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She's the most confident woman in Japan.
She's the best member of AKB48.
She successfully took a screenshot of PSY's "PEACE FIVE" concert in Saudi Arabia.
AKB's private life is also a success.
She also held an emergency press conference in Toyota.
On your birthday, you went to Hamamatsu with your girlfriend, didn't you?
AKB's personal information is also...
If you know AKB's address...
The surprising result is...
And in "VS.ONEI48"...
The highlight of ONEI's latest plastic surgery...
AKB is very excited about ONEI's plastic surgery clothing.
Former Takashima and main designer ONEI...
AKB's fashion sense is on fire!
This is not "trevian" at all, is it?
In other words, even his personality is "trevian"!
I like "the truth"...
But I think I'm overdoing it.
Oh, my God!
And...
It's amazing, isn't it? It's coming out of my mouth.
AKB's "PEACE FIVE" is on fire!
Well, this eyeliner...
I thought you weren't going to say it today...
Are you putting in your effort in your makeup?
It's perfect.
And...
AKB VS Celebrity Men and Women Super Suspo Name
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The long-awaited second installment!
In the light and in the dark of the entertainment world, we have 48 people who know everything about the entertainment world!
Nice to meet you!
It's scary, isn't it?
You know everything, don't you?
Well, there are a lot of people here.
"Oh, I'm sorry! Before that, does that "entertainer's army" know anything about the entertainment world?"
No, we know everything!
I know what you're talking about, but could you give me some reference?
We know everything!
Do you want me to tell you what you talked about with your ex-girlfriend?
That's fine with me, but I'm afraid of that agency over there.
Oh, please don't! Please don't!
Oh, please don't! Are you blind or something?
We don't need entertainers depending on what we're talking about today.
Oh, you mean if we have something to offer you?
Oh, I wonder if anyone of you has one?
Isn't it you, Atsushi?
Is it me?
No, I'm going to escape on this Friday.
That's all of it. That's all of it.
Well, first of all, I'd like to ask you all something.
At this stage,
if you have a favorite entertainment story,
please press the button on your hand.
Switch on!
How many of you have a favorite story right now?
You want to know, don't you?
Mr. Kodo, did you press it?
Yes.
You want to know, don't you?
Well, you want me to say it here?
Can you say it there?
No, I want you to say it in my ear.
You want me to say it in your ear, don't you?
Please say it in my ear!
Hmm, I don't know.
It's a specialty of yours.
A hint for everyone in the audience!
Please say it!
Wow!
It's a marriage certificate!
Who gave you that certificate?
You want me to say it like this, right?
Your mouth is not light.
My mouth is not light.
It's okay!
Is it okay?
You're being silly!
I only told my mom last time.
That's no good!
Really?!
Look! Look! Look!
Atsushi-san, what is this fun speech game?
This is...
This spread is...
In other words...
It's the spread of the city, right?
No, it's only been five minutes since it started.
Isn't it surprising?!
Amazing!
If you're not good at speaking, you'll get a warning for the whole day!
I think you got it.
Are you okay?!
Gedo's Behind-the-scenes 2
The first ranking theme is...
"Hot Ice Scoop Behind-the-scenes Ranking"!
The theme is...
An unexpected man who came out of Sawajiri Erika's apartment!
It says "coincidence scoop" but...
Mr. Inoue...
Mr. Takashiro...
It's not unexpected, is it?
Well, it's unexpected...
It means you can come and go as you like, right?
This "coincidence scoop" means...
Actually, that person wasn't aiming for it, but...
There is a possibility that another person will get it.
It's when Sawajiri-san's marriage started getting a lot of attention!
I was going to take Erika-san's comment...
As I was walking in front of the apartment...
While I was waiting for the reporters...
I saw Iwao-kun's football.
Iwao came out?!
I knew it!
This is...
Neither "Photo Weekly" nor "Entertainment Media"...
Iwao-kun wasn't aiming for it!
While I was looking for Erika-san's apartment...
She came out with a "two-shot" and...
She took a "coincidence scoop" picture!
For celebrities...
The apartments they live in are usually limited, right?
That's right! There are only a limited number of places where you can get permission!
There are multiple people in the same apartment!
That's right!
That's why, as much as possible...
In the same apartment...
It's better for scandalous celebrities not to live there!
I see!
How do you want to investigate that?
Should we ask the real estate agent?
It's best to ask the real estate agent, right?
I asked the real estate agent how many apartments there are...
There are?!
If you live in a certain apartment...
There's also a "status symbol" where you live in!
I see!
It's impossible!
You really want to save at least a million yen...
But you live in an apartment for 1.6 million yen...
Is there such an apartment for 1.6 million yen?
And in the end, you break up!
There are people like that!
By the way...
Who is that?
Shiro Kushibe!
Ah!
Actually, we lived in the same apartment!
Ah, that's right!
Mr. Kushibe...
Yes, yes, yes!
And we ate a lot of gourmet food...
Steak bowl...
It was expensive...
I think it was about 4,000 or 5,000 yen...
Before we knew it...
It became ramen!
Because you can't see it!
Because you can't order it!
That's right!
And before we knew it...
It disappeared!
But, you know...
Food is important!
In the past...
Where celebrities lived...
When you took delivery...
Until now...
If you asked for two things...
If you asked for one thing...
It would be a separate house!
What?!
I see!
Another thing is...
Even though it's a separate place...
If you ask for two people...
It's like...
You started living with someone else...
Ah!
You became a new person!
Yes!
Wow!
By the way...
Is it that easy to find an apartment?
It's easy!
Can you find it?
In the middle of this...
If you know my apartment...
Can you press the button?
Yes!
Can you do it?
If you know my apartment...
Turn on the switch!
But you don't have it, do you?
Because you're married...
You know it...
You don't have it...
Are you married?
What?!
I know half of it!
That's scary!
That's really scary!
Hachi-san, people are looking at you!
What?!
Are the people who ordered pizza the other day also exposed?!
Do you know your room number?
My room number?!
I just moved in!
That's...
That's really easy to understand!
It's not easy to understand outside!
No matter how much you move in, you'll know right away!
Hachi-san, don't you have a GPS on your butt?!
Am I that stupid?!
No, I think even celebrities' address is famous, but only Kasuga's address is famous!
Oh, you're famous!
What's up, Itano?
Our member's house number...
It doesn't matter if it's someone's house, if you know AKB's address, press the switch!
Let's go, let's go!
Also, who has an eye shadow?
Eye shadows are not important!
Thank you!
Do you know the 12 people you know?
Yes, we know.
It's not only about chicken.
I like chicken!
I know one of the members' aunt.
You know one of your relatives?
So I naturally knew.
But you don't say your relatives' names, do you?
When it comes to celebrities' parents and relatives, especially relatives,
we easily talk about them.
Really?
Does your aunt Masako talk about you?
Shut up!
I'm sorry.
Your aunt Masako talks about you!
I remember.
My aunt talked about me getting married with her husband.
Ryo's cousin's aunt?
Yes, my aunt talked about me because she was happy about it.
But you tried to hide it from the show, didn't you?
Yes, but my aunt...
That's why you came out first!
Damn you!
But it's amazing how much information you have!
It's wonderful!
Next up is "Hot-blooded Scoop" Brazilian ranking No. 2!
Scoop gets a leak from him during a gravure shoot!
Mr. Nozawa, the cameraman!
What's going on?
Are you wearing your clothes properly today?
I'm sorry.
You said you'd wear it right away!
Mike Ten, don't hold it!
I'm not a rock 'n' roller!
I've been scooping for about 10 years under Mr. Haoku.
After that, I became a gravure photographer and took sexy actresses.
Then, just after the Olympics were over, everyone talked about it.
Then, while taking this girl, I said, "I'm going to give you a famous fighter's name and say it's really long."
"How long is it?" I said and took it.
"Really?" I said and it was long enough to stick to my skin.
"Wait a minute, what's going on?" A reporter came out from behind and said, "Please tell me about it later."
Who is it?
I'd like to ask you that.
I can't say it.
That's amazing!
I'd like to ask you one thing.
Are you happy when you get such amazing information?
That's amazing!
Are you happy?
We're happy!
That's right! We're happy!
If you say you're not happy, I don't know why you're doing this.
When you get a good idea, please skip it.
Is it that easy to understand?
Then be careful of Kouzou's skipping.
The first place in the love scoop rock and roll ranking is...
Retake the scoop and disguise as a refreshing couple.
Take a picture of each other and retake it.
If you retake it, I'll give you the article.
What?
There's such a deal?
There's such a deal.
Are you in charge of it?
I didn't know there was such a person in charge of it.
Also, it's obvious that she's a famous entertainer.
She's chasing me from behind.
I don't think there's such a person in charge of it.
I see!
What you're talking about is almost 24.
If you say it like that.
Edo's betrayal reveals the first surprising scoop!
Scoop retrieved! Fresh couple disguised!
What do you mean?
This is...
When I was about 20 years old, I was still studying in Shibuya.
You were a super idol!
My girlfriend and I were taking pictures with a photographer.
Yes.
That's what happened.
After we went out for a drink at night, my apartment was taken.
I see.
But it didn't come out very well.
Yes.
It was too dark.
They asked me to retake it with a two-shot.
Retake?
What?
With a retake?
But I didn't know if we were going to retake it together.
When I heard the article, I thought it would be a bad article for an outgoing wife or a pretty bad article for an idol.
Oh, I see.
I thought we were going to retake it.
But if you retake it, we'll soften the article a little.
What?
Such a bargain?
There is such a bargain.
I'm in charge of attacking.
What? Sasaki-san?
Sasara!
What? Sasaki-san?
The person in charge at the time?
The reporter at the time.
It's true that it's an East Asia promotion.
It's very dark and hard to take pictures of.
I do take pictures of it, but it's hard to see.
Was it a picture that you didn't know if it was your mother or not?
No, I know what I know, but it's a little blurry.
You want to take it more vividly.
It's a story from 26 years ago, isn't it?
If that happens, will you and your girlfriend not get along?
No, no. I'm married now and I'm my wife now.
If that happens, will you and your girlfriend not get along?
There's something like that.
Is it a retake?
It's a story about taking a retake.
Take two.
Is that so? Even if you tell me, I'll retake it at all.
What are you declaring?
The only thing you have to be careful of is...
When you and your girlfriend took a picture,
your girlfriend's expression is very ugly.
If you say, "Is this okay?"
If you say, "Is this okay?" I'm curious, so I'm wondering if you can retake it.
But there are times when you can't take it from the beginning.
If you can't take it, you'll blame me on purpose.
I see.
Mr. Sasaki, is there such a thing?
Yes, there is.
There is?!
Sometimes, even if you retake it under these circumstances...
A certain person took it with someone who wasn't their real name.
So, I'm asking you to retake it again with someone who isn't your real name.
Such a negotiation?!
Seriously?!
There are people who ask for it.
Yes. I was just looking at it.
Yes.
It's very clear in color.
I was like, "What kind of manga is this?!"
It's beautiful!
It's beautiful and clear.
I thought it was too clear, so I asked my girlfriend.
Yes.
She said, "Actually, I retook it."
What?!
I asked her why.
At the time, my girlfriend couldn't show her face.
She was always wearing sunglasses and a hat.
I see.
The picture she took at the time was of her bare face.
She said, "It's not good, so let me retake it."
So, I took it.
What?!
I'd like to ask you about AKB.
For example, you mentioned it before.
Have you ever felt like you were being targeted by a photographer?
Sometimes during a party, but not in private.
You don't feel it?
But AKB members are mostly single.
There are many single people, right?
There aren't many single people!
But you shouldn't let your guard down.
If you think that a photographer or a man is sticking together,
it's not like that.
They look like a couple.
And they're not alone!
What?!
They're a couple!
A couple!
They're talking to each other.
If a car stops in front of you, and you think it's suspicious,
you kiss it.
You kiss it?
You kiss it!
A couple sticking together.
You can't tell at all, can you?
It's a suspicious car!
And I got really close.
And I thought, "This car is suspicious," and I got close.
And it was me who took the picture.
Cars...
There are many small cars, right?
But on the other hand...
There are foreign cars, too.
On the other hand, there are cars that you wouldn't chase with a car like this.
And there are two-story cars, too.
For example, a flower shop car.
Aren't you going to say anything?
The remote-controlled camera...
What?! There's no one there?!
No, it's fine.
Basically, it's fixed at the entrance of the apartment.
I see! You keep it wide open...
Do you just keep it wide open?
You mean you don't do it from far away?
You just keep it wide open!
Are you making a video right now?
It's a video!
The theme of the next ranking is...
Entertainer Sugowaza Ranking!
If we know what entertainers like to say, we can deal with them.
The third place goes to...
Sniper-like killing technique "Flash Special"
Mr. Aoki, what is "killing technique"?
I'm a photographer.
I take a lot of scuba diving photos.
In order to take scuba diving photos...
You need a lot of patience and a great camera man's technique.
Mr. Camera Man!
You're always at the same place!
That's right.
I'm smiling like this now, but...
I used to be a demon-like desk.
When I was doing high speed...
If you're not good at it, you'll be doing it for about 20 hours by yourself.
Make sure you don't drink water or go to the bathroom.
Don't eat food, either.
If you're sleepy, use a ballpoint pen and poke your eyes.
You can't move at all.
I thought it was impossible.
Mr. Aoki, you haven't changed much.
If you can't do it, you can't do it.
That's how I was killed.
Mr. Aoki, you look like a Buddha now.
I used to be a demon-like desk.
Today, a member of AKB was killed in a special way.
After that, Mr. Camera Man was killed in a special way.
AKB's embarrassing private talk.
How to shoot a shocking scene so that the target doesn't know about it.
And Prince Ayobe was killed in a special way, too!
Today, a member of AKB was killed in a special way...
A member of AKB was killed in a special way!
Look at this!
This time, under the full cooperation of Flash- san,
at the end of "Otenki Onee-san",
a professional cameraman is killing a part of Kashiwagi's private life.
Huh? There's also an AKB behind you!
You're directing meat again!
Don't you know, Kashiwagi?
But...if my song is fun, it's probably after "Otenki"...
That's what you said, "Otenki"...
No, I didn't say that!
I didn't say that at all!
She's panicking!
Panic!
The work is done, and the cameraman and reporter are chasing it.
So that no one can find out about Kashiwagi.
So you can take it easy, right?
That's right.
Is this person here?
Oh!
Wow!
You made a person into a wall and took it from here?
Wow!
This is scary!
You don't notice it at first glance, do you?
Not at all!
There's more!
Next up is this!
Wow!
It's like you're staring at a stick!
This is...
From the 4th or 5th floor of the building,
you can use a wide-angle lens and walk up to this place.
This is what we actually filmed.
Wow!
It's really heavy!
You filmed it like this?
This has a 600mm lens and a teleconverter,
so it's about 840 or 850mm.
What's a teleconverter?
It's a device that raises the magnification.
It raises the magnification!
Even if it's just a huge magnification,
if you use a teleconverter...
Yes, and with this length,
you can clearly see the faces of the players on the bench in front of you.
Wow!
Some lenses have a magnification of about 10 million.
10 million!
This is not 10 million,
but some lenses have a magnification of about 10 million.
Look at this!
Ah, this is a little scary!
Wow!
This is scary!
Ah, I'm not suited for this!
It's easier for me to be filmed!
That's weird!
That's a weird idea!
I've been being targeted for a while now,
and after that, I ate takoyaki by myself and went home.
You're being filmed!
You're being filmed up to here!
There's still more photos!
Please be careful!
Here's one more photo!
Huh?
Huh?!
Hold up! Hold up!
K-koji Kitagawa's costume and "deere deere"
This is a scoop photo taken with Rush's full cooperation.
Huh?! But this is...
Huh?! It's an interview for "Moonlight Big Bang" magazine!
Of course, this is Ayabe's agency. Well, we do understand Yoshimoto.
No, it's not like that. Actually, there was another male reporter and the three of them were doing it.
There was a male reporter and a female reporter, and "Moonlight Big Bang" became a sensation.
Moonlight Big Bang
Yes! "Moonlight Big Bang" came out!
In short, Ayabe was called out for a fake interview and the first thing he did was shoot like this.
But if this man disappears and you look at it from the flag, it looks like you're in love.
I've been talking about comedy for a long time, but...
I didn't know you could get caught up in a trap like this.
But in fact, at this time, Ayabe is wearing a pretty open-chested dress of this woman on the left.
I looked into it a lot.
I've never seen anything like this in an interview.
Huh?!
I've never seen anything like this.
I won't look!
I definitely won't look!
I definitely won't look during the interview!
Seriously, I won't look at "Moonlight Big Bang".
Huh?!
You can do it like this if you want to make it into an article, right?
Huh? But is it actually there?
There's no such thing as scooping up and heating it up, right?
Of course not.
There's no such thing, right?
Now, I'd like to continue.
Entertainment Reporter Sugowaza Ranking 2nd!
Aiming at event time.
Huh?!
Sasaki-san, this is, you know, celebrities and entertainers,
they first check each of their birthdays.
If you have someone for your birthday, you'll definitely meet them.
I see!
If you have someone, you'll meet them.
If you have Christmas, you'll have White Day, and so on.
And for me, on White Day,
when I was wondering if there was anyone,
I got some information,
and Mr. Yamamoto,
at a shop called "C" in Iikura,
he said, "OUT!"
At that time, well, he's divorced now, but he said "OUT!"
And at that time, I took a seat in the back,
and as I was listening to what he said, he handed me his ring.
And that's how we got married.
What?!
Wow!
Wow, you're standing in an amazing place!
But you can't turn around and interview, can you?
No, you have to keep asking around here.
You're always like this.
That's true.
I was taken away with Mr. Imada on Christmas Eve.
What?!
Mr. Imada and I were taken away on Christmas Eve,
and we went for a walk in the middle of the night.
But even that,
if you were wondering what Mr. Imada would do for Christmas,
and you followed him,
you'd be with Mr. Yamamoto, right?
In the first place,
where and how do you get hidden information?
The taxi driver's mouth is big.
I see!
The taxi driver's mouth is unexpectedly big.
Yes, he does say things like,
Someone gave me this.
Someone dropped me off.
He says things like that a lot.
The taxi I'm in will definitely have Mr. Ryuhei's name on it.
Mr. Kurosawa put me in it.
On the other hand,
for comedians who fight in rural areas,
there are traps like this.
But you can't be at ease just because you're in Nagoya, can you?
That's what I really want to ask you.
On the other hand, if you let your guard down and say you're in Nagoya or Osaka,
you can easily get caught.
It's easier for you to get caught in your own house in Nagoya or Osaka than in Tokyo.
Couldn't you at least say you're in Sakashi?
If you say you're in Sakashi, you'll get caught!
Is the driver in Kansai better than the driver in Tokyo?
The driver in Sakashi is better.
Overwhelmingly, the number of comedians who go to rural areas is small.
If it's small, they stand out.
Does anyone have a question?
How far back do you have your license plate on?
If you're in a team and you're driving a car or a motorcycle or something big,
and you use a radio and talk to each other,
and you say, "Where did you go?" and you say you turned at an intersection,
you don't think you have your license plate on because the car behind you is changing.
I see!
Even if you think that car is suspicious, you don't know if it changes to the next car, do you?
I see!
Doesn't anyone have that radio?
But there's a way of wrapping it.
A suspicious car's way of wrapping it?
Yes. It's attached, right?
Yes.
Then you cross the intersection.
And since it's attached here too, it goes into the intersection.
It's dangerous.
It crosses the intersection and doesn't move.
Then you have no choice but to come back.
And you go somewhere while the train is passing.
Wow!
But there's a possibility of it being the third person, right?
It's a simple method.
The manager and two cars split up.
Okay.
And you two go up the highway separately.
Okay.
And you go first.
Okay.
And then the manager goes first and pays the most.
Okay.
And you run away while you're getting the change.
Wow!
But if you're going to tell me that, it means you have the technology to do it, right?
That's right.
It's a 20-something story.
Yes, yes.
But what do people in "sports newspaper" do?
Tell me about "Tospaw".
I can't speak "Tospaw".
What?!
If you can't speak it, what do you want to do?
It's about this time.
For example, when it was hot, you got caught, right?
Yes.
Is there a meeting?
I'd like to ask Flash's Aoki about that.
I'd like to ask Aoki about that.
What do you usually do on your anniversaries?
Do you know what you're doing?
Do you know what you're shooting for?
Do you know what you're doing in Japan?
What?!
We're posting it on Twitter.
Oh, you're posting it!
We're posting it.
Do you often post it on Twitter?
Yes, we do.
Remember you posted a picture of the Tokyo Tower?
Oh, I posted it.
You posted it, right?
I was wondering what angle it was.
I looked it up in the surrounding buildings.
It's weird. It's like a tiger.
It smelled like a hospital.
Oh, that's amazing!
Wow, you raised your hand!
Wow, that's amazing!
Wow, you raised your hand!
Wow, that's amazing!
Actually, I'm a hairdresser.
But I often see too many celebrities.
I really find them.
I always listen to them while they cut my hair.
I call Inoue-san right away.
Your girlfriend is also a hairdresser and she talks a lot.
What do you mean?
She used to be bare-faced, right?
The one you recently cut?
Yes.
And she talks like she's worried about it at some beauty salon.
Can you two talk for a second?
I want to know more about that person.
Please continue with the show.
Wow, you raised your hand!
Are you going to be the host today?
I'm sweating a lot.
Basically, if a man and a woman are dating,
it's bound to happen within a week or ten days.
That's common.
That means you're aiming for that person, right?
Yes.
How about you, Irie-san?
You've met a lot of people, right?
Yes.
I usually go to a lot of places.
I'm sure you all know this,
but there's a bar where about five celebrities meet up in Nishiazamu.
I often ask for information there and see what's going on.
What's amazing about you, Irie-san, is that when you find a good-looking guy on the train,
you go and pick him up.
Why?
And you take him to a go-con.
And you make the girl happy.
You talk about a lot of things and make her happy.
That's right.
That's amazing.
When you find a good-looking guy, you just want to talk to him.
Are you going to go into a go-con first?
No, but I'm aiming for that person.
I'll call you back later.
If a man and a woman are dating, it's bound to happen within a week or ten days.
That's dangerous.
And now for Sumo Wrestling Ranking No. 1...
How to enjoy society 100 times more.
Kozo-san.
There's something like a passionate report, right?
Yes.
At any given time, the mass media will request comments from their offices.
And there are only a few patterns of comments.
Yes.
I'll leave the private part to you.
That happens a lot.
And you should think of it like your office is okay with it.
Also, "I'm just a friend of yours."
The office knows about it, but there's nothing concrete about it yet.
I see.
Also, "The person in charge isn't here."
It's impossible for the person in charge not to get caught now.
That's true.
They're dating, but the office is against it.
They don't want it to come out like this.
Also, "There's nothing concrete about it."
Normally, you should think of it like they're not concrete about it.
But depending on the pattern, it's completely different.
For example, in 2011's "Love,"
when Uetawa-chan and Hirosawa-san were dating,
Uetawa-chan's office said, "I'll leave the private part to you."
To herself.
Yes.
Even though Uetawa-chan didn't say anything like that in her past love,
we were like, "Ah, I see. They're dating."
That's how we interpreted it.
On the other hand, what is the secret to a perfect affair for a celebrity?
In the past, there was only one person who could have an affair.
The host or a big shot.
But one day, a big shot host, Mr. M, made an affair into a comedy.
At that time, the Japanese affairs changed in Osaka.
A lot of out-and-out stories started to become okay.
Times changed.
Famous affair meetings.
They're famous.
Famous.
There are people who have cried in the past.
Those who have cried have never appeared on TV again.
Those who have laughed and had fun are doing their best.
I see.
Even if it's the same affair.
So!
A multi-technique for Gedo reporter to pull out a scoop comment!
There's something I want to say, but when I can't say it,
I dare to say "congratulations" to my parents or my family.
Wow!
I did it for Kanda Uno-chan, too.
On that day, there was a rumor that Uno-chan had an affair.
But I couldn't say it, and I didn't know where it was.
So I went to my partner's house.
I rang the doorbell, and a woman came out.
She said, "I'm from Kasei Prefecture."
So I said, "Is that so? Congratulations and thank you for having an affair."
Wow! She said "thank you" and she said "thank you"
I see.
Wow! But you're good at asking questions!
When you don't know if you're dating or not, you don't ask "are you happy?"
If you say "I'm happy," you can only say "yes" and get an answer.
I see!
It's even different in terms of words.
Yes, it's different in terms of words.
For example, when you ask an idol who looks like an AKB member, "Do you have a boyfriend?"
You can already get an answer.
But if you say "no," you can't get an answer for a moment.
What is the magic word that makes idols fall in love?
Also, hot guys and Atsushi will have an emergency press conference!
On my birthday, I went to Hamamatsu with my girlfriend.
What is multi-technique to find out if an idol has a boyfriend or not?
When you ask an idol if she has a boyfriend, you already know the answer.
But if you say "she doesn't have a boyfriend", you will be surprised for a moment.
You will say "she has a boyfriend" for a moment, right?
What are you saying? "She has a boyfriend"
Wow!
It's true that if she has a boyfriend, you will be surprised for a moment.
Even if you ask her "does she have a boyfriend?", you won't say "she doesn't have a boyfriend".
Because it comes out naturally.
So you have to be calm all the time.
Yes, and you can't say "she has a boyfriend" because it's forbidden.
In order to see the technique of a great entertainer reporter, they have an emergency press conference in the studio.
The target is this man.
Why is it only me?
Atsui-san, what is it?
It's like an all-star of an entertainer reporter.
It's really special.
Nozawa-san is here, too.
It's a masquerade of a mature woman.
I like it, too.
Are you really a mature woman?
Recently you went to Osaka to meet a young girl, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
No, I didn't.
You like young girls, don't you?
I like young girls, but I'm not mature.
You like young girls, don't you?
To be honest, I've liked you since the beginning.
I've been watching you all the time today.
I'm telling you back! I'm telling you back! I've been watching you all the time!
But where is your real strike range?
My real strike range is...
54.
Can't you do 77?
What's wrong with you?!
Look, everyone, even if I aim for something small like this, people won't find it funny.
I have to aim for something big.
Look, everyone, even if I aim for something small like this, people won't find it funny.
I have to aim for something big.
On your birthday, you went to Hamamatsu with her, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I heard you gave her a limited Serene bag, which is only one in Japan.
Did you buy it in Hamamatsu?
No, I didn't.
You have the same birthday, don't you?
Yes, I did.
You went to Hamamatsu with her and went into a loft, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
At that time, you were wearing a hat and dressed up a little.
But didn't you get a call from a store that you were Atsushi?
Yes, I did.
What? Are you a clerk?
That was a date, wasn't it?
Yes, it was my birthday.
I asked her if she wanted to go eat something special.
She said she liked eels.
I asked her if she wanted to go to Shizuoka and eat eels since it was her birthday.
You took her with you, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You took her with you, didn't you?
I just bet on it.
You bet on it!
There's a lot of information!
She posted it on her blog?!
Asuna-san, is it true?!
But she didn't write that she's with me on her blog, did she?!
That's right!
But she didn't write that she's with me on her blog, did she?!
That's amazing!
The questions come in so fast!
It's natural for people to ask questions!
Oh, I was moved by this question, so I'm going to use it here!
It's like that, isn't it?!
It's teamwork, isn't it?!
You guys have been doing this for a long time!
Also, what I was most curious about was
how Nozawa-san was smiling as he took the picture!
Let's move on.
Next up is...
The AKB court and Maru Escape that only I know of!
I'm sure you all know a lot about this!
For those of you who have AKB's songs,
please press the switch in your hand!
Go ahead!
See, it's 31!
It's the 48th, 31st!
That's quite a lot!
I heard this from a cameraman, and I was really happy about it, but...
On Facebook...
I heard a message from Yuki Kashiwagi.
A message?!
Thank you for the other day. I hope we can meet again.
I get that message from all over the place!
It's not like that?!
It's a fake one.
It is!
It's not like that?!
It's not Kashiwagi?!
I sent a message to that fake one by mistake.
Okay, okay.
Then my Twitter is...
No thanks!
Dailey's Nohata-san!
Not for scooping and all, but for a.k.a., people who do big articles...
there are a lot of people who can be easily picked up.
And that's Oshima-san.
When a figure is made...
Oh, the one for the head and body.
At that time, you can squeeze your own boobs and say, "My boobs are softer," or "Please cut my boobs instead of yours."
It's a comment ability.
That makes me happy.
Today's Maki-san.
Contrary to what you just said, I'm looking forward to it.
Sashihara-san is usually funny, so I think you'll say funny things at meetings and so on, but you're surprisingly serious about this.
I haven't shown my serious side yet.
At meetings?
I'm not good at meetings.
Why do you have to show your serious side?
I'm sure Sashihara-san will say funny things, so I've prepared some space for you, but your comments aren't funny, so I want to hear them.
He said my comments aren't funny!
But what about Maeda-san?
Maeda-san won't answer me.
Maeda is shy.
She is shy.
She is a shy girl.
Please help her.
Tomori Mika.
Yukirin-san and Minagawa-san are in love.
In love?
They were kissing.
Where?
In the dressing room.
I didn't do it!
Tomori Mika is actually Morishi.
You are Morishi?!
My sister says "I am Tomori Jun-san."
I like cows.
That's the worst lie!
Anything else?
A.K.A.B. has its own units.
There is a unit called "French Kiss".
Kashiwagi-kun and...
Takahashi-kun and...
We are not very close.
That's how it is!
I often see Takajo Aki-chan and Kuromochi Asuka- chan together,
but only Kashiwagi Aki-chan is...
A little away.
They don't get along.
They have the same schedule.
They have a good schedule, so they go out for a meal together.
They don't like B-coin or moon viewing.
No, no.
You don't talk much, but you dare say that.
Komori, Komori, what's up with you?
Are you close or not?
We're not close.
If she says it, it means you're close.
What?
Next...
The strongest onee-gun team is here!
The surprising onee's latest growth story!
Former Takashima and Shirin designer onee
has taken AKB's fashion sense to another level!
The belt's position is bad, the sweater's style is bad, and the belt's thickness is bad.
What's wrong with you?!
And yet...
I'm the most confident onee in Japan.
What's with you?!
She looks like Yabane-san.
Yabane-san?!
Yabane of the underage?!
This eye-line is a little...
I thought you weren't going to say it, but are you wearing makeup?
It's perfect.
AKB's big pitch!
Finally, the onee-gun team is here!
In the second half of the last game, they were popular again.
Onee-48 vs. AKB48!
The chairman's here again.
It's a scary time, isn't it?
I think the AKB members are a little more scared than the chairman.
Last time, there were many victims.
I'm scared.
Don't be scared!
She's wearing a really colorful dress.
It's the same color as when the teacher checks your homework.
It's the same color as when you draw a circle.
The one in the back...
Babine!
Babine, you were in the show, right?
Babine...
How many kinds of clothes do you have?
A lot.
She has a lot of clothes.
The one next to Babine is...
Nikuno Koji Nikuyo, right?
She's a legendary woman.
She said, "There's an interesting person called Nikuno Koji Nikuyo in the entertainment world."
But she doesn't show up on TV.
But this time...
Nikuyo, you're wearing makeup and sunglasses. What's going on?
They're not sunglasses.
They're not sunglasses?
They're sunglasses.
Where are your eyes?
Wow!
Where are your eyes?
It's like your makeup is being removed.
We've been doing that for a long time.
Mary is amazing, too.
Mary...
She's like a delicious country mom.
But there are a lot of beautiful people coming this time.
Sayuri...
You're beautiful.
The chairman suddenly noticed you, Sayuri.
Do you like me?
You can give me your number later.
No, it's okay.
Chairman...
Chairman, you're not interested in me, are you?
No, I'm not.
And for the first time...
Takeji Yajima.
He's a fashion designer and a former chief designer of Takashimaya.
He's a big fan of you.
He's standing in front of Kuidouraku in Osaka.
He's not a doll of Kuidouraku.
Kuidouraku.
Is he a different person?
He's a great person.
He's a great person!
Can I say that you're a great person?
As a comedian.
I'm fine with it.
He's a great person.
And Hamunaptora.
Thank you.
See you again.
Why did you say that?
You like going around, don't you?
You're a pervert.
You have a lot of children, don't you?
It seems like it.
The one next to Hamunaptora is not a fashionable thief, is he?
It's like that.
"Versus Obey"!
What is the first ranking theme?
"I've become beautiful with this"!
It's a secret latest plastic surgery ranking!
Do you remember that there was a lot of plastic surgery stories last time?
You're using a lot of money, aren't you?
A lot of money.
Do you remember how much Jojo-san and Miyamoto Jojo-san spent?
Please stand up.
Isn't he showing his boobs?
He's naked!
Jojo-san!
Are you okay, Jojo-san?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Jojo-san?
Jojo-san, can you show me your butt?
Jojo-san...
I'm wearing underwear today, Jojo-san.
Underwear? Is this underwear?
Your plastic surgery cost 30 million yen and your butt is amazing, right?
How much did you spend on your butt?
8 million yen.
Your butt is really beautiful.
I really want to touch it.
Can I touch it?
Yes, you can.
Go and touch it!
Wow!
Is there a way to touch it?
Wow!
Is there a way to touch it?
It feels good, doesn't it?
How do you like it? Does it feel good?
How do you like it?
It feels good! It's really soft!
Does anyone want to touch your butt?
You can touch Jojo-san's butt now!
Wow!
Look!
I don't know, but it's really funny!
It's really funny!
You don't have nipples, do you?
Don't look at my nipples!
An active idol shouldn't look at their nipples!
But you're beautiful, aren't you, Ms. Jojo?
She's very elastic. She's soft, but she's elastic.
She has a woman's body more than a woman's.
She has a very nice butt.
Once again, we asked the ladies about their most sensitive experience of becoming beautiful.
We received surprising answers.
I'm beautiful now!
This is the third place in our top 10 most sensitive experiences!
Small face with back calf fat.
What does "back calf fat" mean?
What is "back calf fat" Yoshii-san?
What is "back calf fat" that Yoshii-san, who usually uses dieting, did?
What is "back calf fat"?
"Back calf fat" is in your cheeks.
It's a lump of fat.
Oh, it's fat.
As you get older, the muscle that holds it starts to loosen and fall off, and you end up looking like a bulldog.
So if you get rid of it early, it won't fall off.
This is something that actresses do for the first time, right?
"Back calf fat"?
"Small face with back calf fat"?
It seems like an AKB single song title, doesn't it?
"Small face with back calf fat".
Does "back calf fat" hurt?
No, but you do it from the inside of your mouth, so you can't see your knees.
Can you eat rice?
I can eat rice for about a week.
Do you go to the hospital for that?
I don't go to the hospital. I go home.
Do you eat at home?
I put bandages around my face like a mummy and took the train home.
There is a picture of a general public before and after of how it actually changes.
Here it is!
Does it feel that refreshing?
It's about the size of an egg yolk, and as it falls off, it becomes a legal requirement.
That's right.
You should actually do it early.
If you don't do it early, you'll get wrinkles.
Yes, you should do it before you turn 35.
You have to do it before it falls off.
How much do you think "back calf fat" is?
500,000 yen.
800,000 yen.
It's not an injection, is it? You put a scalpel in it, right?
That's right. I cut the back of my mouth with a scalpel and did it with a needle.
360,000 yen.
That's a good price.
800,000 yen.
I expect it to be 800,000 yen.
How much is it actually?
It's actually reasonably priced at 300,000 yen.
Can you do back curl fat loss with 300,000 yen?
You can do it. It's not surprising.
If you really want to do back curl fat loss, it will increase from tomorrow.
I want to do back curl fat loss, too.
What do you want to say about back curl fat loss?
Back curl fat loss is a very good term. It's a fresh word I learned today.
But there are people who want to put fat here.
Because you want to look like a woman.
Because you want to make it swollen.
There are people who want to put fat here and there are people who want to put it here.
You can't put it in. You put silicon in your cheek and make it look like this.
I see.
You can make it swollen and you can make it look like this.
I have become beautiful with this.
The secret of the latest plastic surgery is...
She appeared with a tear bag and an erotic cover face.
What is it? Is it Jojo special today?
When it comes to plastic surgery, Jojo appears first.
I'm sorry.
What is this? A tear bag?
Yes, it's here.
I put a needle in my face and make it swollen to make it look like a woman.
I have a hair salon in Japan.
But it's been a month and it's gone again.
It disappears quickly.
So I told my teacher to put silicon in it.
It's not allowed in Japan, is it?
It's not allowed in Japan.
Because if silicon hardens, it's a problem.
There are a lot of blood vessels here.
If you make one mistake...
Do you put a tear bag in such a dangerous place?
Yes.
But if you put it in a little, you'll be kind.
Do you want to be kind, Jojo?
Yes.
With such an aggressive look...
Do you want to be kind?
Yes, somehow.
Let's see how Jojo has changed.
Jojo!
Even in his early days, he was a B-Boy after all.
Even if you say this is a B-Boy after, Jano will say it.
This won't happen with just a tear bag, everyone.
After you've taken control of various places...
By the way, what do you do with your passports?
Let's look at that picture again.
In Thailand and Korea, everyone is used to New Orleans.
That's fine.
But in Hawaii, it's a little...
It's strict.
It's strict in Hawaii.
The moment I entered the room, they thought my passport was fake.
They took me to the bathroom.
To this big person.
And they told me to show them that I'm a man.
Take off my clothes?
Take off my clothes.
Check?
Because you're a man, right?
Because I'm a man, I said it in a low voice.
I'm a man!
I said it, but they didn't like it.
I had to go to Japan for about an hour.
It took me an hour to enter Japan.
Was it bad in New Orleans?
It was bad at all.
Let's continue.
The first secret latest plastic surgery ranking is...
For beautiful customers...
What is a scary plastic surgery that makes you stand still without wearing a mask?
I don't know.
This is it?
Is this all you need?
Even without plastic surgery, she is so beautiful.
Studio is full of heroine plastic surgery ladies.
You didn't even touch your body.
My body?
The pursuit of beauty without evil.
The first latest plastic surgery we did is...
For beautiful customers...
Muscle destruction.
Denison.
She is so beautiful!
What do you mean by "muscle-lover"?
I used to do a manly job in the past.
My legs were thicker than anyone else's.
Then a needle came out of here and killed my nerves.
By processing some of the muscles of the muscles of the master class,
that part of the muscle is removed and the legs become thinner.
This is after.
Is that after?
This is after.
I don't know if it's small or not.
This is?
Is this all you can do?
Yes.
Just one place?
Just one or two places.
Oh, you're right.
You're like a foreigner.
Can you walk?
Yes.
At first, it hurts a lot when I lay down.
But it's very easy when I wear heels.
How long does it last?
Normally, it lasts for two or three weeks.
Is it okay to kill your nerves?
Even though you walk!
I also work in a fire department, so I thought it wouldn't work.
Do you do it while thinking it wouldn't work?
I really wanted to be rich.
This is after.
It's a different person, but this is what happens when you destroy your muscles.
It's expensive, isn't it?
Sashiko, how much do you think it is?
This is expensive. I think it's about 3 million yen.
But there aren't many people who do it.
It's cheap, isn't it?
If it's cheap, a lot of people do it.
No, it's not cheap.
It's about 600,000 yen.
142,000 yen.
Why do you say 142,000 yen?
142,000 yen.
Beni-san, how much does it cost to destroy your muscles?
320,000 yen.
But it ends in about 10 minutes, so I do it weekly.
That's fast!
During work.
During work?
Yes.
But dancing becomes weird for about a week.
But if everyone does it, it's okay, right?
I don't like it when everyone is having fun.
But what surprised me at the hospital was...
There was an AKB member who had a pair of blades.
I was told to put blades on me.
What?
On you?
On the contrary?
Is there an AKB member who has a pair of blades on him?
Yes, there is.
He adores you, doesn't he?
He adores me and puts blades on me.
Is he a man?
Yes, he is.
Do you think I'm a man?
Yes, you are.
Why don't you sell them as goods?
Let's sell blades of the same shape!
I'm sure they'll sell.
Let's have half of it.
Give me half of it.
I'll have half of it.
And not only you, but also the person who had this part plasticized...
Shaina-san.
What about Kitta-ken, who had this part plasticized?
My boyfriend always praises me for my beauty.
But one day, he said to me, "You're beautiful, but your hands are too tight."
At that time...
That's right.
The next day, I went to the teacher and asked him to do it right away.
Did you do it right away?
Yes, I did.
Please arrange it a little.
How do you do it?
The easiest way is... Can you all do it like this?
Intersection?
Something comes out of there, doesn't it?
The tendon, right?
But I don't have it.
Oh, a defect?
No!
Oh, you're right!
It's beautiful.
It's bulging.
This tendon...
That's right.
This doesn't come out.
This is usually bulging, isn't it?
It's bulging.
Oh, that's amazing!
Wow, it's amazing in the picture!
That's right!
What did you do?
What's this?
This is silicone.
Silicone is amazing!
But didn't your boyfriend like it?
It's not like that anymore.
I met him the next night and called him home.
I tried my best to appeal to him like this.
But he didn't notice me at all.
He didn't notice you?
I shook his hand and said, "I did it."
You didn't have to do it like that.
How much is it?
One is 100,000 yen.
It's expensive.
Does it hurt?
It doesn't hurt.
It doesn't hurt?
I don't like pain.
I don't know what pain is.
If Saina says it's painful, it must be strong.
She puts silicon in it for men, so I think it's a big problem.
My legs are big.
But if you measure it with a ruler, it's only 24 centimeters long.
It's wide and vertical, so it only fits 25.5 centimeters.
So I wonder if there are people who have plastic surgery on their legs.
I see. You have to fit it in a big place.
Can you give me some advice on that?
In the past, if you took off your little finger nails and wore heels, you would get smaller and smaller.
I see.
I found a way to deal with it.
Please grow little finger nails.
But you have no choice but to do so, right?
Anything else?
I have one more.
You have one more?
I'm sure you've changed somewhere the last time we met.
I'm worried that there's a gap here and there.
A gap?
It's quite long here.
It's not that long.
It's just a taste, isn't it okay?
No, no.
Do you want it to be tight?
It looks like a horse, and I don't like it.
Isn't it too long of a hairstyle?
What should we do?
Mr. Miyajima.
If you do it like this, it will look a little wider and rounder, won't it?
Sideways?
Hair, hair.
Put out your ears.
But I like that kind of hairstyle.
It looks like Ms. Yamane, doesn't it?
Ms. Yamane?
It's a little soft.
There may be similarities.
Now, we have heard about various moldings.
Some of them are beautiful without molding.
Some of them are 0 yen molding beauties.
No. 24 Mifune-san.
Mifune-san, please stand up.
0 yen.
She is very cute.
She looks a little normal.
Her boobs are molded, but nothing else.
Her face...
Her face is similar?
To whom?
She really does look like her.
She really does!
She does!
Wow!
It's like a hamburger!
She does look like her!
She really does look like her!
She really does!
Wow!
Like brothers!
But it's complicated for you, right?
Yes!
Right?
But I think you're really cute!
No, that's not it!
That means you've realized you're cute!
You have a strong heart!
There you are!
There's one more!
Number 18, Leo!
Wow!
You're amazing!
Wow!
What's with those legs?
They're beautiful!
Wow!
You're so stylish!
Wow!
Can we turn around for a second?
Wow!
You're not moving?
I'm not moving my body either.
Your body?!
Your chest?
My chest only has my thorax.
Does your thorax have that big of a hole?
It has a hole and pads in it.
But you don't have braces in it?
No, I don't.
Wow!
I'm sure you're curious about their bare faces.
They're wearing makeup right now.
We're revealing their bare faces!
We're going to show you our bare faces!
Now, let's watch their makeup!
(Bare faces reveal)
Wow!
Will Dr. Spin appear?!
This is me, Spin.
From now on, I will show you my setting.
Let's reverse the appearance of the makeup!
This is Masayoshi Masami.
He doesn't have any make up on.
He looks like a popular guy.
His make up must be fun.
I want to see the reverse of Nikuyo's make up.
Nikuchan and Nikuyo have zero yen.
Zero yen?!
Why don't you choose, staff?!
We, Nikuyo, also have zero yen!
Now, for AKB, this is the time of fear!
AKB's Monoboss Ranking!
Today, we have a group of girls with various expertise.
We would like to announce what we want to say to AKB.
AKB's Monoboss Ranking No. 3 is...
I'm worried about her hairstyle.
Last time, Takahashi said it, right?
Yes, it's me, so I'll use it as a reference.
After you said it, your hair started to swing from the middle to the left and right.
It's like an antenna with bad sensitivity.
It's not like that!
It's not like that?!
It's not like that! You should have just let it down.
That's right!
No one will copy you!
Is it bad?
It's a new song of NOSLIP and it's really cute.
Also, her scalp is really bad.
You shouldn't say that about her scalp!
Really!
Why do you say that about her scalp?!
It's not her scalp that's bad, it's her scalp that's bad, that's why everyone's telling me to shave it off!
It's been like this for 6 years, so I feel bad for her!
It's not like you're not wearing makeup or anything like that!
It's not makeup! It's not makeup!
And the target this time is...
Yes, this time it's Yukirin!
What's that?!
How's your hairstyle?
My hair is surprisingly thin, so my presence and my face...
Your presence is thin?!
Surprisingly...
Your presence is thin?!
Eh, why?!
It's modest, but since I'm from the countryside and haven't been out much, I'm a little more...
Worried?
Yes, my eyes are open.
What do you want to do with your hair, Ogney?
It's not straight anymore, it's a little more...
If you think it's straight, you can make it a little longer.
You can layer in some hair too.
I think it could have a little more impact.
I don't really go to the hair salon.
Why?!
Sometimes my hair stylist cuts it for me, but I haven't been there for about 3 months.
You haven't been there for 3 months?!
Even if you go to the hair salon, they'll cut it for you and it'll look fashionable, right?
Why?!
Because it's annoying.
Annoying?!
This is terrible!
It's not an adventure.
But you know, Aki-chan and Tomo-chan, when there's an earthquake, you change your hairstyle more and more.
And Aki-chan, you've changed your hair so much, right?
It's a mass of earthquakes.
What?!
It's a mass of earthquakes?!
Maeda, look at Mitsui's eyes!
I'm the most confident in Japan right now.
Even though you're nice to us, I'm scared when you turn on the TV.
This is what being a professional is like.
I'm scared.
You know, you're the most popular now, right?
If you keep wearing the fashion you wore when you were the most popular,
you'll end up with people in their 40s and 50s who bought new clothes.
If you don't incorporate new things with the times,
your whole AKB will get old.
That's right.
It shouldn't be like that.
Also, instead of going to get a haircut,
going to the hair salon and spending time there to become beautiful
will make you feel better.
I see.
That's amazing.
It's only been 5 years and you've finally become decent.
But you start getting your nails done at 4 in the morning.
That means you're trying hard.
Ai-chan, you don't sleep, do you?
Don't sleep.
Looking at you from a different angle, what about this girl's hair style?
Let me see...
Mariko-chan got her hair cut so quickly.
I thought she had confidence in her hair.
On the contrary, long hair doesn't suit me.
Since I have a manly personality,
curly hair doesn't suit me, so I cut it off.
Then next time you should look like Hamnaptra-san.
You're so confident.
Am I too confident?
I'm sorry.
I've kept it for a long time, but you can't say what people's hair styles are like.
It's like a horn.
It must have been hard for you to find a hairdresser, right?
Are you calm today?
If two or three of you have the same hair style,
do you feel uncomfortable?
It used to be like that.
At that time, there were people who wore it and cried.
When we formed a combination, we also wore a hairstyle and cried.
That's why you started talking.
You have a smelly hairstyle, and the audience in the theater is in a bad mood.
It's really smelly.
I was conscious of Mr. Kaira Kimura.
Apologize to Mr. Kimura.
A.K.A.B.'s "monoboss" ranking second place is...
It's dangerous to have a fashion sense.
Yajima, who is a senior designer at Takashima, is not good at A.K.A.B.'s fashion sense.
I'm not a troubian at all.
What's more...
Actually...
I like you, but I think you're overdoing it.
You're right.
And the third one is...
When you say it like that, it's amazing.
A.K.A.B.'s "monoboss" attack has begun!
A.K.A.B.'s "monoboss" second place is...
fashion sense is dangerous
According to Mr. Yajima, the former chief designer of Takashimaya,
there are some people whose fashion is dangerous.
This time, we asked him to look at A.K.A.B.'s clothes in advance and give us instructions.
Now, if you look closely at Mr. Yajima's clothes, you can even tell his personality.
Let's take a look.
The first "dangerous" person is here.
"Countryside man who wants to be urbanist" Sashihara.
This is not "treville" at all.
It's not "treville".
What's wrong with it?
From Chiba or Saitama in Tokyo suburbs,
I'm thinking of going to Harajuku with my friends this weekend.
But if I wear blue or red or something flashy,
I might look like a countryman.
So let's save it a little and make it dark.
It looks like that.
Look, you can see the scenery over there between your feet, right?
Look!
Isn't it good?
I think that's "countryside man".
"Countryside man" can see the scenery over there, right?
I think there is a way.
Look, if you think about it properly and do it well, you can do it.
That's right.
If you can't do it, you have to think about it.
From this fashion, what kind of person is she?
Actually, I like dark colors, but I think I'm overdoing it.
You're right.
I think I'm stretching my back a little.
Countryside man who wants to be urbanist
You're crazy!
And honestly, I've been wearing these clothes the most this winter.
So you can wear it in the rain, but you should take in a little beautiful color.
Next, here.
Wow! 0 points!
Countryside man who needs a strong stylist
"Fashiobe" 0 points!
Countryside man who needs a strong stylist
But this is a good thing!
It's not TV at all!
What's wrong with it?
These are all things that came out of Showa's safe!
Things that came out of Showa's safe!
That's right!
So I'm sure you're buying something new, but this is what happens because you have a bad sense!
Look at this!
This is a skirt that looks like a chicken's egg!
You're an idol!
Don't wear something like an idol's egg!
As a basis of fashion, if you show your neck, wrist, or ankle, it will look very beautiful.
But your neck is hidden by your hair.
Also, when you take a picture, you can turn it like this and show your wrist.
If you show it a little, it will change!
It will change completely!
It's called "showing your tricep".
If you show your tricep, you will look very cute!
Neck, wrist, ankle?
That's right!
If you show this area, it will go all the way to your nipple!
It's better than this!
Don't you need a coat?
No way!
When did you think of saying that?
It's sad, but it can't be helped!
You did it!
That's why girls like you become like this because you don't have strong feelings!
You're a kind girl, really!
Kashiwagi is kind, isn't he?
That's why you need a strong stylist!
First of all, you don't need a normal stylist!
A strong stylist!
If you get used to it little by little, you will become more and more beautiful!
That's right!
Wow, your neck is high!
Do you raise your skirt a lot?
It's a belt!
Oh, it's a belt!
Yes, it's a belt!
The position of the belt is bad, the way you wear your vocal cords is bad, and the thickness of the belt is bad...
There's nothing good about it!
All items are denied, you don't wear them at all, and your hairstyle is denied, too!
The other members also got scores.
Minibish, 40 points, Miyazawa, 50 points, Oshima, 60 points, Takahashi, 80 points, Maeda, 95 points!
Wow! It's here!
What? Takahashi's? Is it okay?
Yes!
The ribbon is amazing!
I think you're smart, Minami-chan!
Because...
Your face is big, but your clothes are big, too!
This is...
Is it okay?
But you should wear something like a tiger, right?
It looks like an Osaka horse, but in fact it's a European trend...
You look like you're from a rich family!
Both of you are wearing Kansai women's corset, but you're also wearing it for high fashion, right?
That's right. It depends on your coordination.
I see, you're different.
You're a challenger!
What about Maeda, 95 points?
Maeda, 95 points...
He's not Maeda, 95 points!
There's no such member! Maeda, 95 points!
As I said before, his wrist.
If he did like this when taking a picture, he would get 100 points.
He is wearing a thick belt.
This is also one of the trends.
He shows his lower body for a long time.
This is also considered.
AKB has been talked about for a long time.
However, there is only one member who got 100 points.
There is one person who is perfect.
She is the one who got 100 points.
She is a woman who succeeds in any era.
I can see it from me.
She is not a country woman.
I can't see the scenery.
She doesn't show it.
She is studying fashion when she is not working.
For example, she reads foreign magazines.
She wears a cross on her sleeve.
She wears pants that cut off denim.
If it is too long, it is ugly.
If it is too short or too small, it is vulgar.
She knows it well.
She is following Hollywood's trend.
I saw people who got 0 points clapping their hands.
Everyone, it starts now.
It is the first place.
It will be more strict from now on.
I will announce the first place.
It will be more strict from now on.
The first place is...
It is...
I am curious about it.
I thought it was the second place.
But it is the second place.
Which AKB members did VIXX choose?
In addition, Odei and Abunaptra's big family has appeared.
AKB is full of love for Odei's cute daughter.
It is not strange to be in AKB.
She is cute.
She is cute, isn't she?
The first place for AKB's monobose ranking fear is...
It is...
Why are you in AKB?
Who told you that?
Minegishi, you were told, weren't you?
Yes, the one who became the target last time is...
The one who is in the top of the list is you, right?
Who?
Minegishi-san.
When I saw you last year, I thought you were walking an elephant.
When I was at work in Kyoto, you looked like you were barefaced, but you looked like a little old man.
It's true!
You were told!
It's a trauma for me. I couldn't get out of my bed today.
You couldn't come to this studio.
Your eye power is good today. Your eyeliner is good.
I was told today, but I'm putting in my best today.
What's up with you today?
I'm curious about something.
I was wondering if it's like this.
But it's the second time.
The second time?
I thought you had a friend of Beyonce.
Did you come from Destiny's Child?
I don't know. Her name is hidden.
Who is it? Kerry or Michelle?
Michelle is here.
It's Michelle!
It's Michelle.
It's like a song.
It's like an oral song.
Is there an oral song in Destiny's Child?
She expresses everything with just her body.
She's an amazing woman.
Michelle!
Kasai, you don't know Michelle, do you?
I don't know Michelle, but recently I've been told a lot that she looks like Mariah Carey.
She's the same as O'Mara.
She looks like O'Mara.
She looks like Mariah Carey.
She looks like Ryoichi Yamaguchi, doesn't she?
Ryoichi Yamaguchi?
Ryoichi Yamaguchi, right?
Sayaka Akimoto, you should come over here.
I'm sure you're told that a lot.
Even on Twitter, I get a lot of questions like, "Is Sayaka Akimoto a woman?"
That's true. You have an amazing face.
I've become interested in you.
There's a pattern that you'll catch up with later.
You see her a lot when she's not wearing casual clothes.
She's tall and dressed stylish, but when she's dressed like this, she looks like she has a sore throat.
I don't have a sore throat.
I'm sure there are a lot of people who don't like it when I dress like this because of my height difference.
I see.
Sometimes I feel like I'm an old man, so I think it's a lie.
It's not the same feeling.
What's up, Miyazawa?
Are you confident that you won't lose to us?
Tell her, Miyazawa!
What do you mean "shut up"?
You guys were laughing a lot.
I didn't see any evil power at all.
As girls, right?
Miyazawa, as girls, what do you think you can win against us?
There are a lot of female dancers, but they spend a lot of money per month to polish themselves.
On the other hand, how much do you AKB members spend per month for yourself?
For self-polishing, right?
You spend a lot of time and money.
How much do you polish yourself?
What do you mean "shut up"?
You polish yourself, don't you?
What about you, Mayu?
Me?
Watanabe, you look like you polish yourself a lot.
What?
You're a hairdresser.
I don't do anything.
That's why I'm telling you that she's a computer graphic designer.
What about you, Otene?
I don't do anything.
I just cut my hair as it is.
You go shopping for clothes, don't you?
No, I don't go shopping for clothes.
What are you wearing?
I'm giving you clothes.
Wow!
I'm giving you clothes.
I don't go shopping for clothes.
So, I'm giving you clothes.
No, you should not get clothes.
Have you ever wanted something meaty?
Meat girl.
I can't see well.
I have bad eyesight.
Show me your glasses.
Meat girl, glasses, glasses.
Are you wearing eyelashes?
Excuse me.
Your nose and hair are amazing.
Please be patient.
Your nose and hair are amazing.
Who do you want to give those wings to?
You, who said I look like you.
You said I look like you?
Did you say that?
You surprised me.
You said that last time.
But, if you think about it, you look like him.
Who?
Maeda?
You see? You look like him.
So, you are AKB's number one now, but you will be like this in 30 years.
Last time...
You look like him.
You did it, Maeda!
Those wings are yours!
Can you get it right away?
It takes a little bit of time.
What? That's a delicious costume.
Take it off and put it away.
You made me wear it every day.
We've heard a lot of stories.
Let's start with AKB members.
On the contrary, if you have a question for your sister.
Yes, Oshima.
I think my sister has a bias.
Yes.
To be honest, are you close with her?
You're not really close with her, are you?
Because we're human beings, we meet and don't meet.
I've heard that you and Haruna aren't really close with each other.
What?
Is that so?
Because we have to get along here.
I can't buy you rice.
You come home and say you're dirty and you like to mess with me.
Am I dirty?
But we're in the same house.
You're in the same house.
That's right. You're not really close with her, are you?
That's what I'm talking about today.
What about you, Maiken?
We're close in age.
What are you talking about?
We're talking about men.
I've been wondering.
When you two stay at home, do you kiss each other?
You don't?
If you stay in the same room, what do you do? You don't have anyone, do you kiss each other?
I don't think you have anyone here.
You don't have anyone here? You didn't know that, did you?
But there are a lot of pretty people, so people of my type...
You don't like pretty people or people who aren't pretty?
You like men, so...
Where can we find decent men like you?
Akimoto!
When it comes to marriage, there are people who like marriage and want to get married.
How do you think about that?
But there are people like this who are married.
No. 10, Hamunaptora is married.
That's right, right?
Your wife is a woman, right?
And you have children, right?
I do.
How many?
Six.
Six?!
Hamunaptora likes girls, right?
Huh?
She likes men.
But she's a woman.
She has a wife, though.
What does that mean?
At first, she was a man.
But after a while, she became a woman.
But men like girls, right?
Yes, they like girls, but a wife and children are important.
So it's different from family, right?
It's different.
Today, a family member came.
After this, a family member, Hamunaptora, appeared!
An a.k.a. B-boy appeared in Hamunaptora's daughter.
It's not strange for her to be an a.k.a. B-boy.
She's cute.
She's cute, right?
I want to introduce her to you.
No. 10, Famnaftova is married.
Is that right? Yes, it is.
His wife is a woman, right? Yes.
And you have children, right? Yes, we do.
How many children do you have? Six.
Six?!
I'm sorry.
Your family is here today.
Please come in.
Is she cute?
Let me introduce you to Famnaftova's family!
I'm sorry.
I have a daughter and one more, six children.
By the way, my husband is the eldest son of KenKen.
Are you in love for the first time?
You're not in love now, are you?
No, I love you very much.
I was surprised. I thought you had such a gene.
Great!
Wife!
How does your husband feel about you?
He has a great face.
He has a great face!
That's why I decided to get married.
You're a man, aren't you?
I was a little thinner when I got married.
Were you thin?
I was thin.
Cool!
But you know the fact, don't you?
I was in a small pub, so I thought you were a saleswoman.
I thought you were doing it for your job.
I didn't think you really like men.
Right?
I can't believe you have a daughter.
I did my best.
Your daughter is beautiful, isn't she?
She's great.
She's my second wife.
Oh, your second wife.
She's cute.
She's not strange even if she's in AKB.
She's cute.
She's my second wife.
How old are you now?
I'm 16.
16 years old.
How do you feel, dad?
You always wear this skirt when you come home, don't you?
How do you feel?
It's a normal feeling.
But when I come home from school or class, I feel flashy.
Do you come home like this?
Sometimes.
Not wearing a suit?
I never wear a suit.
Do you get scolded by your dad?
No, I don't.
Didn't you get bullied?
I got bullied.
Your dad is a bully, isn't he?
I got bullied.
Yesterday and the day after, right?
How about you, dad?
When do you know you're different from your dad?
I've been like that since I was little.
I'm still like that.
You're cool.
I feel like I can do it.
Doesn't your husband want you to inherit his genes?
I inherited his genes.
I inherited it from my uncle.
Your pose is similar to your dad's.
It's true. You look like your dad.
Wear it later and see what it feels like.
Are you a dad or a mom for your kids?
Sometimes a mom.
Even when I go home, my dad cooks for me.
Does your mom cook?
She works.
So your dad cooks for you?
Yes.
What does your dad like to cook?
Stew.
Your dad is fine now, right?
When he didn't have work, his kids supported him.
It's wonderful.
It's a treasure.
It's a real treasure.
Please continue to support your dad.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you.
The smallest kid watched Bobby-san twice in the end.
I was surprised.
Yes.
There is a person in my father's physique training center.
I was surprised.
Next week, Arigoto High School.
Are you really an AKB member?
Are you a high school student?
Don't look back!
I feel like I'm being told "You are not an AKB member" in a TV show.
And, Kensuke Hokuto-san.
Try the bond of love!
It doesn't taste like chabo-chan.
But it's good.
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