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"Tonight's Gachigase" is...
A.T.D. 48 has challenged band performance for the first time.
New song "Give me five" has been shown for the first time on TV.
Furthermore...
A thorough investigation of Onee-chan's gender.
Can Onee-chan not show her man at all times?
A prank is set up one after another.
Who is "Gachigase Onee"?
Among these ten handsome men...
There are five "onees".
Do you know who they are?
"Gachigase Variety" "Inaru High School"
"Onees" are hard to deal with, aren't they?
First, "Gachigase Onee" Grand Prix.
We've been doing a lot of research.
In front of the mirror...
Girls' poses...
"Onees" are said to be more feminine than girls.
But...
They used to be men.
Don't men ever turn back to men when they grow up?
That's where...
"Gaseo Day" Grand Prix, where girls decide who is "onees" as far as possible, will be held.
Four "onees" who represent "onees world" have been invited to this center.
The first one is...
The second one is...
The third one is...
The fourth one is...
And the fifth one is...
These four "onees" lied about their pre-diagnosis of fake health programs...
And played a lot of pranks...
To determine whether or not "onees" are men.
The number of "gaseo days" that were finally determined as "gaseo days"...
The number of "onees" that were most "gaseo days"...
Is this for real?!
To determine whether or not "onees" are men...
Is sad!
"Onees world"'s handsome legend...
Carousel Maki!
Now, who is "onees" that "gaseo days" have decided that "onees" are men?
"Gaseo Day" Grand Prix, opening!
No way!
This is for real!
I just found out!
Even so, Ai-chan's face is huge!
It's totally different from the onees next to you!
I don't think it's that different!
It's not that different!
It's like you're right in front of me!
But for Carousel Maki-san to diagnose...
This is already "onees world"'s heavy burden!
That's right!
She's already a goddess and Buddha!
And this time...
Out of the four of you in the studio...
Please guess who will become "gaseo days"!
Yes!
For those of you who guessed correctly...
We have a reward for you!
The reward is a super popular tart cake shop, Wilgemon's white strawberry tart!
White strawberries are said to be a phantom strawberry that only 7 people around the country make!
This is delicious!
It is really precious!
Now, everyone, please gather behind the placards of those of you who think you will be Gaseonees!
No, you already know this!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Who is Gaseonee?
As you can see from the cast's predictions, a lot of votes were gathered for "Spring Love" and "Mids".
I work a lot, but I go out a lot.
You go out a lot.
I go out a little bit.
I sit here a lot.
I have a bad breath.
I see.
You're an old man.
I have a bad breath in the morning.
Isn't having fun with Kana-chan the most unpleasant thing?
You're straightforward.
On the contrary, I think you're a manly person.
Among all-stars, you have the least exposure, so you don't have much self-awareness.
I don't have little exposure!
Have you not seen "Porsche"?
"Porsche" is out!
Now, a man comes out of nowhere.
Who is Gaseonee?
Gaseonee Grand Prix Start!
First of all, the first course is "electric current door".
A strong electric current flows through the door of the room you are guided to.
Can you stay like this even if you suddenly go out of control?
The first runner up is 20-year-old Tano Shingo.
You have a very interesting voice.
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
Please go into the room.
I'm back!
Ouch!
What are you doing?
I'm scared!
Stable.
She was like a woman.
The second runner-up is Kaba-chan with 35 years of experience.
Thank you for waiting. Please enter the judging room No. 1.
Stop!
Hey!
Please wait in the car seat.
The third winner is the 36-year-old Mitz Mangrove.
Mitz, who appeared arrogantly.
Please enter the room number one.
Is it here?
Yes.
Stop!
He has become a safe man.
The fourth winner is the 24-year-old Haro.
Stop!
They don't look alike.
The first course, Haro and Mitz are Gaseolet.
As expected, will it be a one-on-one fight?
The next course of the Gaseolet Grand Prix is pressure.
Can you be a woman even when you're full of energy?
The first winner is Kaba-chan.
Shall we try the left side, too?
Please do your best.
There are three people in the second row.
Please hold it firmly.
Stop!
The third person is Tano Shingo.
Please do your best.
I can't do it.
Stop!
This is it.
The fourth person is Haruna.
Please do your best.
Should I do it with my left hand?
I don't know.
Stop!
This is it.
He was just an old man.
Haruna and Mitsuko are judged by Tano Shingo again.
Tano Shingo is chasing them.
The third course of the GASEOLATE GRAND PRIX is "Experience".
You need to use your whole body a lot.
But can you still be a woman?
The first runner is Tano Shingo.
Whisper.
Yes.
Do your best.
Stop!
Stable!
He is a man.
The second runner is Kabacchan.
Please raise your ears.
Can I make a voice?
One, two!
The third player is Haruna.
It's better to make a voice.
Yes.
Here we go.
One, two!
This is Haruna.
She is 39 years old.
There are three players.
One, two!
It's like a starting position.
So far, all three courses have been decided by Gase.
Haruna and Mitsu will compete for the top.
Gase One-way Grand Prix.
The fourth course is "electric pen".
A powerful electric current runs when you try to use it.
But is it necessary for women?
The first player is Tano Shingo.
It changed a little while ago.
Here we go!
What is it?
It's a woman.
One, two!
It's a woman.
The second player is Kabachan.
It's a woman.
Stop!
The third winner is Haruna.
Stop!
It's my dad.
The fourth winner is Mitz.
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
The verdict is...
It's not bad.
It's not bad at all.
Haruno and Mitz, again gas verdict.
It's not good! It's not good!
It's a tie.
And Moeki...
Are you having fun?
Don't mess with me, seriously.
Kama-chan...
You've done it. You've done it for life.
You've done it for life. You've done it for death.
We'll show you something you should never show!
The "Gaseonei" Grand Prix is decided by a woman who has become a man in private.
Currently, Haruno and Mitz are in the same top three.
The last course is...
Telephone!
No! No! Not this!
The strategy is...
A person who knows women well will deliberately call them to irritate them and make them show their manhood.
The first winner is Tanoshingo.
Thank you for your hard work.
Tanoshingo manages the staff of "Chica Killing".
Their strategy is...
They suddenly say they want to close their shop and irritate them.
Excuse me...
I'm calling you because I have something to tell you.
I'm thinking about quitting my job.
What? What is that?
What? I didn't ask you.
And you can't do that.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry, too.
But it's not like "I'm off tomorrow" or anything like that.
You can do it tonight.
I'm sorry, but I'm going out with my friends tonight.
What do you mean you're going out with your friends?
I'm getting mad.
What are you talking about?
I'm scared.
You're kidding me, aren't you?
You're kidding me.
He's having fun and getting mad.
I think we get along pretty well.
Stable.
I've forgotten all about safety and things like that.
I've been busy with work.
The second winner is Kaba-chan.
Kaba-chan's mother is behind the scenes.
The plan is...
She's been traveling a lot.
She's going to make him mad again.
From now on...
I don't know if you'll give me a trip as a gift for New Year's.
If you like, I'd like you to give me a trip as a gift.
You've done it a lot.
You've done it all your life.
You've done it until you die.
Kaba-chan, hurry up and get mad.
I'm not busy. I'll do it.
Stable.
This is no good.
You cut it in the middle of your parents' conversation.
You're stupid.
Haruna and Mitsu are still in the top three.
Which one will be Gaseone?
First of all, Haruna.
Hello, dad?
The main character is Haruna's father.
The plan is to listen to the love situation and make him angry.
This is a TV show, right?
Yes.
I've seen it. Do you want a boyfriend?
No, no, no, no, I don't want one.
I don't have one.
I don't have such feeling.
Is she your girlfriend?
I'm not going to be progressive or anything like that.
But I'm not sure if I should say "I'm not sure" or "I'm not sure" but...
I'm not sure too.
I'm not sure if I should say "I'm not sure" or "I'm not sure" but...
I'm not sure.
You're a grown man.
No, I'm not a Japanese.
I'm not a Japanese, but I've heard about you in videos before.
I'm not sure if I should say it like that.
- How old are you? Hello? - I'm 27 years old.
- 27 years old! - Stop it!
- I'm an adult. - I'll call you later.
- But you're a girl! - I'll call you later.
- A girl! - What is this?
- Oh no! - He was very feminine.
- The last one is Mitch. - Yes.
Mitch is a staff of a bar where his mom works.
His plan is to lie that he has been abandoned by someone he cares about and make him angry.
- You know the mangrove pearl you bought me? - Why?
- Who? - I don't know. I just realized it today.
- I feel like you're doing it on purpose. - Do you have someone in mind?
- A fan of Matsuko-san? - Is it possible?
- Matsuko-fan or Harunai-fan? Or is it Ai-chan?
- I don't know Ai-chan-san. - You don't like Harunai-san, do you?
- I don't like Matsuko-san at all. - I thought you didn't like her.
- I don't hate her at all. - Even now? - I don't like her.
- When you get the answer, will you play the guitar for me in the spring?
- If you like it, I'll play it for you.
- I don't like him. He's blaming me for everything.
- I don't like him at all.
- As you can see, all three courses are gas - powered.
- So, the first gas-powered race will be held in Matsuko-san's mangrove.
- The prize is a white strawberry tart. - That's delicious.
- Tanoshin-go has become a good character. - I want to watch Tanoshin-go one more time.
- If you can, I'd like you to make it longer. - I'll watch it on YouTube.
Next is "Gachigaseonee"!
From now on, ten men will appear in the studio.
Among them, we will find out how many "onees" there are!
The challenge is a guest team of "Devitch" and "Don Corris".
From "AKB", "Itano" and "Kashiwagi" teams.
Is it "gachionee" or "gaseonee"!?
Everyone in front of the TV, please think about it together!
- Ms. Harunae, as an explanation... - Yes!
- Please watch it. - You can see it right away.
Just by looking at it and walking a little...
If you look at the whole thing, you can see it right away.
- You can see "onees" right away. - Does it appear in the silhouette?
- It does. - Wow!
Then let's have them appear! Please!
Here they are!
They look like ten men.
Out of ten men, five women look like them.
Can you tell who they are in front of the TV?
You can tell, right?
Yes, I can.
I can tell by their walk.
Wow, there is a muscular woman, too.
How about you, Itano? Can you tell?
I can tell by their aura.
Not all of them have an aura.
I can't tell at all.
I will give you a hint.
Please turn around.
Look carefully.
Itano, you are wearing glasses. You are serious.
I am serious.
You are totally serious.
Please turn around.
One, two...
You can tell, right?
I can't tell.
You can't tell at all.
I can't tell.
Let me tell you.
Question one.
Is she a serious woman or a muscular woman?
Please raise your flag.
Go ahead.
Both teams are serious women.
The woman with her hands behind her is a woman.
I see.
When they were walking, I wanted to put force in their mouths.
Force in their mouths?
Because they had cute mouths.
What is the answer?
Please give me the answer.
I am...
a woman.
Both teams are correct.
At that time you were trying to look cute, weren't you?
Well, you know, I'm cute.
By the way, in AKB, you like Oshima.
Why do you like Oshima?
Well, Mayuyu-san is here today.
What are you doing?
You're shaking hands with Oshima a lot.
It's okay, I'll tell you.
You're cute.
When you were walking, you wanted to say "no", didn't you?
I wanted to do anything.
Don't do it now, don't do it now, don't do it now!
That's a totally different way of walking.
I'm sorry.
Okay, thank you very much.
Question two.
Is she a real woman or a fake woman?
Please raise your cards.
Go ahead!
Oh, you're separated.
She's like that, isn't she?
I'm not trained, and I don't think I'm popular with men, so I think I'm just a normal man.
Well, depending on the result, it can be really rude.
Now, question two, please.
I am a woman.
Time's up!
And the guest team is correct!
You have kind eyes!
I've seen you before!
No!
Are you friends?
I know you very well!
I've seen you before somewhere!
I didn't know you were such an old man!
Do you usually shave your beard?
Yes.
It's so rubbery!
I shave my beard in the morning.
"Shave in the morning" doesn't mean this!
How strong is your tolerance?
Question 3!
Is this person a "serious onee" or "fashionable onee"?
Please show us your card!
Here you go!
Yes!
Both teams are "fashionable onee".
You know, your eyes are completely that way.
You shouldn't get caught in that.
Please give us the correct answer!
I am "onee".
No, you are not!
Both teams are correct!
This person is a man of advanced eyes!
Question 4!
Is this person a "serious onee" or "fashionable onee"?
Please show us your card!
Here you go!
"Serious onee" and "fashionable onee" as well.
Please give us the correct answer!
I am "onee".
No, you are not!
Both teams are correct!
This person is actually a woman!
She's cooler than I am!
But you're a man!
My throat is a little...
You don't have a throat, do you?
I don't!
But it's coming out!
It's coming out!
It's coming in!
So me and him...
We can get married with this little money, right?
That's right, that's right, that's right!
It's a little expensive, isn't it?
Fifth question!
Is this person a real woman or a fake woman?
Then, please raise your cards!
Here you go!
She's a fake woman!
Likewise, she's a fake woman!
Now, what will happen?
Please give us the correct answer!
I'm a woman!
She's a woman!
And with that, both teams are correct!
This is proof, isn't it?
It's completely different!
What is this?!
Who does he look like?
He is...
Hayato Ichihara!
He looks like a man!
Where did you meet him?
On Twitter!
On Twitter?!
Twitter!
Sixth question!
Is this person a real woman or a fake woman?
Then, please raise your cards!
Here you go!
Both teams are correct!
She's wearing earrings...
And if she puts on makeup, she'll look beautiful!
I see!
Please give us the correct answer!
I'm a woman!
As I thought!
Surprisingly...
Fifth and sixth...
You two are dating!
I'm a woman!
She's right here!
But when you're on TV tonight, do your parents know?
I don't know.
Are you okay?
I hope they know about this.
What a parent!
I'm dating my mom and dad.
I'm shocked you suddenly found out!
You two can hold hands over there.
You look happy!
Question seven!
Is this person a real woman or a fake woman?
Please raise your cards.
Go ahead!
Oh!
Fake woman, fake woman...
So both of you are fake women.
I'm just a woman.
I see.
Would you look over there?
Please give us the correct answer.
I am not...
a woman!
I am not!
What are you doing?
I'm trying to bend a frying pan or something like that.
But I'm standing still.
What?
I've done this before!
Let's have him bend this frying pan.
Shouldn't you charge your power first, Justice?
Oh, I got it!
I'll charge my power.
I'm getting everyone's attention right now.
You're going to put everyone's attention on the frying pan, right?
It's not about hands or anything like that.
I've changed my mind.
You've changed your mind?
I've changed my mind!
I've changed everyone's minds, so...
I'm going to...
do something bad to the frying pan!
What are you saying?
You've put everyone's bad intentions into the frying pan, right?
That's right!
And you're going to lock it up in the frying pan, right?
I see!
Go! Lock it up!
Justice!
Justice, right?
Yes!
Oh, no! I'm running out of power!
Justice, full power!
I don't like it!
Question number eight.
Is this person serious or not?
Please raise your cards.
Here you go!
Yes, you can't tell.
I'll say it one more time.
I'm wearing a camouflage.
Actually, it's all over the place.
It's all over the place.
It's all over the place. Is it okay?
Compared to other people, I'm less shy.
You're less shy.
Now, please give us the correct answer!
I'm blue.
That's right!
The guest team is correct!
You're so funny!
AKB is so funny!
You look like someone.
I think you look like Tomachi.
What?
Don't you think you look like him?
You look like him.
That's why I think you should join AKB.
Should I join?
No, you can't!
It's no trouble for you.
Question number nine.
Is this person serious or not?
You look like a thief in Hong Kong.
Azuki-san, is that too much?
A thief in Hong Kong is too much.
Now, please give us the answer!
Gase Onee Gase Onee
I think it's a woman.
Everyone thinks it's a woman.
I think it's a woman.
I see.
Now, what's the answer?
Please give us the correct answer!
I think it's a woman.
No, it's not.
Actually, she used to be a woman.
She used to be a woman, but now she's a man.
Who are you dating now?
I don't have anyone now, but I want to get married and have a family.
With a woman.
Is she a real woman or a fake woman?
Now, please show us your cards.
Here you go!
So, you're both real women.
She has good lips and good eyes.
She's a real woman.
Her tongue is like...
Tongue tops aren't sold in the streets.
It's true.
Choosing that material is like a woman.
Now, please show us the correct answer.
I'm not...
...a woman.
She's not a woman!
Is she a woman?
Yes.
Everyone says she's a woman, but she looks like a centaur.
She's not a centaur!
She doesn't have a horse on her back!
Can you put the Cuban woman's horse on your back?
Walk! Walk! Walk!
Wow, you're not really Kentaurus, are you?
Did you know?
A woman wears a ponyarara-colored outfit.
A woman's bag contains ponyarara.
When a woman drinks coffee, she does ponyarara.
There is a signal that only women know, that is, there is a way of distinguishing women.
There, we learned how to distinguish women from four women representing the entertainment world.
Create your own diagnosis.
That is...
Woman Check!
There are a total of fifteen diagnostic items.
Things like belongings and gestures can only be confirmed now, so let's do it right away!
By the way, if you get more than eight, you're in the grey zone.
If you get more than twelve, you're almost a woman.
If you get more than fifteen, you're a real woman!
You and the men around you may notice something you don't know about.
Woman Check!
Let's see it together with this person!
We're in the grey zone!
Broadcasted in the 1980s, it recorded 31.9% of the highest ratings.
The voice of the main character of the big hit anime "Touch", Tatsuya Uesugi,
and the voice of the super-big voice actor, Yuji Mitsuya!
This time, we're going to call Yuji Mitsuya and lie to him, and let him secretly do a Woman Check!
So, how many items do you have left?
So, let's start the Woman Check!
Checkpoint 1.
People who like primary colors, like Chris, are mostly yellow, blue and white.
I like primary colors!
By the way, Mitsuya is...
...a red student.
People wearing red or purple may be Asian.
Checkpoint 2
When you hold a bag, men hold it like this with their hands, right?
When you hold it with your hands, bend your arms and hold it like this.
Women put their bags on their elbows and hold them.
By the way, Mitsuya is...
Checkpoint 3
They put piercings only on their left ear.
They usually put piercings on both ears, but women put piercings only on their left ear.
I don't know if it's a sign between women.
Women put piercings only on their left ear.
By the way, Mitsuya and Yuji's left ear is...
Can you show me your left ear?
Here you go.
Checkpoint 4.
As I said, the waist is the key of the body.
So I put my strength in here and put my chest out and pull my chin a little like this.
Why do you want to improve your posture?
Because I know I'm dirty, don't you think?
You have a good posture.
By the way, what about Mitsuya and Yuji's posture?
What are you talking about?
Checkpoint 5.
When I say, "Show me the back of your shoes,"
I think most men would say this.
But in Mitsuya's case, when I say, "Show me the back of your shoes,"
she looks at me like this, like a woman.
She has a habit of opening her shoes again.
Mitsuya looks at the bottom of her shoes from behind.
Excuse me!
Yes?
I dropped my contact lens over there.
Do you know where my soles are?
Huh?
My right sole.
Who is it?
Is it you, sir?
Yes, it's me.
How did you like our review so far?
By the way, Mitsuya is addicted to three things.
Checkpoint 6.
When you go to a cafe or something, you drink coffee or something, right?
I put cream in it and mix it with a spoon.
I don't like it bouncing, so I tap it twice and put it back in.
Why do you tap it twice?
Because men are rough, they don't care much about their spoons getting dirty.
But I can't allow it.
I'll do it, too.
After mixing coffee, she taps a cup with a spoon.
Is it good?
What are you doing?
I usually do it.
Checkpoint 7.
I usually do it.
Smartphone.
She is new and fashionable, but she is sensitive.
She wants to talk to everyone first.
She is using a smartphone.
Do you have a cell phone?
Yes, I do.
I'm a super analog human being, but I only have a cell phone.
It's not a smartphone. It's a normal cell phone.
It's not.
Checkpoint 8.
Supplements.
Many people have them.
If it contains vitamin C or something like that, it's almost certain.
I'm also concerned about my skin.
Checkpoint 9.
She is carrying a supplement.
This is a supplement.
Does it contain this much?
It's not a supplement.
It's for young people.
It contains vitamin B, biozymes of green plants, lactic acid bacteria, anti-cancer drugs, medicated medicine of neutral fatty acids, vitamin C, high- end stores, ginger and black vinegar.
This is a medicated medicine.
Checkpoint 10.
It's a medicine for the stomach.
Our bones are delicate, so it's easy for our stomachs to break.
When I'm nervous or have a stomachache, I hold it down.
She's carrying stomach medicine.
This is a stomach medicine. It's like stomach medicine.
I say "stomach medicine" right away.
Checkpoint 10
Mirror
She's checking her face thoroughly.
She's carrying a mirror.
I saw it.
What does it mean?
That's how cute she is.
How many points do you have?
By the way, Yuji and Mitsuya have 7 points.
Checkpoint 11
She has a beard, so she looks like a man.
If she doesn't like having a beard, she always wears a mustache.
She has a mustache in her bag.
Even if she's a man, she looks like a man.
You don't have a mustache.
I don't have a mustache.
No matter how I think about it, I'm a woman.
I have a lot of female hormones, so I don't have a mustache.
Checkpoint 12
Eyebrows are a must-have item for people with neat eyebrows.
Eyebrows...
Eyebrows are a must-have item for people with neat eyebrows.
Eyebrows...
Eyebrows are a must-have item for people with neat eyebrows.
But it's naturally neat.
Checkpoint 13
I think there are many people who wear power stones on their wrists.
Eyebrows can't live without them.
There are many people who wear eyebrows and feel confident.
I actually wear eyebrows.
She wears a power stone on her wrist.
Can you show me your wrist?
I don't like putting things on my body.
Oh, you do?
So I don't have a wrist watch.
Checkpoint 14
When I sit, I sit from my butt.
I sit like this.
I feel like I'm going to die.
She feels like she's going to die when she sits on a chair.
By the way, what about Michiya?
I don't know.
Checkpoint 15
When I suddenly grab a microphone, I feel like I'm holding it with both hands.
I feel like I'm holding it with both hands.
That's why I feel like I'm being seduced by the microphone I'm holding.
She holds a microphone with both hands.
I like microphones.
Can you sing a song you like?
Yes.
I'll sing.
I'll fall in love.
Grade check is 15 sections or more.
How did you like it?
If it's eight or more, it's gray.
If it's 12 or more, it's almost black.
If all 15 are correct, it's really black.
By the way, Michiya was correct.
She was in the gray zone.
I didn't know you were into it.
I did it a lot.
I have a bag here.
Maybe I'm in the gray zone, too.
Can you show me your socks?
Oh, it's the other way around.
Oh, it's decided.
I did it now.
I'm just using the characteristics of an entertainer.
A.K.B48 has challenged playing in a band for the first time.
Their new song "Evening Five" will be shown for the first time on TV.
A lot of people have challenged playing an instrument for the first time.
Yes.
Excuse me.
Itano-san.
Oh, sorry.
Itano-san, what did you do yesterday?
Oh, it's a joke.
I'm sure you did it when you weren't in elementary school.
No, it's the first time I've heard of it.
I'm doing it!
Well then, please listen.
Today, for the first time on TV, A.K.B48...
"Evening Five"! Please!
♪ The song flows in the city ♪
♪ Ah, on the farewell day when it was still early ♪
♪ The corner of the school wall ♪
♪ We drew it secretly ♪
♪ I already took off my uniform ♪
♪ But my hands will eventually get wet ♪
♪ And I will see my new dream ♪
♪ And believe in tomorrow ♪
♪ That's right, graduation isn't an exit ♪
♪ But rather an entrance ♪
♪ My friends, we each have our own path ahead of us ♪
♪ Don't say goodbye ♪
♪ We will meet again soon ♪
♪ That's why for now, let's have a high five ♪
♪ I can still say it to the days of youth ♪
After this, AKB's number one idiot is decided!
With common questions, AKB's academic ability is exposed!
Next episode of "Naruhodo High School" is...
Who is the most idiotic member of AKB?
A serious idiot election will be held to expose AKB's academic ability!
You're pretty good!
Will we be able to hear the singing voice of an AKB comedian and the singing voice of a real person?
Also, AKB's "idiotic queen" will show her "idiotic first appearance"!
It's an arena! Let's go!