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Tonight's "No Giving" is...
Cute!
A super cute mail order battle that will make men's hearts pound.
However...
As the MC of this show, I'm proud of you.
MC!
For some reason, AKB's MC, Uman Muramoto, is participating in "No Giving".
Let me say this first. Can you switch with me for a kiss?
Finally, Uman Muramoto is participating in "No Giving" as well.
Tonight, it's a dangerous first experience.
Cute!
Nogibingo Seven!
Now, it's started.
It's Nogibingo Seven, but...
Oh, Eto-san, it's a little difficult to adjust the mobile phone during the show.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
All right.
Transform!
What?
This feeling!
Deliver it to you!
This project is...
Nogizaka...
QQ Mail Championship!
Yeah!
What was it like?
What?
What was it like?
It's different when I'm with Eto-san.
Nagamasa, what's up?
You didn't say "hi" to me even once.
I'm sorry.
All right.
This time, actually...
We have a very popular entertainer with us.
Yes, it's this person!
Where are you coming from?!
Hello!
AKB Bingo!
Yes, we're doing AKB Bingo.
AKB Bingo's host!
No, it's not like that at all.
I really wanted to join this show.
No, it's not like that at all.
What's different?
I went to Hokkaido the other day.
I saw a lavender field.
It's like that time.
Oh, I see.
It's like a lavender field.
Nogizaka Lavender Field.
What about AKB?
It's a burdock field.
That's right.
He actually likes burdock fields.
In the past, he said he wanted to go to a burdock field concert.
And it seems like he actually went to see it.
I love Shiraitsu-san.
I'm a woman and I'm Shiraitsu-san's fan.
Shiraitsu-san, in your movie "Ushijima-kun",
I heard you were trying out kissing scenes.
I'm really close with Manabe-sensei, who wrote "Ushijima-kun".
We went out for dinner the other day.
So I asked him first if he could kiss me differently.
Please don't say things like that.
Eto-san, you're in a taxi driver's outfit. Is it great?
Nice to meet you.
No, I don't like Eto-san that much.
Wait, wait, wait!
You're the closest!
I don't like Sei-chan either.
It's okay, it's okay.
Let's move on to the first round.
The first round is a mail-transforming battle with seniors you were curious about!
"Yay, yay!" That's a good feeling, isn't it?
It's completely different.
It's like an AK-47 going "Yoisho!"
It's completely different.
A mail suddenly arrived from a senior you were curious about.
Here is what it said.
Are you free tomorrow?
I'm thinking of going bowling with my friends,
but you're not coming with me?
We've already received your answers for the mail- transforming movement.
The general public gets 50 points for that.
I'll announce it now.
There are three people in the top three.
Those of you who weren't chosen,
because you weren't able to make the men bounce,
you're here to reflect on yourselves.
You're here to reflect on yourselves.
Then, I'd like to announce it now.
Yes!
First, in third place...
Takayama-san!
Wonderful!
She's in!
I'm happy!
You're happy, aren't you?
My fingers are the happiest right now.
Really!
I'm happy!
Okay, Takayama-san, what kind of editing did you do?
Here it is!
Wow, it's cute!
Let's go! It's been a while since we played a game!
This time I won't lose!
Ah, after it's over, I want to go eat too!
There's a lot of things I want to talk about!
I see!
Okay, Takayama-san!
When I talk, I'm not very good at saying cute things,
but when I use characters, I use emojis like "ah, let's go!"
I use emojis when I'm bored, so I actually used it!
Wow, that's a joke!
Okay, this is what the general public has written!
I'm nervous!
Did you want to go eat with me?
There's a lot of things I want to talk about!
When I think about it like that, I get excited!
I'm happy!
There's even more comments like this!
14-year-old middle school student!
Your balance between Keigo and Tamego is excellent!
In love, sometimes blaming others is also important!
I think it's a very good culture!
Thank you!
He's 14 years old!
Maseter middle school student!
I'm happy!
Yonamoto-kun, what do you think?
When I saw this, I was moved!
I was moved!
I didn't know a girl like me could send such emails!
As the MC of this show, I'm proud of you!
Hey, MC!
I'm the MC!
You're not a guest!
I'm not a guest!
You're not a guest!
Next, we'll announce second place!
Second place is...
Nakada Kana!
Congratulations!
Nakada Kana, Nakada Kana...
What kind of reply email is it?
Here it is!
Eh, you're kidding! I was just about to ask you tomorrow!
I want to go!
But...
If it's not just the two of us...
What will you do?
Just kidding! It's my first time meeting you outside of school, right?
If you don't mind, could you tell me about your type of girl?
That's not a good "ah"
Kao-san, what do you think of this?
If you say it like that, it's too emotional...
That's true
We received this comment from a general male
14 year old middle school student
If it's not just the two of you, I don't like it
14 year old middle school student's laughter
This is just like the theory of suspension in the spirit world
It's a skill that shakes a man's heart
From the age of 14
"If you say it on the radio, it's like the legendary "destroyer craftsman"
That's how it's used, right?
It's used three times
"Now, Nakada-san's "if it's not just the two of you, I don't like it"
If you have someone you want someone to say it to...
Then it's Shirai-san
Don't say it to Muramoto-kun
Don't say it to the viewers
That's how it is
What is it?
Then I'll say it
Please say it
If it's not just the two of you, I don't like it
Now, there's only one left
Before announcing the first place
Here, a general male didn't hesitate at all
I'll announce the worst three bad reply emails
Please, you guys
Then, shall we say it?
The worst three is...
"The worst three is...
The worst three is...
Eto Misa!
Hey, hey!
I'm not your assistant!
What kind of editing did you do?
Let's see!
Here it is!
Bowling looks fun with everyone!
I want to go too, but I have plans tomorrow.
I'm sorry for inviting you.
But I'm happy!
If you don't mind, would you like to go together on another day?
Both of you!
Have fun tomorrow! Good night!
She turned him down!
Yes!
Let's see how the general judges felt about this!
Yes!
What was wrong with this email?
I turned you down once, and now you're inviting me again.
I'm a little scared!
I'm a 21-year-old college student.
I feel like I'm a carnivore.
If you go out with me, I might break down!
I'm a 21-year-old college student.
Would you like to go on another day?
I'm not inviting you.
I'm a little scared, so I'm keeping my distance.
I don't dislike you!
I'm just a little scared of dating you!
This sentence conveys my feelings.
I'm scared!
How about you, Kaido?
But it might be so.
You're stupid!
You didn't say it yourself!
I think we're a good pair.
Can you go next to him?
Rather than next to him, hurry up and graduate and go out with him.
Hurry up and graduate. That's the fastest you can do.
And next, second place is...
Second place is...
Sasaki Kotoko!
Sasaki-san!
Yes!
Can you show me what kind of transformation you have?
Yes!
Here it is!
I just wanted to go bowling. I'm looking forward to it!
It's so light!
Yes!
What's so special about it?
I'm looking forward to it!
I see!
If a woman wears it, it's a little...
I looked at it and thought it was sold by a foreigner!
I just wanted to go bowling. I'm looking forward to it!
What do you do when you get excited?
Like, "I'm going to mail it and sell it!"
Well...
Hobbies...
Speaking of hobbies...
I even send stamps!
The sentences are sparkling!
It's an anime, right?
That's right!
I watch the event videos and anime...
And when a really cool character says really cool lines...
I get really excited!
It's going up!
The voice actor loves you so much!
It's up!
Well, then...
I'd like to announce the worst one!
Ikuta-san, who do you think it is?
Eh?!
Ah, but...
I think it's "madatsu"!
Why?!
"Madatsu" is a pretty vague sentence...
So it's not like you can tell by looking at it!
Is there anyone who thinks it's "madatsu"?
Ah, it's up!
Oh, Yamazaki-san?
Is it up?
Do you think it's "madatsu"?
I don't really mail myself that much...
So I'll definitely reflect on it!
You'll reflect on it?!
Well, then, let's see!
The worst reply mail that ordinary men didn't worry about at all is...
Yamazaki-san's neighbor, Saito Chiharu!
Grandpa!
It was Chiharu-chan!
Saito-san...
Actually, Saito-san came up with a plan!
It's a pattern that came out of nowhere.
What kind of transformation mail is it?
Here it is!
I'm very bored.
Yay! I'm so happy!
Isn't it good?
Senior, you were good at bowling, weren't you?
I want you to be on the same team and teach me.
Isn't it good?
I like you more than anyone else.
Right?
And you think it will end like this, right?
Cute, cute.
Can you scroll one more time?
Scary, scary, scary!
Because I only want to play high-touch with you, senior,
I'm wondering what I should wear tomorrow.
See you tomorrow! I'm looking forward to it!
Yes!
Don't let it end like this.
Can you scroll one more time?
It's long! It's long!
It's long!
Wow! Scary! Scary!
It ends like this!
This is bad! This is bad!
This is bad!
It ends like "I entrusted you with your son."
It's a black and white text!
I heard that this blank text is really good,
and I thought I'd try using it.
Who told you to use it?
It's probably like that on the Internet,
and when I looked at it, I thought, "Oh, it's here."
That's probably why I used it.
So, Chiharu-chan, don't believe the information on the Internet.
Shall we move on?
Here is the announcement of first place!
Now, who will make you feel nervous?
Let's go!
Nishino!
All right, Nishino! What kind of response was it?
Here it is!
I'd love to go. I'm happy.
I was going to schedule it, but if I can go with you, I'll cancel it.
If you win the game, you get to eat. I'm looking forward to it.
I see!
Where is this point, Nishino?
I was going to schedule it, but if I can go with you, I'll cancel it.
I think it's something you don't have to say.
I see!
I'm looking forward to it.
I think it's something you don't have to say.
It makes you excited.
When you're told you're going to eat, you're like, "Let's go eat!"
But if you're told you're going to eat, you're like, "When is it?"
Is it dinner?
If it's dinner, I'll be excited.
If it's breakfast, I'll be like, 'Is it breakfast? Is he being cautious?'
But if it's breakfast after work, I'll be excited.
Thinking about it, I can eat as much as I want.
Um...
Um... Muramoto-san talked too much.
I'd like to go next.
Let's get back on track for the second round of "transformation competition with photos"!
Since you're friends with a guy and you've had a bad experience, please encourage him or her, but...
On the other hand, you'll have him or her transform you with a cute phrase and a photo!
And for the second round of the competition...
Muramoto-kun will be doing it!
I know how you feel, Muramoto-kun, so are you confident?
Ah, but...
No, no, no!
No, no!
That's the closest to being an MC, but...
I'm pretty good at writing cute phrases and stuff like that.
So, I think Muramoto-kun will be nervous when he reads it.
What is it? This...
This...
This smell of AKB's variety...
I don't like it.
I think we're probably the same type.
Our hearts are connected.
Then, let's announce the top three!
First, in third place...
In third place, we have...
"Nakada Kana"!
It's in again!
"Nandakanda" is Muramoto-kun's catchphrase.
Yay!
Let's see what kind of editing you did.
Then I'll give you a kiss!
And what kind of picture is it?
Cute!
What's up?
What's up, Nakama-san?
No, no, no! You're laughing right away!
What's up?
I thought it was an interesting picture!
No, it's like...
Then I'll give you a kiss!
It makes my heart pound!
Huh? Wait a minute!
That doesn't matter, does it?!
Hey, A.K.A. Bingo, you're missing out!
I'll give you a kiss!
I'll give you a kiss! You're missing out!
And actually, this side of your eye is also high- level,
and your other eye isn't facing you.
Oh, you're right!
You're pretending like you're facing me, but you're not!
Oh, you're right!
I used to see this kind of eye a lot in the early Showa period comedians.
Oh, really?! Then that side of your eye is probably also filled with Showa comedians' blood, right?
And who came in second place is...
Isn't it sweet?
What is it?!
Isn't it sweet?
Minami Hoshino!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Now, what kind of response did she give you?
Here!
Read it!
Don't call me for something like that! You're a man, aren't you?!
And here's the photo!
Cute!
He was like a tsundere.
But because we're close, he was like "You're a man, aren't you?!"
Do your best!
I think that's a little too much.
So I put a little more heart on it and sent it.
Even the members think it's cute.
Now, it's time for the first place announcement!
Will Akemoto-san be chosen?!
First place is...
Shirai-sisters!
Congratulations!
I didn't choose you!
You didn't choose me?!
You're looking at me and saying you didn't choose me!
How old are you?
I'm 23.
You're 23 and you're still looking down on me. You poor thing!
After this, we'll show you a photo that we're so grateful for!
Dogepico, bonjour!
Now, now...
What kind of response did he give?
This one!
I see, but my cat says this...
Huh? Which one is the photo?
Meow or meow!
Cute!
Awesome!
I was the most excited!
Dogepico, bonzai!
Bonzai!
You came all the way here!
If you send me this picture and someone shows it to you or your friends get it,
there's a risk of it going viral,
and you sent it to me,
I never imagined it!
If you posted it on Twitter or Instagram,
I thought you'd use it if you posted it on Instagram or Twitter,
but I didn't look it up in my imagination!
You looked it up in your imagination?!
No, I didn't look it up in my imagination!
That means you're sending it only to me!
You're cutting yourself off that much!
That means if you really post it,
meow or meow!
I want to say it! I want to say it!
Meow or meow! I want to say it!
Meow or meow! Is it a woman?
Then let's ask her!
Huh?
Let's ask her!
Ms. Shiraishi,
Yes?
Today, you've been talking about love all day,
how do you feel about it?
In one word,
Chu-no-ge (kiss-no-ge).
"Chu-no-ge"?
"Chu" stands for "cheese" and "ge" stands for "man".
"Chu-no-ge"!
Monomoto-kun,
Yes?
This is a message from Ms. Mōri,
so please don't come here again!
Thank you very much, Monomoto-kun!
Alright!
Today, will you go home and write 'Mōri is incompetent' on your second channel?
Thank you!
And now,
Pajamas, talking to girls,
"Nogirin"!
And now, an announcement from the show!
Nogirin's SEVEN
has launched its online video distribution service,
foo-root,
to the Japanese market,
and after its broadcast,
it will start internet distribution!
For more information,
visit the show's homepage!
Norman Rush Hour
Norman Rush Hour's Muramoto-san has come as a guest.
How was it?
I've always loved Muramoto-san.
It wasn't like the usual Nogibingo.
It was really fun.
There aren't many guests.
What about you, Kii-chan?
It's like...
I couldn't keep my mouth shut.
Minami-chan.
Also!
It's their first time showing their super private photos!
When we were in Harajuku for the summer,
we were in Okinawa, right?
We were on TV in Okinawa.
It was one of my personal favorites.
Wakatsuke and Manatsu.
The moment I jumped, I took a picture.
Oh my god!
I took a picture and it turned out like this.
Manatsu is really...
It's three levels.
Manatsu is really...
Manatsu is floating!
This is one of my favorites.
This is nice.
Manatsu is floating and...
Wakka, what's this?
Landing...gun...what?
Landing...gun...
The flying power of Manatsu is surprisingly strong.
It's true! It's amazing!
We all flew for the same reason.
Minami is really...
Subtle...
We should have flown a lot,
but we couldn't fly.
Manatsu is amazing!
I texted Misa-senpai.
You didn't text her?
The forbidden episodes of Kitano and Eto
will be broadcasted on Hulu!
For more details, click on the show's homepage!
If you look at the homepage, there's "nyan" and "nyaru"!
The legendary dancing members have gathered!
Nice to meet you.
I want you to roll me more!
How annoying! I like it all!
And Shiraishi, too!
This is great!