AISubs v3.5
Give me a kiss.
This time, it's a dream come true!
That dream finally came true!
Tell me you love me.
In a setting that's not possible in real life...
Nogizaka, we love you!
We'll make your dream come true!
"Dream Come True" request!
The members will act out the fan's dream come true situation requested on the show's homepage!
Ishley Okada will rank them in order of excitement as male representative!
From Saitama Prefecture's "Dream Come True" salesman, we have this dream come true request!
Fukagawa Mai!
With an apron on, "Knees Up" and "Love, Love, Morning"!
"Dream Come True" request, start!
Ah, good morning!
Breakfast will be ready soon.
Hey!
Don't stick together, it's dangerous!
It's dangerous!
Cute!
So close!
I said no!
Wait, wait, wait!
Okay, okay!
Then...
I'll give you this, so wait for me, okay?
Okay!
Is it good?
Thank goodness!
Then...
Wait for me, okay?
I love you!
So cute!
No, no, no...
The studio was going "kyaa kyaa kyaa kyaa"
It's embarrassing!
Which line was the most embarrassing?
Like, you know...
It's okay, it's okay
"Come on!" like...
"No, you can't" like that...
Come on!
No, you can't
Come on!
Hey!
Wait, wait, wait!
Those are lines that men can't stand!
Men, you want me to say "no, no, no, you can't", right?
To the cameraman.
If it were me...
Is there anyone who can be cuter than Fukagawa- san?
Like Nagashima-san.
What?!
That kind of voice comes out a lot.
She says it a lot.
Sera Rin's voice is seriously cute.
It's cute!
It's really cute!
I'll give you this, so wait for me.
Please say "hi, I'm..."
She laughed, ma'am!
Ma'am!
Nagashima Sera and her cute second wife!
Three seconds!
Two, one...
I'll give you this, so wait for me!
Fukagawa is in first place for now!
Yamanashi Prefecture, idol Daisuki-san, 21 years old, from Gakusei.
Sakurai Reika, a special treatment for beautiful women.
White clothes suit you!
They do!
Let's take a look at the delusion request.
Start!
Next person, please come in.
Hello.
How are you today?
What is it?
It's nice.
Is it the wind?
Let me check your throat.
Hmm...
I'm going to listen to the sound of your heart for a moment.
It suits you.
It's strange.
It doesn't seem like a cold.
Do you want to see me?
I can't do that.
Then...
I'll be kind to you.
I can't do it.
What?
It's getting hotter and hotter.
What?
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Can you show me?
Is this okay?
Sakurai-san.
Yes?
Your acting skills are very stable.
Really?
I feel like I've been doing it for several years.
It seems like you've been doing it.
When you were doing "choushinki", you looked up to the left like this.
Did you do it in front of you?
No, I didn't.
Then...
You put on your forehead and look at the heat.
It's getting hotter and hotter.
Is there anyone who can do it better than you?
Forehead. Forehead.
I don't know.
Special treatment of beautiful girls in Takayama.
Three.
Two.
One.
It's getting hotter and hotter.
Hashimoto!
Hashimoto-kun, what is it?
Okay, it's wrong. Hashimoto-kun, you do it.
Hashimoto Nanami will show you.
Three.
Two.
One.
It's the first time.
It's getting hotter and hotter.
It's good!
And last year's ranking is...
If it's not good, if it's not good, it's still not enough for me.
It's still second place.
His health is poor, but it's not enough for Tsukagawa.
He's from Kanawa Prefecture, Nogizaka, Inochitan. He's a 17-year-old high school student.
He confessed his love for her after school at Nakamoto Himekai and Ito Marika.
Is he still active? Is he active as a high school student?
It's good!
Then let's look at his real school life.
His delusional ability.
It's good! The proof is good!
Ah, sorry for calling you out.
Actually, I was thinking of asking you about my answer the other day.
Yes, about wanting you to go out with me.
What do you think?
Hey, Himeko, you're cheating!
I confessed my love first!
That doesn't matter!
I like you more than you like me!
No way! I like you too! I love you!
I'll do anything! I love you!
You like me?
I love you too!
Then...
Kiss me...
...the way you like me.
I love you!
That was a cute performance!
It's embarrassing!
It's embarrassing! It's embarrassing!
It's not "kiss" but "kiss me" is good!
That's it!
That's good!
"Kiss" or "kiss me" whoever you like.
"Kiss me" was so popular that Itou-san's "kiss me" disappeared.
Can I hear it?
Say "kiss me"
Kiss me
This is it!
Kiss me
It's embarrassing!
But among these two, is there anyone who can say "kiss me" more cutely than me, Nagashima-san?
Nagashima Seira's "kiss me"
3, 2, 1, go ahead!
Kiss me
Why do you say "kiss me" before "kiss me"?!
Their ranking is...
Sakurai-san's 3rd place is...
She's in the 2nd place!
She took out Sakurai and ate up the 2nd place!
She still has a strong need for 2nd place!
Chiba Prefecture's Sairingo "Pantsu-san"
"Pantsu-san", right?!
She's a 23-year-old flutist.
Matsumura Sairi - An Idol is in My House
Isn't it a good delusion?!
Well then, delusion request, start!
It's a photo book!
What is it?
What is it?!
Um...
I'm sorry for barging in like this!
Please cover me up!
I...
I'm an idol in a group called nagizaka 46, but I'm busy with work every day and I'm about to be crushed by pressure, so I ran away at my limit.
The other day, I had a big meal competition for a program project and I ate nine cups of rice.
So...
Then...
I was angry at you for eating too much and...
Don't you think which one is it?
I talked and calmed down a little.
Thank you for listening.
I'm...
I'll go back.
What?
Go back!
It's not early.
Kiku!
Um...
This...
This is my contact information.
Why did you write it?
It's a secret.
When did you write it?
Next time...
Please consult me in private.
Sailing Oppan!
Who?
Thank you for your hard work.
It was very long.
I'm sorry!
That's right.
Even though it was a long time, not many people responded to me.
Where did you write it?
Did you write it like you did before?
Like kissing or kissing?
Like "It's a secret."
This is my contact information.
It's a secret.
For idol-loving men, it's an irresistible delusion, right?
That's right.
Then, is there anyone who can say such a line?
Yes, farm.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. What are you saying?
This time, please ride in a private car.
And finally, a punch in the farm. Please.
A request from an idol in a farm.
Three, two, one, go ahead.
This time, please ride in a private car, too.
Nojoringo.
Matsumura's ranking is...
The lowest.
It didn't ring a bell in Issylie's heart at all.
She's at the lowest.
That's all for now.
It's a request from a 52-year-old manga artist in Tokyo, Egawa Tatsuya.
It's Egawa-san, the manga artist.
Egawa-san has a delusion that she desperately wants to fulfill.
That's why she requested it.
My dream.
Let's watch the video.
Delusion request, start!
What are you doing?
Egawa-san, I made chicken. Would you like some?
Egawa-san, I made salad. Would you like some?
Why are you here?
You too.
Egawa-san, I made pizza. Would you like some?
What are you doing here?
Egawa-san, please eat mine.
No, my chicken.
My pizza is the best.
Thank you very much.
Egawa-san, you're so kind and nice to eat me equally.
I wonder if people who become Egawa-san's wives are really happy.
That's right! I had something I wanted to do with Egawa-san.
Ta-dah! Let's play the 'king game'.
What Egawa-san says is...
Absolutely!
Yay!
My feet are heavy.
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
I don't know anything.
Egawa-san's delusion is this 'nogi-saka' and 'king game' where she can say anything.
I want to experience this excitement!
I don't know.
Because Egawa-san says 'absolutely'.
And you're her mother.
Huh? You don't know?
Then, what Egawa-san says is...
Absolutely!
Wow! That's awesome!
What is this?!
The 'king game' has passed Fukagawa and won first place!
Next, we have a request from an unexpected person.
Matsui Rena-san of Aichi Prefecture, 22 years old.
This is a request from sk48.
Matsui Rena-san of Aichi Prefecture, who likes idols, also requested this.
Thank you very much!
Ikomari's forbidden dot dot dot...
What could it be?
Delusion, start!
Yay! I won!
Cute, cute.
It's been a while since I stayed with Rena, so I'm really happy!
Right?
Then, what should we do next?
Ah, let's do a 'shiritori'.
Then, let's start with 'shiritori' dancing.
This!
"Sushi?" "Then..." "Shirasu!"
"Swimming?" "Then..." "Chairs?" "Again, 'su' again."
"Watermelon?" "Crows?" "It's 'su' again."
"You still don't get it?" "Intersection?"
Say you love me.
Wow!
What's wrong? Your hands and feet are the same.
Are you okay?
How is it?
No! No!
I'm not a character!
Say you love me.
This is iconic!
This is irresistible for a man.
How is it? Are you okay? Are you okay?
It's embarrassing!
No, no, no, this is...
What's wrong? What's wrong?
I love you.
That was embarrassing!
Is it okay for all of you to say you love me?
Yes.
Some of you may say you love Pandi.
Which cameraman?
That... That cameraman...
What?
Chikamei...
His face is getting smaller!
Chikamei!
Chikamei is a delusional cameraman!
Chikamei!
Chikamei is a delusional cameraman!
A delusional cameraman!
Chikumei, don't do that!
But for one of you members, it's kind of weird to say you love me with a straight face, right?
Yes.
Then... Hocchan will.
Oh!
Wouldn't that be nice?
Yes.
Hori-san, then...
Which...
It's you again!
Hori Miura's "Say you love me."
Go ahead.
Straight face.
Say you love me.
She laughed!
It's kind of embarrassing since Ikoma-chan's time!
Ikoma's ranking is...
This...
This isn't your usual Ikoma-chan, right?
That's right!
Um... I really...
I don't think I'll do anything else but this!
You're not going to do it, right?
The gap between her and her usual self is highly rated and ranks first!
Ibaraki Prefecture, Hetari Ima-san, 43 years old, from Kaishien.
Takayama Akazumi, Noujou Ami, Hatanaka Seira, Yankee Honna and Omega Ate.
Now, let's start the delusion request!
Hey you!
Huh?
If you look at me and laugh...
What's wrong?
She just looked at us and laughed.
Huh?
Don't mess with me!
Come over here!
Hey!
Where are you going?
Why? Why? Why?
Is that it?
Hey!
You bastard!
Huh?
Go home and throw away your mom's boobs!
Huh?
That's crazy!
Don't we have different tastes?
No, no...
I didn't think she'd punch me in the brain so early!
She already punched me in the brain!
I wanted to say "thank you" or "you're lovely" or "I love you" or "kiss me" or...
That's right!
You know...
Women don't understand this.
Huh? You do?
No, we don't!
The best thing about this is...
When you get punched like this, you fall down, right?
Yes.
After that, I can't stand it when the three of you get punched like this!
Huh?!
This delusion's ranking is...
Huh?!
It's higher than I expected!
It's low!
It can't be!
Huh?!
If you think about these secular do-em men...
They grabbed do-em Ijiri's heart and became a member of the trio!
And with their last delusion, the shocking incident is...
This post is from Okada Noboru-san, a 49-year-old comedian from Tokyo.
It's me!
Noboru-san! Noboru-san!
Yes, it's me, Noboru!
Huh?! That's...
I also have a delusion I want to fulfill!
Shirai-sisters!
After-bath high-time!
This is...
This is a delusion!
Start!
After this...
Stop it! Stop it!
With Ijiri's delusion, Shirai-shi is in a state of shock!
Stop it!
With that delusion, the cast...
Start!
Noboru!
You're pissing in the wrong place again!
It can't be helped!
Right?!
But...
You're cute, so I'll forgive you!
Wait!
Noboru! Wait up!
Noboru! Come here!
Okay, okay!
You're really spoiled!
You're so cute!
I love you!
Hey!
It tickles!
Noboru! Stop it!
Stop it!
Noboru! Stop it!
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
I got too into it!
I'm sorry!
Stop it! Stop it!
But this...
Shirai-san's acting was the best!
It was about 100 out of 100.
But there's someone else who wants you to do it.
Ikta-san.
Ikta-san, a little...
A dog bell is coming!
A delusional bell!
A dog bell! A dog bell!
Do you do anything?
Ikta and Erika's sweet time with dogs!
3, 2, 1, go!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Stop it!
Who will be the winner?
As you can see in the current delusion request ranking, who will be the winner?
What?
Well, well, well, I don't know.
Well, well, well, Jigu, take this!
There you go!
Congratulations, you've been selected as the most forbidden dog in Icomania!
What!?
It was surprising.
It was really surprising but I'm embarrassed by that.
I'm really really embarrassed!