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If you fall in love at first sight, it's about 5 seconds to 7 seconds, but it seems that you will stare at it.
Tonight, Nogizaka 46 will transform into a teacher!
A special lecture will be held on various hobbies and ideas that you will see for the first time on TV!
What will happen?
One, two!
Thank you!
Far away and fascinating, Nogi Teacher Special Lesson!
This time, members with various hobbies and ideas will respond to the teacher and have a special lecture.
Now, let's have Nogi Teacher appear!
Here you go!
I saw it!
Five teachers!
If there is such a wonderful teacher, it would be boring if it was a boy's school.
How about this pink one in the middle?
Pink one in the middle!
Music teacher!
Oh, it looks like a music teacher!
Since I'm older, I want the class to be a win-win for everyone's life.
Now, let's have Nogi Teacher speak!
Will Sayuri Matsumura Teacher's lecture be fascinating for students until the end?
Now, I would like to start the class!
Everyone, do you know this phrase?
What is it?
To discover is not to look for new scenery, but to have new eyes.
Wow, that's amazing!
The meaning of this phrase is that if you change your point of view and your perspective, you can discover many new things.
Wow!
So, today I would like to tell you about a new world where you can change your perspective and perspective.
The theme is this!
American dogs' fun way of eating!
Yay!
Everyone, please leave!
American dogs only eat around, so we'll leave!
Everyone...
The title...
Now, I would like to continue with the class!
Everyone, how do you eat an American dog?
Nanase-san, how do you eat it?
American dog...
Ahhh! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
No, no, no, no, no!
No good! No good!
So, for Nanase-san's sake, I would like to teach you how you can enjoy and eat American dogs in a more delicious way!
So, I will demonstrate it now!
Ta-dah!
A fun way of eating!
Eat it vertically!
Vertically...
Why? Why is it fun?
Everyone, hurry up and answer!
Oh no! It's too difficult!
Is... is it okay?
I've been eating this for ages.
It looks like this when you look at it.
It's dirty.
Who said that?
Yes!
It's dirty.
It's cute.
It's cute inside and out.
Everyone!
Please eat it!
Let's move on to the second one.
How to eat it happily.
The second one!
Ta-dah!
Eat the sausage vertically.
Pull out the sausage like this and...
Time's up!
All students withdrew and forced to end.
Mishino-san, you made us eat it.
But you criticized it just by eating it.
Amazing.
American dog.
American dog!
It's Mishino Nanase's American dog, isn't it?
What shocked me the most was...
When you ate the batter...
You said, "It's dirty!"
You said it!
Eto?
Yes.
Eto-san said, "It's dirty!"
It was dirty, wasn't it?
Will the students be interested in the next class until the end?
Inoue Sayuri-sensei, please!
Today, I want to tell you about this!
Ta-dah!
Highly moving idol's holiday!
I want to recommend you a holiday spot!
I want to introduce you!
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
Garden!
There are more than 200 gardens designated as national cultural assets in Japan.
There are about 10 of them in Tokyo.
If you add an idol here...
It will be like this!
Ta-dah!
When you see a picture like this...
Ah, even though you're an idol, you like gardens, how cultural!
At first glance, you're different from those cheerful idols!
When you look at it like this, it's heavy, isn't it?
Yes! My feelings have increased!
That's right!
Then, I'd like to compare it with a bad holiday!
A bad holiday is this! Ta-dah!
My feelings have increased!
That's right!
Most of the time, when you go to a garden...
It's clear what you're going to get!
Well, I have a hobby of going to various gardens...
I'd like to introduce you to my favorite gardens!
Then, first of all, here it is! Ta-dah!
It's a garden where you can become a heroine!
It's a very romantic place!
As an idol, it's the best place!
First of all, please look at this picture!
Ta-dah!
This is an old Furukawa garden...
The charm of this garden is not only that it's a Japanese garden...
There's also a Western garden!
It's the only garden in Tokyo where you can enjoy two gardens!
You've been there, haven't you?
I've been there!
I know!
Cheerful idols are a little...
This is a very beautiful garden...
But if you add an idol here...
Ta-dah!
Ah, what do you think?
Idols and roses...
It's definitely going up in price, isn't it?
It's going up, isn't it?
Yes!
It's too much for me!
There's also something like this!
Ta-dah!
It's very beautiful, isn't it?
If you meet everyone in a place like this...
You'll like it!
Really!
Then, let's compare this with a bad picture!
Yes!
You're using my picture too much!
It's obvious which one is an idol-like holiday!
That's why, it was an idol's holiday with high sensitivity! Thank you very much!
Not all of you stood up!
I'm happy!
When I said "garden"...
Even if everyone invited me for a holiday...
They didn't have any interest!
Only Hina-chan was interested!
As expected!
From now on, I'll invite everyone!
After learning about a high sensitivity holiday...
A special lecture by Dr. Saito Yuri!
Everyone! Thank you for coming!
Thank you for coming!
Before I tell you about it...
Please look at this!
It's this number!
It's a number about something...
Minami-chan!
What do you think it is?
It's the percentage of people with hay fever!
This season...
I think there are many people with hay fever...
It's the percentage of people who answered "I love you" more than "I want you to love me" in a survey of 500 girls in general!
That's right!
As expected...
80% of girls in the world...
Think "I want you to love me" more than "I want you to love me" in a survey of 500 girls in general!
That's why...
My lecture theme for today is...
This!
Ta-dah!
Saito Yuri's "I want you to love me"!
Today, I'd like to teach you how to become "I want you to love me" skilled.
The first one is this.
The "I want you to love me" technique for older people.
I'm sure there are only older people around us when it comes to work.
But there is a common situation that older people and older people often encounter.
And that is this!
Ta-dah!
It's not funny at all!
When you hear someone say something not funny even for a millimeter, it tends to be this kind of expression.
Here!
Ta-dah! It's not funny at all!
And next, here!
Here you go!
And next, here you go!
And last, here you go!
Here you go!
Calm down! Calm down! Calm down!
Calm down!
Here you go!
Calm down! Calm down! Calm down!
Even for people like this, even for older people who are talking like this,
even bad things can arise.
And if you follow my recommended love technique,
you can change from this kind of pinch to love.
And that method is this!
Touching with your thumb!
Touching?
Yes! For example, when you receive information,
you say "what is ____?"
You say that word yourself.
What is ____?
If you don't know it, it's important for the other person to think you have more information than you do.
And if you call out the other person's name and say "it's funny",
I can't do it!
You can't do it!
For example,
Ijiri-san's talk is more fun than talking with people of the same generation!
If you say it like that, you're already dead.
Right?
Not only does it show that you know the name of the person above you,
but you can also make the other person think you're having fun talking with them.
And the next method is this!
"Men's love technique"!
And the love technique I recommend is this!
"Seriously in love 5-second look"!
What is this?!
Psychologically, people fall in love at first sight.
If you stare at someone for 5-7 seconds, they will stare at you.
In other words, if you stare at someone for 5 seconds or more, they will fall in love with you.
Why don't you stare at someone for 5 seconds or more?
I would like to end my class here.
That's amazing!
Thank you!
That was fun!
Mm-hmm
Ms. Utagawa-san was nodding all the time, but...
Yes, it felt like I was taking a philosophy class.
I think it was a good class!
Yes, thank you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Next is a lecture by a high school student, Ms. Sagara Iori-sensei.
Everyone, this is sudden, but...
When was the last time you laughed seriously?
Mm-hmm
Now that you mention it, I don't think I laughed from the bottom of my heart.
Stop it!
Yes, what I would like to tell you today is this!
Let's participate in the comedian bus tour!
Basically, you can take as many photos as you like on the bus tour with comedians.
However, you can't take videos, so please be careful!
Yes!
Let's go!
As a tour guide so far...
Next is the zoo tour with R.G.!
Thank you for coming!
Yes, and...
Next is the mystery car tour with R.G.!
Thank you for coming!
Ms. Utagawa-san!
Yes, yes, Ms. Utagawa-san!
Yes!
Why is it only R.G.?!
Yes, let me tell you more!
The comedian bus tour!
It's a no-joke tripadvisor tour!
For two people, it's 13,000 yen!
By the way, this is the bus tour I wanted to go the most so far!
A no-joke tour with R.G.!
For two people, it's 13,000 yen!
Yes!
That's all for this morning!
We just listened to all of it and it's over, but is there anyone who really wanted to stand up and raise their hand?
Please answer!
The first "When did you last laugh seriously?" may not have been laughed at by Inagashima.
I don't know what the recording was like until now, but let's go when we want to laugh seriously.
Yes, that's right.
You did your best!
Thank you for your hard work!
Next up is Akimoto Manatsu-sensei's special lesson!
I've studied a lot of things, too.
The method is this!
A cute-looking equation!
Yay!
What is it?
Everyone, clap your hands and say "yay"!
No one is listening!
Yay!
It's challenging!
Let's go!
Yes!
Please listen carefully!
Here we go!
Jan!
"Girls" + "Ya Yu Yo" = "Cute"
For example, this equation...
Just by adding small "Ya Yu Yo" words to various actions, anyone can become cute!
I'm a little curious!
I'd like to give you an example.
First of all, when you change the monitor like this...
Say "Jean!"
Say "Sizzle sizzle Sizzle sizzle Sizzle sizzle Sizzle sizzle Sizzle sizzle Sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle
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Wait, wait, wait!
The protest is in serious danger of being forced to end!
However, there is a surprising ending at the end...
Oh, what...wait a minute!
Yes, yes!
I love you!
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I'm out of breath now, but I'll continue without worrying about it.
The next one is this!
Ta-da!
Girls + food in front of you =
Girls + food in front of you = cute!
That's the formula.
That's it!
That's it, isn't it?
That's right!
I feel like I'm going to bite you!
When you eat food in front of you,
like a squirrel or a rabbit,
lovebirds like small animals are born.
So, lovebirds =
you want to climb up.
I'd like to try it out.
First of all, I'll use a vegetable stick.
Here we go!
Look!
It's cute, isn't it?
That's right!
When you bite it in front of you, it becomes very cute.
That's the formula.
Next, I'll do it with my bare hands.
That's it!
It's like this, isn't it?
I don't think it's cute.
So, when you bite it in front of you...
There's no one who bites it like this!
You can't do it!
It's cute, isn't it?
You should look at reality properly!
It's cute, isn't it?
So...
I hope you felt its cuteness.
It's hot!
Let me cool down!
It's hot!
It's very cute, Takayama-san!
I like this picture!
Lastly, we have a special rule, so let's have a look!
Here it is!
After all, it's here!
Let's have a look!
Here we go!
3...
2...
1...
Ah! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Last one! Last one! Last one!
Really, it's the last one!
At last, there's no way it'll be forced to end!
Here, let's have a look at the special move of the members who were unfortunately not chosen!
Coming soon!
As expected, it was unfortunate this time.
Nishino-san!
Nishino-san, what kind of move is it?
I'm particular about taking a bath.
How do you do it?
My particularity is, when I wash my hair,
I don't remove all of the hair that's on my hands.
I do it like this and leave it like this.
I've heard of it! I've heard of it!
Once, when I went to Nanase's house,
I took a bath at the wall of the bathtub.
It was so clean!
I said, "What is this?!"
She said, "I don't want to get soaked in the drain, so I'm putting it all on cleanly."
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'll tell you the reason.
It's because it's disgusting.
Next, Hori-san!
Yes!
What kind of move did you do, Hori-san?
I told a scaredy-cat, "You can't do this!"
That's a good one!
Yes!
As you can see, she's ranked 3rd and 2nd!
Then, who is 1st place that she absolutely can't do?!
What do you mean by that?
I'm trying to get closer to it.
Ah, you can't do this, right?
No, if people who are scared of what someone is doing see it, it will be a big problem.
Let's stop it.
The reason for the police is...
Well, everyone is scared, right?
The staff is also scared of this.
In the studio, it seems like a psychological phenomenon will happen when we talk about this.
That's why we stopped it today, right?
This afternoon, the studio is in great panic!
What on earth has happened?!
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In the studio, it seems like a psychological phenomenon will happen when we talk about this.
That's why we stopped it today, right?
What?!
What is it?!
Isn't his job done for today?
The bird is crying!
Why are you doing this to me?!
Stop it!
I brought some sweets!
These are my favorite sweet potatoes!
It's so good!
90%!
It's so good!
I ate four of them in one day!
It's so good!
I'm going to have a stomachache!
Stop it!
And their love letters are from Wakatsuki to Akimoto!
In the middle of summer, I don't talk about myself to many people.
I'm a little worried because I try to solve my problems on my own and work hard to the limit.
I'll take half of the burden.
Let me repay you!
In the middle of summer...
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...leash!
Leash! Leash!
I'm sorry! I'm late! Please!
It's already over.
What?! No way!
And next week...
Nogizaka transforms into a super cute pet!
Ori transforms into a monkey!
Pan! Ze!
Wakatsuki transforms into a cat!
We'll be together...
...forever and ever!
Meow!
Look forward to it!