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Nogiriko Fun!
Nani-nune! Nogi-zaka!
Yeah!
Now, Iku-chan, it's Nani-nune! Nogi-zaka!
Wow, there are a lot of children, Injiri-kun!
Yeah!
Is everyone doing well?
Yeah!
Wow, you're all doing well!
Is everyone doing well?
Yeah!
They're all looking up!
Tonight, we have a special project for children's fans!
Nogi-zaka girls have seriously come up with things that will make children happy!
Huh? Wait a minute...
There are children over here, too!
What's your name?
I-I'm Miria!
Miria-chan!
Miria-kun!
What's your name?
I'm Maya!
Maya-chan!
And... what are you doing?
I'm here, south of Saturn!
Why are you here?!
Hey, Injiri-kun, I can't wait to see it!
You want to see it, right?
Alright, let's get started!
The three groups of Nogizaka Oneesan are going to perform!
Who will win the hearts of the children the most?
Alright, let's get started!
First up is a puppet show!
Nogizaka Oneesan, this way!
This way, this way!
Yes, thank you!
Bayan Oneesan and Sayurin Oneesan have come up with a puppet show!
Anyway, we want to see a lot of cute smiles from the children,
so we thought of doing a puppet show.
My eyes are already excited, but...
Alright, please get ready!
The puppet show that's about to begin is...
an arrangement by Momotaro, Shiraishi and Matsumura of "Mukashibanashi".
Wow!
While doing crazy things that will make the children happy,
we will move forward!
Puppet show "Momotaro"!
Once upon a time, there lived an old man and an old woman.
The old man went to the mountains and the woman went to the river for laundry.
Then, from the river, a big peach came flowing down.
Let's go!
When the old man and the woman cut the peach,
a baby came out of it!
Momotaro!
It's Momotaro! Hello, everyone!
Hello!
Wow! You can do it well!
The baby named Momotaro grew up smoothly after that.
Wow!
That's fast!
Momotaro took a kibidango and went out to hunt demons.
Then...
Bang! Bang!
Wow!
That's cute!
Momotaro, please give me one of those kibidangos you put on your waist.
Then, I'll give you one if you make a funny face that will make the children happy.
What?
The dog made a funny face that will make the children happy.
Three, two, one!
I don't want to see it.
Hello!
The child was happy.
Oh, you made me happy!
How was it, everyone? Was it fun?
Was it fun?
It was fun!
You're kind!
Since you found it fun, I'll give you a kibidango!
Thank you!
You did it!
Momotaro took the dog and went out to hunt demons again.
That's cute!
Bang!
Momotaro, Momotaro, please give me one of those kibidangos you put on your waist.
Then, I'll give you one if you make a funny face that will make the children happy.
A funny face?
The monkey made a funny face that will make the children happy!
Three, two, one!
I'm Jibanyan!
That wasn't funny enough, so let's do it again!
Let's do it one more time!
Three, two, one!
We are Japanese people!
Once again, we are heading to Onigashima.
Chunchun! Chunchun! Momotaro-san!
Can you give me one of those Kibi-dango you put on your waist?
If you imitate a child's happiness, I'll give you a Kibi-dango!
I imitated a child's happiness!
3, 2, 1!
I don't know. I don't know.
Wait a minute...
Wait a minute!
Is it "viking-man"?
Let's say it one more time!
3, 2, 1!
It's "viking-man", right?
It's "viking-man"!
It's exactly like "viking-man"!
Bye-bye, Kim!
Since you did your best, I'll give you a Kibi- dango!
It's a normal Kibi-dango.
Like this, Momotaro made friends with dogs, monkeys and mice and came to Onigashima.
We've finally arrived at Onigashima!
Where is Oni?
It's here!
Oni made an incredibly scary face that you've never seen before!
What a scary face!
Everyone, let's go!
You're strong!
You're strong, Oni!
I'm in trouble! I'm in danger!
Everyone, cheer for Momotaro!
Momotaro!
You can do it!
Momotaro! Momotaro! Momotaro! Momotaro!
Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
Happily ever after!
Thank you very much!
I'm glad you had fun.
The girls did a great job.
Did you all have fun?
Yes!
It was fun!
I was surprised that so many people came out of nowhere.
I was surprised!
I'm happy!
Your diary will be recorded.
She said my face was really funny.
Really?
But if you make a scary face...
Was it funny?
You're doing it too close. Nojo-onee-san, do it more. It's not scary.
Let's do it one more time. Until you make a scary face...
3... 2... 1... Go!
That's good!
Nojo-san, can you do an impersonation of a cow?
A cow?
It's been a while.
I'll do an impersonation of a cow. Everyone, watch me.
3... 2... 1... Go!
It's funny, isn't it?
Next up is gymnastics!
Nogi-zaka-no-onee-san, over here!
Over here!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Wow!
It's sparkling!
The children's eyes have started to sparkle!
Wow!
Who are you?
I'm Amazing Man!
Ah!
Could it be?
Takayama-no-onee-san,
your throat isn't in good condition yet,
so let's have a conversation with this.
I really can't speak.
I apologize for that.
I'm really sorry.
Takayama-no-onee-san,
who appeared on a TV show in Tokyo,
but her throat is not in good condition yet...
I'll help you, so I'm sure you'll be fine.
Huh?
Yes.
Okay.
Riku-chan also participates as an assistant.
I see.
Takayama-san,
I came here to have a conversation with you,
but I don't have a kiss tool,
so I can't write the next word.
Huh?
Ah, from there!
You erased it with a tissue, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Amazing Man and Riku-chan-onee-san's Amazing Exercise!
Everyone, let's begin!
The magic word we can use anytime.
Everyone, does everyone know it?
It is...
Amazing!
Huh?
Everyone, next is an exercise that uses your body a lot.
Upward, amazing!
To the right, amazing!
To the left, amazing!
Downward, good job!
One more time!
Upward, amazing!
To the right, amazing!
To the left, amazing!
Downward, good job!
Well done!
Everyone, hold hands with the person next to you.
Let's hold hands, everyone!
Let's do an exercise of friendship!
One, two...
Friendship, amazing!
Then, next is "amazing stretch"!
Well then, everyone, first of all...
Next is "amazing stretch" from that person.
Let's bend your knees slowly.
Look straight ahead and...
Let's go!
Stretch! Stretch!
Stop!
Good!
Let's count with a loud voice!
One, two...
Stretch power has accumulated all over your body!
Then, next is...
Let's release the stretch power with everyone!
Let's return your legs!
Stretch your back!
One, two...
Amazing!
It's finally over!
Well done! Well done!
Was it fun?
It was fun!
Thank you!
What was fun about it?
Collaborating with Stretchman.
I can't say it!
The original story has been revealed, but...
Takayama has grasped the children's hearts.
After this, the scary marionette...
No, the maricanette appears!
It's real!
Wake up!
Did you fall asleep?
Oh!
I'm a maricane!
The children are scared.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Here I go!
Goo
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Eggbomber
The last one is "Experiment"!
Iku-chan, will you call "Experiment" lady?
Yes! Experiment lady of "NOGIZAKA", please come here!
What is it?
I love experiments! I'm a young man teacher!
This is my assistant, Marikka!
Wake up! Wake up! It's a live show!
Wake up! Did you fall asleep?
My name is...
Marikka!
Nice to meet you!
I'm your doll, Marikka!
Wow! She's listening!
She's cute!
It's only been 4 years since she was born!
Her brain is spinning!
It's spinning!
This is bad!
Marikka and Sayu-nyan's experiment show starts now!
Sayu-nyan!
Marikka!
Can you do the experiment?
What you need for the experiment is a plastic bag and a lot of water!
Let's put water in this bag!
Marikka, please!
It's a normal human movement!
There's water in it!
I'll put in a lot!
If you put a lot of water in the bag...
Let's tie this bag's mouth tightly!
It's done!
It's full of water!
What do you think will happen if you put this colored pencil in this bag?
It will be exposed!
Let's put it in!
What will happen?
I'll put it in!
Yes, you can!
I'll put it in!
Yes, you can!
I'll put it in!
Yes, you can!
Hurry up and put it in!
Sorry!
I'll put it in!
Yes!
One, two...
Let's do it together!
Together?
Let's do it together!
There are three people who want to do it, but...
Do you want to do it? Are you scared? Do you want to do it?
Oh, no!
What should we do?
Not yet! Not yet!
It's out! It's out!
What should we do?
Yes! Everyone, why don't you try it, too?
Yes!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Now, let's announce the results!
After this, the one who grabbed the child's heart the most will be decided!
Rock, paper, scissors! Revenge!
Rock, paper, scissors! Rock, paper, scissors! Rock, paper, scissors! Rock, paper, scissors! Rock, paper, scissors!
Paper
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Now, let's announce the results!
Now, which onee-san grabbed the child's heart the most?
The children will run to the onee-san who grabbed the child's heart the most!
Ready, go!
Let's count! Momotaro's team!
Momotaro's team is 5 people!
Amazing Man! Huh?!
Amazing Man!
In the center, where it's easiest for kids to come to,
everyone is going left and right!
Come out!
I'm in shock!
And,
unexpectedly,
1, 2, 3, 4 people came for the experiment!
Was the experiment fun?
It was fun!
Was the pencil fun?
It was fun!
And so,
the winner is...
Momotaro's doll play team!
Yay!
And now...
When one of you said,
Go to the girl who had the most fun,
did Eto-san do anything funny?
Eto-san!
I didn't do anything!
Eto-san, about this #10,
did you say anything?
I didn't say a word!
Onee-chan...
Was it funny?
After the commercial...
Nogi Room...
Doesn't work!
Nogi Room!
Tonight's members are these five!
This time, there were many kids who were very energetic,
but what kind of kids were you when you were little?
I was #4 when Onee-chan was #3,
but I've never done anything funny.
Most of the time, Onee-chan was the hero,
and I was the hostage.
So in "No Giving" my dream of becoming a hero came true.
But you didn't think you'd have leeks, did you?
You didn't think you'd have them at 20, did you?
I usually have dolls, but I wasn't interested in them at all.
So I didn't have anything like a Sylvanian doll.
You didn't have one?
No way!
You didn't have one of those big red dolls?
I didn't have one!
You didn't have one of those big red dolls?
And tonight's letter is about an unexpected side of Etou that Fukagawa is talking about.
After the results were announced, Misamisa, Mayan and I were on the same way home.
And then we started going home together.
I hope we can appear on "Emste" someday.
The complete version of this letter will be broadcasted on "mooloo" after the show.
I still remember it now and then.
She remembers it so well.
Everyone in front of the TV! Let's play with Nogizaka Onee-san!
For more details, please visit the show's homepage!
Nogizaka's special dish, stir-fried vegetables!
Next week, the members will announce their own original commercial!
Who will be the next commercial queen?
Who will it be?
Commercials, you're in danger!
I hope I don't get rejected...