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Let's get started "Nogizaka Otamesshu"!
I'm the MC of "Otamesshu", Riria Ito.
And I have many guests with me today.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
And today's "Otamesshu" girls are these girls.
Nice to meet you.
You're full of energy.
You're right.
Now, I'm going to announce today's project.
"Ojisan-kera Otamesshu"!
Nice to meet you.
Mr. Nogizaka, do "ojisan-kera" is necessary for an idol?
Yes, it is.
People who like baseball, horseback riding and Showa period songs can relate to "ojisan-kera".
It's the strongest weapon.
I see.
Mr. Nakada Kana, who is a graduate student of "ojisan- kera", is also connected to horseback riding and mahjong.
Yes, even after graduation.
That's amazing.
And Ms. Lunapi got two "seesaws" and is in a good position.
If you get it here, it's really good.
I really want it.
Please get it for me.
I want it.
You just want it, don't you?
I got caught.
This time, "ojisan-kera" "otamesshu" is sure to expand the range of roles.
"Kuma ga kumatta" (The bear is stuck)
That's good.
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
It's similar.
Many of them answered "dad jokes" quickly and many of them got zero points and were judged.
The person who got the most points will get a popular snack "scallop shoulder" from an old man.
Are you confident in dad jokes?
When a car comes, I always say "car is a car".
Oh, that's good.
That's already one point.
Oh, that's good.
How about you, Kuromi-chan?
When it comes to Kuromi-type jokes, my dad often says "blanket is blown off".
Oh, that's good.
Is it one point?
Yes, it's one point.
That's what my dad said.
If my dad said it, it would be zero points, so it's minus points.
Well, let's get started.
Press the button as soon as you think of it.
The first topic is...
Ta-dah!
"Todo-fu-ken-mei".
Yes, it's this one.
I didn't say "start" yet.
The pocket is big!
I didn't say "start" yet.
Not yet.
Oh, that's good!
Tofu for today!
Oh, that's good!
Even though it's Yamanashi Prefecture, there are no mountains.
Oh, that's good!
That's good, that's good!
No, no, it's surprisingly different.
Oh, that's good!
Here we go, Kuromi-chan!
I'll get it and eat it.
Eat it and eat it? Well, that's fine.
Eat it and eat it.
Now, you have 0 points.
I can't get it out of my mouth.
You can't get it out of your mouth?
Aomori!
Aomori is...
Akita!
Akita is... Akita!
Shut up!
What was she saying in the middle of it?
It was no good.
How about you Kurumi-chan?
Yes.
Oita's big...
What?
Oita's big...
Big board.
That's enough!
Oh! Long and long!
Oh! That's good!
Oh! Saka! Oh! Saka is full!
Oh! That's good!
It is written as it is. Oh! Saka!
Come on!
Hyogo has five Hyogo.
Oh! That's good! Hyogo has five Hyogo.
Okinawa's wake-up rope skipping!
It's a little difficult, so let's move on to the next topic.
- This is only the first one. - Yes, it's only the first one.
- It's not over yet, is it? - Yes.
Animals!
- Animals! - Animals!
- It's pretty wide, isn't it? - Yes, even squids!
- Yes! - Oh!
- Okamoto! - You ignored me!
- The bear got stuck. - Yes!
- Hayashi! - The sea bream is in trouble. - That's a good idea!
- Hayashi! - Is there a dolphin?
- Yes! - Yes!
- What is it? - "Usagi" (rabbit) and "sagi" (scammer) - Oh, that's good!
- There is "sagi" (scammer) though. - Oh, that's right!
- What is it? - Anything is fine.
- "Medaka" and "medakai" (eye height) - No, that's not good.
- What is it? - "Medakai" Yes! It's here! Hayashi!
- "Medaka"'s camera, according to "medaka" - Oh, that's good! OK!
- That's amazing! - According to eye height, right? - Yes, yes.
- That's good! - What is it? - Everyone is getting better and better.
- Shall we say "kamo" (goat) - Oh, no.
- "Karo" (goat) - Oh!
- "Kamo" has been "kamo"ed! - That's what it means, but whatever!
- "Kamo" actually means that! - Oh, I see!
- "Kamo" has been "kamo"ed! - "Saki" goes well with "osaki" (alcohol)
- Oh, that's good! - Oh, that's good!
- Hey, Kuromi-chan, this is like a microphone!
- What is it? It's not a microphone!
- "Osaki" doesn't go well with "osaki" (alcohol)
- Then, the next topic! Ta-dah!
- Nogizaka46 members!
- This is what you usually call... - Ta-dah! - It's too early! Too early!
- "Kanagawa" goes to "Kanagawa"? - Oh, that's good!
- "Yomezawa Minami-san" is "beautiful wave". - Oh, that's good!
- You're taking it like a mic again! This time, do it slowly like this! - I won't give you one point!
- You're raising it!
- How about "Okuda Atari"? - "Ogawa Aya"'s "Ayatori". - Oh, that's good!
- Now, "Hayashi"! - "Ito Orilia-san"'s "Itotoushi". - Oh, that's good! "Itotoushi"!
- And "Ioki Mao"'s "Okita". - Oh, that's good!
- "Okamoto" go! "Okamoto"!
- "Nakanishi"? "Are" "no"? "Higashi" "are" "no"? "Nishi" "are" "no"? "Naka" "ni" "are" "no"?
- Is it good? Is it good? - I think it's good. - Oh, it's good! OK, OK!
- I think it's good! - Yes!
- "Kaede-san", "kaede" "kite"! - Oh, that's good!
- Here it is! Okamoto! - "Sugawara Satsuki went back to his village".
- "Satsu"? Oh, "sato" (village in Japanese) - Yes! That's correct!
- It's not coming up at all... - It's not coming up?
- No... - Well, shall we say "okamoto" (village in Japan) then?
- That person seems like the best choice! - There are so many, right?!
- I'm like "that person seems like a good choice too", you know?
- Oh! - Oh, it's here!
- "sato" (village in Japan) - Oh!
- Oh!
- I thought you'd definitely say yes. - I didn't think you'd say yes!
To a new answer that goes far beyond expectations, if Mayatee-san sees this, she'll be surprised!
The hard project continues, but everyone, don't lose!
Mahjong Cup Carrying Time!
If you like Mahjong, you can definitely do it!
17 Mahjong Pies are neatly stacked by hand!
This time, I will reduce the difficulty a little and while holding 14 Mahjong Pies,
I will time attack this course!
If you drop it, you have to start over!
For those who can finish it as soon as possible, we will give you 30 quail eggs as a set!
It's a hard skill, isn't it?
I think it's really difficult.
I like Mahjong too, but I can't do it at all.
Right? Riria-chan, you really...
You're like an old man.
Stop it!
To be honest, I want to play Mahjong now.
You've always wanted to play Mahjong, haven't you?
First, the two of them will challenge!
It's pretty difficult.
Do I have to jump over this?
Of course!
If you go like this, what will you do?
Are you two confident?
Yes!
My hands are big, aren't they?
Really?
Is it big?
My hands are big.
It's important.
It's like an egg.
It's like an egg?
Where is it?
It's like Iroha's Onsushi.
It's like Onsushi.
It's like Onsushi's egg.
It's better with seaweed.
It's better, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
It's better with seaweed.
Yes.
What about you, Iroha?
It's my first time touching this mahjong board.
I see.
But, I think I can do it.
Of course, you haven't played mahjong, right?
No, I haven't.
But, my mother and mother like it.
There was something like a mahjong table.
That's amazing!
One point! One point!
That's amazing!
That's one point!
You did it!
That's amazing!
Well, let's start!
Get in position!
Don't call me "chompo" anymore!
How confident are you? Do you have confidence?
Well, I have big hands.
She is confident.
She is rethinking.
But, I really have big hands.
I want big hands.
I'm watching you.
How about you, Kuromi-chan?
My dad used to like Mahjong.
So, you already had a Mahjong club at home?
My dad's dad?
Your grandpa's dad?
Do you call him like that?
I call him like that.
My grandpa's house has a Mahjong club.
So, my grandpa and my dad's soul should come to me.
I don't know if it's your soul or not.
It's my soul for now.
It's your soul, isn't it?
Don't say "soul" even though it's your soul.
I'm sorry.
Please don't say "soul" even though it's your soul.
Well, let's get started.
On your marks, get set, go!
Wow!
It's so fast!
It's not funny anymore.
I can't do it the way Kurumi-chan wants me to do it.
I turned around while saying it, but what did you say?
I said it might not be funny.
Thank you for thinking about this show.
Thank you for choosing me.
So, the winner of Mahjong Pie Carrying Race is...
Hayashi!
That's right!
I was hiding it!
I didn't know who did it!
How was it?
It's awkward.
How was it?
I don't have it in my bank account!
Luna-san, who is fond of funniness, won twice in a row.
Luna-san, who is currently in the reach of Otami Caesar,
Will she be able to stay in the lead?
Here is the next project!
Desperation
Lastly, we'll have a masseur do a massage for us,
and we'll be able to show you all of our potential as real middle-aged men.
We'll be able to tell you're real middle-aged men.
There's no middle-aged men among us!
There's no middle-aged men among us four!
There's no middle-aged men!
We can tell you're middle-aged men just by looking at you.
This time, we'll be having a masseur do a massage for us,
Ms. Iitsuka!
By the way, Ms. Iitsuka, who have you been massaged by in the past?
Um...
Ms. Ikoma?
Oh!
Ms. Itta?
Oh!
So, you've been massaged by them, too!
That's right!
How was it? Were you two middle-aged men?
We were middle-aged men.
That's not it!
Were you two middle-aged men?
Wait, wait, wait!
Why is that?
We weren't middle-aged men!
We weren't?
We weren't!
Now, we're going to have each of you receive a massage in turn.
For some reason, a lot of you will know which one you wanted the most.
Yes!
The winner will receive a popular snack introduced on TV, too!
What?!
High-class tea!
Yay!
Thank you!
When I'm with Hina-tan or Yakiniku, I feel like I'm asking for a lot of changea.
Changea, liver, senmai sashi.
Wow! You're an old man!
That's the point!
Let's go with this as the point!
You're a pretty good old man!
Kamoto is an old man!
Now, Iroha-chan.
Yes.
I'm going to massage you now.
Yes.
How is it? Does it hurt?
Basically, I'm strong against pain.
Wow!
I'm still 19 years old, so I believe men don't get hurt.
Wow!
But if you say that, I'm going to switch on, too!
Don't switch it on!
Sensei, you're like that, right?!
That's right!
Why are you laughing so much?!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Sensei, you're really like this, right?!
You're exactly right!
Wow!
Why are you so cheerful?!
Wow!
Now, shall we begin?!
Yes!
Sensei, please do it!
Yes, please do it!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Wow! It feels good!
I'm scared!
Sensei, you don't have a stick or anything like that, right?!
That's right!
Is your jaw okay?
Yes!
Not at all!
Look! It's totally fine!
So far, it's okay!
Right?!
It feels good!
Right?!
But, Sensei...
But, it feels good! Look!
It feels good!
It's totally fine!
Huh? But, your face is a little...
Ah! Ah! It's here! Sensei, what is it?!
Is your jaw bad?!
No, it doesn't hurt!
Is it your head?! Your head!
Right now, I'm moving around my stomach a little.
Ah! Your stomach must be a little nervous, right?!
It doesn't hurt!
Right?! You're an old man!
No, it's fine!
I'm not an old man!
But, you're pretty strong!
You look strong!
That's right! You're pretty strong!
Right?! Sensei?!
It hurts!
Huh?!
It hurts!
Sensei?! Sensei?!
Where is it?!
It hurts! It hurts!
Now, Hina-tan, you will receive it from now on.
Yes.
Are you scared?
I'm very scared!
Do you have any physical discomfort?
My stomach is weak and my head may be weak, too.
That's the worst.
Which one are you talking about?
Which one?
My head is stiff.
Oh, your head is stiff.
My head is stiff.
Then it's a little different.
No, no.
Now, let's do it.
Yes.
Sensei, please.
Yes, please.
It feels good at first.
Doesn't it feel good?
How is it? Does it hurt?
It feels good at first, doesn't it?
Yes.
See? See?
It's fine. It's fine.
It may not hurt at all.
You're saying something.
Right?
See? What's wrong?
Does it hurt anymore?
Will an old man come out?
Oh, oh, oh, it came out!
Oh, are you doing push-ups?
Don't try to fight me, Sensei!
Stop it! Stop it!
Sensei, where does it hurt?
Does it hurt anywhere?
It's called "zentodo".
It's a cavity in the back of the nose.
Yes, yes.
It's around there.
How is it? How is your nose?
Is it closed?
An old man came out.
It hurts!
An old man.
How is it? How is it?
It hurts!
It's coming out.
It hurts!
It's your nose.
It hurts!
I'll tell you one thing. A while ago, Lilia didn't say "cut" at all.
I ignored it.
Are you okay? Did an old man come out?
I can't broadcast.
No, I'll do it properly.
How is it? I'm going to receive it from now on.
Yes. It's hard to put strength in the back of your feet.
That's right.
It's a defenseless place, so it's scary.
Even if you put strength in it, it's no good.
You have to accept everything in you and push the pot properly.
My back hurts, though.
You're suddenly strong-willed, so don't do it.
My back hurts.
You don't have to fight it. I'm doing it to improve my body.
I see. Then, teacher, please!
Yes, I'll do it.
No, no, it doesn't hurt much.
Isn't it completely okay?
My ankle hurts.
She's staring at you.
Please don't stare at me.
But you're strong, aren't you?
You're young.
I'm stronger than I was when I was young.
I have a muscle in my front foot.
Ouch!
That's a new reaction.
That hurts!
Isn't she convinced of something?
You!
It hurts!
She was glaring at you. What was that?
I thought you were saying something.
I didn't think you were pushing me with your fingers.
I don't know if it's real or not, but the way you use your strength is not human.
No, it's human.
But I've been pushed quite a bit.
I know where I am wrong.
Then you should let your teacher know.
Especially, my liver and my stomach around here.
I think it's wrong.
I'm sorry.
She's like, "Did you come to a normal pharmacy?"
She's always asking questions.
She's always like that.
Then, teacher, please.
Please.
I'm scared now.
I'm sorry for my self-reflection.
She said something like "liver" or "liver".
Is it okay?
She doesn't look like she's in pain at all.
I think it's okay around here.
She was glaring at you.
She said "liver" a lot.
Me?
Do you want to know?
That's good.
You can see many shapes.
It's like a backflip.
I focused on her stomach and liver, but there was a lot of waste in it.
Oh, so it's in her body.
I have to go get it.
But it's still being recorded.
The one who looked like an old man the most was...
Kuromi!
She was crying.
Her voice was hoarse, too.
I was surprised and took off my microphone.
What?
The four queens of cute reactions.
I'm sorry for your pain, but thank you for your rare reactions.
Refresh and do your best in the second half of Andara!
And finally, here is the announcement of "Myakuhari Girl" who was the most active today.
This "Myakuhari Girl" is...
But I found out today that I can do it if I put some gear on it.
I'm going to write it in my profile.
- I thought you were good at it. - That's right.
- You have it. - Yes, I do.
- So, you're saying everyone who has it is a character? - That's right.
If you collect three of them, they all reset.
- Does that mean you're a dragon ball? - Dragon ball!