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"Unreleased Videos of Nogisaka Skids" Nogiski Matsusowa-kan!
This time, it's "Unreleased Tips on Nogisaka Skids Problems"!
Seira Ayakawa, who confessed to a tremendous problem in a previous broadcast...
Turn right!
That's awful!
In this episode, we'll look at "Unreleased Tips on Nogisaka Skids Problems" on Hulu's special edition!
That's how it's done, right?
Unreleased Videos of Nogisaka Skids Problems
Here are your problems!
I can't tell right from left.
- That's awful! - That's serious.
It's not just about problems, is it?
I can't tell right from left.
I feel like I can't broadcast this.
- We have no choice but to ask. - Yes.
- Who is it? - Yes.
That's scary!
- No, it's not like that. - No.
Until I joined Nogisaka, I always thought everyone couldn't tell right from left.
- Right and left. - Then, recently I realized it's not like that.
It's a bit of a problem for me.
You can't tell right away, can you? What about your right hand?
- It's right. - It's right, right?
- Yes. - Then, what's your hand up for now?
- Right. - Oh, you have a time lag.
- That's right. - So, you can't tell right from left, can you?
- That's right. - Yes.
When I was in middle school, there was a class about right from left.
- At that time, I wrote "right" on my hand. - You wrote it?
- You wrote it wrong. - You wrote it on the left and right.
Can you walk over there for a second?
- Walk over there. - From there?
Turn right!
- That's awful! - That's awful!
- Are you serious?
- You know... - Yes?
- Right and left... - Yes?
- How do I put it... - Yes?
- They change when you face them, don't they? - Yes.
- You've been saying that for a while now. - What?
- They change when you face them? - No, no.
- This one is right now, right? - Yes.
But this one...
- From right to left. - That's true.
- It's like that in law school. - It's like that in law school.
- I don't know, it's like that shitty first grade teacher. - Yeah.
- It's like that. - It's like that.
- It's like that, but... - Try walking.
Okay, turn right, turn right. Walk, walk, walk.
Okay, turn left.
- That's mean. - No, no, no.
- That's mean. - Yeah.
Normally, when I'm told "right," I go down and grab it like this.
- Then I know which one is right. - Grab it?
- Yeah. - I grab chopsticks and pen like this.
- Wow, you start there. - Right.
- You start with that line. - Right.
- What do you do when you dance? - When we dance, we don't know.
- We don't know. - We learn ballet when we were little...
But you turn and turn and pull your right elbow more.
But you turned and turned and you were injured.
You are seriously injured.
It's terrible.
But one of them is Yan-chan.
Yan-chan.
Kanagawa-san.
Do you know how she feels?
I know it very well.
And you have similar kanji.
You have similar kanji.
You have similar kanji like a right-handed person.
I think I can accept it.
But you know how Kanagawa-san walks and says "right hand", right?
Yes.
You know it very well.
But I know it recently.
When was it?
But when I joined Nogizaka, there were times when I didn't know left and right.
It was vague, so it's likely that I can sympathize with it.
That's good.
Did you notice it?
That you didn't know right and left.
I usually hide it.
Because it's embarrassing.
Of course.
I asked you this question with a lot of courage, but you laughed.
Of course, there aren't many people like that.
Hayase-san, what should we do? Do you have a solution?
A solution?
Shouldn't we make a song or something?
What do you mean?
"Look right and right," "Look left and left."
What's that?
No, if we make something like that with choreography...
"Look right and right," "Look left and left."
It's complicated again.
You should try it. "Look right and right."
Look right and right.
Look left and right.
I use it a lot.
When you can't tell right from left with earphones, you say "Look right and right," "Look left and left."
But you can tell with earphones, right?
What?
So you can't tell right?
Right is "r."
So if you write "r" and "l" you can tell.
If you write "r" and "l" you can tell "r" is this one.
There's no such thing.
There's no human being who writes "r" and "l" here.
There's no solution for that.
I want it to be displayed here all the time.
Right and left.
But if it's a solution, it might only be what you just said.
"Look r" and "l" might only be "tattoo" and "hot dog" here.
If you find a "tattoo" here, please point it out.
I'll point it out.
You might not be able to drive for the rest of your life.
That's true.
It's dangerous.
It's really dangerous.
But you don't get bothered by it, do you?
If you can't tell right from left.
So you don't get noticed.
But when you can't tell right from left and you can't tell with earphones, you're in trouble.
You can't tell with earphones?
What do you mean?
If you don't know which one it is, you don't know which one you don't know.
You don't know, do you?
So you don't have to blame yourself so much.
But if you don't know which one it is...
Oh, it's the other way around.
What? Where are you going now?
I don't want to lose. I want to do my best now.
Yes, but it's about Seira.
Oh, you know the left and right of the talk.
She's been saying "oh" and "oh" all the time.
What's wrong? Okay, I'll ask you.
Can I? I'll give it back.
Even if you give it back?
Even if you give it back here?
The only solution is a tattoo.
Right, right, R and L's tattoo.
And singing.
Singing, right?
But maybe it's going to be like that.
That's right. Right, right, right.
You want to talk about rhythm again, don't you?
Let's end it there.