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"Original Skids" crazy content unreleased footage! "Mental List Ayame!"
We have a special guest for "Dogizakas Kids"!
Today we have a really amazing guest.
Who is it?
Who do you think it is?
Who is it?
Senia, is there anyone you can think of?
An amazing person?
An amazing person.
Funassyi.
Funassyi!
I haven't seen her in a while.
She might be amazing.
How about you, Kitagawa-san?
Is there anyone you'd like to thank for coming?
Morita-san.
Morita-san!
Really?
Well, shall we introduce her?
She came all the way from Las Vegas!
It's "Mental List no Ayame"-san!
Please come in!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
Hello!
Hello, everyone!
It's an honor to meet you all.
I am "Mental List no Ayame".
Please know me as "Igo".
Is that all you can say?
Thank you for coming!
Ayame-san, you're famous for your "beautiful girl performance" in America, right?
Yes.
That's right.
I am a "beautiful girl".
Are you a "beautiful girl"?
I'm a "beautiful girl among beautiful girls" in "beautiful girl".
Is that all you can say?
There is no "beautiful girl" other than me.
I could only hear "yes".
If you say "beautiful girl" in your dictionary, I will appear.
I'm surprised.
This time, the members of this studio will be hypnotized.
Will it work?
Yes.
It will definitely work.
If you don't hypnotize me, I'll be in trouble.
Even if you don't hypnotize me, it will work.
Excuse me, but you have a strong sense of humor.
It will definitely work.
Please don't say that.
First of all, what kind of hypnosis will you hypnotize me with?
"Cat".
If you call my name now, you will become a cute, cute cat.
Will you become a cat?
It will hypnotize you to become a cat.
Now, I will call one person.
Yun-chan!
It's Shiba vs. Yuna.
Do you know my nickname?
It's Shiba vs. Yuna.
I was surprised.
Shiba-san, please come forward.
Wait for me.
Shiba-san, have you ever been hypnotized before?
No.
If you call my name now, you will become a cute, cute cat.
Now, I will hypnotize you.
Yes!
Yes, it's working.
It's working.
Meow, meow!
It's working.
The cat is working.
It's still working.
It's working.
The cat is becoming cuter and cuter.
Do you want me to hypnotize you?
What does "hypnotize" mean?
Yes!
It's working!
It's amazing!
It's definitely working.
Now, I will hypnotize you.
Pretty face.
You will make a proud face towards the camera.
A proud face?
Yes.
Now, I will call one person.
Yes, please.
Who will she choose?
Eyebrows.
Mayu Tamura.
You memorized the translation well.
Tamura-san, do you think it's easy to guess?
No, but I don't think it's easy.
Ah, I knew it.
There are rumors and such.
Yes.
But you're willing to bet on it?
It'll definitely be easy.
Even if it's not easy, it'll be easy.
Yes.
Then, teacher, I'm counting on you.
Yes.
What?
It's not working.
She's making a serious face.
This is where you're amazing.
When you give the signal next, you'll make another serious face to the camera on the left.
Teacher, I'm counting on you.
Yes.
She's amazing.
And every time you clap your hands, you'll make various serious faces to the camera on the right.
Teacher, I'm counting on you.
Teacher, how is it?
Are you giving up? How is it?
More.
Teacher, more.
It's rare for a teacher to clap like this.
Yes.
Teacher, if you're giving up, tell her you're giving up.
Yes.
Giving up.
She said she's giving up.
She's completely surprised.
She's surprised.
Wow, amazing.
Yes, what is it, teacher?
You said you were more excited than you thought you would be.
I didn't say anything.
You said you were more excited than you thought you would be, so you were surprised.
What is it, teacher?
Yes.
I'd like to see Seimiya-san's too.
I didn't say anything.
I'd like to see Seimiya-san's face too.
Really? Did you just say that, Ayame-san?
That's what the teacher said.
Huh, Seimiya-san?
Yes.
Then, Seimiya-san too.
Seimiya-san is the type of person who says things like this.
Then, teacher, I'm counting on you.
Yes!
(Laughs)
With the teacher's signal, another person will push the camera on the left!
Yes!
(Laughs)
Now, the timing is too high!
(Laughs)
Yes, yes! Yes!
The camera is shifting more and more with the teacher's signal!
One by one!
Yes!
(Laughs)
That's amazing!
What is it? Is Tamura-san coming out again?
(Laughs)
Is Tamura-san coming out again?
Ah, together!
Ah, yes!
(Laughs)
Can you push it at the same time like that?
Yes, yes!
More and more!
Yes, yes!
(Laughs)
This is completely on!
Yes, yes!
No, no!
Yes, yes!
I've done it too much!
Eliminate!
Yes, yes!
Yes!
Wow!
The two of them are surprised!
Seimei-san too.
I've done something!
Ah!
She's not aware of anything!
Yes, yes!
Ah, she's already spaced out!
That's right!
That's amazing!
What kind of hypnosis shall we do next?
CUTE!
Next is...
"Becoming a maid" hypnosis at a maid cafe.
"Becoming a maid" hypnosis...
Yes!
Then, teacher, please choose one person.
Hmm...
If you look away, it will be easier for the teacher to guess.
Oh!
They're all...
Hmm...
Sayaka!
Kakeha and Sayaka, please.
Yes!
Teacher...
Please put on this headband and become a maid.
Yes!
Kakeha-san, have you ever been a maid before?
No! It's embarrassing!
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
Yes!
Even if it's embarrassing now...
Yes!
If the teacher hypnotizes you...
Yes!
You'll do it without being embarrassed.
Ah!
Hmm...
Then, teacher, please.
It doesn't look like it's going to work.
Hmm... It doesn't look like it's going to work.
Yes!
Welcome back, master.
Hmm...
Look, it's working!
It's working!
Yes.
Let's cast a spell on the rice!
On the rice!
Then...
Can you say "moe moe kyun" with me?
Sounds good.
Yes.
Here we go.
One, two...
Moe moe kyun!
Hmm... Hmm...
Hmm...
What is it, master?
Huh?
Oh!
It looks like there's a bite called "north side" in the maid cafe.
There's a bite called "north side" in the maid cafe.
Yes, yes, yes...
Hmm...
There's no need for a signal anymore, right?
There's no need for a signal anymore.
Master is already doing it.
Master only removes the signal.
Yes.
Master, please...
Hmm...
D-do you want me to get you some water?
There's no water.
Hmm... Hmm...
We have a customer. We have a customer.
Shouldn't we go and serve them?
North side?
Hmm...
Say "moe moe kyun".
One, two...
Moe moe kyun!
There's no voice coming out at all.
What is it, master?
Oh, it's not working at all, so...
The maid cafe manager is here!
Oh, manager...
The maid cafe manager is here!
It looks like the maid cafe manager is finally here!
Hmm?
What are you doing?!
It seems like the manager's mimicry is the best.
Then, I'll do the mimicry.
It seems like you'll get a 120% moe moe kyun.
Moe moe kyun!
As expected...
Sensei, what do you think?
What do you think?
Eliminate!
It's obvious that it's a fight, isn't it?
It was amazing, wasn't it?
This is Sensei's power.
Yes. Lastly, I want to bet on everyone.
Bet on everyone...
Can you do that?
I can.
Sure.
Did you just say "thick mascara"?
It's the opposite, isn't it?
Of course.
You're saying you can do it, of course, right?
Yes.
Okay, everyone...
If Sensei says so...
Everyone will say "bye-bye" and "choburikko" and leave.
Towards the camera...
Towards the camera and "choburikko"...
"Choburikko"...
It's the thickest "burikko" you've ever said in your life.
"Goodbye".
Yes, I'll say it.
Will I bet on everyone?
Yes.
Sensei, please hypnotize everyone with "choburikko".
Okay!
She said "okay"!
With "choburikko"...
The camera is off.
With "choburikko"...
Bye-bye!
More, more...
Do more "burikko".
I'll do more "burikko".
More "burikko"...
More "burikko", "burikko", "burikko"...
Can you do it more?
I can do it more.
Shibata-san, I can do it more.
Shibata-san, you'll become a cat.
Become a cat...
Become a cat and say "bye-bye".
You should be able to do it.
You're stubborn.
I can't do it.
Ayame-sensei, can you hypnotize yourself with "burikko"?
Yes, I can.
Can you hypnotize yourself with "burikko"?
Sensei...
Sensei, please.
Sensei, please hypnotize yourself.
I use up a lot of energy.
Everyone is hypnotizing themselves with "burikko"
Kakeru-san is hypnotizing herself with "burikko"
Sensei is the best.
"Higashibukuro" with "burikko"
Sensei, please hypnotize yourself with "burikko".
You are the worst.
Please stop it!
"Burikko" of middle-aged comedians is the worst.
Please release it.
Release it!
Did you use up all of your energy?
Yes.
I have been thinking...
We are communicating with each other, right?