AISubs v3.5
It's okay. You're the cutest thing in Japan right now.
Well, is this radio boom a lie?
The most curious industry and people, 48 people gathered together...
...to thoroughly investigate the behind-the-scenes tonight!
Starting with senior and former idol, 48...
...we have a forbidden love episode we can only talk about now!
From behind, like this...
What a frightening name!
Please help me!
AKB's biggest problem!
It spreads like this! It spreads like this!
It's wide! It's wide!
- Everyone, please help me! - Also, an investigation for AKB...
Has a parent ever asked you for your number?
The unexpected result is...
And for 48, the biggest problem is...
...the latest development in AKB...
- This? - This?
This!
This is a first-class product!
AKB's newest member is so beautiful!
- Also... - You're too confident!
- You're dancing! - AKB's passionate words!
Now I'm number one in AKB, but in 30 years...
I'm like a little old man now.
I'm jealous!
Stop it! Stop it!
Even if it's just you, your mother is watching!
Even if it's just AKB, your mother is watching!
AKB plus 48 plus 48!
Your favorite show is...
"BBQ Ecological Investigation Special"!
This is "BBQ Ecological Investigation" special, so...
This is the usual members of AKB48 and...
This is the senior idol members!
There are 48 of you!
Thank you!
You're amazing!
When you look at me and me...
I feel a little "fresh"!
You don't look like it, but you have a great aura!
Personally, I'm more of a "gazen" type.
Honestly, I can't get enough of you!
I loved you so much back then!
You were running around!
You were wearing pink sneakers?
No, white basketball shoes!
This time, we're conducting a survey in advance for all senior idol members.
We will announce the results in a ranking order, in order of impact and strength!
There are a lot of keywords that you can only ask now!
Senior idol members, we hope you'll use this as a reference!
Here is the first keyword!
Suddenly?
Suddenly!
Well, AKB is banned from love and only one-sided love is allowed.
Well, if you say that love was banned at the time, it's much more strict than it is now, isn't it?
That's right.
In the 70s and 80s, you shouldn't have talked about it.
What?
Between men and women?
It's the same for men and women, and women can get along well.
What?
Between men and women?
If you make a girl's friend, you can make a boy's friend.
I see.
Then, it's bad for other agencies' salaries to be exposed.
No matter how much salary that person is getting, why am I not getting enough?
I see!
That kind of thing is different for each agency.
I see!
Don't let them get other people's information.
Now, before we go to the ranking, I have a question for senior idols.
If you were dating someone when you were an idol, switch on!
It's love, isn't it?
It's love.
When you were an active idol, among 48 people...
That's a lot!
So, there's a way you don't get exposed, so I'd like you to study it and not date anyone.
That's good.
Then, among them, if you were dating a talent...
How about this?
22 people!
That's more than half of them!
More than half of them...
Yes, yes!
Actually, it's one of them!
It's love!
I'll give it to 22 people!
If it's one of them, switch it on!
It's love!
Because if it's one person, it's love!
That doesn't mean you don't know!
That means you have a misunderstanding that you think one-sidedly!
I don't know if there are people like that.
That's right.
I'm curious about the ranking.
I will announce the ranking.
First, 5th place!
A super popular idol got me hooked!
It's Mayo!
At the time, I was working with a super idol girl.
We were in the same hotel.
I bought a hotel phone and a room phone at night.
I said, "Hello?"
She said, "What's wrong?"
I said, "Don't you have a toothbrush?"
She said, "Yes, I do."
I used it up.
She said, "Can you give me one?"
I said, "But it's not good to have it in the room."
She said, "Don't you have a manager?"
I said, "No, I'm eating with Mayo's manager."
She said, "Oh, I see."
I gave it to her and she said, "Don't put it in."
But it didn't go in.
I put my foot in the door and gave it to her.
We talked and she said, "It's not good."
Why didn't it go in?
She was a pretty carnivorous idol.
A carnivorous idol?
Has she been approached before?
Even at work or in places like this...
She would hold me from behind like this.
Do you know that she's that person?
Look, look.
What?!
After this, the studio panicked!
Wait, wait, wait!
This is terrible!
Why is this happening?
Also!
Has she ever asked you for your number?
She asked you!
She asked me!
A super popular idol invited to a hotel room, Mayu Kawasaki!
What?! Mayu was approached?!
Even at work, in a place like this...
From behind, like this...
Senpai idol, do you know "ah, isn't it that person?"
Look, look!
I know!
I'm surprised!
I'd never say that!
Which one?
What?!
Who, who, who?!
No way!
Is it right?!
I feel like I'm in Hawaii!
Is it right?!
Please tell me!
I'm sorry!
I joined at 48 years old!
Like this, spread out and spread out!
Spread out and spread out!
Oh no!
Terrible, terrible!
Everyone spread out!
This is bad!
AKB will all be found out!
Come on!
AKB will all be found out!
Wow!
Why? Why do you say this is coercive?
Stop it!
You can't post this on Twitter or blog.
What? Is it not allowed?
Stop it!
I was about to say it as soon as it ended.
Stop it!
Stop it, this excitement.
It's been about 6 hours today.
Next, I would like to ask a question to AKB.
Question.
A person who has been asked for a contact number by a talent.
Switch on.
It's just that you've been asked for a contact number.
It's not like you've exchanged it or anything like that.
During the 48 years...
Wow!
There aren't many!
There aren't many people like that.
It can't be helped since you've been given it.
It can't be helped, there aren't many.
Not even once.
What?
Not even once.
Why are you talking like that?
It doesn't seem like it.
I would like to ask a question to 18 people.
The person who gave you that contact number is a singer.
Switch on.
What kind of question is this?
This person is a genius!
One person!
Who is it?
If a singer is one person, who is it?
Isn't it an entertainer?
Entertainer!
I would like to ask a question to 18 people.
The person who was asked by an entertainer, switch on.
This is quite common.
Isn't it common?
What?
There aren't many.
There are some people who were asked early.
There aren't many.
There aren't many, right?
I don't think so.
You have quite a chance of getting it right, don't you?
Because I record every week.
I don't have that chance.
Switch on, please?
It's okay.
You're weird.
You're bad.
You're mean.
You're weird. You're mean. You're mean.
It's a variety show. You don't have to do that!
You're wrong!
You know what? This show doesn't work for AKP.
I don't know.
You're weird.
Who is that?
Let's do it another time.
Let's continue.
Kiss, touch, all you want.
When I debuted, I was in 6th grade.
I was a kid.
12 years old.
I went into the dressing room casually.
To an idol's dressing room?
What did you do?
I just went in.
I said "how are you?" and touched their butts.
Who?
Momoe.
Wow!
But you're 12 years old.
That's not good!
You can tell their physical condition.
Physical condition?
Idol's?
When you touch their butts, you can tell they're not in good shape.
Their bodies are different.
Their bodies are different?
Who does "kiss" mean?
"Kiss" means ********.
In the past, when a talent and a talent met, they took a picture together.
When they met, they kissed.
Wow!
You're mean!
AKI doesn't do that.
She doesn't even dream about it.
Let's move on to 3rd place.
3rd place is...
On a date...
Oh, it's a must-have item.
What is the secret item Hayami Yuu used to hide from the photographer?
I'm at a restaurant. 'Roger,' I said and came out.
"It's like "Twenty One Pilots"!"
Here, we introduce the 2nd life of a well-known former idol, Harun Banjou 5!
Don't stop being romantic and eat it all up!
Top style and very popular with girls, CCB's drummer Ryu Kouji!
What is Harun Banjou 5's surprising look right now?!
"Romantic is unstoppable" is a big hit!
Top style and very popular with girls, CCB's drummer Ryu Kouji!
Right now, he's farming in Kumamoto's hometown, but...
I'm CCB's Ryu!
Huh?! Ryu-chan of Gachou Club?!
Is it really Ryu-san, who used to be very popular?!
Oh, it's Ryu-san.
It's the real one, yes.
While he's farming, he sometimes does live performances.
And the third love story is...
You don't need a transceiver for a date.
Kayami-san!
Yes, that's right.
Back then, we didn't really have cell phones.
And it was just around the time of the photo week.
So the agency told me that I shouldn't be taking photos anyway.
So even if I go on a restaurant date,
I can't come out at the same time.
Oh, separately?
Yes, I have to come out separately.
So he usually comes out,
looks around,
and says, 'Clear!'
"It's like "Twenty One Pilots"!"
And I'm at the restaurant,
saying, 'Roger!'
And I come out.
I see!
That sounds fun!
So with a transceiver,
the distance between you and the receiver is decided, right?
It's short, right?
That's right.
So I say, 'Don't go anywhere,'
but in most areas,
for example, in Roppongi's Amand area,
I'd wait around there,
and when they come in,
I'd say, 'Oh, you're nearby!'
So you'd receive them via mail or cell phone,
but you didn't have a receiver at the time.
Yes, I didn't.
Oh, you're about to come get me,
my heart is pounding!
But you've picked up the taxi's radio, right?
When you were still an idol,
weren't you surrounded by some male idols you thought you were?
You were there, weren't you?
Ms. Kayami, you were hit by something big.
Are you okay?
On Valentine's Day, you gave me chocolates.
Did you ask me for them?
Yes, I did.
Ms. Mayo, let's write a book for once.
Ms. Io, what did you do?
I drove a lot at that time.
I thought it was safer to go somewhere by car.
At that time, it was a good era to buy a car with smoke.
Full of smoke.
So, as an idol, driving in a car is the best date.
But Ms. Kayami didn't have an ETC.
An ETC.
So, an old man in a hospital was in danger.
What?
Because he would lower his head and get caught?
That's why he hid his face like this.
And he was wearing a blanket.
Blanket?
And all the old men in the hospital were connected to Mr. Nashimoto.
Wow!
What a talent!
That's right.
So everyone said, "Oh, that's Mr. Nashimoto's acquaintance."
At that time, there was nothing in Odaiba.
So all the idols went there to see the night view.
Was Odaiba the date spot of idols at that time?
Odaiba is a place where you've been to.
Not only Shizugaki.
Oh, everyone's been to Odaiba.
Odaiba!
At that time, it was pitch black around.
It was like a grassland.
And there was no TV yet.
There was nothing.
So it was the best place.
I won't ask you what you did there.
I'd like to ask AKB, too.
What is your ideal date?
I'm sure you haven't been on a date for a long time.
I'm sorry for you.
What kind of date do you usually have?
I usually want to go to a movie theater.
Oh, I see.
You can't do that, can you?
While eating popcorn.
I'd like to go to the sea, too.
I'd like to go for a drive.
I'd like to go to Odaiba in the dark, too.
I'd like to go on a date not only at a movie theater, but also at Disneyland.
There's a way for idols to go on a date at Disneyland.
Tell me!
What is a technique for idols to go on a date without taking off their clothes at Disneyland?
It's about time.
Both boys and girls.
It's common.
You don't need sunglasses or hats.
You can go on a date at Disneyland.
The second life of a former idol.
"Haram Banjou 5".
In "School Boys", a popular youth drama aired in the 1980s,
he played a rugby player who was famous for one year and brought tears to people all over Japan.
"ISOP".
What is his second life's unexpected occupation?
Popular youth drama "School Boys" made him laugh, "ISOP".
But now he is...
"ISOP" means "Hirokazu Taka".
He's now an employee of art nature.
Now he's in charge of sales of women's bigs.
"PHOTO IDOL VS AKB".
A round-trip technique tour where idols can date without being noticed in Disneyland.
It's almost Halloween season.
Both boys and girls are dressed up as painters.
It's not weird, is it?
Many people dress up in the park.
It's obvious.
You don't need sunglasses or hats.
You can go on a date in Disneyland.
What kind of date do you like?
I like night view.
I'm 20 years old now and I want to go see the night view.
Where do you like to see the night view?
I know a place where you can see Tokyo from the back.
You can see Odaiba and Tokyo Tower.
If you go to the back of Harajuku Island, you can see it.
It's romantic and there are boats parked there.
That's right! I know it!
Let's move on.
Here is the second one.
Two-legged lovebirds who have gone beyond dramas.
Sugiura-san.
There was a person who played a role in a drama.
We started dating normally.
There were many intermediate and troublesome things.
One day, a strange woman called me.
She asked me what kind of talent management I had in my agency.
She called me about a hundred times a day.
She called me two-legged.
Did she call you at night or in the morning?
She called me a lot.
No, she called me more than that.
Idols can also call you two-legged, right?
I didn't have eyes to look at you.
You must have had a lot of jokes because you were flashy.
It's fun to hear everyone's stories now, but I had a lot of jokes just because I listened quietly.
Later, later.
Come on.
Here is the first one.
The beginning is always a stylist.
Fukawa-san.
What do you mean?
It's hard to get in touch with idols in this era.
The easiest way is to go to a stylist's house and play.
The stylist is not only us.
Various people are doing it.
Women are also doing it.
Then you can have a connection there.
You can eat at that stylist's house and call each other.
You can meet each other naturally.
Even if you take a picture, you can make excuses like "I went to the fitting for tomorrow's costume."
Is that a strategy you can still use now?
But you can still use it now, right?
That kind of pattern.
I'm more of a stylist's son.
You have a little sister.
You know your little sister well, don't you?
Fukawa-san's little sister.
What is your family name?
No. 33.
I lived with my older brother.
At that time, disco was popular.
When I got home, I saw a bodycon dancer.
Natsuki Okamoto was there.
A bodycon dancer Natsuki Okamoto was there.
Who was the one who hooked up with women the most?
It doesn't have to be someone here.
There's that.
The one who's bouncing on a roller skate.
There's a rumor that the two of them hooked up with people who were big idols at the time.
That's weird.
Can you do a monoman now?
I can't.
Can you do it?
I didn't know how to do it.
You are good.
Hayami will do it.
You are good.
I don't know how to do it.
I understand you too much.
But it's really shocking.
Isn't it? It's not just a coincidence.
It's not a coincidence.
Speaking of coincidence,
this kind of...
At this kind of episode...
I'm sorry. I was surprised.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Now, the president...
Mr. Otoshi, the representative of the company...
the company...
I understand you too much.
He has known Mr. Otoshi for a long time,
but he has learned his special wish technique.
Mr. Tamure often seduces girls.
He often appears in the rankings.
The girl who is seduced is No. 1.
But it's the opposite.
Actually, he doesn't seduce girls.
The girls fall in love with him.
So...
Mr. Otoshi...
There is a scene when he falls in love with you the most.
It's called "Otoshi Ponpon".
When you stand up...
Stand away from me, girl.
When you stand up, you do like this.
This is...
Otoshi Ponpon.
Let's move on.
The next topic is...
A.K.B48 MONOMOTH RANKING!
To be honest, I don't know who is who.
This is Marshall!
This is...
If there are so many of you, I don't know your full names well.
My generation.
I think you are active individually.
I think it will be more fun for you if you show your individuality.
There are only girls with individuality.
Right, Ichikawa? You should introduce yourself.
Ichikawa, go!
There she is!
Hello! I want to be Fresh Lemon!
I'm Miurinko and Ichikawa Miuri. Nice to meet you!
You did it, Ichikawa! You chose Fresh Lemon!
Yes!
Applause!
How was it, Mrs. Ichikawa?
I'm sorry. I'm an old woman, so I don't know.
In a group, even if you show your individuality...
I see.
There can be bullying and other things.
I see.
But you don't do that in A.K.B48, do you?
No, we don't.
What?!
I looked it up and there was a "onyanko" so I said "of course there is one" and it was pretty dirty too.
There really isn't one, is there?
Is there a wide variety of "onyankos"?
There were about three big ones.
Like "nittaha"?
"Nittaha", "kokushouha", "tatsumiirikaha"
"Kuukyabu" and "shinrinpeiyu"
But the newcomers weren't allowed to talk to us.
What about young people in A.K.B48?
You can talk, right?
We can talk to Minegi-san too.
I'm a little scared of her.
She's really nice.
For example, who pays you when you go out to eat with your seniors and juniors?
I often go out to eat with Mii-chan and Takamina- san.
Of course, I sometimes pay for myself too.
She pays for me.
What about with Kojima?
I...
I might not be there.
I've never gone out to eat with my juniors.
Then you can't go today.
Kojima and Meshi want to go today.
Hey!
That's not much!
Let's move on. Here is the second one.
Don't let Yasushi Akimoto deceive you.
What does it mean?
It's not "Don't let Yasushi Akimoto deceive you." It's "Don't let Yasushi Akimoto trick you."
It's "Don't let Yasushi Akimoto trick you."
As I thought, Yasushi Akimoto is a really amazing person.
He is a really powerful person.
I think we shouldn't let Yasushi Akimoto trick us.
We shouldn't leave everything to Yasushi Akimoto.
We should not let Yasushi Akimoto trick us.
If we don't let Yasushi Akimoto trick us, we will have a hard time in the future.
Does it mean that the boom will definitely leave?
It means whether you are preparing for it or not.
We struggled a lot not to prepare for it.
We fell down once.
Did you think it would last forever?
If we didn't have a motto, we wouldn't have done anything.
It's getting cold.
It's hard to hear such words.
I think so, too.
We are doing our best to improve our skills.
You are thinking about it.
We are thinking about it.
We are talking about whether it will last next summer or this summer.
We are talking about how many years it will last.
You are so energetic.
You are smart.
You are the center of AKB right now.
Do you have any advice for us?
There is also a pressure that is different from the North.
We become equals.
We are often told that we are equals.
We want to get rid of that image.
But we can't stand in the center.
We have to get rid of it all.
We shouldn't force ourselves to be different.
We should try to find ourselves.
How about you, Maeda?
I don't think I'm alone.
We all have our own personality.
I'm glad that we all have AKB on our shoulders.
I think so, too.
That's a good line.
Should we go out for a drink?
We can't do that.
Here is the first one.
You should save money now.
It's not like we are always popular.
We can't be idols when we get older.
We all get older.
How old did you think you couldn't be an idol when you got older?
I'm in my late 20s now.
I can't be a host anymore.
When I'm young, I'm sure I can do it.
But I have to do it myself.
I can't do it myself.
It's the same idea as being young.
You have to do it yourself.
So you should save money now.
You like money, don't you, Mr. Okamoto?
I don't like being called that, but I like money.
I look like a high-level woman who earned 10 billion yen.
10 billion yen?
Is high-level that much money?
Back in the day, a gallon of nutritious food was 2.5 million yen.
What?
How much money does an AKB member earn now?
That's what I'm curious about.
I see.
Do you want to spend that money on your own life?
That's right!
I want to know if they are satisfied with their salary.
Let's find out.
If you are satisfied with your current salary...
Switch on!
Only 5 people are satisfied with their current salary.
Out of 48 people, 43 people are not satisfied with their current salary.
I don't know about other people's salaries.
Don't you talk about it?
I don't think we should talk about it.
Why don't you talk about it?
As a baseball player, it's natural for me to want to raise my current salary.
The number of people who are satisfied with their current salary is correct.
I see.
Rather than being satisfied, it's better to be satisfied.
It's always like that.
Mr. Noguchi, you were amazing.
When you were 21 years old, you raised 150 million yen.
When you were 21 years old?
At that time, you raised 150 million yen.
Now, it's more than that.
You raised it when you were 21 years old.
But if you work hard and think about money, you will be out of work.
You should focus on your work.
Money will follow you later.
It will follow you.
If you start thinking about money, you will lose your job.
That's why I disappeared.
Saving money is important.
But I want you to save money for gay people.
Saving money for gay people?
You can save money for gay people forever.
But if you save money for gay people, you will lose your job.
Next topic is this.
Rules of idol society that surprised them when they joined the entertainment world.
We did a survey for AKB as well.
These rules are between them.
Here.
Write your name on food.
Quick to serve.
Do your own makeup.
Is that so?
What does it mean to write your name on food?
There are many people.
For example, there is a dressing room in the refrigerator.
If you put it in, you can eat it without writing your name on it.
But you remember the food you don't remember buying, don't you?
I do, but I eat it.
Who eats it?
You eat it, don't you?
I absolutely don't eat it.
I eat it.
That's why there aren't many juniors who want to go drinking.
That's right.
I don't know what it means to lose the number of bentos you have.
What does it mean to eat two or three at once?
It means you still have a lot of it.
What?
You still have a lot of it.
There are quite a few kinds.
If it's a fried chicken bento and a hamburger, do you only get the side dishes?
AKB has a large number of people, so there are many extra bentos.
There are a lot of extra bentos.
But sometimes it's really just right.
Sometimes it's just right.
At that time, the crime has been exposed.
However, food is good, but we sometimes wear other people's pants.
At the campground, T is Toshihiko Takada and M is Match.
At first I was M, but I was a little happy about Match, so I changed it to horse.
I changed it to Hidagawa's horse.
It says "horse" on my pants.
I heard AKB also has this rule.
At that time, we didn't have a private room in the dressing room and everyone was in a large room.
We just wrote our names in front of the mirror, so we always paid attention to our seniors.
Even if there is food, we don't touch it.
Is there a possibility that there is a person next to you?
No, more than that, we knock on the door and go to the large room.
We knock on the door and go to the large room.
We only carry our luggage and change it all in the bathroom.
What?
AKB exists in this tough rule!
We have to take it to Fuji TV, don't we?
What do you mean?
The reason is...
Kirinare's second life as a former idol, Paran Banjou File.
Takamoto Issei who caused a commotion in the world with that gaming problem.
He is now living his second life of 1.5 million yen per month.
What is his job?
Sakamoto Issei who caused a commotion in the world with that gaming problem.
He is now living his second life of 1.5 million yen per month.
So...
Good evening to all of you in Japan.
I am Ayabu, a reporter.
I heard that an ex-idol who caused a commotion in Japan is working now.
Wait a minute.
He is coming.
Wait a minute.
He is coming.
He is here.
He is an ex-idol, Sakamoto Issei.
It seems like he is not wearing his trademark tank top.
I am curious about what is going on.
What kind of news is it?
I will pretend to be an ordinary person and get that news from now on.
(Laughing)
I saw him for a moment, but he turned away and didn't give me the news.
Sakamoto gets in the car and goes somewhere while driving.
When he asks Sakamoto about his work...
What can I do for you?
What are you doing now?
It's a convenience store.
In fact, Sakamoto is now a representative of convenience stores.
For example, he works as a security guard and goes out to meet his customers.
For example, picking up grass from the garden.
Looking for a lost cat.
Disposing of unnecessary items.
There are many kinds of work.
Sakamoto is living his second life as a very popular convenience store.
And now, let's look at the third surprising idol street rule!
Ikuina-san, please give me the news.
This is for all of you.
You have to bring the news to Fuji TV every season.
You have to match it with your work.
For example, if your grades drop from 4th to 3rd or 3rd to 2nd in the next season...
What do you think about it?
The producers and directors of "Today" and "Kyodai"...
After the show is over, they teach you at home.
You can study, can't you?
But it's a little late for me.
And I've been a student for a long time, so I'm not good at it.
I think if I join, my grades will drop more and more.
But you won't have time to study.
Let's move on.
Ikuina-san, please give me the news.
You can't wear your favorite clothes.
I like mature clothes.
Then, my stylist and manager took all of my clothes and gave me back.
Clothes? What kind of clothes did you want to wear?
At that time, I wanted to wear milk.
Like a frilly one.
Like a frilly one?
Really?
At first, I didn't like it.
But I couldn't help it.
Then, I started to like it.
Now, I can't help it.
Then, I started to buy clothes like that.
In our group, three of you are wearing red and yellow.
Even your personal clothes are yellow.
So, you are wearing yellow today, too.
AKB members can't wear their personal clothes freely.
My stylist is wearing personal clothes.
Is that so?
It's hard to choose clothes.
Who is fashionable among AKB members?
Maeda, Itano.
They are fashionable.
Where do you go often?
I go to Shibuya and Harajuku.
What about you, Maeda?
Me?
I go to Harajuku and Shinjuku.
I go anywhere.
Who is the worst?
I think Takamina is the worst.
Takamina?
She is wearing an unusual size of ribbon.
She is wearing a ribbon like this.
Some people want to see it.
I'm telling you the truth.
Where do you go to buy fashion?
I go to Shibuya and Harajuku.
They are fashionable.
But, Takamina is worse than me.
Why is that?
What about you, Kashiwagi?
Kashiwagi is ugly.
She is only wearing floral clothes.
She is wearing a one-piece dress.
Her face is dull.
She is ugly.
Recently, I've been getting clothes from Maeda and Shino.
The first rule of idols who were surprised to enter the entertainment world.
There were many Noguchi Gorohs.
What were their roles?
At that time, we had our hair pulled out or our clothes torn off.
In addition, in front of senior idols, akb is the first idol to appear.
It's very rare.
Tonight, a special collaboration will also be realized.
And in the second half of the show, No. 48's strongest sister group will appear.
It's okay. You're the cutest person in Japan right now.
What will happen?
The first rule of idols who were surprised to enter the entertainment world.
There were many Noguchi Goros.
Anyway, we couldn't enter the concert hall normally.
There were so many people in the station.
You couldn't move forward in panic, right?
Sometimes, the live broadcast was canceled.
You couldn't get there?
We were surrounded by fans.
After the concert, when we went back to the hotel,
a dummy came out of the dressing room.
In the meantime, we hid behind the musicians and went back.
A similar person came out of the dressing room?
That's right.
No, it's not similar.
It doesn't matter who it is.
A dummy came out of the dressing room?
A dummy came out of the dressing room.
It came out of various directions.
At that time, our hair was pulled out.
Our clothes were torn apart.
It was such a situation.
Did you surround your hair and do it?
So, I felt sorry for the dummy.
Did you make it messy?
In the end, the hair that was pulled out was thrown away.
It wasn't a dummy.
But it was the era of Mr. Goro that he had his own dummy.
I learned a lot from listening to you.
As time went by, we became a little crazy.
We started doing it again.
We started doing idol swimming competitions.
I think the atmosphere was disturbed.
I think so, too.
You did it at Oyster Long Beach.
On the day before, all the idols stayed there, right?
That's right.
The hotel you stayed in the night before the recording was a big deal, right?
That's right.
What do you mean, Mr. Fukada?
What I'm saying is...
It's always hard for male and female idols in the producer's room.
So, today...
Let's do it here with everyone.
Yes.
You can talk.
Let's do a trampoline and play with everyone.
Let's do a trampoline.
That's where the trampoline started.
From the trampoline?
That's where it started.
If it's only the trampoline, it's safe, right?
Those who end there are safe.
There are people who are gradually fading out.
Did you see it?
I saw it.
And I had to be careful over there.
My seniors told me.
This side of the hotel's corridor is a glass door.
I can see it.
My fans are watching me from outside of the lobby.
Wow!
Huh? Isn't he in the girl's room that I'm chasing?
That bastard!
They'll find out.
They'll find out?
It's up to here.
Your fans will find out.
But you wanted to go to that girl's room, didn't you?
From my fans' point of view...
Huh? Something's open.
The door is open.
Next up is a special live performance.
AKB48 Medley will perform the legendary idol group's famous song.
I'm only aiming for one thing
In this class, next to the prettiest girl
Just looking into each other's eyes
I can't even talk about how much I love you
Sweeter than a kiss
Stronger than a whisper
You shake my heart
Shibiruba, shibiruba, shibiruba, ah
My eyebrows are still heavy
7, 6, 3,
Shibiruba, shibiruba, shibiruba, shibiruba, shibiruba, shibiruba, shibiruba, shibiruba
Sentimental Jeremy
The snow has melted and the river is flowing
A beautiful girl is embarrassed and shows her face
It's almost spring, won't you pick me up for a bit?
It's almost spring, won't you fall in love with me?
Wow!
Don't take it off!
No, I can't do it in a place like this.
My love is...
I know it's a lie
Go! Run! To that island!
I want you (I want you)
I need you (I need you)
I love you (I love you)
Meeting you and getting closer and closer
At that distance, my heart beats fast
I want you (I want you)
I need you (I need you)
I love you (I love you)
My heart is overflowing with love
It's a heavy rotation
Ponytail, running in the wind
You run, I run on the sand
Ponytail, running and looking back
Your smile, this fever begins
Ponytail, running in the wind
Finally, the strongest sister team appears!
Oneido's latest generation of children!
Bingoley trades with AKB!
Now what?
Now I'm number one in AKB, but this will be the case in 30 years.
You're like a little uncle of Pinkie Pie.
Stop it! Stop it!
It's not just Tony, it's also your mother!
From my mother's point of view, I'm not just a fan of AKB, but I'm also a fan of yours!
Onee-48 vs AKB48, please welcome Onee-no-Mina!
You look like a manager!
Like Kaba-chan's and Haruna's manager!
Why do you say like that?
Because Majin is Onee-no-Mina!
You look different than usual!
You look prettier than usual!
Because it's night!
And you don't want to lose to AKB48!
Why do you say like that?
And behind you three...
You look amazing!
Why did you choose No. 21?
Because of Eden!
Because you appeared in "Foct's Sword"!
You look amazing!
You look like a Tauzer!
You look amazing!
And you look like Meily Moo-san!
Meily Moo-san is...
Maeda Ken-san!
It used to be like that.
There are many beautiful people in the back.
No. 37, Chisei-san!
You are beautiful!
How old are you?
I'm 40 years old.
I'm not saying it's perfect, but...
You look like you've lost some weight.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Thank you.
People often say that I look like Tomocchi.
What?
You look like Tomocchi Niramana.
You look like Tomocchi, Satoshi.
Thank you.
There are beautiful people in the back,
Hamunaptra-san!
You are an ajuba!
You are an onee, right?
I'm onee.
You are onee, but you are married and have children, right?
That's right.
Is that so?
I'm sorry, everyone.
I made it up.
Six people!
Are you a kotaku-san onee?
Does that mean you are a working papa onee?
That's right.
I think it's a complicated line.
You are Mizunashi Shouzen-san, right?
We are brothers.
But if you are bald and bald, you are different.
I'm scared.
Does AKB have interest in this?
Right?
Isn't it rare?
With so many girls.
Maeda, how do you like it?
Cute.
Cute?
It's not cute, right?
Acchan, it's okay. You are the cutest in Japan right now.
It's okay.
In these two hours, there will be people who will get hurt.
But they are honest people.
There are many types of girls.
Haruna.
Today, we have many types of girls.
Especially, Mitsu-san.
I want to be a woman.
But I'm still a man.
My heart is for men.
Don't you think so?
My appearance and my heart are for girls.
I'm trying to be closer to girls.
So you are Mitsu-san and Haruna-san.
And one more.
My appearance is for men.
But my heart is for girls.
Like Majima-san?
Or Tooru-chan?
Is it the same for you, Shingo?
It's the same for me, too.
So you have three types of girls.
Yes.
Ham-nap-toro-style girls.
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
Let's start with the first topic.
Here it is.
Plastic surgery cost-effective ranking.
Let's leave the appearance aside for men.
I'd like to ask you about your beautiful body and face.
Both upper and lower body.
I'm doing my best.
I do my face and teeth.
What? Teeth?
My face changes a lot depending on my teeth.
This week, I had teeth like Norika Fujiwara's.
No way!
I had teeth like that.
Whose teeth do you use?
I use Amuro Namie's.
I'm sorry for not commenting.
I'd like to say a lot of things, but before that...
It's hard to say, isn't it?
Ah, I see!
It's not "Ah, I see!"
Let me announce it now.
The fifth cost-effective ranking is...
Nana Yoshii's, 13 million yen!
Yoshii-san!
Yes?
How and where do you do it?
For me, of course for my lower body...
But for my chest...
I change it five times.
Five times?!
And for my face...
And for my voice...
I also had vocal cord surgery.
What?!
How do you do vocal cord surgery?
For the vocal cords...
I artificially tune the bones here...
Like a guitar string.
What?!
Wow!
If you twist it like that...
Does your voice change?
Even during surgery...
I do it without speaking.
With consciousness...
Where do you do it?
Yes, yes!
Ah, around here!
Like that.
What?!
But...
It's definitely a girl's voice, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
How about throat surgery?
For throat surgery...
At the same time...
On top of that...
For the first...
Two months or so...
I can't speak.
I can't speak...
But for about the third month or so...
But you're in 5th place!
You're in 5th place with 13 million yen!
That's right!
Your voice has changed, hasn't it?
What about you, Yoshii-san?
Yes!
What do you do for a living?
I'm currently...
Taking a special course at a university.
What?!
What are you teaching?
About sexual minorities...
Or about family and partnerships...
Things like that.
Wow!
So you yourself...
Are coming out of school...
And starting your own business?
Ah, yes!
I've already told my students...
Everyone is like this...
They used to be boys...
And now they're like this...
Things like that...
You're lying!
But your students say that, don't you?
That's right.
But they're getting interested...
Not only in college...
There's not a single girl who goes to bed...
It's very...
Wow!
That's right!
Your story is interesting, too!
Now, let's continue. 4th place is this person...
Benny-san!
Benny-san, congratulations!
17 million yen!
Benny-san, stand up for a moment, please!
Benny-san is handsome, isn't he?
Where is Benny-san?
Well, except for this eye, I think it's everywhere.
What? Does one eye count?
No, it was one eye and two eyes, so...
I left this eye, and...
And I cut this part of the lift-up...
There is a surgery that pulls it out, but...
Only 20s, 40s, and 60s can do it, so...
They told me I should do it, and...
It's about 800,000 yen, but I got it done.
But according to the survey, you can't open your earrings, can you?
That's right. I got it from my parents, so...
It's not a tongue, is it?
I'm just scared of my earring.
Benny-san is not only beautiful.
Please look at this.
Look!
What?
This is the world's most decided competition.
When Haruna became the world's best.
Benny-chan will definitely walk in the glory of Square.
I thought I would definitely be Benny-chan.
To be number one.
I thought I would definitely lose, but...
I won!
Shut up!
How much did you bet yourself, Haruna?
About 11 million yen.
But you're out of the rankings, aren't you?
I thought I would definitely lose, but...
But what's amazing about Benny-chan is...
...he knows a lot about Thai hairdressers and other world-renowned hairdressers.
How do you know about them?
From my hair.
Which world-renowned hairdressers are the best?
I think Thai hairdressers are the best.
You're improving.
Thai hairdressers are as famous as world doctors going to Thailand for studying.
Ask me anything.
No, no, I'm fine. I don't want you to die.
Stop it! I'll do my best to stop you!
Today, we'll announce the top 3 most expensive plastic surgeries!
Surprisingly, AKB is number one in terms of money!
And obviously, the latest plastic surgeries!
This? This is...
And also...
An opening performance!
Who has the highest growth cost?!
A.K.A.B. touches the bodies of the top 3 contestants and rank them as No. 1 through 3!
- Your butts are amazing! - Thank you!
- So sexy! - How is it?
- It's soft! - It's hard!
- It's so natural! - I can't feel anything!
- Your butts? - It's so soft!
- I can't feel anything! - I'm scared!
Um...
- I want to touch your boobs. - You like boobs?
- Can I? - Go ahead and touch them.
It's amazing! It's boobs!
- It's boobs! - Touch them again!
Touch them properly!
- Do you want me to touch you? - How is it compared to yourself?
Hashihara, aren't you touching your own boobs?!
- It's completely different! - It's different!
It's different! It's from below! I want to touch it!
- What?! What's from below?! - It's from below!
- Boobs?!
- It's something you can't get enough of! - Hey!
Hurry up and wait for Wao-san to be touched!
- Your eyes! - You're blinded by love!
- It's so soft! - It's so soft!
- Be careful and don't do it!
The love high school has begun!
- It's beautiful, isn't it?! - It's beautiful!
I've only seen it for a moment, but it's beautiful, isn't it?!
- Don't touch my nose! - Don't touch my nose!
She won't show me her boobs, but she won't show me her nose!
- Wao-san! Wao-san! Wao-san! - Wao-san!
She's going to tuck in my chest.
What's going on?
- Her boobs! - Her boobs!
- Your men's boobs! - What?!
You're taking my coat off my head?!
Older people are fine with it, but men...
What should I do?
- What should I do? - This? It's...
What is it?
I don't know what it is.
Let's see.
It's the same as butt.
Who do you think is the best?
I think Ao is the best.
Really?
Her face is different.
It's soft.
I don't know why she did it.
She looks pretty.
What about you, Kojima?
I think you two were pretty from the beginning.
Wait a minute!
Wao is also pretty from the beginning!
Wait a minute!
Compared to you two, Wao started from scratch.
No one is born from scratch!
It's true that Demi was late.
It's not about Demi!
Please answer!
Who is number one?
Wao!
Let's see the answer.
Number three!
Natsumi!
Natsumi and Futago, right?
Natsumi and Fuyumi!
Each of you spent 18 million yen.
Who is number two?
Wao!
Who is number one?
Futago Miyamoto!
He spent 2690 yen!
So, Wao-san is in second place!
You were talking nonsense!
Wao-san, what did you put in your cheek?
It's fat.
Fat?
You want it to get fat, right?
And as you get fatter and fatter, you get fatter and fatter.
Ah, I see.
You get like this because you get fat when you put it in.
Now, let's see what kind of surgery the three of you are doing.
Third place, Suzukaze sisters.
First of all, here is a picture of you when you were men.
It's very different.
Wow!
Now, here is the reason why the surgery has changed so much!
900,000 yen for a burst.
Gender-defined surgery.
This is what changes from men to women, right?
I see.
Forehead.
Men's foreheads are straight.
Women's foreheads are...
Straight?
Men's foreheads are longer.
Women's foreheads are rounder.
That's why you fix your blush a little bit.
But you made your forehead completely feminine, but you hid it all with your hair, right?
It doesn't make sense.
In Korea, there is a thing called "same eye shape surgery", which makes your forehead rounder.
This balance, this nose, and this mouth, if they are equal...
One, one, one.
Yes, it's like a beauty standard.
One-third, one-third, one-third.
One-third.
Wow!
Next, number two!
Wow, Yuka!
First of all, this is a photo from men's era.
This is a picture of when he went to get his wife.
It's too complicated for me to understand,
but this is a picture of when Wao went to get his wife.
That's right.
"Please give me an otaku's daughter for this night," he said.
He seems like a bad salesman.
This is the reason why Wao's surgery has changed so much.
His face lift is 1.5 million yen.
His eyes are 6.5 million yen.
His chest is 800,000 yen.
In the past, they put spiritual salt water in his chest.
What about now?
When something hits his chest, it breaks inside.
Now, it's a silicon bag.
Which one is better?
This one is more natural.
What did you compare it with?
You're 37 years old.
You should know how to deal with women.
How did you compare it?
I can't feel anything in my chest.
I want to touch it!
This one is silicon and this one is salt water.
I was in a car accident with this on.
Wow!
If I was in the car, I would push in the front car with no brakes and it would go like this.
If I was in the car and it went like this, I would turn it into an air dog and go like this.
Really?
I would break it.
So you would protect your life.
Lastly, number one, Jojo.
This is a picture of Jojo when he was a man.
Wow!
But he looks like a man.
This is the difference of Jojo's surgery.
Wow!
The part where a plastic surgery beauty spent 8 million yen is...
The part where Kabo-chan had a plastic surgery coming out is...
I had a plastic surgery.
How much did it cost you?
Did you do it?
About 1.5 million yen.
Wow!
On top of that, a beauty who is too beautiful suddenly joined AKB!
The part where a plastic surgery beauty spent 2.6 million yen is...
Here is the difference.
8 million yen!
8 million yen for a plastic surgery!
What does that mean?
In the past, there was a camera case.
It cost about 100,000 yen for one.
That's expensive!
At that time, I wanted to be like Angelina Jolie.
That's why I spent 8 million yen.
Wow!
It's not a cheap phone.
It looks like you're touching it.
There is a picture of how it changes in the shape of the buttocks.
It's bling, isn't it?
But Angelina Jolie's lips are also bling.
Yes, it's bling.
This is also similar.
If you raise it, you can see everything on the side screen.
Wow!
It's true!
Wow!
What is it? What is it?
It's like Brad Pitt...
It's not Brad Pitt!
Honestly, it's not Brad Pitt!
It's not like Brad Pitt!
Seriously!
It's easy, it's easy!
What are you doing right now?
Ah, me? I'm removing my hair.
Ah, is that so?
I'm removing my hair.
You're removing it?
But it doesn't grow much, so...
Thank you.
You can still do it!
You can still do it.
You can do it.
How about your face?
I also do hair removal.
How about your face?
I also did my chin.
Chin?
You did your chin?
It's amazing, isn't it?
I wanted to have a small face, so I went to a beauty salon.
Then my teacher suddenly gave me a major and said, "You can do 5 millimeters."
Then I'll ask you for 5 millimeters.
Teacher, what criteria do you use for 5 millimeters?
I don't know.
It's easier, isn't it?
Was the surgery daily?
It was daily, but for about a week, it hurt so much that I couldn't speak.
How much did it cost?
The chin was about 1.5 million yen.
What about you, Hamdaptra?
I haven't done anything.
I haven't done anything at all.
I just shave.
Every day.
As a result, only foreigners can see it.
It's amazing.
By the way, this is a world of women with natural plastic surgery.
On the contrary, there is a beautiful woman who hasn't had plastic surgery at all.
There is a zero-yen woman.
This person.
Komachi-san?
You haven't done anything at all?
Yes, I have done my tongue.
You haven't done your face at all?
You have removed your tongue.
You look like a model for a magazine.
There is another zero-yen woman.
Koko-san.
Koko-san, even if you sit here...
You can tell, can't you?
Look at the gap.
You can see it from above.
Thank you very much.
She is cute.
You look like a light bulb.
You look like an idol.
Are you okay?
You two look like frozen.
Why are you frozen?
Such a zero-yen woman.
Such a beautiful couple.
This time, they will show their bare faces.
First of all, Komachi-san.
I will show you my bare face now.
She is cute.
Let's reverse the appearance of their makeup.
Komachi-san always takes about 20 minutes for her makeup.
What kind of bare face will appear?
This is my bare face.
Next, Coco-san.
I'll show you my bare face.
Let's reverse the look of her make-up.
Coco-san's make-up time is about 15 minutes.
Let's check her personal progress with a camera.
Next...
This is my bare face.
She has a lot of face.
She has a lot of beauty.
Even though she is not wearing makeup, she looks better without makeup.
Hey, you are looking at me, aren't you?
I am wearing colored contact lenses.
Only colored contact lenses?
Yes, only colored contact lenses.
Hey, Ai-chan, look at me.
No, no, no. I have been looking at you for a long time, but it doesn't mean anything at all.
No, no, no.
Really, Coco-chan, you have a lot of girls' skeleton and back.
By the way, you two can put on makeup in about 20 minutes, right?
Yes, that's right.
How long does Grandiva take?
It takes about two hours for Grandiva to be finished.
Also, Babie-san hasn't moved at all for a while.
It's heavy today.
Babie-san looks like A-chan, doesn't she?
Who?
Maeda-nin?
It's true.
Look, they look like each other.
Hey, look at this.
She is an AKB member now, but I hope she will be like this in 30 years.
She will be like that.
Then she will have a lot of good sales.
She can even go to hot springs.
Today, we have taken photos of some of AKB members without makeup.
Let's compare their looks without makeup.
First of all, Paeda.
She is cute.
What do you think, Miki?
How many photos do you take?
Until you get to this face.
How many photos do you take?
Is there a technique for you to take just one photo?
No, no, no.
I know your technique. I have taken photos of you about 100 times.
I know you. I know all of your efforts.
Next, Taka-jo's bare face.
Look at this.
When did you take this photo?
It's summer, so it's about two months ago.
There is one more person.
Naka-jo.
This is good.
Naka-jo is still popular in Nakagawa.
Who did you choose?
I chose Naka-jo's mother.
My daughter likes this the most.
The next theme is this.
AKB48's bare face ranking.
Let's start with 3rd place.
She's an idol, but she's kind of gay.
She's an idol, so I want her to act more like a woman.
Especially, I don't hate Minami Takahashi, but she's too manly.
When I look at her dancing, sometimes her legs look like a crab's legs.
That's right, my legs look like crab's legs.
You should do like this.
Her footwork is too vulgar.
Normally, when we do a pose, we go like this.
But she does like this.
Sometimes, it gets loose.
It gets like this.
I thought it would be like this.
Can you put it in?
I'll put it in for you.
There are girls who can do it.
Kaba-chan, I didn't know you were checking everyone's legs like that.
I was surprised.
When the time comes, your legs will come out like this.
I've been wondering for a long time.
When you're sitting?
Everyone is doing it properly.
Everyone is doing it properly, right?
That's right.
Earlier, she was opening her legs.
Her back was bent.
Her knees were closed.
That's right.
We're researching how to make the pose look loose.
Like in front of the mirror.
Like a girl's pose.
To make it look cute.
During the spring, she'll demonstrate a technique that will make guys lose 100% in karaoke.
Normally, when you sing in front of someone you like, you can't do it like this.
Is that so?
Because you can't give a chance to the person you like.
Because you want the guy to give you a chance and you want him to give you a chance to come in.
So you'll turn your back.
And you'll sing?
That's right.
And your hair will shake like this.
It'll shake and look cute.
So you'll do it like a cute girl.
When you sing a medium-tempo song...
And you have the next move, right?
At that moment, you'll turn around and say, "I put in the next song."
That's cute.
I'm sure she'll be popular.
You should master this.
You should do it.
Okay, Sasha Ara.
Wow!
Do it.
Do it like this.
You turn around, right?
You turn your neck like this.
You turn left and right, right?
That's right.
You turn your head like this.
You don't have to turn your head like this.
Look.
Why do you turn like this?
You're good at dancing.
Can you do it?
She's good at dancing.
She's not good at dancing.
She's singing in the back.
She's shaking.
Did you put in the next song?
Yes.
Wow!
That's good.
It's not bad.
Let's move on to the second place in the ranking of "Mono Monos" for AKB.
Her hairstyle is strange.
What?
That's right.
Is it true?
Yes.
Can I say it?
That's right.
It's Takamina.
What?
Really?
Yes.
He's been doing it for six years.
All the time.
That's right.
Why is her hairstyle strange?
She doesn't have time to fix it.
But Takamina has a firm chin.
So, I grow my hair higher and higher and higher and my face gets longer and longer and my balance is not good.
So I think it's better to have a little volume on the side.
So you think it's better to have your hair on the side?
Yes, because it's heavy.
It looks like Sphynx.
Yes, it looks like Sphynx.
That's not good!
And Mayu, she doesn't have to split her bangs so much and not to split it into these triangles.
Oh, her particular hairstyle.
It's CG.
It's not CG!
It's expensive!
Let's see the first place.
Monomouth Ranking first place...
Min-kyun!
You're still there, Min-kyun!
This is for confidence's sake, A.K.B member Bijingo Date emergency trade-off!
So cute!
I'm sorry, but you can't do that!
The first place in the Oben Army's A.K.B Reborn Ranking is...
Min-kyun!
First of all, if it's a group like this, there should be one, two, three, four, five people.
The one who's in the middle and cutting the top is you, right?
Who?
Minagishi-san.
When I first saw you, I thought you were walking an elephant.
You look like you're not wearing any makeup.
When we were working together, you looked like you didn't wear any makeup.
But you look like a little old man without makeup.
You look like a little man.
You're like salt sprinkled over watermelons.
You're like a salt to bring out more sweetness.
But you don't seem like you're here with a sense of salt.
But you've gotten a little older, haven't you?
You came here and...
But speaking of saltiness, there are a lot of good people in the lower ranks.
Lower ranks, tell me about it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Not only you, but your mother is watching, too!
Even if you're in the lower ranks of A.K.B, you're still a woman!
Which one? Which one?
Just look at the three of them!
They're big! They're bigger than you think!
The one we couldn't talk about the most is Matsubara- san in 35th place.
You are also a new couple?
Come on!
You like to see dogs, don't you?
Come on!
I'm sorry.
Come on!
I'm sorry, but we can't do anything about it.
We don't have any objection.
Look at their faces.
What's wrong with you?
We don't have any objection.
Let's move on.
Meeting places and shocking rankings.
Are you Ms. Matsubara?
- How are you? - I'm fine.
Seniors are important, too.
First of all, the 3rd place.
Whether it's raining or snowing, an open cafe for fun.
I sit on the open cafe's terrace and watch people passing by.
If there's a handsome guy, if I see him, I go talk to him and ask him what time it is.
I ask his age. If he says 20 years old, I say OK.
We exchange emails.
Is there such a thing in an open cafe?
There are quite a lot of people in an open cafe for fun.
- Is it like that? - You're just saying random places.
- Sorry, sorry. - Is it everyone's favorite place?
If you like a normal person, what would you do?
I'd go with him.
- It doesn't matter. - I'd hit him and break him.
You've misunderstood it this far. You don't have to misunderstand anything.
But if you don't want to do it, it's harder for you to break him.
But if you're a girl and you're dating secretly, you wouldn't say it at all.
- Is it like that? - It's like that.
- Is it like that? - It just goes on and on.
We're trying to see how far you can go.
- But you're wearing purple. It's pretty. - It's pretty, isn't it?
- Mr. Umeno. - It's pretty.
Mr. Umeno is a man you date.
Even if you're a normal person, you wouldn't know if you didn't say it.
No, no. I'm tall and if I say it out loud, it becomes a shop.
And when that happens, there are a lot of disadvantages.
Disadvantages?
Oh, you brought up another one.
So you have that kind of relationship with people who have wives.
That's right.
But even if you're married and your wife calls you and you're fighting,
if you pick up the phone and give it to her, you're a man.
- So you say it right away. - Oh, I see.
- "Excuse me." - "What is it?"
- "I'm drinking with you right now." - "Excuse me, I'm drinking with my friends."
- I see. - Wow.
I've heard that you invite a lot of production staff.
- Really? - Yes.
- From one end of A and D. - Wow.
- It's not bad. - It's not bad, but...
I think it's a meeting place for production staff.
The director who's in charge of the show asked us not to go out for a meal.
Who is it? Is she here?
This person?
Is she your type?
She's not my type, but I think we should go out for a meal.
She's kind.
She's very kind.
By the way, she's...
She's here! What a shame!
She's here?
Even if she's not here, I think it's safer to say "she's here" now.
What's with that reaction?
Mizuna Shouzen, how do you approach it?
It flows naturally.
You let it sleep in your hometown?
What a shame!
But people who have experienced it come to you.
That's why it flows naturally.
It flows naturally.
Next, the second one.
Sweaty sports gym.
A lot of them.
That's right.
There aren't many of them today.
But there are more men who like men like you and us.
And you can get popular if you work out.
So you can work out at the gym.
And you can show your muscles.
Let's do it together.
It's delicious twice.
That's why you're all cute.
But you all have beautiful body lines.
It's the same as people who work out.
People who don't work out don't show what they have beautifully.
That's why you're trained.
I go to the gym.
You do, don't you?
Three times a week.
But you don't wear that makeup when you go to the gym, do you?
I went to the gym once with this makeup.
But they turned me down.
Because it's different from the picture in the agency.
They turned me down.
But I still did my best.
But I want you to write that women's clothing is bad, too.
Yes, yes.
Even if it's not good.
It's not bad if it's not good.
It's pretty bad.
When we went to the Shinjuku Gyoen for a flower viewing, we said...
What did we say?
It's a historical garden.
It's not good for a historical garden.
It's not good?
So I said, "What are you talking about?"
If it's not makeup, it's just a snack.
I said, "How many people are there for a flower viewing?"
And I could go in.
You still say that.
Yes.
I went to the gym the other day.
I went to the bathroom.
A man asked me if I wanted to go out for dinner.
We went out for dinner and drank a little.
When I got drunk, I said, "You look like Yumiko Shaku."
Shingo-san, I have a favor to ask you.
If you think I'll confess my love to you,
can you lend me 80,000 yen?
I was really surprised.
Now, let's move on to the first question.
Did you have sex with a woman with a lot of boobs?
What is the mystery of having sex with a woman with a lot of boobs?
I'm very excited!
What are you doing?
What is the mystery of having sex with a woman with a lot of boobs?
Did you have sex with a woman with a lot of boobs?
That's right.
Every year...
Boob ballet?
Yes, there is a national competition every year.
There are about 200 people in Tokyo.
It's a big competition.
It's very big.
I've been invited to see it a few times.
You can go there under the guise of "sports sightseeing,"
but it's obvious you can go there looking for men.
You can see all of their bodies.
You can go there and cheer for them.
They come from all over the country.
You can form a community there.
What did you go there for?
To cheer for them.
Gay people like volleyball and tennis a lot.
But they don't like racquetball, soccer and rough play.
They don't like being cornered.
No, no, no.
They like sports where they can have their own private time.
Why is that?
If you touch something you don't want to be touched all of a sudden, they'll say "no" and leave you alone.
Is that possible?
I asked them if they like volleyball.
And if they say they don't like it, is that possible?
Not everyone can play volleyball.
You can't throw it well?
I don't know.
But you can't tell them apart, right?
Magi walks around the city and you don't think she's a woman, right?
Isn't there a way to tell them apart?
Yes, Mr. Maiken.
To put it simply, a normal man would bow and say "nice to meet you" when bowing.
But a woman would say "nice to meet you."
I see.
She comes down from there.
But aren't there a lot of dancers?
Because you're a dancer, right?
That's right.
Where does Magi go to look for you?
She doesn't go looking for me anymore.
So you're always at home?
No, I go to work or meet up with friends who introduce me to them.
Do you have friends at the hospital?
What do you usually do besides dancing?
Besides dancing?
What do you do besides dancing?
What are you talking about?
Oh, you're talking about Esté, right?
You're talking about Esté, right?
But...
It's 1,050 yen per time.
That's expensive!
Esté is a local shop.
You can get proper Esté there for an hour and a half.
Esté?
You don't just paint it white and shave it with a razor, do you?
That's completely different.
They do it in earnest.
It's 1,000 yen.
But I still keep my Esté.
Isn't that too much?
It's too much.
Because Esté is very beautiful.
It's difficult.
Wow, it's beautiful!
Oh, it's her turn!
Wow, it's beautiful!
What are you doing?
Why do you make that face when you get your turn?
You look very energetic.
But when I'm next to you, I smell like a laundry.
Wow, it's beautiful!