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Where is Nogizaka?
This program is brought to you by Nogizaka 46 students who know little about location and variety shows.
It's delicious.
It's delicious just by looking at it.
If you think about it normally, you will understand it later.
Nogizaka 46 students
Nogizaka 46 students include Endo Sakura, who joined only a year ago and is in charge of the center of the latest single, and the future of Nogizaka.
Nogizaka is full of people because of Jonathan.
Where are we going now?
Thank you for the meal.
Let's go again.
Thank you for the meal.
I think we got about two more minutes.
Oh, I see.
We got about two more minutes.
Today?
We still have a lot of time.
We still have a live broadcast.
Oh, really?
Yes, we probably have one more show.
Let's send it by bus.
No, it's fine. We can go by ourselves.
No, we can go by everyone.
We will send you by bus.
No, no, no.
Let's go.
No, no, no.
Let's go by bus.
Are we going?
Really?
Are we going?
Yes!
As Saraba recommends, we will go to the workplace.
Let's go.
Well, we started driving.
Yes.
Since we have time to drive,
we will continue the interview.
Yes.
Using Saraba's time to drive to the workplace...
At the beginning of the program, a personal interview recording video with members and staff was held.
Last time, this project was broadcasted by famous people such as Endo's TT brothers and Kitagawa Theater.
The four students did not expect this video to be broadcast during the interview.
Who will be surprised this week?
Excuse me.
Yes, please.
Good morning.
What's up with you?
Excuse me.
Yes, please.
What kind of characters are there in the four students?
They are the ones who are bullied.
Who are they bullied by?
By everyone.
Because they are the main characters, they make fun of me.
Why are you making fun of me like that?
Like that.
Everyone knows you are making fun of me.
Yes.
Excuse me.
Yes, please.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. I'm Yuruka.
Please have a seat.
Excuse me.
What kind of characters are there in the four students?
They are the ones who know everyone well.
The ones who know everyone well?
I think so.
Do you have any special skills?
My special skill is drawing illustrations.
Do you know how to draw illustrations?
Yes, I do.
Can you draw anything?
Well...
Do you draw illustrations of anime characters?
Yes, I do.
When I was little, I used to read and draw manga.
Wow, you're good.
I'll draw it.
Thank you very much.
Wow, she drew it herself.
She drew it herself.
Thank you very much.
And from now on, fake program staff will appear and cause trouble for the members.
First of all, such a mess from the annoying director.
Yes, I'm here.
Good evening.
You're so loud.
I've never met anyone like you.
I'm Ayame Tsutsuya.
Nice to meet you.
For example, do you have any impersonations?
Impersonation?
Yes.
Stitch.
Oh, Stitch.
Yes, yes, you know, Disney's Stitch.
Yes, I can only say "Stitch".
Yes, yes, yes, yes, then Stitch.
Three, two, one, go!
Stutz!
What are you talking about?
Who was it?
Someone said it.
Is it a little gyaru-like?
Gyaru?
It has a gyaru quality.
Yes.
Gyaru-like and a little like Stitch?
Yes.
Like "Stand up".
Here we go.
Three, two, one, go!
Stutz!
Good.
You should do it sometime.
Gyaru version of Stitch.
Good, good, good.
It's a little new, isn't it?
I'm getting excited and hot.
It's tough.
But you know...
It's tough.
But you know...
It's perfect for variety shows.
Really?
Yes, it's perfect for variety shows.
As soon as you say it, it's like "bang".
The reaction is also pretty good.
Yes.
Wow, it's my first time hearing that.
I didn't think it would be good for variety shows.
Really?
I didn't think it would be good for variety shows.
I don't think you've done it before. Do you hate bugs or something like that?
I hate bugs.
Suddenly, a bug came up and said, "Yes!"
No, I don't like it.
You can do it. You can do it. It's not big at all.
No, I don't like it.
My stomach stopped!
My back stopped!
Is your back okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Is your back okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Thank you!
You're welcome.
Thank you for coming.
I'm Hosoyama, and I'm in charge of variety shows.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Hosoyama, but I'm called Futoshi.
Oh, really?
I'm kidding.
I believed you.
I believed you. It's funny, isn't it?
Do you have a favorite entertainer?
Oh, my favorite entertainer...
I like Non-Style.
Oh, Non-Style.
I like Nagareboshi and Chidori.
It's like a comic book, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Do you have a favorite one-shot gag?
Oh, yes.
Chuue's one-shot gag.
I don't think I can do it.
Chuue's one-shot gag.
Three, two, one, go!
I'm sorry, I'm getting in! Watch out!
Oompa Loompa
Thank you for that!
That was Oompa Loompa!
I'm getting excited and hot.
Variety is necessary.
Really.
Variety is necessary.
Really.
So, more and more...
It's very important to eat your seniors.
Let's do it more and more.
Yes.
By the way, Kaki-chan,
your reaction is big or small?
Well, I don't know.
It's big.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Yes.
I'm Hosoyama, director of comedy and variety program.
Nice to meet you.
Can you do an impersonation?
Can I do an impersonation?
Tamura Mayu-chan.
I can do an impersonation of Tamura Mayu-chan.
Tamura Mayu-chan.
She is in 4th grade.
Let's do it.
If you are my senior,
I can say anything.
Oh, I see.
I like your cute voice.
Can you do an impersonation of my senior?
I'm Yoda-san.
Can you say something?
Can you do an impersonation of my senior?
Let's do it.
It's hot today.
What is it?
You have a bad taste.
No, no, no. It's cute. It's cute.
I know. I know.
You know. You know. You're looking at it properly.
I'm looking at it because I think it's cute.
I see.
It's really good.
It's like a fan art.
I think there will be more fans.
I think so, too.
Really.
I think it's good.
Variety shows are all about reactions.
Should I hide it?
Your face is getting dark.
Me?
Yes.
Oh, my hand.
It's the worst.
Next, what if the staff starts a big fight in front of you?
How do you get over this heavy atmosphere?
Since you're an idol, how about a maid cafe?
That's good.
A maid cafe where you can experience it.
I want to do it.
I like maid cafe.
I like casual things.
Casual?
For example, a nursing school will experience it and wear a nurse's clothes.
You know, like a drama.
No, no, nurses are cute, too.
I think that way of thinking is a little old.
No, it's not.
Who are you talking to?
Don't say that.
Can you not hit me in the eye?
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
No, not at all.
You say this behind my back.
Don't say this.
I'll hit you, too.
I see. I see.
I wanted you to know a little about women's psychology.
Which one do you think is more interesting?
I like both of them.
Which one do you think is more interesting in terms of planning?
In Nogizaka, there are other programs where you infiltrate schools.
I think "Maid Cafe" is unique to this program.
This is my first time meeting a maid.
But I like you very much, nurse.
Thank you very much.
Remember the cafe in front of you, too.
Thank you very much.
Maid Cafe
Excuse me.
Hello.
I'm in charge of "braritan" and "food report".
Thank you for your time.
For example, of course "kawaii".
That's right.
Maid Cafe
I want to try it.
Yes, "Maid Cafe".
It's good, isn't it?
Yes, it's fun.
I think "Maid Cafe" is a good experience entry point.
Is that so?
Because I'm an idol, I feel like I'm wearing old- fashioned clothes.
Is that so?
Yes.
Why?
What kind of program do you want?
For example, I want you to enter a nursing school and wear nurse's clothes.
What do you think?
Nurse?
It's like a drama, isn't it?
But you have an old way of thinking.
What do you mean?
It's not like that, but you have an old way of thinking.
Don't you think so?
No, I don't.
Isn't it too common?
You've probably done it many times now.
What do you think, Tamara?
You wear nurse's clothes and a maid's clothes.
But I've never done either of them, so I'm really curious about either of them and I may not be able to decide.
Which one will you decide?
If you decide, what will you do?
The one who won rock-paper-scissors will do it.
We will do it?
Yes.
Shall we do it?
Rock-paper-scissors.
Ah!
Well, maid cafe.
Well, I guess so.
But we will do it for your reference.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
Excuse me.
Thank you very much.
I think it's good to experience a day in a maid cafe, wear maid's clothes and do it.
No, no, it's really good.
Yes, it's good.
When I was in junior high school, I had a desire to work in a maid cafe.
Ah!
But now that I think about it, I think it's common.
Ah, I see.
You can experience nursing school and wear nurse's clothes.
Isn't it common?
No, no, I think maid's clothes are old-fashioned.
That way of thinking is old-fashioned.
Thank you very much.
It seems like you two are getting angry.
No, no, no.
Tell me behind my back.
I'm doing it now.
No, but I can't do that.
We can't talk.
I can't ask you.
No, I want to make it with you, so I'm letting you know.
The maid was very firm.
How is it?
Excuse me.
Which one do you want to say?
Well...
There is a thought of being unlucky, but there are still various things.
I don't think it's either of the two.
I see.
Thank you very much.
Then I will refer to it.
Thank you very much.
It seems like it will take a while to get to the work site of "goodbye".
Next, a foreign producer who is not good at Japanese will appear.
He will come out with high tension in English.
What will he do?
Hey, guys. How are you doing?
My name is George Murashita.
What is your name?
My name is Kanagawa.
Kanagawa. Kanagawa. Great to see you. Take a seat.
So, tell me, Kanagawa-san, what is the charm of Japan?
Peace.
Peace. I'm sorry.
Do you know English?
Well...
In English...
Peace.
Peace. Peace. Peace.
OK. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace.
English.
Peace. OK. OK.
Peace.
I will express peace with a body language gesture.
Are you OK?
Yes.
Yes. OK. OK.
Are you nervous?
A little nervous?
Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
OK? 3, 2, 1... Go!
What's that?
Peace!
Peace! More! More peace!
Oh my god...
More peace!
Peace!
Yes! Yes! Peace! Peace!
Yes! More! More peace!
Yes! Peace!
Peace!
Oh my god...
Ms. Kanaga! Ms. Kanaga! Ms. Kanaga! From heart!
- Peace! - Peace, yes!
That's very nice! No, Kanagawa-san! Fantastic! Fantastic! Very good! Very good!
Very nice! Very nice!
- Okay, yeah... - Thank you very much!
- Thank you very much!
- Peace... - Thank you very much!
- Peace...
Thank you very much!
Why do you keep saying "peace", all the time?
- There's a lot of peace left in my head... - I see, I see...
If I don't say it out loud, I'm afraid it'll disappear...
Sayulee-san, what do you think is Japan's No. 1 charm?
- Charm? - Japan's No. 1 charm.
- No. 1? - Yes.
- Very safe. - Very safe.
- Is Japan a safe country? - Safe and peaceful.
- Is Osaka a safe city? - Yes, it is.
- Please express it with your body. - Yes.
- Now. - Now.
- Express it with your body. - Yes.
- Are you nervous? - A little.
3, 2, 1...
I don't know where I am.
What's wrong with you?
Is there a problem?
I don't know the way to the parking lot.
But you don't have to worry about it. Come here.
Thank you.
I have candy, so I'll do it.
Thank you.
More, more, a big pinch, pinch!
What is a parking lot?
You don't know where a parking lot is?
A parking lot is...
there!
What?
Yes! Yes! No! No!
A parking lot! A parking lot!
A parking lot! A parking lot! A parking lot!
Wow!
A parking lot came to me!
That's right! You already have a parking lot in your heart!
That's right!
Bravo! Bravo!
Bravo, Seira!
Bravo! Bravo!
Very nice!
Thank you!
OK!
Hi, great media.
My name is George Murashita.
Yuna.
Yuna. Yuna, great to see you.
So, please tell me.
Shibata-san, what is Japan's charm?
What is Japan's number one charm?
Um...
Nagashi-soumen.
Is it Japanese culture?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
That thing you like...
Shibata-san, what you like...
Soumen.
Oh!
Gesture!
Please express it with a gesture.
Soumen?
Yes, soumen!
Don't worry, okay, okay, I'll demonstrate, demonstration, okay? Okay?
So, put, put, soumen, soumen! Shibata-san, ready?! Are you ready?!
Yeah.
Ready? Okay, okay! Soumen, put, put, put! Soumen, soumen, soumen!
Kimochi, kimochi! Tell me, tell me! Oishii?!
Delicious!
Very good! Delicious or very delicious?!
Very, very delicious!
Yes, yes! Let's do more! Okay, okay! Shibata-san, big, big gesture, okay?! Okay, soumen, put...
Soumen?!
Soumen's gesture...
Very, very delicious!
Wow! Wow, that's unbelievable! It's the only thing I can say! Yes, soumen!
Soumen?!
Yes! Okay, yeah, I think...
Hey! Hey, Lily, Frankie! What is up?!
Yes!
Yes, yes...
But you were very funny.
I'm glad.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
Thank you.
Yes.
Excuse me.
More and more crazy interviews! Unreleased footage will increase with video streaming service!
I love you, nya!
To where in Nogizaka?!
Nogizaka! Will Jishun appear in a live broadcast?!
One, two...
Eh, can I do it?
Furthermore, at a shop where Morita goes...
BOOM!
For some reason, BOOM! BOOM!