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Be controlled by a cat!
Nogizaka video competition!
Do you like cats?
Today, Akayama-san is my assistant.
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Now, please announce today's project.
Right now, there is a cat boom in the market.
So, this time, I will be controlled by such a cat boom!
Nogizaka will become a cat and challenge to recreate a cute cat video!
You will compete which one is cuter, a cat video or a cat boom!
Thank you!
Are you used to it now?
I think I can do it naturally now.
You haven't done it yet!
I forgot!
I think I can do it in about 10 minutes!
I understand!
Okay, I'm counting on you!
The judges are...
The cat is noisy!
Nekomato and Wakatsuki!
And this person who is really noisy with animals...
Untouchable Shibata!
Then, one of the members...
What's wrong, Hashimoto-san?
I love you so much, Shibata-san!
I confess my love for you!
I'm happy!
Are you okay?
No, it's a little embarrassing!
What's wrong with you?!
It's really embarrassing!
What's wrong with you?!
No, no, no, I'm sorry!
Hot, hot, hot!
Is it okay?
I'm sorry, it's really an honor!
Please forgive me!
Hot, hot, hot!
NoniNiho Series!
Here is the first cat video to be challenged!
Cute!
It's so cute!
I know it!
It's cute!
Cute!
Can you do it?
Cute!
For this cat video, two members will be challenged!
I see!
Since it's already three times, let's see how it goes!
There's nothing!
Cute!
Nyan! Nyan! Nyan! Nyan!
Nyan! Nyan! Nyan! Nyan! Nyan!
Cute!
It's my first time cosplaying as a cat in my life,
so I thought it was really embarrassing.
But it's okay!
Now, let's start the cat video!
Cute!
Nyan!
It's playing!
Cute!
It found you!
Cute!
What are you going to do?
Cute!
It's cute!
Is it going to die?
That's right!
This isn't just a cat video!
It's standing up!
It's so cute!
How was it, Ms. Nakada?
What a good project!
Let's start the judgment!
Cat vs. Cat toy, which one do you like better?
Please show us your choice!
Show us!
Cat! Cat! Cat!
No matter how cute a girl is, she can't beat a cat!
Really?!
Wow!
Super cute!
That's all I can say!
Next is this member who is not good at painting!
It's a double-speed walk style!
It's a new style!
Saito... Asu... Nyan...
So cute!
Please say something about this comparison!
It's painful... Nyan...
Why?!
Let's start the cat vs. cat game!
Let's go!
Oh, it woke up!
I feel like it wants to do something!
Oh!
Perfect! Perfect!
It's a perfect cat!
It's doing something like this!
All of it!
Nyan!
Does it want to break a record?!
Oh!
It found it!
Oh!
It's serious!
Oh!
It found it!
Oh!
It's cute!
Fukagawa-san, how was it?
I was wondering if I should put it in the cardboard box or not, but I'm glad it's long.
How did you calculate the length?
Cats are cautious, so I was careful and put it in.
You put it in!
I didn't know you set it up properly!
Takayama-san, it's been 10 minutes since then...
I forgot, nyan!
That's right!
Well then, please raise your cards, nyan!
One, two...
How was it?
It's cute!
You won!
I did it!
Here is the next cat video!
It's cute!
It's running.
It's not real, is it?
It's amazing!
Huh?
It looks like it's going to eat in an instant, doesn't it?
It's going to eat in an instant, doesn't it?
It's amazingly cute!
It's cute!
(Laughing)
This is cute, isn't it?
It's cute!
(Cheering)
I don't think so.
In this cat video, three members will challenge.
Let's see how it goes.
Who is it?
Meow!
Hi!
Shiraishi, hi!
Hi!
What did you do?
Shiraishi, what did you do?
After you said it.
I'm embarrassed.
Hi!
Are you embarrassed?
Cute!
Let's start the next cat video!
Where is it?
It's back there.
Let's ask it.
It has a good expression.
It's like "huh?"
It's cute when you put your hand on it.
Cute!
It's coming out!
It's so cute!
It's looking at you!
Meow!
It's like "huh?"
Thank you!
How was it?
I did my best to be a cat.
I think I did it well.
You did it with a good expression.
That's right.
Then, please end the song, meow!
Which one is it?
I should have given this cat to him.
He looks like a bad guy.
The next challenger is...
Meow!
I'm Polymio-nyan.
Polymio-nyan.
How about Ichigo-nyan?
I have a cat allergy, but I'll do my best.
You're lying!
Nogitsuko video, start, meow!
She's calm.
Can you do it, kitty?
I can't do it.
I want it. I want that monster.
What's going to happen?
He's calm now.
What's going to happen next?
I don't know if I can do it.
He's calm now.
If only it was easy for me to move forward.
Meow!
He ran!
That's not a cat!
Why did you do that?
I'm not good at this kind of pose.
I thought it would be easier for me to sit down.
You took a personal pleasure out of it, didn't you?
Rather than a cat.
The last time you ran with only two legs,
that was...
That was easier for me.
That was easier for you, wasn't it?
Then, please raise your arms!
I'll do my best!
I lost to a cat!
You took a personal pleasure out of it, didn't you?
I'm not good at this kind of thing.
It's easier for me, too.
The next challenge is from that member!
I can hear it.
It's midsummer in Akimoto!
Is it a black cat?
The ears and hands are black.
How is it, Shibata-kun?
I haven't seen it in terms of color.
Let's start the Dogi-neko video!
It looks like you're aiming for something.
It's midsummer in Akimoto!
You're good!
You're reproducing it!
Huh?
I can see it a little.
It winked!
It winked.
Where is it coming from?
What?
It's midsummer in Akimoto!
I can't see it!
What?
Amazing!
I thought it would come closer like a normal Neko video,
but it went back.
That's right.
I wanted to make it look like a cute cat,
so I lied down on the bed and winked a little.
How about you, Yamazaki-san?
I feel like it's a trick.
I couldn't get it.
From this area, it's quite noisy.
I don't want it! I don't want it!
Wait a minute!
It winked and looked like it really wanted it.
I really don't want it!
That's harsh!
I really don't want it!
Please give us a like!
Neko! Dogi-neko!
We lost!
But Shibata-kun got one vote higher.
That's right.
It's been a while since I've seen someone with an unbelievable personality.
But I want to be someone who can do that.
I'm proud of you!
I'm going to listen to Shibata-san's opinion and go with Azatoi-neko!
That's great!
But only me!
We lost!
The next Neko video is this!
It's so cute!
It's a cat!
Look at this!
Hashimoto will challenge this video!
What should I do? Before Shibata-san is watching, I should say animal jokes...
It's not a joke! It's not a joke!
Since it's like this, at the end of the show, say a word of advice for the young people.
I see!
Then, please!
I'll call you!
It's so cute!
It's like a kitten!
Meow!
It's so cute!
Meow!
Monday midnight, "mugi bingo six", please watch it every week! Meow!
It's so cute!
It's so sexy!
It's so good!
When I became twenty years old, I didn't think I would chase a camera with a cat all the time.
Even if you're twenty-two, you won't do it.
Next is this cat video that will surprise you a little!
It's a lie!
I was surprised!
It's so cute!
It's like you're playing well!
It's like you're playing!
It's so cute!
This cat video will be challenged by three members!
Let's see how it goes!
Here!
Who is it?
It's getting closer!
It's not here!
Meow!
I'm Terada Nyanzee!
It's so cute!
I'm Terada Nyanzee!
Are you okay?
I want to go back to human soon.
Let's start Nogideco video!
It's about to end!
Is it your first time to break such a big balloon in your life?
It's my first time.
Your reaction was good.
How was it?
You were dancing normally.
Raise your head!
Nogideco Nego Nogideco!
You won!
Who will challenge next?
Next is also a challenge for human!
Suzuki Ah-nyan-nyan!
Ah-nyan-nyan!
Can you show us your drawing?
Are you primitive?
That's good!
Let's start!
Nogi-neko video, start!
She's looking for connectivity.
She's interested.
That's good!
She noticed that it's coming back.
That's good!
Look at her facial expression.
It's about time. Please break it!
Can you break it?
Say "nyan"!
Wow!
She said it!
Nyan!
How was it?
Balloons are scary.
How was it before that?
Before that...
Can you draw a cat?
Before that...
Can you draw a cat?
Nogi-neko, Nogi-neko, Nogi-neko!
She drew it!
The last one is this member!
Dokkan!
Natsumura Sayo-nyanko!
She's full of energy!
Please draw a cat!
She's been a cat since she was born!
What?
She believed it!
It's not like that!
Nogi-neko video, start!
Nyan!
I see!
I see! I see!
I see!
Miracle!
She has a talent for making people laugh!
She's not just an idol!
Cute!
There's a lot of air entering her mouth!
Meow!
Super cute!
Cute!
Shibata-kun said...
I see!
What did you say?
With a cushion...
Isn't this the reaction I'm looking for?
I said that!
And when I blew it out...
That's it! This is what I wanted!
I see!
I was so moved!
That's what you wanted!
As I thought...
You've been a cat since you were born, meow!
No, no, no!
I said it again!
Please raise your song, meow!
"Caterpillar Cat"!
Huh?
And...
One, two...
"Zero"!
You won!
Now, Shibata-san...
Once again...
Please tell us what you liked about it.
Well, it's not about the cat...
As a story...
Yes.
I was very moved!
Didn't you...
Were born under a star like this?
Ah!
I wasn't born under a star...
I was born by a cat, meow!
What?!
Cat-cat-cat!
That was fun!
It's fun!
Isn't it?
One last appeal!
Please!
After this...
A cute "Caterpillar Cat" appeal will win!
It's cute!
Shibata-san will announce...
The MVP "Caterpillar Cat" for us!
Alright!
Now, one last appeal!
It's cute, isn't it?
Everyone's so cute!
Ah, hot!
Hot!
Alright!
I see.
Huh?
It's useless.
No, I'm attracted to that kind of thing.
So cute!
The MVP cat is...
Akimoto-san!
What's your decision?
I don't like this kind of people.
And I think I won't get many prizes like this in the future.
That's why I want to give it to you.
I thought of it from the bottom of my heart.
Is it okay for this to be like a cat?
Is it a cat championship?
Oh, I see. But even so, it's okay, right?
It's okay, right?
I'm wearing pajamas like this.
After this...
Talking with girls in pajamas!
Doggy Room!
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It's over!
It was fun, wasn't it?
It was cute!
Right?
Thank you!
It's just cute!
From what I'm seeing...
It's really cute and I think fans will be really happy about it...
But from Doggy Room...
Next is Karin-chan.
No, it's okay.
Let me say it a few times.
There were people who suddenly started dancing in the middle of it...
I was like "Oh no, what if I end up dancing too?"
I was always worried about it.
So now...
It's okay.
The owner of the camera is...
I don't have an owner.
Are you waiting for me?
So now...
Am I not allowed?
I'll teach you the lines now.
No, no, no!
Oh no, oh no!
It's okay, it's okay.
I'll just ask you.
First of all...
It's okay.
Karin-chan didn't think of it.
It's not important.
Manatsu-san's...
3, 2, 1, go ahead!
Shogi is good, but take care of Karin-nyan!
Cute!
If you don't give me a snack, I'll play a prank on you-nyan!
Cute!
It's good that this project includes this embarrassing part.
To be honest, what do you think of us first- generation students?
And first-generation students' true feelings.
I'm not that kind of person.
I'm watching you, kouhai.
The truth will be broadcasted on Furu!
For more details, click on the show's homepage!
I've been a cat since I was born-nyan!
What?!
Next episode, the members will sell their personal belongings and have a serious auction!
An unknown private life will be revealed!
Wait, wait, wait!
Your house is actually a tennis court, isn't it?
What?!
I made this when I was in elementary school.