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Tonight on "Nogizaka 46"...
I love you.
The man's wife...
I'll make you forget everything.
...transforms into a beautiful woman.
Not only for male fans, but also for female fans...
...they have joined forces.
Their name is...
We are...
...Nogizaka 46!
Nogibiko 3!
Aiming for the top star, Noginozuka Kagekidan!
Today, we have a special guest for Noginozuka Kagekidan.
Please come in!
He's already cool.
It's been a while. I'm Shibuki Shiburi, a man.
I'm Shibuki 13, a former "Takara" actor!
Nice to meet you!
Ranran is a "Takara" fan.
But it's been 10 years since I quit.
Do you know him?
I think I'm going to cry.
Shibuki-san, can you call them in?
Let me introduce you to my cute juniors.
"Be Dance" team, welcome!
Now, everyone, please say hello!
For you, I'm not afraid.
I'll risk my life to protect you.
Even if I'm looked down upon by tough people,
I'll make an effort, thank you, and smile.
I'll definitely overcome this with you.
Since the day I vowed to devote everything to you,
I'll rush to the top of Nogizaka.
Rush up! We are...
Nogizaka Family!
Wow!
They're so cool!
Wonderful! Wonderful!
Huh?
Ms. High Heels Momoko!
- Ah, no! - Who is it?
O...Oscar.
Oh, I thought it was Occitan.
Former Takara Genbu, Tsukigumi's top star,
Shibuki Jun.
Tonight's show is "Iketeru Nogizaka Kagekidan".
Let's begin with...
"Ikemen Hassei Kougan"!
If you could say a cute and cool line as a man, please.
Well, let's start with Kawamura.
Well then, please!
You are the most beautiful in the world.
I said it!
Oh, that's good.
Well then, Shiraisu-san, shall you say it?
Shiraisu-san is already a dandy.
Dandy, dandy.
She's a sexy girl, isn't she?
Well then, Shiraisu-san, please!
Without me, you can't do anything.
Well, she's doing her best to speak in a low voice, but...
She should feel a little more weight.
A weight that women don't have.
A weight that women don't have...
Do you understand?
There's something important here.
For men.
There is, everyone!
If you feel that weight, your voice should change a little.
It did!
Oh, it changed!
What pose is the easiest for you to make a voice?
Well, I usually open my legs and lower my center of gravity.
I drop it on my stomach.
That way, I can make a low voice.
Here it comes!
Did you feel the weight?
No, no, no, no!
No, no!
No!
I'm really sorry!
It changed!
It's funny!
She said it's funny!
Chiyuki-san, can you show us the same pose you just did?
Please!
You are the most beautiful woman in the world.
Kaoru-kun, please concentrate.
Can you show us the same pose you just did?
You are the most beautiful woman in the world.
I should have done it like this.
Can you stop doing that?
"Kinozuka Kagekidan", next is...
"Kakkoi Situation Battle"!
The members who danced will compete for "kakkoi situation battle" in an office set and a bar set.
First is the office set.
When Ms. O-ere appears, something happens.
So, she has to deal with it manly.
Shibuki-jun and Ikoma and Naka will judge it.
If you are satisfied with your performance, you will receive a badge.
The four of you will challenge it in an office set.
First of all, here is the first situation.
Ah, my work is over.
Anyway, senior, what do you want?
It's scary to work in a company where there is no one.
Apparently, a senior called her to an office where there is no one.
Now, what will she do?
Are you ready for the challenge?
Yes!
Shiraishi-san, are you ready?
I'm ready!
First is the super cool Shiraishi.
Ready, start!
Sorry for calling you out at this hour.
I'm disqualified as a senior, right?
I won't lie to my feelings anymore.
I love you.
I don't want to talk about it anymore.
The performance has ended!
Please give us your judgement!
2 points!
Ikoma-chan, I'm glad.
I also want to do "Asuna no Daki", so I gave up.
Shibuki-san, you didn't give up.
It was really good, but I want you to remove the software as much as you can.
How does it look like when you take it off?
It looks like this when you take it off.
Then you hold it and hug it.
Shunnei-san!
Yes!
Let's do it again from behind.
Ready, start!
[Asuna no Daki]
If it was this, you would get full points!
I was delusional for a moment.
Ikoma-chan, you said it too quickly.
Who would like to go next?
Kawago-san, you can go!
[Kawago no Chousen]
Ready, start!
There's always a lot of people, so I'm nervous when it's just the two of us.
I've always been curious about you.
Let me produce you.
Zero points!
I didn't think you'd bite me. I'm disappointed.
So, zero points.
Now, let's move on to the second situation. Look over there!
Now, let's start the morning management meeting.
Huh? It seems like Noginozuka-kun isn't here. Does anyone know?
Sheesh, always, always...
It seems like it's a late morning meeting.
Is anyone here?
Anyone?
Oh, it's just Wakatsuki-san.
Then, Wakatsuki-san, let's go.
One, two, three!
Wakatsuki's handsome style is...
Ready, start!
Sorry for being late.
I'm sorry. I'm weak in the morning.
That's right...
Erika...
Can you wake me up every morning?
She's thrown herself against the wall!
Please give us a score!
One point!
Her behavior up to the point of being thrown against the wall...
It was like a crime scene.
It was too fast.
Could you do it a little slower?
I need some time.
Terada-san, how was it?
As expected, being thrown against the wall is...
Clever, correct and beautiful...
So I want a cleanliness award.
She didn't study enough!
Let's move on to the third situation.
Please look over there!
Ah, the meeting's about to start.
I have to hurry.
Ah, what should I do?
What should I do?
Now, Doji Naoyeru-san has openly blown up the meeting materials.
Yes, yes, please, please.
Yes, yes, then Saito Uchihara-san, please.
Saito Uchihara's cool way of helping, we'll show you!
Then, ready, start!
I can't help it.
You're really Doji, aren't you?
I can't be a single person.
But, well...
That part of you is cute, but well...
It's you!
Stand by!
No, no, no, no!
Igoma-chan, what did you like about it?
The arm pillow.
You liked the arm pillow?
I liked it!
You liked it?!
The tights!
My heart is racing!
I see.
It's crazy!
So, Shibuki-san, you hesitated and hesitated, but...
Yes.
It was really cool, but...
Yes, yes.
If you change the angle a little bit...
you look like a hostess.
I see, I see.
I hesitated because of that.
But it was really cool, so...
Yes.
It's over, it's over.
In the next bar episode, these four will do a challenge.
Look over there!
Master, what time is it?
It's 10 o'clock.
How long will you make me wait?
Who will gently comfort this woman?
Hashimoto-san, will you do it?
Yes!
Then, Hashimoto-san, let's do it!
Yes!
First, the main character, actress Hashimoto.
Then, Hashimoto-san, ready, start!
I'm sorry for making you wait.
When I was looking for a flower that would suit you, it became this late.
But I was stupid.
There's no way a flower that would suit the most beautiful flower in the world would exist.
Finally, it's over.
Then, please announce the results!
It was cool.
Full marks!
A little bit.
A little bit, but what do you mean?
The ending was quite natural, so I liked it.
But throwing the rose was a little...
People tend to notice things quickly, like the movement.
So I think it was more nice to just leave it like this.
I learned a lot.
And with that, Hashimoto-san gets 3 points!
Thank you!
Let's move on to the second situation.
Please look over there!
I got dumped...
Just now, a woman was dumped by a man.
If you can do the challenge, raise your hands!
Kawamura!
Kawamura-san!
Here, Oscar Kawamura appears!
Ready, start!
Stop crying.
Your tears don't suit you.
What's wrong?
If you don't mind me, can we talk about you?
What?
Shimizu-san, is singing and spinning like this...
Well, of course there is singing in Takarazuka,
but you wouldn't like it if someone like that came all of a sudden, would you?
Oh, is that so?
So, you have 0 points!
Oh, is that so?
If you want to do it, do it next!
Sakurai-san, let's go with the captain!
Yes!
Next is Sakurai. Show us your captain's determination!
Ready, start!
Master, wait for me.
Huh? What's wrong?
You look like you're crying.
Poor thing.
I don't know what happened, but...
I'll make you forget it all.
Wow!
Now, please give us your verdict!
2 points!
That was 2 points!
What did you think, Ikomo-chan?
I'm glad that someone like that came all of a sudden and bit me in the chin.
It's been like that since "Martini".
I don't know if it's too sudden...
Anyway, it's 2 points for Sakurai-san!
Now, let's move on to the third and last situation!
Look over there!
Come on, come on, come on!
Oh!
You're cute, Nee-chan!
Hey, Nee-chan.
Do you want to drink with me?
Please don't!
Hey!
No matter how you look at it, it seems like you're being picked up by bad guys.
Now, is there anyone who can save her?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Yui Saito is here. - Oh!
- Yuta! - Yes! I'll do my best!
- Hey! Do your best! - Hey!
- Cheers! - The last one is Yui Saito.
Show off your handsome face!
Now, Yui Saito, get ready, go!
Stop it!
Were you scared?
It's fine now.
I'll always be by your side.
That was good, wasn't it?
Please give us a score!
- 2 points! - Oh my god! Oh my god!
Thank you very much!
Oh, thank you very much!
You guys...
Why are you being filmed?
Now, Ikoma-chan.
Rather than being cool,
it was like a cute little brother type of boy
who desperately protected me.
That's how I felt when I hugged him.
- You hugged him. - Yes.
- Nakata-san! - Um...
- Even though Yuttan is doing her best... - Right?
- I was a little surprised. - Oh, you were surprised?
Yes.
Shibuki-san, you weren't picked up because...
That's right, you guys were too strong.
- Hey! - Hey!
That's not my fault!
- Wait! - You guys...
You guys were stronger than anyone else, weren't you?
- But... - But you know what?
- Nojo-san! - Yes?
You're a big fan of Shibuki-san, aren't you?
That's right!
It can't be helped that you love it, right?
I've always been a fan of "Guys and Dolls" with my mother.
When I was in elementary school, I watched it every day and I could say all the lines from beginning to end.
I was such a big fan that I didn't even want to wait for it!
You have to call your mother!
That's right, that's right!
What did you think of our "Noginozuka Kagekidan" when you voted for it?
Well, it took me 20 years to realize my role as a man, but I'm glad I did my best in these few hours!
Thank you! That's wonderful!
Now, we're here today, but there's someone who really wants to get involved with you again, is that okay?
Yes!
Come to the farm!
From now on, Shibuki-san will say some nice words to you at the end of the show.
Let's go to the farm, Shibuki-san!
Okay!
Then...
Ready...
Set...
Ami...
Haruko...
Thank you!
Let's say a few words at the end of the show and say goodbye for today!
Um...
After that, I'd like to take a short break...
You're an amateur!
After this, we'll go to a relaxing room, "Nogirubu"!
While making hotpot, we'll talk about...
My own view!
Shiraishi's lovely beam!
I'm embarrassed!
Here's an announcement from the show!
No Giving 3's online video streaming service, Hulu, and Nittere On Demand...
...will start streaming online after the show!
For more information, visit the show's homepage!
No Giving 3!
Thanks for waiting!
What is it?
It's hotpot!
Hotpot!
One, two...
Let's eat!
It warms you up!
It's hot!
Why are you laughing?
It's hot!
It's really hot!
Can you eat it?
I'm not good at it.
Really? Is it hot?
No, but it's okay.
Hime-tan, you have your own beam today.
Really?
Here I go!
Hime-tan's beam!
Huh?
Nanami's beam!
Here I go!
Nanami's beam!
After this, Yumi Wakatsuki!
Marika Itou!
And even Shiraishi Mai's lovely beam!
I'm embarrassed!
Nanami, you're amazing! I respect you!
I respect you!
It's an album!
Let's open it up!
Here it is!
Huh?
Nanami!
Yes!
It's me!
Yes, it's Jingu!
In "Nogiruumu Kanzenban", Nanami Hashimoto talks about her recovery from diabetes!
Yes, I really...
I thought I couldn't work anymore.
I'm going to put it in here now.
"Akasareru Kandohiwa" will be broadcasted on Hulu!
Click on the show's homepage!
And next week...
The long-awaited "that" will return!
Eh? It's already coming back?
The delusion request has returned!
W-what are you talking about?
I love you, Onii-chan!
Ah, that's not fair.
You have to cherish me too, Minami.
I love you.
Next week, your delusions won't st-st-stop!
Next week, your delusions won't stop!