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Come on, I'm mad!
Nogizaka Poon Poon Championship!
So, everyone in Nogizaka, are you mad?!
We're mad!
Hamura-san, are you mad?!
I'm mad, Poon Poon!
Nakamoto-san, you were chosen as the MC Assistant last time.
Yes!
You're not nervous at all, right?
I'm not nervous at all.
Is it because of what you're drinking?
Protein.
That's good.
This time, the members will show their anger in a situation where they get angry without thinking.
They will compete with each other in that anger.
The content of the video is about the members' real experience.
Also, please pay attention to their real clothes.
Their smiles are like those of a life-long idol, but they don't usually show it.
Their faces are full of anger.
Poon Poon Poon!
And the three people who will judge their acting skills are...
Hoshino-san, Nishino-san, and Hashimoto-san!
Are you angry?!
One, two...
Poon Poon Poon!
Are you rehearsing?!
Here is the first challenger!
Eto-bi-sa, Otou-san, Leave me alone!
Now, let's ask Eto-san, who is standing behind the stage, about her enthusiasm!
She's a very serious woman!
I've never heard of her!
She speaks a lot of Italian!
She's pretty angry.
Now, let's begin!
Poon Poon Poon! Start!
She's a reliable and beautiful woman, Eto-bi-sa!
She's so cute!
She's cute and sexy at the same time!
She's a very fierce woman, Eto-bi-sa!
That's because when I was still in high school,
I just wanted to make myself look a little cute, but my dad...
Ah, it's already this late!
Ah, my bangs don't look good today!
Hey! Can't you do something about that outfit?
Huh? With such a short skirt...
Leave me alone! You're really annoying!
Isn't it embarrassing to wear such a short skirt?!
I'm saying it's fine for me, so it's fine for you, right?
Ah, that's right! If you want it to be that short,
show me your butt!
You're so annoying...
Dad! Is that what you say to your real daughter?!
I get it. I get it.
I'll show you my butt!
Okay, so...
You were pretty angry, weren't you?
He told me to show him my butt, so I got angry and said, "I won't show you my butt!"
I opened the door and ran out, and I pushed him down.
So you showed your dad your butt for once!
I did! I was like, "Is this okay?!"
Okay, Eto-san, you're the temporary champion,
so please sit down first.
Okay, who's the next "punpun" actor?
Okay! Here's the challenger!
Sayuri Inoue!
Sayuri Inoue is standing by backstage!
Sayuri Inoue, show us what you've got!
You little punk! I'm going to blow you away!
Okay, let's begin!
"Punpun" acting... Start!
Sayuri Inoue is a member of the cast of "Crush"!
Her anger is spreading like wildfire!
Look at her go!
It was during the period of 16 principals on stage,
when they were mentally exhausted.
Ah, this stage is mentally tough.
Ah, if only I hadn't asked Princess Porin for permission in the first act...
Ah, that's it! At times like this, let's eat that!
My favorite cup soup
I thought I'd eat it later, so I kept it
Um...um...
Huh? Huh? It's not here!
Huh? I wrote "sayu" in front of it! It's not here!
Why isn't it here? Why? Why isn't it here?!
Hey, who ate my cup soup?!
I wrote "sayu" in front of it!
Can't you read Japanese?!
Thank you very much!
When did you write this, Principal?
Probably about two years ago.
You've been in a daze for two years, but now you're refreshed?!
I'm refreshed!
You're refreshed?!
Yes!
So, are you the champion or the challenger? Please judge!
The challenger is Inoue-san!
Yay!
Hashino-san, why Inoue-san?
I didn't know you'd get so angry over a cup of soup!
I hope we can find it soon!
I hope we can find it soon! I don't want you to be active in the future!
If you could eat your own food, would you be angry?
I would be angry.
Would you be angry?
We will show you how angry Hashimoto-san would be.
Please!
Are you kidding me? How much do you eat?
You ate your own food, didn't you?
I'm scared!
A man's voice is the scariest!
Here is the next challenge!
Go eat with Iko Marina at Sakurai Reika.
Let's ask Sakurai-san how angry she is.
My meat!
She's pretty angry.
What kind of acting will we see?
Punpun's acting, start!
Bonkotsu Captain, Sakurai Reika!
Her angry and mischievous smile will change into anger!
That's when she went to eat with the other members.
Her action there...
Today's recording was fun, too!
I'm hungry!
Let's go eat!
I'm happy!
Yakiniku makes me happy!
Yakiniku is the best!
By the way, did you notice that I cut my bangs?
I didn't notice it!
Really?
But it doesn't matter at all!
Really?
Hey! I was baking it like it was important to me!
Why are you taking it away from me?!
Do you want me to bake you like this and eat you?!
(Sakurai, the cute girl)
Oh, Sakurai...
Were you able to laugh?
Laugh... Laugh... Oh, you want me to laugh?!
This is not a quiz show...
Oh, no, this isn't...
Mikome-chan, did you notice? That I was angry?
I didn't notice...
When we go for lunch, we ask everyone to do whatever they want...
Everyone does it for us...
I thought they would eat it for us...
I was thinking like that...
That's the first time I realized it...
But your angry face... look at it live...
Don't you have it, everyone?
Then, I'll go!
You want me to grill you on top of this and eat you up, too?!
Is it the same as making you into a doll?
I thought so.
You thought so, didn't you?
Akimoto-san, do you ever get mad at Ikomo-chan?
At what?
When I go to work in the morning, she looks at me without makeup and laughs at me.
She says, "You don't have hot eyebrows!"
And I get mad at it every day.
You get mad at it every day?!
Because I don't have eyebrows every day!
Eyebrows every day?!
I can't help it!
Then, can you show us your beautiful emotions here?
Go ahead!
Hey, Koman!
Don't laugh at me in the morning!
Eyebrows...
They don't grow!
Eyebrows, huh? They don't grow, do they?
Then, let's move on to the judgment!
Will it be the champion or the challenger?
Please give us your judgment!
Challenger! Challenger! Challenger!
The captain won!
Thank you very much.
Again, Hashimoto-san...
There are a lot of requests for Hashimoto-san.
I'd like to see how you would react if your meat was stolen.
Hashimoto-san, your meat has been stolen! Please!
What are you talking about? I'm grilling it here, you know, right?
Why?
Grill it yourself.
Thank you very much!
Who will be the next "punpun" actor?
Here is the challenger!
She's playing with her brother in "Fukagawa Mai".
Let's ask Fukagawa-san, who is on standby, for her enthusiasm!
Ah, she's really angry right now!
Let's go!
"Punpun" actor, start!
She's full of self-love that heals everything.
Fukagawa Mai!
How will she, who has no image of anger, get angry?!
I have an older brother.
When we lived with my family, we often played games and played together.
But...
Okay!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
I lost...
You're really bad at this, aren't you?!
I got it!
Then, let's do it one more time!
Okay!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh no!
Eh?!
I think I'll win!
Ah!
I won...
Huh?
Hey!
You lost on purpose, didn't you?
I really don't like it when you do it on purpose!
Yes, thank you!
Oh, you knocked yourself out again!
How old is your brother?
Oh, he's two years older.
Two years, right?
Isn't your brother's face too funny for your brother's acting?
Isn't the game you and your brother play different?
It's like you and your brother are playing a fighting game.
What game are you playing now?
It's too detailed!
Stop it! Stop it!
Do you have siblings?
Oh, I have a little brother.
Didn't you play games with your little brother?
We play a lot.
Does he get mad if you lose?
Even if I lose...
He might be embarrassed.
Embarrassed?
So you were playing games with your little brother and...
Your little brother won!
You lost!
It's like Iwasaki Hiromi-san that Koroka-san does!
And there's more information...
Ah, Mishino-san, you were playing games with your little brother and you got angry...
He's stronger than me, but he doesn't care.
He kept making me angry, so I cried and...
I took out the game's outlet and ran away.
So cute!
Let's move on to the judgment.
Champion, challenger, please give your judgment!
Champion, champion, champion!
There's only Sakurai-san left!
Hashimoto-san, why did you get angry at Hashimoto- san again today?
Again?!
Can you get angry at your little brother?
Can you do it? You can do it! Your little brother is here too!
Do you think you can lose? That's why you're not good at all.
You don't know me well, do you? I don't have a little brother!
You don't have a little brother!
Who's next?
Here's the challenger!
Ikta Erika, "I can't forgive that!"
What could "that" be?
Let's ask Ikta-san who's standing by!
How is it?!
That's strong!
What was it?! Let's hear it one more time!
One more time, please!
It's broken, but what kind of acting can we see?
Pumping acting!
Start!
Ikta Erika, "Nogizaka Kusshi"
Despite her pure appearance, her overflowing anger won't stop!
It's about when I went to college.
At the cafeteria, I often order a daily meal, but...
Here you go! Two daily meals!
Thank you very much!
I can't wait to eat!
Let's eat!
Look! Soba rice looks delicious!
Let's eat!
Why do you mix soba and rice?!
You're not thinking about nutrition balance at all, you carbohydrates!
Well, soba and rice are delicious.
But!
Why do you mix soba and rice?!
At least...
At least use other ingredients!
Don't mix soba and rice!
Scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Why are you angry about soba and rice?
I want you to make a choice.
If it's soba, make it yakisoba.
If it's rice, make it fried rice.
Why did you mix soba and rice?
Is this your last dish?
When I realized it...
Protein?
This pose is called "protein", but it's only for this show!
Well, Ori-san!
Yes! Some people like soba and rice the most,
and I think that's why you're angry about it.
I'm being polite, but what's wrong with you?!
No, it's not like that!
Well, let's move on to safety!
Please judge whether she is a champion or a challenger!
Champion, champion, and...
It's difficult!
But you can't do either of them!
Now, it's the last one! Who is it?
The last challenger is this!
If you were to eat at Wada-maaya...
Let's ask Wada-san who is on standby!
Wada-san!
I'm angry!
I don't think you know what it means.
Do you know what it means in English?
Yes!
Now, let's go!
Tenten acting, start!
After this, Wada is in shock!
Tenten acting, start!
Wada-maaya is always innocent and pure-hearted!
With a smile on her face, her beloved character...
Will show us her amazing acting!
I love fruits!
That day, I found a delicious-looking orange.
I wanted to eat it, so I bought it!
Ah, I'm tired!
I'm going to eat the orange I bought today!
It looks good!
Huh?
This is hard!
Huh?
It went in!
Huh?
My finger won't come out!
This is interesting, Wada-san!
Go ahead, go ahead!
Wada-san, who is always smiling like this, was angry at the orange.
Don't you think it's cute, Shirai-san?
I think it's normal for me to be angry at it.
Shirai-san, here you go.
What? What? I can't do it. I can't do it.
Why? I've never been angry at the orange!
My finger won't come out of the orange!
If you were me, how would you cut it? Would you be able to cut it or not?
What? Orange? Wait a minute...
The orange wins!
It's not funny! The orange...
Now, I'd like to ask the judges.
Are you a champion or a challenger?
Judges, please!
Are you a challenger or a champion?
A challenger!
Wada-san!
This doesn't mean you're a champion!
With that said, I'd like to ask Wada-san, who won in the end, to say a few words before we end the show.
This has been the Nogizaka Punpun Championship!
Don't film me!
See you next week!
See you!
After this...
Talking with girls in pajamas!
Nogi Room!
Since when?
Nogi Room!
It's over.
It's early.
It's early for Pingo.
It's early.
She was angry.
Did you eat orange gum?
The one you eat for breakfast?
Yes!
I took it home.
I took it home and I ate it.
You can't peel it, can you?
You can't peel an orange.
You can't peel it.
You thought you could peel a mandarin orange,
you thought you could peel an orange in English.
You thought you could peel an orange in English.
So you thought it's different from gum.
From Shiinchi to Fukagawa...
A letter of gratitude!
I'm happy!
I'll read it.
To Fukagawa-san...
It's been three years since we met.
I'm in a position of being selected and under.
I didn't get to work with you often.
But we talked about anything.
You were like an older sister to me.
From your best friend Shiinchi,
From your best friend Shiinchi, who made you cry.
You and I have nearly the same age.
We've got problems together too.
You were one of a kind.
Fukagawa's passionate things are broadcasted on Hulu.
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I still can't take my fingers off!
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The members are cornered one after another in serious interviews without a script!
[Laughter]