle person.
Yeah.
He suddenly does things that shouldn't be voted for.
For example, what does he do?
First of all, the way he runs...
Like, all of a sudden...
Huh? What's with that move?
Like that.
Does he suddenly run?
His ears are turning red.
He runs?
Yeah.
He's a shy guy...
"Hazucha".
Yeah.
"Hazucha"?
What's with "hazucha"?
He's really trying to make a new character.
What's with "hazucha"?!
He's so cute!
Yeah.
But, you know, there aren't many "rhythmic jokes" among you three.
Yeah.
Right? It might be good.
Mukai-san, is there anything you want to do with someone?
You want me to do it?
Yeah. If you were to do a "rhythmic joke"...
Nao-chan.
Nao...
Oh! If you were to do a "rhythmic joke"...
What's with you?! It's like "Rhythmic Universe"!
It's like "Rhythmic Universe"!
It's not such a grand show!
What's with you?!
I was singing the other day, and I thought you had a good sense of humor, so I thought you'd pull it off.
I want to do it! I'm happy about it!
I'll do my best!
I'm happy about it!
The first time I talked to you was at a concert.
I didn't know if this was a restroom or not,
but Kazuki-san told me it was a restroom.
And I thought, "She's someone I can trust."
Because you told her it was a restroom?
Kazuki-san is like a god of restrooms for me.
A god of restrooms?! A god of restrooms?!
He's a god. He's a goddess of good luck.
That's nice of you.
And Mukai-san, can you play the guitar?
Yes, I can.
Guitar... What's with you?!
I can play the guitar.
Why?
Why?!
Don't come to me!
What?!
I'm selling my guitar.
You're selling your guitar?
Yes, I want to make a nice voice.
Please.
She might have a rhythm while playing the guitar.
Wow! Why are you playing it?!
Why?!
You never say a word!
I'd like to see it.
"DOKIZAKA SKIPS ACT 2" Unreleased footage.
"NOGI Sukibatsu Owakan" Continues next time!