AISubs v3.5
"Idol Dojo", unreleased footage of "Rukusakasuketsu" and "Muchaburi Konton"
Three. Ten. Four. Ten. Five.
Now, it's time for "This is the Light of Youth" by Norita Tetsuya.
Today, we are visiting this dojo, which is rumoured to be where idols' children are spending their youth.
Let's go inside and take a look.
Excuse me while you are training! Can we have a word with you?
Sure. I'm Zucchion, "Muchaburi Konton". Nice to meet you.
Excuse me, but what kind of dojo is this?
This is where idols' children train for variety shows.
For variety shows?
Yes, for variety shows, it's easier for them to remember their faces.
I see.
Huh? What's that picture over there?
She's a legendary student of this dojo and also the father of idol singer Zucchion.
Wow!
She works hard every day for her girlfriend's sake.
Wow, I see.
Now, it's time for you to begin your training.
This way, please.
Now, let's begin Seimiya Shihan's training!
Once.
Attention!
Bow!
When I say that, lower your head.
You're a pervert!
Oh, so that's how it is for variety shows!
I'm sorry about Tamura.
Oh, that's a harsh dojo!
Stand up!
Your face is red!
Now, let's begin Seimiya Shihan's training.
How is it today?
Wow!
OK. Then we'll start theTubing with the bat.
Tubing!
Yes. Then, anything you can think of.
- Yes! - Yes!
Amazing!
Great!
- Yes! - Yes!
Then Kanagawa.
- Yes! - Yes!
Let's go.
Tubing with a bat?
Then Kanagawa, please.
After all, it's too big to cut with this tiny tomato.
Wow, she's improved a lot.
OK, next.
OK.
OK, Matsuo, your turn.
OK.
Please.
I'll get revenge on Momotaro.
Momotaro!
She's so dramatic.
OK, next.
OK, OK, OK.
OK, Matsuo, your turn.
You didn't expect that, did you?
Oh, but you raised your hand.
It means you have it.
OK, Matsuo, your turn.
I've never seen it before.
Which one is next?
Tamura, show me.
Tamura-san, you were bad just now.
Tamura, please.
This question is difficult.
One plus two...
I give up!
I didn't know it at all.
What do you mean?
I think you skipped it too much.
OK, next.
Yakubo.
Yakubo, show me.
Where are you?
Oh, there you are!
I'm scared!
Tension is important.
I'm a scary idol sometimes.
OK, Kuromi, show me.
Drink it up, Nyoibo!
I'm excited!
Don't miss the next episode!
That's a great reading!
She said she'd do it.
OK, next.
Tose, show me.
Yakubo won't give up.
Yakubo, show me.
Where are you?
Don't come to me!
She said she'd do it twice.
But she can't do it.
Great!
If you still want to do it, let's go.
OK?
You look like you want to do it.
Tamura, you want to do it?
OK.
Tamura, show me.
OK, let's go.
Oh, you've gone that far. Let's go.
OK, I'll eat it!
She's full of energy.
She's got a wide range of moves from shule to beta.
She's wonderful.
OK, Matsuo, let's go.
Matsuo.
Matsuo, it's your third time.
OK.
No, no, I think she can do it.
Is she a prophetess?
Please.
Help me.
Um, teacher...
Oh, we'd like you to help us.
Huh?
Oh, Shihan!
Shihan!
Where are you?
Um...
Shihan.
She's on the right.
Shihan is on the right.
Oh, she's on the left.
Shihan.
OK!
Yes.
Shihan.
Shihan...
Shihan, will you be OK after teaching me this?
I feel like they're exactly the same.
OK, then...
Shihan.
Can you do me a favor?
Yes.
Oh, we can see Shihan's talent.
Um...
OK, Shihan.
Please!
Senpai, do your best in Japan!
What's going on?
Huh?
Did Shihan use a baseball bat as a baseball bat?
But she didn't swing it...
That's right.
She's a manager, after all.
No, no...
It's a monoboke, so it has to look like something.
No, no... It was cute enough to see the drama, wasn't it?
No, no... That's what I'm talking about.
Is that so? No, as expected of you.
I feel like I don't know about monoboke the most.
What should we do next?
Well, with this, please.
Well, is it this nightstand?
Nightstand, right? Yes.
Well, who can go to the nightstand?
Yes! Yes!
Yes! Well, Hayashi, let's go.
Yes.
Why did you raise your hand, but you look anxious if you are hit?
Well, Hayashi, please.
Is this really 3,000 yen per hour?
Oh, wonderful!
Wow, you're amazing.
She's the only one with a different angle.
Yes. Yes!
Kanagawa! Yes!
Somehow, this girl has an atmosphere.
Look, it's already at this stage of coming out.
Oh, scary.
Hey, it's already starting.
Somehow, everyone who comes here is scary.
Well, Kanagawa, please.
I hope you grow up well.
Yes!
I see.
She wasn't there when I hit her.
I thought I helped you.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Let's go to the nightstand.
Yes!
I felt a good spirit.
Please.
Oh!
That's right!
Oh!
If possible, I wanted to hit you in the first shot.
Yes!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Well, Hayashi, let's go.
Yes.
Well, Hayashi, please.
Is this really 3,000 yen per hour?
Yes!
Oh!
This is a good example.
Yes!
Oh!
Wonderful!
That's good.
Well, let's continue.
Yes!
Yes, Yakumo!
Yes!
Well, Yakumo, please! Yes!
Zucchini! Yes! Zucchini!
Oh! Wow!
Zucchini! Zucchini!
No, I mean, you don't have to go there! That's right!
I'm not helping you for now!
No, it's wonderful!
I thought it was further ahead of me, but it was still deeper!
That's amazing!
This is a bit of a success!
Well, who's next?
Kanagawa, say it again!
That's right.
All right, Kanagawa, say it again!
Music class!
She was looking at me like that!
All right, who's next?
All right, Matsuo, say it!
Yes!
All right, Matsuo, say it!
Majin-san! Majin-san! Can you give me summer sandals?
Yes!
All right, all right, all right!
Actually, it's quite close to a lamp, but...
I'd like you to evaluate her choice of summer sandals.
All right, who's next?
All right, Yakumo, you don't seem like you want to go!
All right, say it!
Yes!
She has something!
Yes, Yakumo, please!
Morita-san!
Yes!
I told you!
I'm doing it!
She's lost control of her system.
I'm just letting her do it.
She's lost control of her system of getting you involved.
I'm just letting her do it.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Could you do me a favor?
It's about time.
Yes.
Ma'am, are you okay?
The fire is out, but...
You're the one I'm most worried about.
Then, ma'am, please!
Jira jira jira...
Ah!
The tea is boiling!
I hope something good will happen!
No, I said...
Yes!
No, I said, ma'am!
Yes!
Seriously!
It's not even a few cups, it's like a kettle!
It's like a kettle!
She uses it like a kettle!
You have to make it look like one!
She uses it like a kettle!
Then, ma'am, I'll ask you one last question.
She won't listen to me at all!
Which one should we go with?
A helmet, right?
A helmet...
Then, with a helmet...
A monoboke!
One more time!
Yes!
With a monoboke!
Then...
Then, Kanaga, will you go?
Yes!
She's in a different mood!
Yes!
Then, Kanaga...
Please!
Mr. Ayame Goriki of the construction site.
No, no, it's not like that!
You're influenced by Shihan, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
You're using a helmet like a helmet!
No, no!
Ayame Goriki is using it like a helmet!
That's wonderful!
Shihan, what's wrong?
Shihan, you looked like you wanted to do it!
I felt like I wanted to imitate it!
So, Shihan was also about to faint, right?
Of course he would!
That kind of feeling would make you faint!
Then, who will go next?
It's a helmet, right?
Then, Matsuo...
Please!
I'm sorry!
I said to use a soft-boiled egg, but...
It's really hard!
That's how it is!
I only want to see her monoboke!
Then, let's continue!
Yes!
Then, Hayashi!
Her...
Angle...
Okay, Hayashi, please.
Too buried!
Okay, it's a little hard to hear...
It's hard to explain...
It's a little hard to hear, but what is it?
Too buried...
Oh, that's what you mean!
If you listen carefully, there is a firm angle.
Yes, there is.
It means you got that kind of reaction.
It's like you're too buried and surprised, right?
Yes.
Why are you a little angry?
If you could say it more slowly and clearly, you could probably do it.
Yes.
Okay, Yakubo!
Yes!
Okay, Yakubo, please!
I dropped one of my earphones!
You dropped your earphones...
Could you not say it like you're too buried?
Well, if possible, I'd like you to do it with that person.
I've been waiting for you.
Okay, Kuromiko!
Yes!
Hiya!
It's refreshing, isn't it?
After all, summer is very short!
I get excited when I see such short hair!
I'm sure you'll come again next time!
Yes!
Basically, it's long!
Basically, it's anime-style.
It's short and long.
It's anime-style.
Okay, who's next?
Yes!
Yes, Tamura, show her!
Yes!
Please!
Grandpa, Grandma!
I can't cross the river like this!
Nissenboshi!
Um...
She's really...
Please hit her for the first time!
It's the first one!
She's the orthodox model!
It's funny because you're in front of me!
Yes!
Okay, Matsuo, let's go!
You didn't think I'd come, did you?
Okay!
Okay, Matsuo, please!
Senpai gave me a second button!
Oh, that's good!
That's good!
There's a difference in price, too.
Okay! Then... let's go with the last one!
In Kanagawa.
Huh? Oh, there's also a blowout from Shihan!
From Shihan... oh, that's right!
That's what Shihan said, too.
I was staring at Shihan like crazy, but...
Are you okay?
Kanagawa. Please!
Here you are.
It does suit you.
What are you talking about?
That's how it is.
What?
Whether it suits you or not.
Such a joke.
Right?
That's good.
What is it?
You always thought it would suit you.
It does suit you.
I often see you on the street.
She made me look like that.
She made me look like that as a construction site.
That's how it is.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Can you say it one last time?
Ma'am, that's enough.
I have a bad feeling about it.
Ma'am.
Please!
Let's do our best and play rock-paper-scissors!
Ma'am, you're right.
Ma'am!
You usually wear a white helmet.
No, I don't.
You don't have a yellow one.
I've never seen a yellow one.
Ma'am, is that all?
Yes.
That was wonderful.
Thank you for today.
Attention!
Bow!
When I say it, lower your head.
I won't do it here!
I knew you'd do it.
She finished filming in a calm mood.
I wanted to do it again.
No, no, no.
You have one more, don't you?
Wear one more helmet.
Helmet.
I don't have one anymore.
Ma'am.
Ma'am, wear one more helmet.
What will it be?
Helmet?
Can you do it?
Of course.
Helmet.
Chiha, please.
Is it a little big?
Chiha, can you do one more "bat" please?
Bant
It's not "oh"!
The way you use it is "bat"
Can you do "this" and "this"?
Chiha, can you do it?
Can you do "yakan" too, Chiha?
"Yakan" too.
You should look at it properly, Chiha.
Can you do it? Please.
Let's go shopping!
You finally did it!
It looks fun, doesn't it?
It's wonderful.
You didn't use a helmet and "bat" at all.
I'm glad you didn't use them.