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Tonight's Nogibingo is...
Don't say "gata-gata", you idiot!
The most busy idol in Japan, Nogizaka46's accumulated irritation has exploded!
I'm really irritated.
It's really annoying for me.
I don't want you to do it.
In order to welcome 2018 with pleasure, everyone, let's "scut" together!
"Nogibaka" means...
Models, actresses, students, celebrities...
Stars, actresses and cute idols!
That's not all!
Nogizaka46 that you've never seen before is still there!
Nogizaka46 "scut" grand prix!
The members will survey their irritation in advance.
They will announce it in a ranking format and "scut" it in various ways.
Now, let's go!
7th place is...
Sakurai Reika!
"Flick input" is too difficult for me and I'm irritated!
What is "flick"?
"Sliding and typing" seems to be the mainstream.
That's really difficult for me.
She's angry!
I'm irritated!
It's really difficult for me!
Akemoto, who usually uses it, will do it for her.
Why is it so fast?
Wow! Wow!
Wow! It's fast!
Wow! Wow!
What? What? What?
What? What? Wow!
Wow!
On the other hand, Sakurai is...
Please say "I'm Sakurai Reika."
Start!
I said "start" but I didn't say anything!
But it's totally different.
Why can you do it like that?
I don't know where it is.
No, no, no!
It's so difficult!
Even if it's not like that, you can still do it.
I do it like that,
but on the train,
I can't input the flick.
I can feel it in his gaze.
His gaze.
No way!
It's like "what?"
I can't do it, but I'll do something.
Don't hate me!
To have Sakurai-san do "scat",
we have prepared something.
So please retrieve it.
This is it!
Shoji's "bilibili" scat!
It's a new type of scat that you can't break.
Until you're satisfied with it,
make it "bilibili" and do "scat".
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Let's do it!
Shoji's "bilibili" scat!
Please do it!
3...2...
1...
Don't say words from different directions!
Input the flick!
How do you feel now?
It's so fun!
It's my first victory in my life!
Wow!
How do you feel now?
I feel better now!
Will you do a trick challenge next year?
No, I won't!
The sixth place goes to...
Asuka Saito!
She gets irritated with herself after coming home!
What does it mean?
When I come home, I always sit on the sofa.
Once I sit on the sofa, I can't move.
While I'm reading or using my cell phone, I fall asleep.
You will die!
I fall asleep and wake up in the morning.
Then I take a bath.
There are too many things like that.
I get irritated thinking I shouldn't do it.
Yamazaki-san, you know what I mean, right?
I know.
When I come home, I sleep on the floor at the entrance.
I lock the door and sleep on the floor.
It's like a normal drunk person.
That's right.
What do you think about it, Hori-san and these two?
I know how you feel, but...
I didn't think there would be someone sleeping on the floor in this group.
You're all worn out.
I'm really old.
Saito-san has prepared something for you.
This is...
"Chabudai Gaishi Scut"!
Turn this chabudai upside down, wrap it in rice and make a scut.
It's all samples.
You can't eat it.
Oh, it's fake.
I don't think it's real with such solid miso soup.
Now, please show us "chabudai gaeshi" cut.
Hey you, I'm telling you not to sit.
Don't sit for the rest of your life!
Wow!
The end!
Wow!
Wow! Wow!
It has a lot of power.
Wow!
If you cut it, the staff will fly a lot.
Wow! This is good!
Did you cut it?
I will! I will!
Because there is such a dish.
It's fun!
How is it? Do you want to buy that "chabudai"?
No, I don't need it.
Are you okay?
Next, the 5th place is...
The impersonation of "noujou" in "shichimai-chan" is annoying!
Instead of talking, they impersonate my movements.
They exaggerate too much.
What's with that smug face?
Smug face...
Can you show me now?
When you want to take a picture,
when you look straight ahead, you do like this.
Or like this.
But when you look down...
One, two...
What?
Shohana-san!
Isn't your waist position too high?
She tries to show her legs as long as possible.
So, her waist position is as high as her chest.
She uses her imagination!
That's right.
And "noujou"!
Is it a stretch?
It's to show how beautiful your body line is.
Can you show me "noujou"?
One, two...
You do it sometimes.
You do it sometimes, don't you?
Yes, I do it sometimes.
The skirt that she prepared for her "shinuchi" is...
Punching skirt!
She is going to receive a punch.
She is Kobayashi Manazou, the champion of women's flying ball in her first Muetai Open.
She worked hard just to make "shinuchi" wear a skirt.
Punching skirt, please!
Three, two, one...
I don't do that pose! Don't make fun of me!
I'm sorry!
It stinks!
I can't watch it!
Wada "noujou" said something just now!
I can't watch it!
Watch them more!
Don't make fun of me!
I didn't think it would be like this!
The fourth place is...
Horimiyo-na-chan said...
I can't stand Watanabe Miria's 'one bite, please!'
Watanabe often says "one bite, please!"
But it's not "one bite" at all!
I ate more than half of it.
So...
I don't remember it.
Watanabe-san, I'm talking about you, but...
It's a different food, so I want it.
I've said "one bite" before, but I don't know you're eating it all.
I know it!
I always say "one bite, ghost".
One bite, ghost!
I thought "one bite, ghost" would come again.
I don't want you to do it.
For Tori-san...
Here it is!
Samurai Metagiri Skirt!
We have a professional shield-wearing group.
Even amateurs can cut with ease just by swinging their katana.
Samurai Metagiri Skirt, please!
Hey! I found you!
Wow! Amazing!
What do you want?
I'm doing my best right now!
Shut up!
You guys! Kill them!
Watch out!
Welcome!
Are you the mastermind?
Youkai, give me a bite, you monster!
If you shut up and give me a bite, I'm fine with it!
So cute!
I want a bite!
Television!
Wow!
Wow! This is fun!
I'm disappointed!
What's with your face, Wataru-san?
What's with that face?
I don't know why I'm disappointed.
Before the top three,
from the rankings,
unfortunately,
this small irritation has leaked.
To tell you the truth,
there's something about Mahiro Kawamura.
What is it?
Mahiro puts rubbish or unnecessary things in his bag.
What are you doing?!
Rubbish?!
It's hidden in his bag.
And there was one time
in his bag, there was a charm of a bag.
Since he didn't put anything like this in his bag,
perhaps it was a gift from God.
And Mahiro saw it.
Look, there was something like this in it!
And Mahiro said, "Can it be Mahiro's painting?"
What are you doing, Kawamura-san?!
It's a useless prank. I love it!
You love it?!
Are you going to do it again in the future?
I will!
Of course you will!
The rankings are now in the top three!
In third place...
In Teradarande-chan's...
"small eyes" 150cm members will be released!
By the way, who will be released?
Maikoma-san and...
Watanabe Miria and...
You said "and"...
Today, Karin-chan is also small, 150cm.
We are relatively small members.
It doesn't change much.
We are small, so we can't move forward.
Can you say that?
You are all small, aren't you?
But we haven't changed.
You haven't changed.
If I say that to a member who is around 160cm,
I will say "it looks difficult".
"It looks difficult", you will say.
I don't like being mocked like that.
Ah, I see.
The skirt they prepared for such a Terada is...
Skirt!
Slap and cut skirt!
This magnificent skirt...
They will do a full swing of the bat, slap and cut it.
This bat...
We borrowed it from a specialty store called "piat forer" which distributes "ira ira".
In order to reuse it, you have to break it.
So don't hesitate and slap and cut it until you are satisfied.
In 2017...
I hope I can express my negative feelings here.
I see.
Let's have them slap and cut it.
Please!
Small, small...
Don't say "gata gata", you idiot!
Awesome!
I was scared!
I don't usually get excited like this.
You did it!
It's been a while since I did it with both hands.
You did it with both hands!
She did it by herself.
You must be scared the most today.
I was scared.
Did you watch it calmly?
I was scared because I thought there were a lot of things from the first line.
I don't think I can say this when we're shooting.
That's right.
You always have that bat in the dressing room.
I'm sorry for that kind of character.
This is the last one.
There are two people in the first place!
Let me introduce you to the first one.
This is...
Manatsu Akimoto...
Saeri Matsumura who steals gloves is unforgivable!
I can't forgive you!
You're a thief!
What do you mean?
At the end, I put on lip gloss.
I put on a lot of lip gloss because I wanted to shoot in a plump state.
When I was about to go to the studio for shooting,
she suddenly looked at me and kissed me.
She kissed me and took all the lip gloss I had just put on.
What are you going to do, Matsumura-san?
I don't take it off.
I put it up every time.
From mouth to mouth.
I don't know why I'm exchanging lip gloss here.
You're doing it on your own, aren't you?
That's right. It's such a nuisance for me.
I'm irritated.
I want to ask you this.
Do you want lip gloss or lips?
Lips!
Excuse me, can I change seats?
No!
It's too early for you, Ikoma-chan.
No, it's fine.
It's too early for you, Ikoma-chan.
To be honest, you are cute, so I want to kiss you.
Akiko-san, it's not manzana.
No, it's not.
Manzan is the only person who accepts my words.
No, it's not like that.
You are really handsome.
Wow!
It's on!
Can you see it?
It's on!
Wow!
It's on so beautifully!
You look like an old man who just came back from a cabaret.
I always do it right before I go on a singing show.
That's right!
I do it with all my might!
If an influencer does it like this, I do it like this!
Like, "Take it when I do that move!"
What kind of request did you have, Akimo-san?
I prepared this!
A machine gun shooting skirt!
Machine gun?
This time, we'll use a machine gun to shoot all the plates we want to break.
Not a single one will be left behind.
We'll break it into tiny pieces and make the skirt feel good!
Then, please show us the machine gun shooting skirt!
Three...
Two...
One...
I want to record it with my plump lips!
This machine gun!
Wow!
Bang! Bang!
Wow! How do you like it? It's fun!
I was wondering if it would come out like this while I was shooting, and it got funny!
But it was really refreshing! Of course it is refreshing!
Matsumura-san, what did you think of this?
I didn't know it would turn out like this with such a little impulse.
I thought it was such a big incident and I reflected on myself a little.
Now, everyone, don't you want to forget?
There is one person in first place!
After this, another person in first place will appear!
It's the people who let me use my chance properly!
Just what is she so irritated about?!
It's this person! Ta-dah!
She's angry! She's angry!
Her tension is low!
She's irritated about this!
Nakada-san's "I can't forgive myself for not being able to use my chance properly!"
She's strict with herself!
She's strict!
What's going on?
While there are a lot of members here, we don't get many chances to talk.
We always end up not being able to have an interesting conversation.
I really have a lot of unworthy memories.
What's wrong, Nakada-san?!
Look! Everyone is looking at you with concern!
Look at her attitude! It's like a play from the Showa era!
What's with that Showa era play?!
Everyone is the type of people who let their chance be used properly.
Oh, I see! Just like how I used my chance to act properly just now!
I don't think we have that ability.
Then, let's use that thought!
Yes!
"Machine Gun" middle ages cut! Nakada-san, please!
One
Give me more chance, you idiot!
I can't hit it! I can't hit it! I can't hit it!
I can't hit it! Give me more chance!
It's still in! It's still in!
You can do it! You can do it!
Nakada, what's wrong with you?! Nakada, your chance...
I can't hit it! I can't hit it!
The broken plate has 4 pieces and 5...
Even if you have it... Even if you have it...
You won't get a chance?
Maybe you're right.
Let's say our next goal!
"Muchaberi don takai"!
"Muchaberi don takai" it is!
What will Saito Asuka receive from Santa this year?
Announcement from the program!
"No Giving No Nine" online video distribution service "Hulu" and "Nintendo On Demand"
After the broadcast, internet distribution starts!
For more information, go to the program's homepage!
It's already Christmas.
What is it?
As expected, Santa will come again.
Will he come again this year?
He'll come. He's already asked for it.
What did you ask for?
A game.
Cute!
Asuka-chan seems like she'll come again.
She'll definitely come.
She'll come, but...
Ever since I was little, I've been writing letters and cookies for Santa.
But, I've definitely written "Asuka" on the envelope with cash in it.
So it's not a present!
It's not a present.
That's Santa.
Santa will come again.
For more information about the members' Christmas spirit, watch the broadcast on Hulu!
There will be more next year!
For more details, go to the program's homepage!
This is how the final episode will look like!
Merry Christmas!
Next is finally the final episode!
Nogizaka will do her best to challenge the virtual object!
For Christmas, please laugh it off in Nogizaka!