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It's been about 9 months since she joined the showbiz world.
Tonight, she and Mr. Nogizaka have supported each other.
You are too fluffy. I can't tell who you are.
You only need to eat.
It's the first real fight.
If you lose, it will be a big mess.
The fight you can never lose begins now!
I'm sorry, Uman.
Nogizaka 46, who ran up the stardom of national idols,
also has what they have now because of their youth, which is a little bit stimulating and a little bit bitter.
And now, in order to surpass such seniors,
Mr. Nogizaka will devote his youth, which only happens once in his life, to this show.
A full force of youth variety show that you can only see now!
Give it up for Mr. Nogizaka!
Tears of a maiden flowing on a landslide.
Are they tears of joy or tears of frustration?
A full force of youth variety show!
"The Place of Mr. Nogizaka" begins now!
Now, you will have to compete in various ways,
but this is Mr. Nogizaka's first one-on-one serious match.
If you lose, you will have to carry out a ridiculous order.
As a commentary this time, we have Mr. Matsumura, Ms. Nojo and Mr. Wara with us!
Ms. Matsumura, what do idols need?
Of course, it's guts!
That's great!
Speaking of Nogizaka's "stealing queen", it's Ms. Nojo.
Ah, I'm already nervous.
I want to do it.
Ms. Wara, what does "stealing" mean for Nogizaka 46?
It's a wall that everyone has to overcome!
I see!
Then, let's start with the first trick!
East, Mountain, Lower Mountain
West, Kotosakaguchi
In the entertainment world, there are still only two of them.
Finally, the first trick will start!
Let's decide the first trick!
Understood!
Here it is!
It's "serious sumo"!
In other words, it's a real match to get a normal sumo!
Which one will win?
Serious sumo
It's written in the "serious sumo"
What is it?
It's a rare dish!
"Matetanix" is a rare dish!
And this is the rare dish of fear!
Here we go!
Finally, I'm getting excited!
Here we go!
It's a rare dish!
"Oven"!
What is it?
It's black meat!
It's "kourogi"!
The loser will eat "kourogi" stir-fried dish!
Now, "muchaburi" has been announced!
I think it's more "serious sumo"!
Please give us a mic performance!
Hey, Sakaguchi!
You're younger than me, but you're still underestimating me!
Why do you always have to take care of me?
I'm not a butcher!
That's good! That's good!
It's starting! It's starting!
Hey, Yamashita!
What is it?
The faces of the school and the TV are different!
What?!
You shout "up" towards the wall!
What?!
You don't know what you're saying and you're dark!
Now, hurry up! The sun has risen!
I can't lose! No, I don't want to lose!
Because a cricket is waiting for me!
Now, the first move!
Yamashita Yama vs. Kotosa Gaguchi!
Now, there's a lot of time limit!
Ready...
Go!
Now, the first move!
Yamashita Yama wins!
Kotosa Gaguchi won!
At that moment, Yamashita Yama ate up the cricket!
The loser is Yamashita Yama.
Yamashita Yama's food is a mess.
When you look at it seriously, it feels really bad.
You can be serious!
Now, I have good news for you!
What is it?
Actually, this cricket food...
In China, Taiwan, Southeast Asia, it's really high in protein.
It's also known as a beauty and health food.
But I don't know what you're saying at all.
It's pretty solid.
Now, for the first time in her life, will she be able to eat it properly?
When it's decided, say "itadakimasu" to the camera in a cute way.
Itadakimasu.
Yes, it's a good smile.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Now, will she be able to eat it?
The croaker is in her mouth!
She's going to eat it! She's going to eat it! She ate it! She ate it!
Will she be able to chew it?
She's going to eat it! She's going to eat it! Does it make a crunching sound?
She ate it all!
This is bad, this is bad.
It's delicious!
She ate it all!
She even got a "delicious" comment!
Even if she broke an idol's shell...
I'm not going to eat it.
It was a great meal!
Now, let's move on to the next event.
East... Nakamura Circle...
Nakamura Circle...
West... Kubotai Festival...
It's a Kubotai Festival!
Now, let's move on to the next method.
What method will it be?
Hand-pushed sumo!
It's a hand-pushed sumo match!
She'll use only her own hands to push her opponent out of the ring.
Yes!
It's a "push-and-break" challenge!
The match is hand-pushed sumo.
And this "push-and-break" looks like...
What is it?
She's wearing a croaker!
It's real!
Now, let's put that croaker in her mouth!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Who is it?
Let's say "konnichiwa" to the croaker!
Croaker!
Konnichiwa!
Yes, of course!
Who is it?
It's a spider!
I don't like this colour!
You don't like it?
I don't like it!
Nakamura-san, what's your age?
I'm a heavyweight!
I don't like heavyweights!
I'm a snake-aged woman.
Snake-aged woman!
What will the two snake-aged women win?
Hey, Kubo!
You eat five meals a day but you're so thin that you sometimes lose your appearance!
Huh? Where are you, Kubo?
What will the opponent, Kubo, say?
Hey, Nakamura!
Oh, nice.
You're too fluffy and I don't know your character!
On top of that, you were chosen as a model for Zipper- san's project.
I was so happy! Congratulations!
The other way around!
They raised their arms and dropped them.
Their height is 2.7 meters.
The snake-aged woman is waiting!
Now, let's go!
Nakamura-maru versus Kubo-taikai!
There's a lot of time!
Get ready...
Get up!
Will she win with one strike?
Oh, she pulled it back!
This is wonderful!
Can she push or pull?
What will she do?
She's got it in her hands!
Don't let your body go!
She's got it in her left hand!
She's won the spider competition!
Nakamura Baru has won the spider competition!
Eat up, Billman's snake!
The snake isn't allowed to eat spiders!
But it's a treat to wrap up a tiger!
By the way,
when you wrap up a tiger around its neck,
you should leave it alone, right?
Yes, you're right.
If you let it go wild...
It'll die?
She's got it!
Billman's snake scarf!
What's happening!
Billman's snake scarf wraps around its neck!
It's a wrap!
My body is going to move!
It's ticklish!
She's got it!
She likes it!
Wow!
What was your impression?
I don't know. For the first time in my life, I felt like my body wasn't moving.
I felt like something was moving.
Someone! Translate for me!
It was a wild snake!
Let's move on to the next one!
East, Yodainaka
West, Umezawa
It's like Myouji's "end"
Next one, please!
It's a series of "mou"
It's a series of "mou" battle!
You will face each other on a round table.
The person who falls from here will get a "muchaburi"
I see!
Let's start the "muchaburi" test!
Now, "unmei" of "muchaburi", "maketa" of "rikushi"
Will she...
What will it be?
"zenryoku" of "buruzon" and "shiemi" of "shiemi"
Now, please show us your "bike" performance!
Hey, Umezawa!
Among the three of you, Iroke-characters are wearing the same clothes!
The Iroke of the three of you is enough for me!
Umezawa, what will you do?!
Don't make me laugh, Yoda!
She's here!
Damn you!
On the shinkansen to the handshake party,
just before the door closes,
you noticed you forgot the bag with valuables in it,
and you made an adult take it away,
and you caused trouble for people and you're still alive!
Don't make me laugh by saying "characaburi"
Wow, this is amazing!
I don't need two people for "sexy"
Next up is Yoda Inaka vs. Umezawa!
A lot of time!
Get ready!
I'll do my best!
How will she do?!
She did it in one go!
In one shot!
Umezawa wins!
Now, let's see your "sexy" "all out" "bullseye" smile!
You can't stand up!
I don't like it!
Okay, you can go now!
Now, Yoda-san!
Please get ready!
Now, let's watch Yoda's "all out" "bullseye" smile!
That's beautiful!
So cute!
Matsumura-kun, thank you!
Wada-kun, thank you!
Nojou-kun, thank you!
Nojou-kun, what's wrong?
Ah, I'm glad I was born as a woman!
So cute!
Hello, I'm an efficient workaholic, fulfilling personal life, Yoda Wooman.
Short-lived people like you, can't you concentrate because you want to make money?
No, Wooman!
Then, I have a question for you.
Can you keep eating cold roasted sweet potatoes forever and ever?
Don't you want to eat new roasted sweet potatoes?
The profit is the same as sweet potatoes.
When it gets cold, you can eat new roasted sweet potatoes again.
How many sweet potatoes do you think there are on earth?
One hundred million tons.
2014 survey.
Cute!
Amazing! Good!
It's painful.
I'm sorry, I didn't think there were any seniors.
I did it as a "with me" this time.
How did you feel doing it "with me", Wada-san?
It felt really good.
She did her best, and we did ours too.
We did our best, and I'm glad we were able to support her from behind.
Can you tell us how you feel now?
No, Wooman!
Let's move on to the next one!
The East Sea of Threads
The West Sea of Threads
Yoshida's Hanakristi
Yoshida's Hanakristi!
It's been a while!
Can you tell us the next one?
It's Kenken Zumou!
Kenken Zumou!
Can you tell us the next one?
It's Muchaburi!
The spring won't come off!
Let's go inside!
It's finally here!
Please enjoy your meal!
Yoshida's Hamacristi!
We're so happy you're here!
That was amazing!
Now, please look over there!
Go ahead!
What came out of it...
is a phone box!
She's heading over to her phone...
and asking for a meal!
That's what she's asked for!
Will Yoshida be able to surpass the limits of an idol?
She's covered in grass!
How do you feel right now?
I'm looking forward to it!
She's looking forward to it!
Are you ready?
Yes!
She's ready!
Let's go!
Can I see your face?
Are you okay?
Can I see your face?
Can you show me your face?
Here you are!
You're laughing!
She's covered in grass!
Let's move on to today's "Musubi no Ichiban".
East, Iwamoto Sakari.
Iwamoto Sakari!
West, Mukai Meshi.
Mukai Meshi!
What's going on?
How do we do this?
This is "Musubi no Ichiban".
Here it is!
Serious competition!
It's a serious competition!
Mukai Meshi!
Please announce the winner!
Who will be the winner?
Oh my god!
Please be careful!
Come on!
The winner is...
Aja Kong!
If you lose this time, Aja-san will give you a strong death blow.
Let's do a mic performance!
Hey, Mukai!
You're good at playing the guitar and you have a big reaction.
You and I have the same personality!
All you have to do is eat!
Now, Mukai's meal is...
Mr. Iwamoto!
When we go home together,
There's nothing left! I forgot this!
There's a lot of things to forget!
In the end, I found it!
You have it, don't you?! Shut up!
Here it comes! Here it comes! Here it comes!
She's angry!
We don't want to lose to each other!
Now, with this number one,
It's the first time, Musubi's number one!
Will it be Aja's execution?
Mr. Iwamoto's meal?
Mukai's meal?
Gangan's hit?
If you hear Gangan's hit, stand up!
Musubi's number one...
Will it be Aja Kong's execution?
Here it comes!
No Giving No Seven
Blu-ray and DVD box sales decided!
"Nogizaka 46" for the first time!
I can only love Asuka...
"No Giving No Seven" is a band like this...
Will it be Aja's execution?
Mr. Iwamoto's meal?
Mukai's meal?
Gangan's hit?
If you hear Gangan's hit, stand up!
Be careful!
It's finally time!
Here it comes!
Water up!
Be careful!
Mr. Iwamoto's meal?
He hit his right!
He grabbed his knee!
He's got it!
He's got Mukai's meal!
Mukai's meal!
He hit his right!
He hit it a lot!
What a match!
It's been a while since we saw this...
This is amazing!
Mr. Iwamoto's meal is amazing!
It's the number one!
He's got it!
Mukai's meal is left!
Mr. Iwamoto's meal is left!
He's got it!
He's throwing his shoes!
Even with his shoes thrown, he's got his right leg!
He's got it!
He's pushing him down!
At that moment, Mukai's meal!
Mukai's meal!
Aza's fast to attack!
He's running away!
He's caught!
Aza's eyes are on Mukai!
He's caught by Aza!
Hey! Hey! You lost! You lost!
What is that posture?! What is that posture?!
Be careful! Be careful!
Yes! Rest! Rest!
I'll listen to you!
Yes! Let's go!
As you say! As you are!
What is this posture?!
Could it be?!
Will it come?! Will it come?!
It's closing!
Cobra twist!
As you say! Cobra twist!
It's working! It's working!
Squeeze! Squeeze! Squeeze!
It's working! It's working!
As you say! As you like!
Let's go! Let's go!
As you say! As you like!
Oh my god!
Game over!
Death penalty!
Are you happy now?!
Yes! I'm happy now!
Say it clearly!
I'm happy now!
Okay!
Okay! Good luck!
Yes! Thank you!
But why?! It's too close!
Cobra twist!
It's too close!
No way! It was right next to me!
Cobra twist!
It's too close!
Cobra twist!
What am I?!
I see! I see!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
I'm a delusional cameraman!
You brought me all of them, didn't you?
Why are you doing this to me?!
My height...
After this, girls' talk in pajamas, Nogi Room!
Here is a big announcement from the program!
Nogivingo 8 will start internet distribution after the broadcast of the online video distribution service "hulu" and "nittero on demand"!
For more information, please go to the program's homepage!
Nogi Room!
Nogivingo 8 has started, and you've recorded it many times, but how is it? Your family and friends, do you have anything to say?
My mom sent me a message at night, and I got a lot of reactions.
As you started appearing on TV, you started paying attention to your posture and facial expressions, didn't you?
I became an idol and studied softly.
I tried to make up my eyes droop a little.
I shaved it all off.
You had it for a while, didn't you?
What is Yamashita's biggest failure as an idol?
In addition, members' private talk will also be distributed on "hulu" after the broadcast!
I'm glad I was born as a woman!
For more information, please go to the program's homepage!
Next time...
indirect kiss...
...right?
A popular project "desire request" is challenged for the first time by a 3rd grade student!
To you who have watched this far...
Thank you.